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DWELLERS OF THE DEEP (Novel) by Don Wilcox 8 

Bill Pierce saw his qlr! pulled overboard by weird horse-fish, and followed into a new civilization. 

CRIME CLEAN-UP IN CENTER CITY 
(Novelet) by Robert Moore Williams 54 

Grady and Waller were good cops. This crime wave had to be cleaned up; so they nabbed the kingpin! 

BULL MOOSE OF BABYLON (Novel) by Don Wilcox 70 

Hal Norton didn't expect to be hurled into the midst of a Babylonian battlefield, but there he was — 

THE ETERNAL PRIESTESS (Short) by Harold Lawlor 108 

"You must believe in me!" begged T'Risha. But to Terry Leach, her story was a bit hard to swallow. 

DOUBLE IN DEATH (Short). . by Gerald Vance ...... 120 

"It is a perfect set-up," murmured Colegrave. "My alter-ego kills a man — I am safe from punishment!" 

OSCAR AND THE TALKING TOTEMS 
(Novelet) by James Norman 130 

Totem poles dotted the Alaskan territory; and to Oscar of Mars they spoke of catastrophe to America. 

HOK VISITS THE LAND OF LEGENDS 
(Novelet) by Manly Wade Wellman 154 

Hok wanted adventure; so he set out to visit the land of legends, and got more than he bargained for. 

TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS (Short) by Robert Bloch ...... 192 

Lefty Feep certainly walked into trouble when he went to the picnic of the Society of Diminutives! 

BERTIE AND THE BLACK ARTS (Short) . . by William P. MeGivern 206 

Bertie wanted to reform, marry, settle down; but how could he do it with demons following him around? 

THE LEGEND OF MARK SHAYNE (Short) . by John York Cabot ... 224 

Mark Shayne had a contract — and he demanded fulfilment even after death; songs written by a ghost! 



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Oddities of Science 191 

Introducing the Authors ... 233 
Amazing Stories Quarterly. . 234 

Reader's Page 235 

Correspondence Corner . 241 



Cover painting by Malcolm Smith illustrating a scene from "Dwellers of the Deep." Illustrations by 
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Of THE VEEP 



by DON WILCOX 



Pierce went into the deep to 
find Bea Riley, kidnaped and 
drowned by a weird fish race 

B ILL PIERCE was hurrying up to 
the deck to keep a date when 
the alarm sounded. 

“Girl overboard! Girl overboard!” 
The whistles blew, the big liner 
churned waters, and began to circle. 
It would take several minutes for it 
to stop. Meanwhile everybody scam- 
pered to the rail to look for the girl 
who had gone over. 

“It’s your gal friend, Pierce,” some 
fellow-passenger yelled. 

Bill Pierce tore off his coat, kicked off 
his shoes, leaped to rail. 

The girl was a full hundred and fifty 



yards away. Her arms were fighting the 
water frantically. Strange behavior for 
Beatrice Riley, swimming champion. 

Bill dived. In a moment he was skim- 
ming through the waves with a power- 
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“Hold on, Bea!” 

His cry was probably lost in the 
clamor. Ringing in his ears were the 
cynical words of some passenger. 
“Publicity stunt!” 

Bill Pierce didn’t believe it. The 
diving team of Pierce and Riley didn’t 
need publicity, and Bea Riley wasn’t 
one to pull a cheap hoax. 

Bill caught sight of her. He was less 
than fifty feet away. He saw her 
eyes widened as if in pain. Her arms 
jerked upward helplessly, she sank 
down. 

With all his championship speed Bill 



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Pierce was too late. Or was he? 

“That’s the spot!” someone yelled at 
him from an approaching boat. 

He surface dived, combed the waters 
as far as his keen eyesight would reach. 

Moments later he came up. But there 
was no sign of Beatrice Riley. 

Sailors dived from the life boat, now, 
and Bill Pierce, catching half a breath, 
went down for another search. 

He spiralled, downward, so deep now 
that green tropical waters grew black 
against his wide-open eyes. The ham- 
mering pressure of the water pounded 
at his brain. He was baffled by the 
strangeness of this occurrence. 

Now and again he would catch sight 
of some vague form sliding past, deep 
beneath him, only to dart away at his 
approach. 

He bounded to the surface gasping 
for breath. 

“Muff said he saw her,” one of the 
sailors yelled. “He said some fish had 
her. They were pullin’ her — ” 

“That sounds like Muff,” another 
sailor growled. “He’d lie to you if your 
life depended — ” 

“Which way did he see her?” Pierce 
snapped. 

Someone pointed, and Bill Pierce 
shot down again. 

But when he was forced up he had 
failed once more. 

“Who was it saw her?” he demanded. 

“Just some o’ Windy Muff’s talk,” 
said a sailor deprecatingly. 

“But I did!” a red-headed sailor de- 
clared hotly. “I saw a bunch o’ fish 
clap a glass barrel over her — ” 

The sailors roared him down. This 
was no time for any of his wild lies. 

“But I saw it!” Windy Muff blazed. 
“Just like I said, the fish had a barrel 

it 

Pop! Someone slapped him across 
the mouth, muttering, “Can’t you see 
this fellow’s cut up over her? Save 



your damn’ jokin’ for another time.J 

“But I’m not jokin’ — ” 

'T'HEY cut him off, and one of the 
A sailors explained to Bill Pierce that 
anything the red-haired Windy Muff 
said seriously could be taken as a lie 
right out of thin air. 

A whistle from the liner called them 
back. No more time could be spared 
on a lost cause. Thirty minutes had 
been lost. 

Pierce tried to plunge again, but the 
sailors grabbed him, hauled him into 
the lifeboat. . . . 

Back in his stateroom again, as the 
liner’s engines rumbled into full speed 
ahead, Bill Pierce went through the 
routine of changing into dry clothes. 
He moved numbly. The sudden inex- 
plicable tragedy had dulled his senses. 

A knock sounded at his door. It 
was a steward. 

“The captain wishes to see you in his 
office, sir.” 

“The captain?” 

“Can you make it right away, sir?” 

“Yes. But first— get a wireless off 
for me.” Bill scribbled a brief message, 
addressed it to George Vinson in Hon- 
olulu. “My friend Vin will find this 
hard to believe. I can hardly realize it 
myself.” 

A moment later Bill Pierce entered 
the office, dropped into the chair across 
from the captain’s desk, agreed to an- 
swer a few questions to the best of 
his ability. 

“I’ve learned that the girl was pulled 
overboard,” said the captain. “Do you 
have any explanation?” 

“Pulled?” Pierce tried to shake the 
dizziness from his brain. The heavy 
weight of grief was on him. 

“They tell me that a rope— or some- 
thing resembling a rope — was looped 
around her” arms and waist, and the 
other end led down to the water.” 




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Bill Pierce gave a bitter snort. “That 
red-haired sailor is a swift liar, isn’t he? 
Out in the lifeboat he was seeing fish 
run away with her in a transparent 
tub,” 

“Anything that Windy Muff says can 
be taken with barrels of salt,” said the 
captain. “We’ve heard too many of his 
stories. But this rope — well, three pas- 
sengers saw it.” 

“Oh, they must be mistaken,” Pierce 
clipped his words with temper. “If 
they’re trying to cook up a suicide — ” 

“Not so fast, Mr. Pierce,” the cap- 
tain cut in with a heavy scowl. “No- 
body’s trying to cook up anything. 
We’re after the facts. What kind of 
rope do you think Miss Riley might 
have used?” 

Pierce narrowed his eyes. “Begging 
your pardon, but I think you’re off 
your nut.” 

The captain’s scowl tightened. 

“Maybe I am, Pierce, but I can’t 
ignore the evidence. Three passengers 
substantially agreed on their stories. 
Miss Riley was standing at the rail, they 
said, when they suddenly noticed a cord 
stretching up from the surface of the 
water. They saw the loop jerk tight 
around her shoulders and pull her over 
the rail into the ocean.” 

“TT DOESN’T make sense,” Pierce 
paced the floor, snapping his fin- 
gers. 

“By the time the alarm sounded her 
arms had evidently fought free of the 
rope — ” 

“That proves it was no suicide.” 
“But the cord evidently caught 
her feet and the weight pulled her to the 
bottom.” 

..“What weight?” Pierce was angry. 
“Did anyone see a weight? . . . Did 
anyone see her pull the loop around her 
arms? . . Well, what’s the answer?” 

“We’re obscure on those points, 



Pierce. I’ve got my men searching 
for anything that might have been used 
for a drop-weight.” 

“Drop-weight, hell. How, in broad 
daylight, could Beatrice Riley or any- 
one else drop some object into the ocean 
without anyone seeing it fall?” 

The captain had no ready answer. 
But he faced Pierce with an accusing 
look. His suspicions were running 
rampant. 

“Answer me carefully, Pierce,” he 
said. “Did you and Beatrice Riley 
quarrel last night?” 

“Well, I’ll be dam — your honor, 
what’s the sense of that question?” 
“Calm down, Pierce,” said the cap- 
tain. “What you say is being recorded 
by my secretary in the next room. I 
won’t pry into your personal affairs any 
deeper than necessary. But if — as a 
few passengers have testified, you and 
Beatrice Riley were arguing — ” 

“It was nothing serious — just a dis- 
cussion — ” 

“You’ll be doing yourself a service,” 
said the captain, “if you’ll relate to me 
what you can recall of that discussion. 
That’s the simplest way to clear your- 
self of any suspicion of murder.” 

For a moment Bill Pierce was white 
with rage, tensing his muscles to hold 
himself in check. 

Then he saw his reflection in a 
panel mirror, and the fury in his cold 
eyes rebuked him. An outburst of tem- 
per was no way to ward off the captain’s 
suspicions. 

Pierce drew a deep breath, sat down, 
after a moment managed to speak 
calmly. 

“Okay, captain. I’ll tell you what 
we talked about. I might as well. I’d 
be thinking about it anyhow, now that 
she’s gone . . . Last night when I met 
her on the deck I told her I’d just re- 
ceived a radiogram . . 




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CHAPTER II 

npHAT previous evening when Bill 
Pierce had received a radiogram he 
had hurried around the deck to find 
Beatrice. 

She wasn’t going to like this, he was 
sure. The telegram was from his friend 
George Vinson. Beatrice had no use 
for Vinson. She held an unaccountable 
dislike for him. 

“Just my luck,” Bill Pierce had said 
to himself. 

Bill was madly in love with Beatrice 
Her mysterious nature always held him 
at a distance. But he was determined 
to slip a ring on her finger before they 
reached Honolulu. 

Now with the Hawiian Islands less 
than two days off, this had to happen. 

George Vinson had radiographed 
from Hawaii. He would be there to 
meet them. Morover, he wanted to 
take them on to South America on his 
yacht. 

Bill Pierce knew Bea would never 
hear to it. 

Now Bill came upon Beatrice loung- 
ing in a deck chair. She was dressed 
in her sporty blue and white, looking' 
as beautiful as Bill Pierce had ever seen 
her— and that was saying a lot, 

“A surprise radiogram for us, Bea.” 

“Not from George Vinson?” she 
asked apprehensively. 

“Good old Vin,” Bill smiled. “Are 
you in the mood? There, there, don’t 
frown so. It spoils your pretty face.” 

He handed her the radiogram, 
watched her expression as she read it. 

The mystery in Beatrice Riley’s face 
was ever present. It was something 
Bill would dream about at night and 
read about in the Sunday sports re- 
views. It was something that everyone 
remarked about. 

Beatrice Riley was a mystery. She 
was one of those rare persons who never 



talk about themselves. She had blos- 
somed into a celebrity after a brief 
round of bathing beauty contests. The 
reporters, inquiring where she came 
from, discovered that no one knew — 
and the girl positively- refused to talk 
about her past. 

Before Bill met her he was skeptical 
of the stories of her sensational diving. 
Seme smart promoter must be hoaxing 
the public, he thought. A man might 
risk his life in a few of those dare- 
devil dives— himself, for example. But 
he was tops, or darned near it. But no 
woman would dare — - 

Then came the momentous sports 
show that he and Bea Riley were asked 
to appear in together. And that 
changed everything. Bill Pierce saw 
for himself. 

Yes, and he came so near to being 
outclassed that it wasn’t funny. Bea 
Riley could have walked off with the 
show. But she didn’t. She shared 
honors with him. 

That was the beginning of the team 
of Pierce and Riley, headed straight for 
international fame. For Bea was every- 
thing the reporters had claimed and 
more. 

From the west coast they had flown 
the Pacific to appear in expositions in 
the Philippines and Australia. Now 
they were sailing back to the States. 
New York was already building them 
up for a summer season appearance, 
only three months away. . . . 

J^EATRICE reread the radiogram 
three or four times, then passed it 
back to Bill without a word. She looked 
out over the waters pensively. 

“You see, Bea,” Bill said in the 
hearty manner of a salesman with a bill 
of goods to sell, “good old Vinson has 
worked up some engagements for us 
down in South America. You know 
Vin — always looking out for us. He’s 




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got business contacts down there, and 
they’re pulling for us — ” 

“Bill, you’re not considering going?” 

“Well, it must be a good thing or he 
wouldn’t suggest it. He’s going to meet 
us at Honolulu and take us on to Argen- 
tina in his big sea-going yacht.” 

Bill saw the disapproval cloud 
Beatrice’s face. 

“Did you tell him we’d do it?” she 
asked. ’ 

“Certainly not. I always talk these 
things over with you.” 

“And then you do what George Vin- 
son wants you to.” 

Bill’s hot temper wasn’t good for 
moments like these, and knew it. He 
saw red whenever his path was crossed. 
And counting to ten didn’t help. 

“Just remember something,” he 
snapped. “Wait for me.” 

He struck off around the deck. He 
had to work off steam somehow. Maybe 
by the time he came back Bea would be 
reasonable. 

But no, she was never reasonable 
when George Vinson was concerned. 
Bill couldn’t understand it. She was 
such a swell, fair person to work with 
in every other way. 

Only six months ago Bill had intro- 
duced Bea Riley to Vinson. And what 
a feud he’d started! All the fine things 
he’d ever said for his old friend had 
been wasted. 'Bea Riley had shunned 
George Vinson like poison. 

Vinson had simply thrust his white- 
gloved fingers through his mane of fine 
black hair and walked away, ignoring 
the insulting treatment. 

“What in thunder went wrong be- 
tween those two?” Bill had asked him- 
self after that meeting of six months 
ago. Then he had tried to apologize to 
Vinson. Bea Riley, he said, musn’t be 
misjudged for her seeming coolness. 
She was a mystery to everyone. 

Bill had also apologized to Bea for 



his old friends manners. The im- 
portant little man couldn’t help his ex- 
treme dignity. His wealth, together 
with his penchant for profound thought, 
gave him an air of exaggerated im- 
portance. 

As for Vinson’s strange habit of al- 
ways wearing white gloves, indoors as 
well as out — well, he must possess 
scarred and unsightly hands. That was 
what Bill concluded. And after know- 
ing him for six years Bill took the white 
gloves to be as much a part of Vin as 
his face or his pompadour of fine black 
hair. . . . 

Bill returned to Beatrice and she 
looked up at him with a quick smile. 

“What about it, Bea?” he said. 

“Whatever you want to do, we’ll do,” 
said Beatrice. 

“Gee, honey,” he caught her in his 
arms, kissed her. “You know me. What 
I want is a honeymoon. In Canada, if 
you say so.” 

He looked at her steadily. Her eye- 
lids lowered. 

“Are you taking me to South Amer- 
ica, Bill?” she asked. 

“No. I’ll wire George Vinson it’s 
off. From this minute on we’re inde- 
pendent. How’s that?” 

Beatrice searched his eyes. “I hope 
you mean it, Bill.” 

“I’ll send him a radiogram yet to- 
night.” 

“Think it over till morning,” said 
Beatrice. “I want to be sure you don’t 
change your mind . . . Let me know 
at lunch . . .” 

CHAPTER III 

^"OW, near mid-afternoon of the day 
that was to have brought Bill 
Pierce and Beatrice Riley to a moment 
of decision, the diving champion sat 
before the desk of the captain, reciting 




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14 , 

his story of the previous evening. 

“That’s about all,” Bill said in a low 
voice. He touched his handkerchief to 
the corners of his eyes. 

“Thank you, Pierce,” said the cap- 
tain. 

“If that’s all, I’ll go,” said Bill. “I 
want to talk with Windy Muff.” 

The captain sat silently, frowning., 
“Pierce,” he said, “that girl was the 
most remarkable swimmer and diver I 
ever saw. I watched the slow motion 
movie of her novel waterfall dive from 
two hundred feet. I saw her start at 
the top, dive down fifty feet to the first 
elevated pool, shoot over the edge with 
the cascade and down another fifty to 
the second pool, and so on. Four suc- 
cessive dives in one — all in the midst 
of that roaring artificial waterfall. 
When I think of that, Pierce, and the 
long underwater swim she did — ” 

Bill Pierce slapped his hand on the 
table. “You’re seeing it my way now, 
Captain. There’s a chance she’s not 
drowned. She could fight water for 
hours. How far off were those volcanic 
islands when she went over?” 

“About eight miles.” 

“Let me go back, Captain. Give me 
your launch. And a compass—” 
“Could you keep on a course?” 

“Let me take a sailor along. Windy 
Muff. I’ll start at once.” 

“You’re taking a big risk. How’ll 
you get back?” 

“I’ve got a friend in Honolulu — 
George Vinson. He’s got a big yacht — ” 
“Better send him a radiogram at 
once,” said the captain. “If he puts 
to sea this afternoon he should overtake 
you by morning. I’ll round up Windy 
Muff for you and check the log.” . „ . 



r JpHERE was not a minute to lose. 

Miles of waters were piling up for 
the back-track cruise. 

Bill shot his radiogram off to Vinson. 



Meanwhile a note came to him from the 
captain stating that Windy Muff was 
seen entering Stateroom Number 90, 
occupied by one Jean Maribeau. 

Bill dashed down the corridor, 
knocked at number 90. He was ad- 
mitted by a sturdy immaculate little 
man with a bristling black mustache 
and a square jaw. 

“Pardon me,” said Bill. “Is there a 
sailor here by the name of — ” 

“Ah, it is the famous Mr. Pierce. We 
are honored.” Jean Maribeau might 
have been greeting a long lost brother."'’ 
“Have a chair, Mr. Pierce. Mr. Muff 
and I have something interesting—” 

“I want a quick word with Windy 
Muff,” Bill said bluntly. “I’m starting 
back in a launch to try to find the girl 
that fell overboard.” 

The red-haired sailor looked up from 
the desk where he had been preoccupied 
with some pencil sketches. “Not a half 
bad idea.” 

“Has Mr. Pierce heard of your re- 
markable observation, Mr. Muff?” 
Maribeau asked. 

“Uh-huh,” said Muff shrugging. “I 
didn’t reckon he was interested.” 

Bill Pierce was momentarily dis- 
tracted by walls full of pictures. They 
reminded him of the physiology charts 
in a doctor’s office; diagrams of cir- 
culatory systems, exposed muscles, skel- 
etons. But the subjects were animals 
rather than men. Odd, nameless an- 
imals, as far as Bill could guess. Ob- 
viously this Frenchman was a zoologist 
and a man of learning. 

“Mr. Muff has told me,” Maribeau 
volunteered, touching the points of his 
black mustache, “that he saw some 
strange fish capture Miss Riley in a 
sort of glass tub.” 

“I’ve got no time to listen,” said Bill. 
“I’m on my way back. Muff, do you 
want to come?” 

Windy Muff turned to Maribeau. 




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15 



“How about it, Doc?” 

“I would give ten years of my life,” 
said the scientist, “to possess one single 
specimen of those unique sea creatures. 
Could 1 go too, Mr. Pierce?” 

CHAPTER IV 

A FEW minutes later the three men 
got into the twin-motored launch 
and were lowered into the open sea. 

While the liner plowed on toward 
Hawaii, they roared away on the end- 
less back-track course into the south- 
western sun. 

Windy Muff hejd the craft on a dead 
line. 

“Now, Maribeau,” said Bill, “what 
were you saying about Windy’s fish 
story?” 

The scientist opened his packet of 
books and papers. 

“Would you like to see a sketch of 
their footprints, Mr. Pierce?” 

“I beg your pardon?” said Bill. 

“Would you like to see the footprints 
of the fish that got her?” Maribeau re- 
peated. “I’ve made a drawing from 
the marks that Mr. Muff and I discov- 
ered on the side of the ship.” 

“Footprints of a fish?” Bill stam- 
mered. 

“Fish isn’t the proper term, of 
course,” said Maribeau. “Amphibian 
would be more appropriate — or anuran 
— though I must confess this creature 
is difficult to classify, especially upon 
the meager evidence of a few foot- 
prints.” 

Bill bent over the pencil sketch. 

“Maribeau and I spotted it right be- 
neath the rail where she went over,” 
said Windy. “My gOllies, if this ain’t 
one for Ripley.” 

Bill gaped at the bold outline of a 
webbed foot. 

“Name it and you can have it, 
Pierce,” said Windy Muff. 



“I’d call it a mud splatter,” Bill 
grunted, “though it might be taken for 
the footprint of an oversized duck — or 
better, a frog — ” , 

“Now you’re getting warm,” said 
Maribeau, cocking his head. “As near 
as I can place it, it’s a huge Surinam 
toad, a species of water and mud crea- 
tures found only in Dutch Guiana. 
They’re quite rare, and strange to say 
they have no tongues. But this fel- 
low is no regular. He’s too large. And 
too far from Guiana. And too much 
at home in deep water.” 

The sketch of the foot, Bill noted, 
fairly filled the sheet of typing paper. 

“He climbed the side of the ship,” 
said Windy Muff with the air of having 
witnessed it. 

“With a rope, apparently,” the 
scientist amended. “We found the mark 
of a wet seaweed rope and a small hook 
that he had used to pull himself up to 
the deck where Miss Riley stood.” 

“It don’t make sense, but Maribeau 
claims he musta crawled up and lassoed 
her, the slimy devil,” said Windy Muff. 

“That’s our strange verdict,” said 
Maribeau confidently. “And that argues 
we’re on the trail of some monstrosity 
with intelligence. I never saw anything 
like it.” 

Bill Pierce was frowning, trying to 
digest these bizarre evidences. 

“Maribeau,” he said sharply. “What 
do you make of all this? Do you think 
such creatures could actually imprison 
a person with ropes and — and tubs?” 
“I’ve no right to theorize on the 
basis of these footprints,” said Mari- 
beau, “but I’ll go as far as anyone to 
find out. . . .” 

T~^AWN found Bill and his two com- 
panions nearing the area of the 
volcanic islands. A clear night and a 
glass-smooth ocean had facilitated their 
backtracking excursion. 




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Now Windy Muff stood in the prow 
sighting the low mountaintops. He 
passed his field glasses to his compan- 
ions. 

“When those two peaks line up with 
us,” he said, “well be right on a dead 
shot for the spot where she went over. 
Then it’ll be a matter of farther or 
closer, the devil knows which.” 

“Well have to pull closer,” said Bill. 
“I remember seeing a bit of cliff along 
the water-line.” 

“And a heavy black line on the water 
— at low tide,” Windy Muff added. 
“Ain’t I right, Maribeau?” 

The French scientist was lost in his 
books. With the first gray of the morn- 
ing he had resumed his ardent studies. 

“Don’t bother him,” said Bill. 

“It beats me,” said Windy Muff, 
“how a scientist can take an animal’s 
footprint and tell you what the darned 
thing looks like.” 

“Did his description agree with what 
you saw?” 

“The truth is,” said Windy Muff, 
“about all I saw was some green blurs. 
There wasn’t time — Ahoy! Look what’s 
cornin’.” 

Bill turned to see the speck of ship 
on the northeastern horizon. 

“That’s George Vinson, or I’m a 
frog’s uncle!” Bill leaped up, stripped 
off his shirt, began waving it. “Right 
to us over the blue. He’s made speed 
believe me.” 

Maribeau was aroused by Bill’s ex- 
cited talk, and in a moment he and 
Windy Muff were following Bill’s ex- 
ample, waving banners to the distant 
yacht. 

In less than an hour the trim white 
craft nosed up within hailing distance 
of the launch. 

Bill looked up at the yacht’s prow 
where the familiar figure of George 
Vinson stood like a statue against the 
sky. It was a curious fact, thought Bill, 



that a man of George Vinson’s dimin- 
utive stature somehow always gave the 
impression of being a large powerful 
person. 

Part of it was Vinson’s masterful 
manner. His superior air at this mo- 
ment, for example, as he unfolded his 
arms and raised both of them in a sign 
of greeting, would have nettled Beatrice 
Riley if she had been here. 

As usual, Vinson was bareheaded, 
and his long black hair blew like a 
horse’s mane in the breeze. As usual, 
he wore immaculate white from head 
to foot, including white shoes and white 
gloves. 

“How does it go, my friend?” came 
the hale greeting of George Vinson. 

“Vin, are we ever glad to see you!” 
Bill shouted. 

“Come on up!” 

JDILL caught the rope that one of 
Vinson’s crew tossed out and tied 
the launch up against the yacht’s gleam- 
ing side. He climbed up, scrambling to 
his feet. George Vinson’s hearty hand- 
shake was waiting for him. 

“It’s been many months,” said Vin- 
son, smiling majestically. For minutes 
the two men chatted warmly. Then 
the smile went out of Vinson’s dark 
gleaming eyes. “Tell me about this — 
this unaccountable happening. Your 
message was hard to believe. At first 
I thought — well, never mind — ” 

“What?” 

“No offense, Bill,” said Vinson gaz- 
ing across the waters reflectively, “but 
my first thought was, Bill and Beatrice 
are playing a practical joke on me, just 
to bring me out to meet them. They’re 
anxious to see me, so they’ve hatched 
up this hoax — ” 

“I only wish that were it, Vin,” said 
Bill. “But nothing could be farther 
from the truth.” 

“Are you sure she didn’t just strike 




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IT 



out and swim to yonder island?” 
George Vinson suggested. 

“Hell, no, Vin! You’re all wet,” 
Bill snapped. This confident calmness 
of Vin’s could be annoying. It was 
a trait that tended to give the older 
man a mastery of any situation. It 
made Bill feel like a hot-headed youth. 
“Let me explain. She didn’t swim 
away.” 

“No?” Vinson passed a white glove 
over his fine flowing black hair. 

“She was pulled overboard— there 
was a rope — and some sort of green sea 
creature—” 

George Vinson’s gloved hand froze 
on the back of his neck. He stared at 
Bill, then his mystical eyes peered into 
the sea. The white slits of scars on 
either side of his neck reddened. IjCe 
turned sharply to his sailors. 

“Bring out the diving suits.” 

While Bill and one of Vin’s sailors 
changed into the diving outfits, there 
was a general recounting of all details 
of Bea’s strange departure. Windy 
Muff and Maribeau climbed aboard 
the yacht to add their share of the ac- 
count. Maribeau sketched a webbed 
foot. Windy stuck to his story that the 
creatures were green blurs kicking 
through the water. 

And all the while George Vinson 
stood with hands on hips and head high, 
like something carved of granite. 

“We're a full ten miles from the 
islands,” he said finally. “We’ll scout 
along a trifle closer. Everyone keep a 
sharp watch on the waters close about.” 

T)ILL climbed back into the launch, 
and Windy and the scientist fol- 
lowed. They swung the launch around 
to follow in the wake of the yacht. They 
could see the Napoleon-like figure of 
Vinson measuring his steps along the 
deck, and Bill pulled up within voice 
range. But the only interchange of 



conversation was a warning from Vin- 
son to keep the diving helmet ready 
and keep a sharp lookout. Then — 

“Look out!” '“Watch it, there!” 
George Vinson and a sailor both shouted 
at once. 

Bill whirled in time to see it happen. 
A loop of lithe seaweed rope spun out 
of the water’s surface within ten feet 
of the launch. The loop fell over the 
head and shoulders of the scientist. 
The rope tightened with a jerk. 

For a split second Maribeau was al- 
most overboard and gone. The rope 
went taut like an irresistible steel cable 
and started off with him. 

But the scientist’s hands and knees 
hooked the side of the launch, and in 
the same instant Bill dived to catch his 
feet. The rope snapped off an arms 
length beyond the edge of the boat. 

Maribeau shrank back, muttering 
profanity in a foreign tongue. He 
jerked the tightly corded seaweed off 
his shoulders, flung it to the bottom 
of the boat, wiped his slime-covered 
hands on a handkerchief. 

“I saw the critters,” Bill gasped. 
“Just as you caught yourself and the 
rope went tight.” 

Maribeau ’s white face nodded. He 
had evidently seen them too, but just 
now he was too scared to say so. 

“I seen three,” said Windy Muff. 
“But there musta been more, the way 
they was pullin’. And if that rope 
hadn’t broke — ” Windy stopped to 
scratch his head. “What the devil were 
those things? They had arms like mon- 
keys, and prickly spines like big lizards 


“I’d give ten years of my life,” Mari- 
beau uttered in a scared whisper, “for 
just one specimen.” 

“Wonder what they’d pay for one 
of us,” Windy grunted. 

Bill closed the diving helmet down 
over his shoulders and all talk dimmed 




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and melted together like tunnel sounds. 
The air-tight suit was a flimsy affair, 
unsuitable for extreme depths, and the 
oxygen supply was meager. But Bill 
was eager for a look under the surface. 

Bill waved a signal to Vinson that 
he was ready to go over. But again 
Vinson was shouting something. 

Then the sound of a heavy splash 
seeped into the bell-jar head-piece, Bill 
turned, saw the agonized fright in Mari- 
beau’s face. Windy Muff was gone! 

Or rather, he was going. A seaweed 
rope was dragging him down. Bill 
hastily checked the fastenings of his 
air-tight suit and dived. 

The force of gravity was with him on 
his first plunge for depth. He cut down 
through the water with a powerful 
stroke. The retreating figure of Windy 
Muff was a shadowy blur straight ahead 
of him. Those two fleeting spots of light 
were Windy’s bare feet. 

And Bill was almost on them. If the 
fellow would just stop his senseless 
kicking — 

pOR an instant Bill had the sailor 

by the toe. But the green creatures 
must have felt the tug. They suddenly 
jerked Windy Muff away with frantic 
speed. Bill couldn’t match it — not in 
a bulky diving suit. The shadowy forms 
pulled out of his reach and were gone. 

That would be the last of Windy 
Muff, thought Bill. By this time the 
poor fellow must have taken in a lung- 
full of water. Bill started to climb. 

But at that moment he caught sight 
of a dim yellow circle of light some- 
where farther beyond — and below. He 
plowed toward it. It had all the look 
of an artificial light. This was incred- 
ible. 

He was down deep now. In spite of 
the inflated suit, the water crushed hard 
against his sides. Gravity was against 
him, too, and he had to fight water to 



keep from being buoyed up. 

The circle of yellow was expanding 
into half a globe that streaked the 
waters with zig-zagging spangles. There 
was activity somewhere in that vicinity 
Now the shreds of light were half 
clouded with a shower of white sand. 
So this was near the bottom. They 
must be imprisoning Windy in one of 
those transparent tubs. But it was all 
too black for Bill to see. He crept 
closer. 

By this time the dome of light was 
on a level higher than his eyes. Sud- 
denly he saw the sharp-toothed outlines 
of a green sea creature, then a second, 
and a third. They were passing like 
sentinels around the top of what ap- 
peared to be a cylindrical tank. Its 
vertical walls were solid black, but the 
light that fountained out of the trans- 
parent top gave it form. 

A quick movement from one of the 
green sea creatures warned Bill. They 
were on the alert. One of them crossed 
over the light and he caught a perfect 
picture of it. Its beady little magenta- 
ringed eyes were darting about, on 
sharp watch for trouble. The spines 
over its back were bristling. 

What effect, he wondered, would 
those spines have on a flimsy diving 
suit like his? Those were fighting 
spines. A row of them armored the 
back of each leg, too. They were like 
elonyated fins, or they might have been 
rows of thin knife -blades connected by 
webs. K 

It was hard to tell, under the distort- 
ing water, how large these creatures 
were. But Bill’s best guess was that 
they were three or four feet long. He 
was certainly not prepared for an en- 
counter with one of them, much less a 
band that knew how to work together. 

He shrank back. His oxygen would 
soon be gone. If he could retreat un- 
discovered, enough would be accom- 




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plished for the moment. For by this 
time, he knew, Windy Muff was either 
drowned or else imprisoned in an up- 
right tank of compressed air. That 
left Bill free to follow either of two lines 
of action. 

He could swim back to the yacht 
for a rope to attach to this undersea 
cylinder. All hands on deck might be 
able to lift it, and Windy Muff with it. 

Or Bill could come back with a fresh 
supply of oxygen and wait to see what 
the creatures might do with their pris- 
oner. That would be his cue as to what 
had happened to Bea. 

One of the other of these plans — but 
he had better have, a quick talk with 
George Vinson first. He started up. 

Then as his eyes came on a level 
with the dome of light he caught sight 
of the prisoner. It was not Windy 
Muff. It was Beatrice Riley. 

CHAPTER V 

/"\N THE instant all of Bill’s neatly 
^ built plans toppled into confusion. 
The waters about him became a chaos 
of flashing prisms as he automatically 
fought to stop his upward climb. 

The light must have flooded over his # 
helmeted face, for now Bea was looking 
up at him. There was a flick of smile 
with her recognition, cut short by an 
expression of shock. 

Under less perilous circumstances 
Bill would have interpreted that 
shocked look as embarrassment. Bea 
could have been no less scantily clothed 
if she had been in her diving costume. 
Obviously her fight against being cap- 
tured had cost her her outer garments. 

But her shock was plainly one of 
fear. Her lips were uttering anguished 
warnings. 

“Bill! Be careful!” 

In a glance Bill saw five or six of the 
green sea creatures were drawing back 



into a group. Their beady little eyes 
were staring at him. The bright red 
lines around their mouths seemed to 
draw tight, as if in cynical smiles. They 
were hovering in readiness to attack. 

Bill’s glance flashed back at Bea. 
She was trying to shake her head at him. 
But her actions were obstructed by in- 
struments which Bill had hardly noticed 
at first. They appeared to be two large 
electrodes, one fastened to each side of 
her head. 

There was no time to wonder what 
all of this strange paraphernalia might 
mean. Already the sea creatures were 
coming toward him. 

They bounced over the light in V 
formation — five of them. Their necks 
bowed like the necks of chariot horses. 
In fact, there was a strange resemblance 
between their heads and the heads of 
horses. Their monkey-like arms pawed 
the water, they reared their spiny backs 
and plowed straight for Bill’s midsec- 
tion. 

Bill flung himself in a quick somer- 
sault. The heavy transparent headgear 
was the least vulnerable part of his 
costume. He was barely quick enough 
to take the blow of their attack on his 
head. Their spines clicked past like 
a course-toothed saw scraping his div- 
ing helmet. 

His instincts told him to descend. 
There was darkness below. The light 
from overhead would play an advantage 
to whoever was nearest the bottom. 

The green water-horses were right 
after him. He kicked a spray of white 
sand at them, then made a hard curved 
plunge around the base of the upright 
cylinder. 

But they were in their element, swish- 
ing through these dark waters. At once 
they were coming at him from both di- 
rections. With savage fury they shot 
over his arms shearing the sleeves of 
his diving suit. The waters beat in 




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upon his arms like sledge-hammers. 

Back the green devils came from all 
directions. Their spines were steel 
sharp. He felt one long sweep of saw- 
tooth points rip the full length of his 
spine. 

That was the last of his diving suit. 
Its protection was gone. Only the shreds 
of it clung to his wrists and feet. He 
kicked out of it. 

The pressure flung water up into his 
face like a blast from a fire hose, and 
then his helmet bounded off. He was 
at the mercy of the deep. His ear- 
drums were near to bursting. 



J_TE WAS holding half a breath. But 

A it would never last him till he 
climbed to the surface. He was too 
nearly done in with exhaustion. The 
pain from the gashes and scrapings of 
spines was like fire. He was losing 
blood. A faintness was sweeping in on 
him. 

Bill tensed his muscles into steel 
armor to fight the crushing weight of 
water. Could he chance the climb to 
the surface? 

The five'Savage horse-faced creatures 
were obviously waiting for him to come 
up into the light again. To rip his body 
wide open? He could make out their 
distorted silhouettes at the upper edge 
of the lighted dome. Their lithe arms 
were paddling restlessly. They seemed 
about to plunge again — four of them. 
But the fifth. . . . 

Bill was uncertain whether to trust 
his eyes. The fifth of the creatures — 
the large one with yellow Z-shaped 
streaks on each side of its green sides — 
seemed to be holding the other four 
back. A few bold waggles of the crea- 
ture’s head caused the other four to slide 
back into the darkness. The last Bill 
could see of them they were swimming 
away. ' 

Bill’s lungs were near to bursting. 



He saw a leap of the big “Yellow-Z” 
toward the upper edge of the cylinder. 

At once a square of light appeared 
at Bill’s feet. It was a welcome sight — 
a door at the base of the cylinder. It 
had slid open, inviting him. Inside 
there would be compressed air. 

Bill would have entered if the place 
had been a fiery furnace. 

He plowed through the foot-square 
aperture, rose through a series of valves 
that drew him up automatically. Sud- 
denly the hammering water was gone. 
Air struck his face. 

Air! His breathless gasp resounded 
in the cylinder like the intake of a gas 
engine. Air! 

A floor pushed up solid and dry 
against his feet. Now he could feel the 
sting of air against his gashed arms 
and the stripe along his back. It was 
a welcome sensation, in spite of the 
light trickles of blood. 

Blackness was sweeping in on him. 
He was vaguely aware that he was 
groping at the smooth panelled cylinder 
walls, that Bea Riley was beside him, 
that her arms were supporting him. 

But the mad exertion had cost him 
his consciousness. His fainty head 
lopped against Bea’s side, and every- 
thing went black. 

CHAPTER VI 

T)ILL scraped his wrists across his 
face and rubbed an eye open. 
Colors swam before him in a bleary 
fog. 

He took a long breath. His lips were 
dry and swollen. He dimly realized 
he’d been thirsting for more oxygen. 
The air was stifling. He was still in the 
big upright cylinder with Beatrice. 

Such nightmares! He’d dreamed he 
was inside an iron lung that had shrunk 
into a silvered radio tube, Bea was there 
too, trying to keep him from falling. 




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21 



The dream made her a part of the 
electrical instrument. Spasms of elec- 
tricity had been shocking her, so the 
dream went, until finally her arms had 
weakened and dropped him. He’d fal- 
len to the floor of the tube, lain there. 
His blood had seeped away. And Bea 
was powerless to help him. She was 
only a part of the radio tube. 

The misery of the dream came back 
to him. as he lay coiled on the floor of 
the tube. But the dream was partly 
true, he knew. 

His back was no longer bleeding, 
however, and he knew that the scraping 
he had suffered from the sea creature’s 
fins had not hurt him seriously. 

His elbow was pressing against Bea- 
trice’s feet. It was a comfort to know 
she was still there, though she looked 
very pale and tired. 

Again Bill slipped off into troubled 
sleep, and the same weird nightmare 
went round and round. 

Then a sudden jolting and rocking 
of his prison floor brought him back 
to consciousness. The dream vanished. 
Bea was still there, with the electrical 
instruments fastened to the sides of her 
head. 

A panic of terror struck Bill anew. 
What were those strange electrical in- 
struments? What were they doing to 
her? 

Her eyes were closed. In the ghastly 
yellow glow she looked deathly. 

“Bea! What’s happening?” Bill 
whispered. 

Her eyes opened, she reached a hand 
down to him, helped him to his feet. 

“I’m all right, Bill,” she said. “Just 
dozing.” 

“They’re not electrocuting you or 
anything?” 

“Hardly.” Beatrice gave him a mys- 
terious little smile. 

“I was a sap to faint away,” Bill 
muttered. “We must be nearly out of 



oxygen. We’ve got to get out of there 
before, it’s too late.” 

The uprights cylinder gave another 
lurch. Bill’s weight struck the wall and 
the cylinder tottered precariously. 
“Where the hell are they taking us?” 
“We’d better get down,” said Bea. 
“We’re so top-heavy we almost 
crashed.” 

“That’d be all right with me — if we 
could climb past those devilish things 

“Horse-fish,” said Bea. 

. “Whatever you want to call them,” 
Bill growled. He went down stiffly on 
his knees. The cylinder coasted along 
a little more smoothly. And when 
Beatrice succeded in unfastening the 
electrical instruments so she could 
crouch closer to the floor, the strange 
undersea prison rolled along as steadily 
as something on rubber tires. 

“We’re learning,” said Beatrice. “It’s 
better to cooperate with them.” 

“Cooperate!” Bill barked. “The 
thing for us to do is get out.” 

“They’d pounce on us again, Bill, 
just like before. They’re smart.” 

T) ILL searched her eyes. Her tone of 
voice had carried a strong hint of 
respect for what she had called the 
“horse-fish.” Did she know anything 
about these wily creatures? 

“We’ve got to make a break,” Bill 
snapped, rising again with hands braced 
against the walls. “Get your breath. 
Let’s take our chances — ” 

“Against the open sea, Bill?” 
“There’s a yacht up above. He’s 
waiting for us.” 

“Not Vinson?” Bea cried. 

His affirmative nod terrorized her. 
She sprang up and clutched his arms. 
Then the vertical walls swayed and fell. 

The water valves groaned and one 
of them sprang slightly open. A flat 
blade of water dashed in. 




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“Come on, Beal ” Bill gasped, scram- 
bling to his hands and knees — for the 
lurch of the tank had thrown the two 
of them into a heap. “Now’s our 
chance. We’re trapped here unless — ” 
“No, Bill—” 

“Don’t be afraid. What’s the mat- 
ter?” 

“Does Vinson know I’m down here?” 
“Why?” 

“Does he?” Beatrice was almost 
screaming. 

“He knows the horse-fish pulled you 
off the ship. He’s got to know we’re 
still alive. He has some divers — ” 
“Look!” Beatrice breathed with re- 
lief. “They’re setting us upright. 
We’re still safe here.” 

“I tell you we’re getting out of here! ” 
Bill snapped hotly. 

“Go back to Vinson if you want to,” 
she said in a chill voice. “But don’t 
tell him I’m here, I’d rather die.” 
“Bea!” 

It was all that Bill could manage 
to say at the moment. He let his head 
fall back against the wall. This was 
more than he could fathom. How could 
she hold such an abhorence for George 
Vinson? Even now in the face of death 
her mysterious single hatred over- 
shadowed everything else. 

Now the righted tank was again rid- 
ing along the sandy sea bottom taking 
them to some unknown destination. 

“Bea,” Bill pleaded, “can’t you tell 
me what it is?” 

She nodded slowly, looked into Bill’s 
eyes with confidence. 

“You’ve always said Vinson was a 
right fellow, Bill. You’ve called him 
good — and sincere — and honest — ” 
“Well?”* 

“He is,” she said quietly. “He’s all 
those things and more. I knew him be- 
fore you did” 

“Bea!” 

“He’s true blue, Bill. That’s why I 



can’t face him. Vm not l” 

“W5“L are you talking about?” 
Bill swept his hand across his 
forehead dizzily. “You’re true blue, 
honey. I’d swear it. Hell, what’s this 
all about? It doesn’t make sense.” 

“Don’t try to understand, Bill. Just 
listen to me. I’m not crazy. I know 
this part of the sea. I even know what 
these horse-fish are up to. It was just 
a chance that they took me off the boat 
instead of someone else. I was horri- 
fied when it happened, naturally — on 
your account. But I can take my 
chances — ” 

“You’re talking wild — ” 

The Valves slid open and a gust of 
pure fresh air filled the cylinder. 

“There’s no time to tell you more,” 
Beatrice whispered. “Take my word 
for it. If you love me, Bill, don’t ask 
questions now — ” 

“Do I take you back with me or don’t 
I?” 

“You — if you can — but not Vinl” 

Bill was breathing heavily. He was 
scarcely aware that the cylinder was 
gliding along with a low grinding noise 
like a metal cart over sands. He only 
knew he was breathing air again, his 
mind was clearing, he was thinking 
fast. And his fighting spirit was about 
to bound out of hand. 

“So you’ve known Vin before.” Bill 
could feel his cheeks redden. “Has he 
been in love with you? ... Is he 
now?” 

Beatrice glanced sharply toward the 
cylinder floor as the valves clanked. She 
whispered, “They’re coming after you.” 

“If I had a knife I’d slit their bellies,” 
he hissed. 

“No l” There was more than terror 
in her whisper. “We’re at their mercy 
— both of us. Watch them, Bill . . . 
Study them ” 

“While they rip my back to shreds?” 




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23 



“When the time is right I’ll send you 
word. Until then — Wait! That’s all 
I can tell you.” 

Through the wide-open valves Bill 
saw the horse-fish beckoning him to 
come. Only his faith in Beatrice made 
him obey. 

The last of the rectangular doors 
closed behind him. He was outside the 
cylinder, breathing the free air of an 
immense cavern. And in the half-light 
that sifted down from a lofty ceiling 
and towering rock walls he glimpsed the 
strangest city he had ever seen. 

CHAPTER VII 

'T'HERE was so much movement close 
about him that he had no time to 
take in the details of this immense un- 
derground world. 

He glanced back at the cylinder from 
which he had just emerged. The twen- 
ty-eight or thirty horse-fish surrounding 
it paid no attention to him. They evi- 
dently meant to keep Beatrice im- 
prisoned, for she had not emerged. Now 
they were pressing levers to lock the 
valves. 

Their cunning hands grappled with 
the ropes hooked to its sides. It rolled 
back down the wet tracks with a crunch- 
ing of metal wheels over wet gravel. 
Bill drew back out of the way, watched 
the big instrument move along, sil- 
houetted against the wide cobweb of 
artificial lights on the nearest wall. 

The horse-fish worked together bet- 
ter than any team of circus animals. 
They worked with intelligence. Every 
horse-fish knew what he was about. 
Together they pulled the upright “iron- 
lung” down the roadway into the water. 

This was the path by which it had 
come in from the sea. The tracks proved 
that. So did Bill’s sharp sense of direc- 
tion. That big circular steel door half 
under water must be one of a series of 



locks that shut out the sea. 

For Bill knew that this place was be- 
low sea level. He had never ascended, 
since his dive; moreover the very air 
pressure on his eardrums argued that 
this cavern floor was deep. 

Beatrice, still imprisoned, was quick- 
ly carted away. As she was passing 
through the circular opening a gush of 
imprisoned sea water rushed into the 
narrow channel, sloshing past the cylin- 
der’s transparent dome. 

Bea looked back to Bill. The intent 
expression, the slight shake of the head, 
seemed to say, “Don’t forget!” 

Then in his final glimpse of her Bill 
saw that two horse-fish had climbed up 
into the cylinder to replace the electrical 
clamps on her head. 

Now she was gone. The swarm of 
horse-fish kicking along at the sides of 
the cylinder passed into darkness. The 
circular steel door closed. 

“Well, I’ll be damned,” Bill said 
aloud. 

“It’s got me goin’ too, pal,” said a 
voice back of him. It was Windy Muff, 
sauntering up and planting a lazy elbow 
on Bill’s shoulder. 

“I can’t figure — ” Bill stopped with 
a gulp. “Windy! Where the dickens 
did you come from?” 

“I went to sea in a tub,” said Windy 
with a dry cackle. “They just now took 
me out of one of those undersea go-carts 
— only they had to pull me out with 
ropes.” 

“I thought you’d be drowned — ” 

“They pumped life into me — then 
scared it outa me again. I can’t look 
’em in the face without turnin’ ten 
shades of white.” 

“TX/INDY, I’m darned glad you’re 
alive!” Bill smiled grimly. 
“But you know you’ve fallen into a 
devil of a mess down here.” 

“It’d be a heap easier on the nerves 




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to be dead. Was that the gal?” 

Bill nodded. “Looks like they’re 
taking her back to sea. This strip of 
water is the slippery slide to the outside 
world, if my directions are straight.” 
The dark waters surged at the chan- 
nel walls and proceeded to drain away 
through the circular door. Somewhere 
pumps were working. 

“I think you’re right,” said Windy. 
“That’s the way we came through.” 
“We?” ' 

“The critters got in my go-cart with 
me to shake the water out of my lungs,” 
Windy explained. “Then they crawled 
out again to help pull me through the 
locks. There was a spell of blackness, 
and when it lifted I was here” 

“Here!” Bill echoed glumly. He 
gazed around. “My great guns, what a 
cave! A whole underground city.” 
“Ain’t it!” Windy Muff sounded a 
forlorn note. “If I ever get back to 
tell about this, they’ll never believe 
me.” 

“Don’t worry about ever getting 
back,” said Bill, nudging his com- 
panion. , 

Several horse-fish were watching the 
two of them from the not-too- friendly 
distance of fifteen or twenty yards. 

As a matter of fact, the creatures 
appeared to be listening — though Bill 
had no way of knowing whether this 
were possible. 

One of the six or eight more atten- 
tive horse-fish had a familiar look. His 
green sides were marked with yellow 
zig-zag stripes resembling the letter Z. 

“That fellow,” Bill whispered to 
Windy, “came near to ripping my back- 
bone out. We clashed somewhere out 
there beyond the wall.” 

“They’ve got damned dangerous 
looking spines,” Windy muttered. 
“Hell,, he did tear up your back a bit, 
fellow. You oughta unroll a yard of 
tape and pull vourself together. Feel 



bad?” 

“Not now,” said Bill. “Seems like 
it clotted and began healing as soon as 
I got out of the water. Strange . . . 
Look, they’re gathering in on us.” 

Like so many loafers and stragglers 
stopping at a street corner to look at a 
pair of out-of-town elephants, the horse- 
fish came closer. From numerous 
ponds and rivulets and branching caves 
of the immediate neighborhood they 
came. Some seemed reluctant to leave 
the water, perhaps because of inertia. 
They were obviously adapted to land. 
Once out of water they came striding 
on their hind legs. 

Some came timidly, like so many 
bashful schoolgirls. Some strutted, like 
wise old frogs out of a fairy legend, 
weighted down with burdens of too 
much knowledge. Some tossed their 
horse-fish heads high in an attitude of 
snobbery and sauntered along with 
their webbed hands on their trim green 
hips. 

But the most business-like specimens 
marched up boldly, twirling their lithe 
seaweed ropes. 

■npHESE brisk marchers were crea- 
A tures of responsibility, there was no 
doubt about that. Bill thought he de- 
tected a superior sharpness in their 
glassy spines. 

“We’re in for it,” Muff whispered, 
turning ten shades of white. 

“Don’t start anything, Windy,” Bill 
mumbled. “I’ve had a tip” 

“Hasn’t she got you in enough 
trouble?” 

“S-s-sh. They’re listening . . . That 
‘Yellow-Z’ is watching me like a hawk.” 

Two of the horse-fish advanced bold- 
ly, placed slipknotted ropes around the 
wrists of each man, led them across the 
wet gravel beach. Bill thought it best 
to humor them. He offered no resist- 
ance. 




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25 



“See all that pinkish light way up 
yonder?” Windy whispered as they 
plodded along. 

“What about it?” Bill asked guarded- 
ly. 

“Could be daylight,” said Windy. 
“If we’d jerk loose and make a run for 
it — ” 

“That’s a good two miles away,” 
said Bill, “and we don’t know these 
underground paths. If these horse-fish 
can run like they can swim we wouldn’t 
get far.” 

“They’re built to swim like fish,” 
Windy whispered. 

“And run like horses. Take it easy, 
Windy.” 

“Easy! Ugh I” Windy became less 
guarded in his talk. “My instinct says 
fight. Tear into ’em with rocks — ” 

A sharp jerk of the rope on Windy’s 
wrist silenced him. He rolled his eyes 
toward Bill and whispered cautiously, 
“Did you see that?” 

Bill nodded. “They heard you — and 
understood, by George.” 

“It’s uncanny. I don’t believe it. It 
just happened. I’ll prove it.” Windy 
ceased his whispering and said in a 
normal voice. “Bill, in about a minute 
I’m gonna slice the hearts out of a 
couple of these green-bellied — ” 

Jerk! The rope pulled so sharply it 
snapped. For a moment Windy ; had 
the wild eye of a bull calf that breaks 
out of its halter. 

Windy might have had a hot inspira- 
tion to take flight, but Bill saw the 
notion cool. The way the spines sud- 
denly bristled over those horse-fish was 
enough to make anyone think twice. 
Windy stood calmly while his guardian 
horse-fish slipped another loop over his 
wrist, and the party moved on. 

“Now what do you say?” Bill whis- 
pered. 

“Nothing out loud,” Windy retorted. 
“Devilishly odd, though . . . They 



musta been disturbed by my tone of 
voice. They didn’t understand the 
words, do you reckon?” 

Bill started to answer, but he saw 
the eyes of one of his captors roll h.t him 
curiously. They were listening. Bill 
was sure of it. 

“If they hear, it’s damned funny they 
don’t talk,” Windy said under his 
breath. “I haven’t heard a squeak out 
of any of ’em.” 

“I’ll swear I heard some voices in the 
distance when they first brought me out 
into the cavern.” 

“What kind of voices, Bill? Frog 
croaks — or horse whinneys?” 

“Sort of human voices, I thought,” 
said Bill, trying to recapture the fleet- 
ing impressions of a few minutes before. 
“Hard to tell, though, with all the echoes 
floating around through these caverns.” 

'T'TIE party followed a crooked trail 
along the natural irock wall. They 
came to a stop at a circular steel door 
with a white X painted across it. 

Two horse-fish opened the door and 
silently motioned Bill and Windy in. 
It was a cavern chamber. Low artifi- 
cial lights were burning. Bill walked 
in, Windy followed, and the door closed 
after them. 

The room was unoccupied, and that 
fact was enough to make it inviting. 
Bill dropped down on the sand floor and 
sighed, “Home. Don’t wake me till 
breakfast.” 

“Jail,” said Windy. “Don’t wake me 
till the execution ... At least we 
won’t have to face those damnable 
green devils as long as this lasts.” 

“No?” said Bill. “Take a look at 
our ocean view.” 

The room was partly natural cavern 
formations, partly artificial walls. But 
across to the right there was a large 
glass window. Choppy little waves of 
gray-green water sloshed against the 




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FANTASTIC ADVENTURES 



lower half of it. No skies or horizons 
were visible. This patch of sea was 
imprisoned within what appeared to be 
an endless adjoining cavern. Only the 
plate glass kept it from pouring into 
Bill’s and Windy’s rocky cell. 

A horse-fish was padding gently along 
the surface of the water — Yellow Z. He 
came up to the window, pressed his nose 
against it. 

Windy Muff took one look and burst 
into profanity. He’d never eat or sleep, 
he declared, if those blinkety-blank crit- 
ters kept staring at him. 

“As long as you haven’t any bed or 
food,” Bill chuckled, “you’re not losing 
anything.” He rose, sauntered over to 
the window, gazed out at Yellow-Z. 
“The fellow’s as friendly as a pet dog.” 

“Yeah?” Windy snorted. “Well, get 
him to lead us outa here . . . Ain’t he 
the same one that sliced you down the 
back?” 

“Right . . . And then protected me 
from another attack. I can’t understand 
it.” 

“Sounds screwy, but if you say — 
Bill! Look at these foot tracks!” 

Windy pointed to a confusion of 
marks in the sand. Bill bent over them. 
They were human foot tracks. The 
chamber floor was full of them. 

“So we aren’t the first to drop into 
this,” Bill muttered. “They’re old 
tracks, though. Maybe years old.” 

“Maybe we’ll be old before we get 
out,” Windy rejoined. 

Nothing more was said for some time. 
Bill explored the cavern chamber. His 
thoughts were in a whirl. Undoubtedly 
all these mysteries had their meanings. 
Here in one corner, for instance, was 
one of those miniature street lights — a 
pink globe mounted on a pair of ebony 
legs. He had noticed several such lights 
on his way to this jail. The under- 
ground city he had glimpsed had been 
dotted with them. 



Pink street lights that stood not more 
than four feet high ... A window 
opening into another vast cavern half- 
filled with sea . . . Human foot tracks 
all over this prison floor . . . And 
somewhere out in the deep waters Bea- 
trice Riley encased in a metal cylinder 
with an electrical apparatus clamped to 
her head . . . And all through the cav- 
erns and out in the sea, myriads of 
horse-fish — strange hybrid creatures 
that worked like men — and listened to 
men’s talk — but never spoke. 

What could it all mean? 

JgILL paced until he was dripping 
with perspiration. His confusions 
only 'deepened. Windy Muff had fallen 
asleep by this time, and somehow that 
seemed the sensible thing to do. 

In one of the natural rock alcoves 
Bill found a spring of fresh water. He 
drank his fill, bathed himself. He 
spliced the scanty shreds of diving suit 
that clung to his body, managed to con- 
vert the torn strips into fairly comfort- 
able trunks. The air was so warm that 
he felt no need for any more clothing. 

Then he nestled down in a bed of fine 
sand and treated himself to a sleep. 

A clank of the chamber door awak- 
ened him. He sprang up with a start. 
His dreams had been beset by dangers, 
and this sudden intrusion found him 
alert for an attack. 

“Windy, they’re coming in! Wake — ” 
But Windy was no longer sleeping. 
Bill’s glance swept the room to catch the 
sailor calmly kneeling beside the ebony 
legs of the pink light globe. He turned 
to Bill with a confident wink. 

“They’re bringing us dinner,” said 
Windy. “Needn’t get excited.” 
“Dinner? How do you know?” 

The circular door had opened and 
now four horse-fish marched in, each 
bearing a corner of a tray of food. They 
set the tray down on a flat shelf of rock, 




DWELLERS OF THE DEEP 



27 



turned and went out. In a moment the 
circular door clanked closed. 

Windy Muff sauntered over to the 
tray, picked up a nicely browned fish 
and began to eat. 

Bill simply glared. “Well, I’ll be 
damned. Are you in cahoots with this 
gang of green bellied monsters too?. . . 
or have they hypnotized you? . . . 
Don’t eat it, you fool. You’ll be poi- 
soned.” 

Windy Muff grinned and went on 
munching. “Tastes good to me. Bet- 
ter try some.” 

Bill looked across to the window. 
Yellow Z was still loafing out there in 
the water, his red ringed eyes keeping 
watch. 

“You said you wouldn’t eat as long as 
the critters watched you,” Bill mocked. 
“Look at Yellow Z. He’s got the same 
stupid grin on his face that you’ve got. 

“Maybe he’s had a good dinner too,” 
said Windy. “Join me?” 

“No,” said Bill. “I’m too smart to 
take poison.” 

Then he caught a second whiff of the 
delicious fried fish. He edged closer, 
nibbled a sample. It was irresistible. 
He sat down beside the tray and ate 
like a horse. 

Windy leaned back against a rock, 
locking his freckled fingers back of his 
head for a pillow. 

“I’ve discovered something, Bill. 
Kinda made me feel different toward 
these beasts.” 

“Well?” 

“Remember what Maribeau said 
about those foot tracks? They looked 
like overgrown Surinam toads — ” 

“But this was the wrong ocean for 
animals from Dutch Guiana—” 

“Remember he mentioned that those 
toads don’t have any tongues? . . . 
Well, maybe these critters don’t have 
much in common with the specimens 
he was talking about, except for their 



webbed feet and their spiny backs. But 
I’ve got it figured out that they also 
don’t have tongues.” 

“Because they don’t talk? said Bill 
skeptically. 

“Because they do talk in a different 
way” 

wn rose and walked over to 
the pink light globe. He knelt 
beside it, thrust his head between the 
two ebony posts so that one of his ears 
rested against each. 

“Come try this, Bill, if you ain’t 
afraid of gettin’ electrocuted.” 

Windy drew back to watch Bill with 
glowing eyes. 

The ebony posts were cool against 
Bill’s cheekbones as he wedged his head 
between them. Whatever the material 
was, it had enough elasticity to fit 
snugly against his ears. He listened. 
At first he heard nothing. Then, a weird 
flow of communication . . . thought- 
waves 

“Have you finished dinner yet? . . . 
We’ll come for the tray as soon as 
you’re through . . . You’re prisoners 
. . . Don’t try to get out . . . We can 
be severe if necessary . . 

The challenge sent a flare of hot tem- 
per through Bill’s swimming brain. 

“. . . No use to fly off the handle 
. . . That won’t get you anywhere . . . 
You wouldn’t be the first upper-world 
man we’ve ripped to shreds ... We 
turn loose on upper-world men as quick 
as we do on spiny-men ... So my 
words have you guessing, have they? 
. . . You haven’t heard of spiny-men? 
. . . Take a look across the river to the 
other city . . . But don’t get too many 
ideas about exploring around . . . 
You’re staying right here as long as we 
need you . . .” 

Bill jerked his head out of the weird 
telephone. He was breathing hard, his 
fingers were quivering. 




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“Didja hear voices?” Windy asked 
eagerly. 

Bill nodded uncertainly. “I got a 
message, all right — a long, rambling 
one. But I didn’t hear a thing.” 

“Different, ain’t it?” Windy’s grin 
froze in an expression of puzzlement. 
“The first time I listened in I wanted 
to tear those poles out by the roots and 
beat myself over the head. I thought 
I was goin’ nuts, hearin’ things that 
couldn't be heard. Then I thought how 
godawful hungry I was, and they picked 
it up.” 

“How’d you happen to try in the first 
place?” 

“Saw some horse-fish doin’ it. Back 
along our inside wall I found a little 
barred window that gives a squint of 
the city. Or rather, both cities — one in 
each side of the cavern.” 

“My message,” said Bill, “mentioned 
the other city. And there was a lot of 
talk about spiny-men. What the devil 
are they?” 

“Never heard of them,” Windy said 
in denial. 

“The uncanny thing, though,” said 
Bill, eyeing the pink light globe sus- 
piciously, “was the way that voice — 
only it wasn’t a voice — kept answering 
me. The instant I thought a question, 
it answered.” 

Windy waved his hands helplessly. 
“Don’t be askin’ me how.” 

Bill began pacing again. 

Windy chuckled mirthlessly. “Now 
I know what made the foottracks all 
over this place. Whoever was penned 
up in this joint last went nuts tryin’ to 
dope out that noiseless phone.” 

“Listen, Windy,” said Bill sharply. 
“You watched me while I was getting 
that message a moment dgo. Did I 
ever talk any — out loud, I mean?” 

“Not a word,” said Windy. 

“Then how the devil could that horse- 
fish chop me off with an answer every 



time I thought a question?” 

“And how could he talk back to you 
without a tongue?” Windy shrugged. 
“Didn’t I tell you they’ve got a different 
way of talkin’? This is it. Come back 
to the barred window and you can see 
’em headin’ into phone booths all over 
town.” 

T)UT at that instant a flash of green 

9 outside the big glass window 
stopped bill in his tracks. Yellow Z had 
suddenly fled the waters. 

“Musta forgot an appointment,” 
Windy cracked. 

Then came wild splashing over the 
water’s surface. It was a chase. A 
bronze body swam past so close that 
his elbow bumped the plate glass. Bill 
caught sight of the coarse-featured mas- 
culine face. The man shot on, swim- 
ming fast. 

Close on his heels came five horse- 
fish. Their little red-lined faces were 
blazing with fury. Their red slits of 
gills were working hard. Their steely 
spines bristled with readiness to slice 
flesh and bones. 

Water splashed to the top of the win- 
dow, blurred Bill’s vision. As the glass 
cleared he saw the chase turn into a 
deadly fight. 

The bronzed man whirled with the 
alacrity of a fish, his long black hair 
slapped over his shoulder, his wide flat 
hands jerked a short thin knife out of 
his belt. His back lurched up out of 
the water just before he struck. 

In that instant Bill caught sight of 
the row of sharp points — a dozen or 
more of them — that lined the fellow’s 
back bone. 

“If we could bust that window,” 
Windy yelled, “we might save that 
man’s life.” 

“No.” Bill’s jaw was set hard. “It’s 
their battle. Besides, he’s not a man. 
He’s a spiny-man.” 




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CHAPTER VIII 

“^XZHATEVER he is,” Windy 
gasped, “he’s committin’ suicide, 
swimmin’ in amongst those damned 
green-bellied rippers.” 

“Maybe so. I don’t know — ” Bill’s 
unconscious words gave way to breath- 
less silence. He and Windy both 
pressed their faces against the plate 
glass. 

That knife in the webbed fingers of 
the spiny-man was cutting arcs into the 
water like a windmill wheel with one 
blade. A splash of red leaped up from 
the waves. One of the horse-fish plowed 
off from the rest of the party, kicking 
around in a circle of its own, dragging a 
black mass of spilling entrails behind it. 

Then, ceasing to kick, the knifed 
horse-fish hung limply in the waves, 
only five or six feet beyond the window. 
The waters around it grew discolored, 
and the red shroud hid it from view. 

“Goodbye, spiny-man! ” Windy 
barked, pointing back to the fight. 

Bill saw. The largest of the attack- 
ing horse-fish — a creature with a ring 
of black circling the white dot on his 
side — leaped clear of the water, clear 
of the spiny-man’s head. Simulta- 
neously he whirled belly-up, caught the 
spinny-man between the shoulders as 
he shot back to the water. In that split 
second the horse-fish spines did their 
damage. They scraped an ugly red 
line straight down the spiny-man’s 
horny backbone. 

“A question of who’s the toughest,” 
Windy muttered. “Only there’s no 
question about it. That gash’ll lay the 
fellow low. All they’ve got to do now 
is rip his guts out.” 

“Watch, Windy!” Bill fairly 
shrieked. “There’s the thing I was 
telling you — ” 

The fight was suddenly over. The 
big horse-fish that had taken the back- 



to-back slide stopped it. He gave an 
imperious waggle with his head and the 
three remaining horse-fish shrank back. 
When one of them threatened to attack 
again he darted challengingly. All 
three of his companions were bluffed 
out. It was obvious, Bill noted, that 
these horse-fish held a healthy respect 
for each other’s spines, no matter how 
much they disagreed on their motives. 

“I don’t get it,” said Windy Muff 
blankly, as he watched the hard-faced 
spiny-man swim off to safety. “That 
big fellow with the bull’s-eye mark- 
ings on his sides turned into a friend 
awful sudden-like.” 

“That’s the very way Yellow Z did 
when he was fighting me,” said Bill. 
“At the very moment he had me down 
and could have killed me, he went soft- 
hearted and called the gang off.” 

“I don’t get it,” Windy repeated. 

“I don’t either,” Bill admitted. He 
lingered at the window until “Bull’s- 
eye” and the other horse-fish swam 
away. “What about that barred win- 
dow you were going to show me?” 
They followed the wall of their pri- 
vate chamber along the side opposite 
the sea window. The artificial wall was 
a patchwork of masonry that filled in 
between pillars of natural stone. Back 
in a narrow alcove that reminded Bill 
of a street car vestibule, bars of light 
from the larger cavern world seeped 
in between bars of steel. 

“You’ll need these,” said Windy, un- 
fastening a pair of binoculars from his 
belt. “Get a focus on that peach- 
colored haze ’way to your right and 
you’ll see the other city. I’ll take my- 
self back to the telephone.” . . . 

P'OR the next two hours Bill stayed 
at the window studying the lay of 
the land. 

The binoculars brought him a minia- 
ture world — or was it two worlds? 




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There were two kinds of creatures in it 
— very different creatures — and yet 
they had certain pronounced points of 
resemblance. 

The spiny-men (including the spiny- 
women and spiny-children) lived among 
the uplands on the farther side of the 
river. That was the east side, if Bill’s 
sense of direction served him. And 
what he chose to call uplands were, of 
course, actually beneath the level of the 
sea. But the main cavern was so vast 
and its ceiling so lofty that there was 
room for little hills and valleys, lakes, 
waterfalls, innumerable ramifying 
caves, and one river as broad as a boule- 
vard. 

This river appeared to divide the 
low arched mud huts of the horse-fish, 
on the west, from the statelier brick and 
mud homes of the spiny-men, on the 
east. 

The river widened into a lake at what 
might be called its mouth. It couldn’t 
be seen to flow into the sea, for at 
this depth nothing less than a system 
of artificial water gates could empty 
a river into the sea without allowing the 
sea to backwater into the whole cavern. 

The cavern itself, Bill guessed, had 
been hollowed out by water during long 
ages past. Later some caprice of na- 
ture, perhaps an overflow of lava from 
some volcano up above, had spilled the 
gigantic icicles of rock across the mouth 
of the cavern. The skyscraper-sized 
icicles had melted together in a fortress 
against the sea. And somehow the 
creatures who had chosen to dwell here 
had managed to force out the im- 
pounded water. 

But the horse-fish, at least, were still 
water-dwellers. Bill, turning the 
binoculars on the west bank of the river 
and its numerous inlets, observed that 
most of the gray mounds of the horse- 
fish city had no visible doors. The en- 
trances were under water. 



One matter was continually confus- 
ing, however. There were some houses 
that he could not classify. Worse, 
there were some creatures he could not 
classify. For farther up the stream, he 
noted, there ceased to be any clear-cut 
division between the city of the horse- 
fish and that of the spiny-men. The 
two appeared to be hopelessly merged. 
And from this distance he could not tell 
whether those little creatures molding 
pottery far up the river were horse-fish 
or spiny-men. 

This was disturbing. 

Bill’s attention returned to the mat- 
ter of sunlight. The hazy peach-colored 
light that had sifted through the ceiling 
far to the right, perhaps two miles dis- 
tant, had turned to the amber of sun- 
set, and now it melted into twilight 
gray. 

So this undersea pocket had an out- 
let to the upper world, thought Bill. 
The city of the spiny-men had at least 
a limited daily taste of sunshine, blue 
sky, clouds. 

AS THE last of daylight faded, the 

L lines of artificial lights along the 
distant wall brought into view a zigzag- 
ging trail to the upper world. 

A party of spiny-men was ascending 
that trail, carrying lanterns. Occa- 
sionally Bill thought he could see them 
waving their arms. Now and again he 
heard the rolling echoes of high voices 
that might have been laughter and 
shouting. 

Then he caught sight of two figures 
descending the trail from the upper 
w'orld, slowly moving down the incline 
toward the party with the lanterns. At 
once Bill guessed what was happening. 

He chased back to the front of the 
chamber where Windy was still listen- 
ing in at the silent phone. 

“Let me have it, Windy! ” 

“Sure. Say— there’s a lotta talk 




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about a guy named Vin-Vin. Would 
that be your pal?” 

“Sure as shootin’! Let me hear!” 

“He’s surprisin’ ’em by droppin’ in 
unexpected. The phones are full of 
it.” 

Windy accepted the binoculars, 
trudged off to see what Bill had seen. 

Bill adjusted the ebony posts to his 
head. In a moment the talk began to 
come in. It was confused, as if dozens 
of parties were talking — or rather 
thinking — to each other over the same 
connections. 

But the outstanding news was the 
same throughout: Vin-Vin had re- 

turned for his “annual visit” much 
earlier than expected. There must be 
some reason. What could it be? 

“Did Vin-Vin bring any converts with 
him?” many would ask. 

“There’s one guest,” the answer 
would come. 

Occasionally, however, the messages 
would vary. There was one other ex- 
citing bit of gossip: The horse-fish had 
acquired some new prisoners. 

“As soon as Vin-Vin is welcomed,” 
some were saying, “he must be in- 
formed that the horse-fish have some 
upper-world prisoners.” 

The excitement was tremendous. 
The impact of these events obviously 
made big talk throughout the spiny-man 
community. And perhaps the horse- 
fish community as well. Bill picked 
up some startling implications. 

For one thing, it was a strange fact 
that the horse-fish and the spiny-men 
employed a single interwoven system of 
communication. The horse-fish had 
access to the conversations of the spiny- 
men, and vice-versa. 

Another striking fact was that George 
Vinson was evidently a big man in this 
underground world. The way his re- 
turn was being heralded, Bill wondered 
if he might be the ruler. 



At any rate these were Vinson’s home 
people. That was a certainty — a very 
disturbing one. After all the years Bill 
had known Vin and been allowed to 
wonder over Vin’s peculiarities — his in- 
evitable gloves — his mane of fine hair 
that flowed over the back of his neck — 
at last Bill was seeing the man’s roots 
for the first time. 

JT MAY have been midnight or later 

when a silent phone message came to 
Bill. 

He had almost dozed away, listening 
to the profuse speeches of welcome, 
hearing the flowery address by Thork, 
first assistant to the spiny-man ruler. 

But soon after the whole underground 
world had seemingly tucked itself away 
for the night, a crystal-clear thought- 
wave came over the wires. 

“Bill Pierce . . . I’m calling Bill 
Pierce ... He may be here as a pris- 
oner — oh, you’re there, Bill! You 
made it! That’s remarkable. I was 
horribly worried.” 

“I’m all right, Vin,” Bill spoke the 
words aloud in his enthusiasm. “Every- 
thing’s okay, I guess.” 

“You sound nervous. Sick or any- 
thing?” 

“No — that is, my backbone’s healing 
up all right.” 

“Oh — too bad, fellow. So a horse- 
fish got you, eh? I was afraid of it. 
Those things can be fatal, you know. 
But if luck’s with you, you come 
through with a friend. You know what 
I mean?” 

“I guess so,” said Bill. “Yellow 
Z— ” 

“I’ll get in touch with you just as 
soon as I can make it. I’ll be tied up 
with more or less ceremony through to- 
morrow. It’s inescapable. You’ll un- 
derstand, Bill, after I’ve had a chance 
to explain.” 

Bill made no answer. He felt that 




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his limping conversation was widening 
into a social chasm between them. 

“Don’t be downhearted, fellow.” Vin- 
son mustered a hearty manner. “You 
know what I think?” 

“What?” 

“I think we’ll find Bea Riley alive. 
I think the horse-fish took her by 
chance and got away with her. If they 
did they’ll put her to work somewhere 
near these caverns. So don’t lose hope 
— er — ” 

Vin broke off abruptly. 

Bill struggled to suppress what leaped 
to the surface of his mind. Vinson, at 
the other end of the thought- wave tele- 
phone, must have sensed his confu- 
sion. 

“You haven’t seen her, have you, Bill 
. . . Oh, you have / . . . Alive?” 

“Yes.” 

“You talked with her?” 

“A little,” Bill admitted. 

“M-m-m.” Vin was slightly defen- 
sive. “Then, she told you — er — about 
me” 

“She said she’d known you before. 
She mentioned you were a right guy — 
but she’s always said that.” 

“We’ve got to save her, Bill. It’s 
more than simply saving a life. She’s 
a potential contributor to the race. My 
race. The future generations need her.” 

“I don’t know anything about that,” 
Bill retorted bluntly. “But 1 need her.” 

“I’ve got to see you, Bill. Where are 
you?” 

"OILL described the prison chamber. 

He mentioned that Windy Muff 
had found his way into the same jail. 

“Have you seen anyone, other than 
horse-fish?” Vinson asked. “Any spiny- 
men, I mean?” 

“Only one at close range,” said Bill, 
and he described the fight that had 
taken place outside his window. 

“That spiny-man was Thork, the 



king’s lieutenant,” said Vinson, and the 
mood of his thought-waves tightened 
with a self-enforced tolerance. 

In a more eager humor he returned to 
the subject of Beatrice Riley. 

“You don’t happen to know,” Vin’s 
thoughts asked, “what they did with 
Bea — which way they took her — 
whether she was on foot or in a cylinder- 
cart — whether they put her to work on 
a batch of horse-fish eggs, or — ” 
“Eggs!” 

Bill echoed the word with such 
amazement that Windy bounced up 
wondering what was the matter. 

“If you’re orderin’ breakfasts,” 
Windy hissed, “make mine — ” 

Bill waved him away. But Windy’s 
intrusion, he knew was his own good 
fortune. It enabled him to suppress 
some answers that might otherwise have 
leaped over the phone from his mind to 
Vin’s. 

That mustn’t happen. Bea Riley 
had made it plain that Bill’s good friend 
Vin wasn’t to cross her path. 

“I’ll talk with you later,” Bill man- 
aged to say. 

“I’ll see you soon,” Vin concluded 
as heartily as. ever. 

Bill, perspiring, moved away from 
the pink-globed phone, made for the 
fresh water spring. He needed a cool 
bath. That conversation had been an 
ordeal. For all he knew he might have 
revealed the very thoughts he meant to 
suppress. 

CHAPTER IX 

A slush-slush-slush of a distant water - 
fall beat on Bill’s ears. Other than 
this low intermittent roaring the night 
was silent. All lights had been dimmed 
throughout the cavern. 

Slush-slush-slush — as rhythmic as 
the ticking of a grandfather clock. 

From the barred window Bill could 




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make out the narrow ribbon of water 
that plunged down a series of falls. The 
falls were beyond the spiny-men’s city, 
in a high crevice-like branch of the cav- 
ern. Earlier in the evening, Bill knew, 
these falls hadn’t been visible. They 
must have come with the high tides, 
he reasoned, they would. go silent when 
the waters receded. 

Slush-slush-slush. Bill went to work 
with a chunk of stone, synchronized his 
strokes to the rhythmic roar, chopped 
at the wall around the steel-barred win- 
dow. Probably there were no guards to 
listen; at any rate the sounds of his 
battering would be submerged. 

Windy roused up from sleep and took 
his turn at stone-cutting while Bill 
rested. 

“You’re a bear for work,” he said, 
as Bill went back to the task. Slowly 
the stubborn stone wore thin. 

One steel bar had just begun to give 
when the lights of morning began to 
turn on. 

Soon shafts of pink sunlight pressed 
through the vast ceiling over the east- 
ern section of the big cavern. Mean- 
while the wall grew brighter, voices of 
spiny-children began to echo from 
across the river. Nearer at hand the 
brilliant green heads of horse-fish nosed 
across ponds and inlets. Horse-fish 
padded across yards of wet sand, gath- 
ered in groups, gestured to each other 
in their own language of signs. 

“See if there’s anything on the phone, 
Windy,” Bill ordered. “The day’s be- 
ginning.” 

Windy groaned out of his sleep, 
yanked at his towsled red hair as if try- 
ing to remember where he was. Then 
he came up with a start. 

“Didja get through, Bill?” 

“Not quite.” 

“Dammit, I shouldn’t have slept. 
W T hy’d you let me do it?” 

“You were all in, Windy. Anyway 



one bar’s beginning to loosen. But we’ll 
have to slack up now . . . Oh-oh, 
they’re at the door.” 

Bill kicked some dust to hide the 
stone chips at his feet, brushed sand 
over his ripped and bleeding hands. 
By the time the circular steel door 
opened he was lying in the sand, pre- 
tending to be half asleep. 

The visitors were the four servant 
horse-fish bringing a tray of breakfast 
— more fried sea foods on plates of 
shell. The horse-fish looked around, 
satisfied themselves that all was well, 
and went on their way. 

"DILL and Windy breakfasted and lis- 
tened at the telephone by turns, 
but no messages of consequence came 
through. 

Meanwhile the horse-fish with the 
yellow Z on his sides paddled up to the 
sea- window to begin his diy of watch- 
ing. 

“He makes me nervous,” Windy mut- 
tered, casting sidewise glances at the 
sea cavern. 

“I wish I could get him on the phone 
once and see what’s eating on him,” 
said Bill. “He’s going to cramp our 
style. Especially if he tells on us.” 

“He can’t see our escape window 
from his post,” said Windy. “We could 
go ahead — ” 

“Risky,” said Bill. “The tide’s going 
down and the waterfall has nearly 
stopped. We’d be heard. But we may 
have to take a chance — ” 

Bill broke off with a low whistle. He 
brushed his breakfast aside and sprang 
to the sea window. A cylinder was 
floating past. 

“That’s your gal friend again, ain’t 
it?” said Windy. 

Bill scarcely heard, he was too busy 
pounding on the window and beckon- 
ing. The upper third of the upright 
cylinder was floating above the surface 




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of the water. Through the transparent 
domed lid he could see Beatrice. The 
same instrument was clamped to her 
head. Her eyes were closed. She 
looked pale. She was sleeping. Or 
was she ill— or even — 

Sharp chills pierced through Bill’s 
arms down to his fingertips. 

But no, she was not dead. She was 
breathing slowly. He could see her 
plainly. The cylinder was wafted along 
by sluggish currents. Passing within 
twenty feet of the big window it caught 
light from the prison chamber. 

Bill watched, motionless, half hyp- 
notized by the sight. Bea’s pallid face 
revealed such a resigned calmness and 
patience. As ever, there was that deep, 
mysterious beauty — 

Bill caught his breath. 

The cylinder was floating past, now, 
turning so he could no longer see her. 

A strange terror seized him. ' He 
drew back from the window clenching 
his fists. His dread of the unknown 
suddenly welled up into a nameless 
horror. 

“I don’t know what’s happening. 
Watch her, Windy, till I — ” 

His feet were ahead of his words. 
He dashed back to the other end of the 
chamber and into the little stone-walled 
vestibule with the barred window. He 
rattled the loosened bar. 

Then he heard Windy calling him 
to come back. 

“Look, Bill. What’s Yellow Z up 
to?” 

Bill returned on the run. In the 
preceding moments he had ignored the 
curious blinking eyes of the horse-fish. 
But now he saw what the creature was 
doing. Yellow Z was pushing the cyl- 
inder back toward the window, turning 
it so that the girl’s face was toward 
them. 

“How’d he know I wanted her to 
come back?” Bill uttered nervously. 



“Damned if he ain’t on our side!” 
Windy chuckled. 

“Either that or he’s scheming . . . 
What the hell!" 

q-’HE yellow - marked horse - fish 
whirled the cylinder with aston- 
ishing suddenness, grabbed it by a 
choice hand-hold and went swimming 
off with it as hard as he could go. 

Bill smacked his head against the 
glass in his eagerness to see where the 
cylinder was going. That end of the 
underground lake was too dark to see 
far. Bill watched until the object 
diminished to shadowy bubble. It cut 
an arc through the dark waters and 
disappeared from sight. 

Bill stepped down from the window 
with the air of a caged lion. 

“That durned horse-fish,” Windy 
muttered, “has got a screw loose. He’s 
the most inconsistent critter — ” 

“I’m gonna get out of here!” Bill 
yelled, kicking at the sand. 

“Didn’t he fight you one minute and 
save you the next? . . . Huh? . . . 
Look, Bill! There’s some more cornin’. 
Yellow Z musta seen ’em.” 

Bill whirled back to the window in 
time to see a black-haired spiny-man 
swim into view. It was the same stony- 
featured spiny-man who had fought 
here the day before. Thork was the 
name, Bill recalled. This fellow, ac- 
cording to the telephone messages, was 
the lieutenant to the king. 

The swimmer stopped directly before 
the window, turned to beckon to some- 
one back of him. Over the silver- 
tinted waters to the east a few other 
swimming creatures were following in 
his wake. 

Thork waited, watching them ap- 
proach. Once he turned his head to- 
ward the prison window, and his first 
half-minute stare at Bill and Windy 
brought a sour scowl to his face. He 




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35 



did not appear to be particularly sur- 
prised — and Bill guessed that he had 
probably heard rumors of their cap- 
ture. He shrugged and looked away. 

Now the rest of the party swam into 
view; three horse-fish and one more 
spiny-man. It was not a chase this 
time. It was more nearly a council. 
Thork had evidently led the others to 
this spot to explain what had happened 
in yesterday’s fight, for he began talk- 
ing and pointing with great animation. 
A faint rumble of his low voice echoed 
through the glass, though Bill could 
understand nothing. 

But obviously the three horse-fish 
were listening critically. They punctu- 
ated Thork’s rapid-fire story with ges- 
tures, occasionally forcing him to 
change his claims. 

Then, for the first time, the face of 
the second spiny-man came into view. 
It might have struck Bill as being a 
handsome face for a human creature 
whose backbone was lined with little 
horn-like spines, and whose fingers were 
connected with webs. But this face 
was more than handsome — it was intel- 
ligent, honest — and definitely familiar. 
This was George Vinson. 

Bill should have been prepared for 
the shock. But somehow he was not. 
He had never seen Vin before except 
as a neat little man dressed in white, 
and never without white gloves. Never 
without his artistic head of hair flow- 
ing loosely to the back of his neck. 

In the heat of the conference with 
Thork and the three horse-fish, George 
Vinson’s bright beady eyes shot a look 
at Bill. It was a look that said, “I 
know you’re there, friend. I’ll get to 
you when this job’s over. One trouble 
at a time. I’m a busy man down in 
this world.” 

TT was startling how much genuine 
importance there was about Vinson, 



even when stripped of his fine clothes 
and swimming about in bathing trunks. 
Even when arguing with a fellow spiny- 
man and three horse-fish. When Vin 
spoke, his words counted. 

And they were counting now. He 
was reeling off his opinions, wasting 
no words. The horse-fish nodded their 
agreement. Thork appeared to be swal- 
lowing a bitter pill, but he finally 
nodded too. 

Vin gave a wave that seemed to in- 
dicate everything was settled. 

Then Thork did some more pointing, 
this time in the direction that Yellow Z 
had swum away with the cylinder. 

“Thork’s changed the subject,” 
Windy observed shrewdly. “He lost his 
argument about the fight, so he’s tryin’ 
to start somethin’ else.” 

Bill breathed uneasily. “Do you sup- 
pose he saw Bea?” 

“What if he did?” said Windy. 
“Would that be bad?” 

“Plenty. She doesn’t want to be 
seen by these spiny-men. She’s got 
some mysterious connections down 
here. She’ll blow up if they find her. 
Rather than face them, she’d — ” Bill’s 
agitation broke loose in a violent snarl. 

Vve got to get out oj this trap l” 

He caught himself, stopped his nerv- 
ous pacing. The whole group outside 
the window were watching him. Ex- 
pressions of curiosity were on their 
faces. 

“They’re talkin’ about her, all right, 
an’ us too,” Windy whispered. “They’ll 
be in here quizzin’ us next. If they do, 
I won’t know whether I’m cornin’ or 
goin’, that’s the devil’s truth . . . 
There they go.” 

Bill saw Vin disperse the party with 
a wave of his webbed hand. But the 
creatures did not all swim away in the 
same direction. The stony-faced Thork, 
shooting another cold glance into the 
prison chamber, sped off in the direc- 




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tion Yellow Z had taken the cylinder. 

The instant the sea-window was 
cleared of spiny-men and horse-fish, 
Bill strode back to the other corner of 
the chamber. He grabbed a rock, went 
to work battering the steel bar like a 
mad man. 

Windy spelled him off. In a matter 
of minutes they succeeded in jerking 
the first bar out of its sockets. But 
Bill jammed it back and he and Windy 
both ducked — none too soon. A gang 
of horse-fish led by “Bull’s-Eye” had 
trailed into view. Bill could hear them 
padding along the sandy trail. 

Presently they were out of hearing. 
But other footsteps were approaching. 
A knock sounded at the circular metal 
door. 

“It’s Vin, Bill,” came the voice from 
the other side of the door. “I had to 
come back the long way around. Are 
you all right in there? Plenty of food 
and water?” 

“We’re okay,” said Bill. 

“Then I’ll settle up this murder mess 
of Thork’s before I come back to get 
you out,” Vin called. “These horse- 
fish have their rights, you know, and it 
pays to handle them with gloves. You 
won’t worry if it’s two or three hours?” 
“We won’t worry,” said Bill. 

'"j~'HERE was a moment of silence. 

Bill realized his answers had been 
terse, far from cordial. He added, 
“Take your time, Vin.” 

“That’s the spirit, Bill.” Vin’s 
heartiness was quick to respond. “I’ll 
have this door open before noon. And 
you must be ready to tell me what you 
know about Bea.” 

Another silence. 

“Did you hear what I said, Bill? 
You’ll have to help me with Bea.” 

“I heard.” 

“Good. We’ll have to work some 
tall strategy on the horse-fish to get 



her. They’re killers, you know, under 
certain conditions. It’s a constant job 
to hold down the number of fights with 
them. And we’re having to bargain 
with them, just now, for too many 
favors. Do you understand the source 
of their treachery, Bill?” 

“Not altogether.” Bill was kneeling 
at the keyhole of the circular door r 
listening eagerly. 

“Then I’d better tip you off right 
now,” came Vinson’s voice. “They can 
be your best friends — or your worst 
enemies. They’re our cousins, in a 
sense, and they’ve got a streak of in- 
telligence you won’t find a match for 
anywhere in the upper world. But their 
emotions are unstable. You under- 
stand?” 

“Yes,” said Bill. 

“Their prickly spines may not look 
like blotters, but that’s exactly what 
they are. Blotters. They absorb the 
emotions and desires and sentiments of 
other creatures. If one of them tears 
along your backbone while he’s fighting 
you, he picks up a whole set of feelings 
from you .” 

“So that’s it!” Bill gasped. “That’s 
why Yellow Z let me off easy after that 
first gash.” * 

“Right. Your feelings became his 
feelings. That’s why they’re treacher- 
ous, Bill. You may think you’ve got a 
horse-fish friend — one that’ll stall off 
all possible trouble — but if he scrapes 
the back of your enemy and picks up a 
new set of feelings — look out .” 

“I get it,” said Bill. 

“Now you see what we’ve got to work 
with,” Vinson concluded. “The sooner 
we can get Beatrice out of their 
clutches, without upsetting the apple- 
cart, the better for everyone. And be- 
lieve me, Bill, the city of spiny-men will 
have one tall celebration when they 
learn that Bea-Bea has come back to 
them. So long, Bill.” / 




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“Wait. Are you still there?” Bill 
called at the keyhole. 

“Yes?” 

“What was this business you men- 
tioned over the thought-phone? Some- 
thing about eggs?” 

“Oh, that. I’ll tell you when I come 
back.” 

Bill and Windy listened until the 
footsteps retreated out of hearing. Then 
they slipped back to the window. 

“Any last minute instructions, Bill?” 
Windy asked. 

“Keep your ears to the phone, Windy. 
If the horse-fish miss me tell ’em I 
buried myself under the sand for a nap. 
Or tell ’em nothing.” 

With that Bill hoisted himself to the 
window, wormed through. He turned 
back to Windy for a last word. 

“If you don’t hear from me within 
twenty-four hours, you’ll know Bea 
and I have sneaked through to the sur- 
face. Then you can tell Vin thanks, 
but we couldn’t use his help.” 

CHAPTER X 

T)ILL moved with the stealth of a 
leopard. He picked his course from 
shadow to shadow. 

He knew the cavern lake could be 
reached only by a round-about trail. 
There was hardly a chance he could 
reach Bea ahead of Thork. He’d hung 
back like a docile prisoner too long. 

But his blood was boiling now. He 
cursed himself with every leap and 
bound for letting Bea stay in the cylin- 
der. Now she’d be grabbed by the 
spiny-men — the very thing she feared 
most. 

Why did she abhor them so? 

Bill wasn’t sure. But he had a dozen 
vague guesses— all of them too horrible 
to face. He was blind to everything, 
now, except getting her out of this weird 
hole. 



Every time Bill dashed past a pink- 
lighted pole he felt like stopping to see 
what new talk was flying through the 
cave. Thork had probably found her 
—perhaps the whole spiny-man city 
knew by now. 

And would that city prepare a wel- 
come for her, as Vin had predicted? 
What was the spiny-men’s city to Bea? 
The hot blood of an almost insane an- 
guish pounded through Bill’s arteries. 

Bea must belong here! 

But how could she? Her body was 
the perfect body of a human being. In 
the thousands of public appearances she 
had made in her abbreviated diving cos- 
tume, her splendid physique had never 
failed to charm Jhe audience. In the 
graceful lines of her back there wasn’t 
a hint of spiny-men features. Nor were 
there any signs of webs between her 
fingers or toes. 

She couldn’t be a spiny-woman! And 
yet — 

Bill couldn’t throw the thought out 
of his mind. Pictures flooded upon 
him — -the views he had caught while 
studying the spiny-men’s city through 
the binoculars. 

Yes, he had seen all varieties of 
spiny-folk. Some had merged indistin- 
guishably with the horse-fish. On the 
other hand some had looked so much 
like upper-world men, from his dis- 
tance, that it had left him wondering 
about it. 

Now Bill was nearly a mile east of his 
starting point. The river’s waters, piled 
deep against the artificial doorways to 
the sea, were not far ahead. He had 
followed the trails along the base of the 
south wall to keep his distance from 
scattered groups of horse-fish going 
about their work. 

Bill stopped, slipped into a rocky 
crevice. A party of horse-fish were ap- 
proaching. He crowded against the 
rock. 




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HPHE ten or twelve female horse-fish 
passed without seeing him. They 
had evidently just returned from the 
open sea, for they were lugging arm- 
loads of fresh seawead. Bill must be on 
the right trail. 

He raced on. Wherever scraps of 
seaweed had dropped he grabbed them 
up on the run, slapped them over his 
shoulders for camouflage. 

At last, taking a chance on being seen 
from the houses on either side of the 
river, he slipped up a steep pathway to 
an opening in the vast curtain of lava 
rock. Dripping seaweeds had been 
dragged through the narrow A-shaped 
pass. Ahead was darkness. 

Then his eyes adjusted, he saw the 
silver edged waters at his feet. This 
had to be the cavern lake. 

Shaking off the cloak of seaweeds, he 
plunged in and swam back to the west. 
He knew the speed he could hold for 
distance swimming. The unlighted cav- 
ern might have been an entrance to the 
end of the world. The black waters 
were devoid of dimensions, to Bill’s 
eyes. Only the dim outlines of mam- 
moth stone icicles, wet from seepage, 
gave the cavern any form whatsoever. 

Then Bill began to pass big lighted 
windows. Here again were those ubiq- 
uitous signs of the mechanical civiliza- 
tion of upper-world men. 

Here was a series of pumping sta- 
tions. Both spiny-men and horse-fish 
were working the big crude waterpower 
machines. 

Farther on Bill swam past the pink- 
lighted windows of prison chambers. 
The rock-walled rooms, though they 
contained glowing telephones, were 
empty, for their circular doors stood 
open. Near the sea-window of one cell 
an old dry human skull grinned out at 
Bill — or was it a spiny-man skull? 

In either oase, it testified to a tragedy 
of years ago, perhaps starvation, or a 



battle to death, or an insane suicide. 

Now Bill swam past the cell he recog- 
nized. He caught a brief sight of Windy 
Muff with his head at the telephone, his 
eyes blinking up at the walls. Windy 
was a statue of bewilderment. Whether 
the thought-phone was alive with 
strange messages or whether Windy 
was day dreaming of the stories he 
would tell if he ever got back, Bill could 
only wonder. 

Without slackening his strokes Bill 
sped on. 

Then something was swimming to- 
ward him. He surface dived. He put 
many yards back of him before he 
crawled back to the surface. 

The swimming form was back of him 
now, following in his wake. 

Four times he surface-dived, to cut 
along under the waters at high speed. 
Then a streak of light cut the race short. 
The swimming form was Yellow Z. 

Still a friend? With an odd sensa- 
tion of self-consciousness Bill spoke 
aloud. 

“If you’re on my side, fellow, take 
me to that floating cylinder.” 

He hung back as the horse-fish cut 
ahead of him. 

"VrELLOW Z swam in a wide arc to 
the right, Bill in his wake. The 
cavern lake was narrowing. Slits of 
light through the ceiling hundreds of 
feet overhead restored Bill’s sense of 
direction. But those narrow vertical 
gashes offered no hope of escape. 

Suddenly Yellow Z grabbed Bill by 
the hand and jerked him into the 
shadowed waters. Yellow Z crawled up 
on a ledge of dry rock and peeked over 
cautiously. Bill followed his example. 

Sounds of splashing and paddling 
echoed through the lake-filled canyon. 
At the bend the rush of swimming fig- 
ures came into view. 

“Thork, again 1” Bill muttered under 



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39 



his breath. “And Bull’s-Eye.” 

But those two weren’t all. A gang 
of horse-fish were on their trail. Thork 
had got himself into another mess with 
the horse-fish ! 

This time, Bill saw, Thork was avoid- 
ing a fight. Or more accurately, Bull’s- 
Eye was preventing it. The white- 
dotted horse-fish was darting back and 
.forth, keeping the rest of the gang at 
bay while Thork swam full speed ahead. 

His course was back toward the cities 
— over the same waters Bill had just 
come. And now Bill saw, with immense 
relief, that the glass-domed cylinder 
was in full view almost directly below 
him. 

It was still floating upright, still 
lighted, still occupied. 

Bea’s uptilted face was chalk-white, 
her eyes were closed. She was half-re- 
clining, and the slow rhythmic rise and 
fall of her breasts told that she was 
sleeping easily. The instruments at her 
head had not been moved since he last 
saw her being towed away from the 
prison window. 

This, then, was where Yellow Z had 
brought her for safe hiding. And here 
the lieutenant of the spiny-men had fol- 
lowed. 

But Thork’s visit had just now been 
foiled by the savage horse-fish. The 
splashing echoes of that chase were fad- 
ing. This moment was Bill’s chance. 

“Here goes, Yellow Z ! ” he said aloud. 
“We’re going to crack this safe before 
you can wink your little red eyes.” 

The hand of Yellow Z slapped over 
Bill’s wrist as Bill was lowering himself 
over the ledge. But Bill was in no mood 
to be restrained. He jerked free, slipped 
into the water, swam once around the 
cylinder, and began jerking all the 
valve levers furiously. 

He paid no attention when Yellow Z 
caught him by the shoulder. He shook 
the webbed hand off. For now the 



valves opened and he knew the way in. 

He caught half a breath, dived into 
the water-filled aperture at the cylin- 
der’s base. Once he had to kick off 
Yellow Z’s troublesome grab at his 
ankle. Then he was free to rise through 
the valves toward the upper floor. 

“Bea! Bea!” he called, as he climbed 
upward. “You’ve got to get out of here, 
Bea. Wake up! The spiny-men know 
you’re here. They’re laying for you ! ” 

yti S HE swunk up to the level where 
Bea’s feet rested he was aware that 
something more than water had 
drenched his body during his ascent 
through the series of floors. A syrupy 
liquid spilled over his shoulders, and 
with it came a hundred tickling and 
scratching sensations. As if he’d 
broken through a wall of eggs. 

The light from the dome of the cylin- 
der blazed down on his dripping body 
and he saw. 

The mess was broken eggs — dozens 
of them. Their brittle white shells had 
crushed at his touch, and spilled their 
contents. 

Bill couldn’t be bothered. He gave 
his gooey hands a swipe against the 
cylinder walls, all the while shouting at 
Beatrice. He slapped her feet. Then 
rising to stand beside her, he jerked the 
instruments off her head. 

Her eyelids lifted heavily, then fell 
closed. 

“It’s me!” Bill uttered. “You’ve got 
to wake up, Bea!” 

He slapped her cheeks briskly. Her 
head dropped forward, her eyes were 
trying to open. Still, her arms hung so 
limply that Bill knew this was more 
than the stupor of sleep. It was ex- 
haustion. 

“Bill,” she whispered faintly. “It’s 
you?” 

“Bea, you know it is!” Come on. 
Snap out of it.” 




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FANTASTIC ADVENTURES 



He tried to take her up in his arms. 
It was difficult to help her when her 
body was so limp. 

“Where are we, Bill?” 

“Getting out of here,” Bill puffed as 
he dragged her down through the mess 
of broken shells, down into the water- 
filled valves. “Hold your breath, Bea. 
Here we go.” 

Then they were out in the cool waters. 
;Bea was swimming listlessly on her 
back. 

“Hurry, honey,” Bill kept urging. 

“I’m trying,” she said. “But I’m so 
weak — hungry — ” 

“Poor kid — you might have died in 
that cylinder.” 

“Cylinder . . . Oh!” she gasped. 

In the diminishing light Bill saw her 
eyes widen. She changed to a breast 
stroke, quickening her speed. 

He glanced back. Yellow Z hadn’t 
followed. Instead the friendly horse- 
fish had again mounted the ledge, and 
there he sat as motionless as a moody 
gargoyle on a cathedral wall. 

P'OR THE next twenty minutes Bea 

swam hard, and Bill knew she had 
no energy for talking. 

But when they approached the pink 
lights of the prison windows, she slack- 
ened her pace. 

“We’d better cut around,” she said. 
“If the natives find out I’ve come 
back — ” 

“They already know, Bea,” said Bill. 
“That’s why — ” 

“Who knows?” 

“Thork, the king’s lieutenant. He 
followed to the cylinder, but the horse- 
fish drove him off.” 

“Oh!” 

Her faint tone conveyed a secret hurt 
that was too deep for words. Then as 
if bristling spines were suddenly 
plunged into her flesh she cried. 

“Bill! How did you get me out?” 



“Through the valves.” 

“I mean, how — without breaking the 
eggs?” Her voice was wild with terror. 
“You didn’t — ” 

“I busted ’em all over myself,” said 
Bill. “I didn’t know they were in there. 
Why?” 

“Oh, Bill!” she was sobbing bitterly. 
She caught a muffled breath, let her face 
drop under the surface, and swam on so 
fast that Bill was left more than a 
length behind. 

CHAPTER XI 

TX/'HEN they reached the A-shaped 
'pass to the main cavern Bea 
dropped on the bank utterly exhausted. 
Bill lifted her up into his arms and car- 
ried her. 

But the webs of light along the vast 
cavern wall opened her languorous eyes. 

“Bill,” she breathed. “We’ve got to 
hide— quick.” 

“Just from the spiny-men — or the 
horse-fish too?” 

“Oh, you poor idiot!” she cried an- 
grily. “The maddest spiny-man would 
never hope to live twenty-four hours if 
he had crushed a horse-fish’s eggs. It’s 
fatal.” 

Bill felt the weight of tragedy hover- 
ing, about to descend. Every minute 
of his return swim he’d suspected this 
was coming, and yet he’d kidded him- 
self with the silly hope it wouldn’t be so 
serious. N 

“Then they’ll all be set for a cap- 
ture — ” 

“Bill, frankly it would have been a 
lot easier if you’d just taken poison — 
and given a dose to me.” * 

“To youl” Bill cried. “You didn’t 
commit the blunder. I was the one. If 
they think they can catch me and kill 
me for it, let ’em try. But I’ll clear 
you, if it’s the last thing I — ” 

“Bill, you can’t. I’m the guiltiest , in 




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41 



their eyes,” she whispered hoarsely. 
“I was charged with giving my thoughts 
to those embryo horse-fish. I pledged 
I’d do it. That was my job . . . Don’t 
look at me so, Bill.” 

“You’re not serious!” 

“You can’t appreciate it,” Bea 
moaned, “until you’ve lived down here. 
But there’s a streak of something dif- 
ferent in these green sea creatures — ■ 
an uncanny streak of wisdom that’s not 
matched anywhere in nature. Not even 
the smartest upper-world people we 
know can store up knowledge the way 
these horse-fish can. The spiny-folk 
sometimes have a little of it — but not 
much.” 

“What are you talking about? Is 
this some ungodly superstition?” 

“It’s a quirk of nature, Bill. These 
savage horse-fish can inherit men’s 
thoughts. They’re like sponges or blot- 
ters. Even before they hatch out of 
eggs, they begin to take on their pat- 
terns of thought. It’s very strange to 
you, I suppose — ” 

“It’s remarkable— -but what kind of 
thoughts could you possibly transfer to 
unhatched eggs, cooped up in that cylin- 
der?” 

“Any thoughts that happened to pass 
through my mind. I just lay there day- 
dreaming and sleeping. Whether I 
happened to dream about diving exhibi- 
tions or sailing back to the States or 
reading books there were sure to be 
plenty of elementary ideas mixed in.” 
“Such as?” 

“Well, habits of walking and talk- 
ing, with ability to read the man- 
ners of getting along peaceably with 
other creatures, the feelings of loyalty 
to your own friends- — there are hun- 
dreds of such things involved in any 
situations you happen to think about. 
When upper-world babies are born they 
don’t know about these things. They 
don’t even know they’re going to have 



to learn a language. Btit these baby 
horse-fish come into the world with a 
fair knowledge of English.” 

OILL frowned darkly. He felt a 
twinge of something like jealousy 
or hatred. 

After what he’d seen he couldn’t 
doubt these weird facts. But he didn’t 
welcome them. To think that these 
silent, cruel little water beasts could 
snap up men’s thought waves with no 
effort — at no cost — for no good t 
“Why haven’t the spiny-men wiped 
them out?” he asked. “I can’t. see a 
thing good about them. They’re more 
treacherous than poison snakes — ” 
“And friendlier than any human be- 
ings, and more helpful — after they’ve 
absorbed the right thought-waves,” 
said Bea. “These thought-wave phones 
all through the cavern help keep them 
friendly. And still, they and the spiny- 
men are forever clashing.” 

Her eyelids closed. Her voice trailed 
away. 

“You’ve got to have some food and 
rest before we can chance a dash out 
of this place,” Bill whispered. “We’ve 
got to pick the right moment—” 

“As if it mattered,” she breathed. 
“We’ll never get past them.” 

He had carried her along a perilous 
shelf of rock high above the river. 
There were no foot tracks up here. 
The beams from the nearest wall lights 
rarely reached up to this level. 

“I used to climb this trail when I 
was a little girl,” Bea said. “I would 
come up here and spy on both cities. 
I saw so much trouble between the two 
sides of the river that I grew to hate 
it all.” 

“We’ll soon be out of here— ^for 
good,” said Bill. “Here’s a shadowed 
spot. You’ve got to lie down and rest 
before we go on.” 

“Bill, we’ll never make it,” she 




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FANTASTIC ADVENTURES 



sobbed quietly, lying down on the warm 
rock and folding her arm under her 
head for a pillow. “There’s not a chance 
in a thousand that the horse-fish will 
let us live, after what’s happened. You 
see, that’s why they took me off the 
boat in the first place-— to care for 
those eggs.” 

Bill sat down near her, folded his 
arms. 

“Did they know it was you — a na- 
tive?” he asked. 

“Not at first. They’d simply swum 
out to capture any upper-world fe- 
male.” 

“Then they go in for kidnapping as 
a regular sport,” Bill muttered. 

“They only steal a new upper-world 
person when they have a need. Usually 
their captive mothers don’t live many 
years. Sometimes only a few months.” 

“Beal You knew this . . . and yet 
you submitted — ” 

“They recognized me as soon as I got 
down here,” she looked up at Bill guilt- 
ily. “They remembered me as a spiny- 
girl from across the river. You knew, 
of course, that I am—” 

“I guessed,” said Bill quietly, avoid- 
ing her eyes. 

“They recognized me,” she went on, 
“as a native who had been away for a 
few years. So I confided in them — and 
made a bargain.” 

“Yes?” 

“I admitted I was a runaway. I 
couldn’t endure living down here. But 
if they would promise me my freedom 
afterward, and yours , I would go ahead 
and be the ‘thought-mother’ to this one 
batch of eggs. In a few days it would 
have been over.” 

Bill understood. At first he was not 
clear as to why the horse-fish had fol- 
lowed their theft of Bea with a similar 
kidnapping of Windy Muff. But 
Beatrice explained that that, too, was 
customary. The horse-fish always tried 



to furnish their captured females with 
mates. In this case, Bill understood, 
they had failed to pull Maribeau the 
scientist overboard, but had succeeded 
in getting Windy Muff. 

Bill shuddered as he turned these 
bizarre customs over in his mind. But 
practical considerations shook him into 
action. 

“I know where I can get some food,” 
he said, “without being seen . . . And 
if there’s a chance to listen in at a 
phone — ■” 

“Just food,” said Beatrice. “You 
won’t want to hear what they’re saying 
by now.” 

CHAPTER XII 

B tu - backtracked over his old trail 
to the barred window of his prison 
cell. He called in a whisper. Windy 
Muff’s voice answered him. 

“Darned if I didn’t think you were 
hissin’ over the phone,” said Windy. 
“Why don’t you come around to the 
door an’ walk in? It’s wide open.” 

“How come?” 

“Vinson’s been here ’n’ gone. He 
came to turn us loose an’ give us a free 
tour of the city. But he found you 
gone, an’ I told him I wouldn’t budge 
from this spot till you came back.” 

While Bill entered by the door and 
gathered up the food Windy had saved 
for him, the latter poured forth the ex- 
citing news as fast as he could jabber. 

Vin’s eyes had blazed cold fire, 
Windy said, to learn that Bill had 
broken out and gone to find Bea. Vin 
had said it was a deadly thing to do, 
and bad judgment. 

“So you told him everything,” said 
Bill heatedly. 

“Yep. I’ve always said my reputa- 
tion for bein’ a liar wasn’t deserved. 
Well, he went on his way, sayin’ we 
should both report to him as soon as 




DWELLERS OF THE DEEP 



43 



possible.” 

“Go and report to him,” said Bill 
sharply. “But tell him not to look for 
me.” 

Bill started off, but Windy blocked 
his path at the door. “Vin was right, 
was he? You ran into trouble?” 

“Plenty of it,” Bill admitted. In a 
few words he related what had hap- 
pened at the west end of the sea cavern. 
He concluded by stating his doubts 
whether Yellow Z was still a friend, 
after what he’d done. “Anyway, they’ll 
be after me — and Bea too — and she’s 
got to pick up a bit of strength before 
we can make a break for the top. . . . 
So long, Windy.” 

“Good luck, Bill.” 

Back along the shadowed wall trail 
Bill sprinted. By now the protective 
shadows were familiar. In a few mo- 
ments he was crawling the high narrow 
ridge that arched above the river out of 
reach of the lights. 

Bea was not sleeping, he had hoped. 
She had crawled several yards beyond 
the sheltered spot where he had left 
her. She was crowding close to the 
overhanging edge, listening. 

Her eyes flicked at Bill as he ap- 
proached, inviting him to come join her. 
She was listening to the clattering 
voices rising from the excited spiny- 
man city. 

“The tension’s drum-head tight al- 
ready, Bill,” she whispered. “They’re 
stirred up on both sides of the river. 
And have you seen the ascent?” 

CHE pointed to the zig-zag trail to the 
upper-world. Bill could see groups 
of spiny-men stationed near the top. 
Still further up was a cluster of horse- 
fish. 

“We’re not going to get out, Bill. 
They’ll see to that.” • 

“By this time they all know what 
happened to the eggs, I suppose?” 



“Yes. Yellow Z and some others 
dragged the cylinder back into the 
horse-fish city only a few minutes ago.” 
“How’d the horse-fish take it?” 

“It’s a good thing they can’t cry out 
loud,” said Bea. “Look. Those 
colunms swimming in figures and cir- 
cles at the west side of the river are 
expressing their anguish and grief.” 
“Some are crossing the river,” Bill 
observed. 

“And there have been minor fights 
with spiny-men. It’s times like these 
that bring up all old animosities. All 
my life down here I’ve watched it. 
These two cities live forever on the 
verge of war.” 

Bea ate and slept while Bill kept 
vigil. 

Toward night a great mass meeting 
came together on the east bank of the 
river. It was formally opened by the 
ruler of the spiny-men himself. Bea 
gasped to see the aged, sharp backed 
old creature totter down the path from 
the triple-domed mud palace. 

“That’s a rare sight,” Bea said. 
“They don’t see him except on the 
most important occasions.” 

“What are they going to do?” 

“I don’t know. I never saw the 
horse-fish and spiny-men mass together 
before.” 

“Do the horse-fish have a king too?” 
Bea shook her head. That was one 
great reason for the constant trouble 
with the green sea-creatures. They 
weren’t emotionally stable. One of 
their number might be in favor as a 
leader for a time — but if he chanced 
to stab his spine into the back of a 
spiny-man— -or a native islander of the 
uppers world— he’d absorb a new tem- 
perament. 

“You can’t have rulers or followers 
among folks that are always changing 
their natures,” Bea said. “So there’s 
just the one king— -that old white- 




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45 



haired spiny-man.” 

Bill listened. In a quaking voice 
that spoke the tongue of an aged 
English sea captain the spiny-man king 
called the mass meeting to order. The 
hundreds of horse-fish, ranged along 
the river’s edge, were listening atten- 
tively. Closer around the mud dais 
were the clusters of spiny-men, wom- 
en, and children. 

The king, thought Bill, was little 
more than a figure-head. He recited 
a remarkable legend from memory- — a 
fanciful tale of the shipwreck of cen- 
turies ago, and the ravages of a volcano 
and a tidal wave that left a band of 
English explorers imprisoned here. 

HpHEN his archaic sing-song recita- 
A tion hinted that there was an 
amazing fusion of two kinds of animal 
life- — -man and horse-fish — the strange 
nature of which only the gods might 
explain. But the ancient English ex- 
plorers need not be ashamed of that 
amazing fusion, for nothing less could 
have won the victory of survival. 

This brought the king’s recitation 
down to the present century when the 
new and wonderful race of spiny-men 
•emerged. It was the triumphant blend 
of the best qualities of men and horse- 
fish. 

And at last, so the king’s story went, 
trade and commerce had been estab- 
lished with the upper-world, so that 
sealoeks and pumps and electrical 
miracles had been procured. 

Then with a stereotyped promise that 
the spiny-men were destined to become 
the great earth-dwelling race of the 
future, the king bowed low, turned, and 
tottered back to his tripled-domed mud 
palace at the foot of the ascent. 

Now Thork, the hard-bitten lieuten- 
ant, took charge. The real business of 
the day began. 

“No one denies that the horse-fish 



have their rights,” he began, and with 
his opening gun the spines of the horse- 
fish began to bristle. “Many’s the 
time the spiny-men have been too 
liberal with the rights of you horse-fish. 
You are asking me for examples? Don’t 
be absurd. . . 

Bill saw the implication. The horse- 
fish who were wearing the portable tel- 
ephones were asking questions, no 
doubt. For the phones made their 
thoughts transport to Thork, who was 
likewise wearing a phone. As fast as 
he spoke he was picking up their mental 
reactions. He came back at them 
angrily. 

“Whenever some upper-world in- 
nocent blunders into one of your sacred 
cylinders, and messes up some eggs just 
before hatching season, what do you 
do? You horse-fish kill him. And 
we spiny-men don’t raise a hand, be- 
cause we’ve got in a habit of pamper- 
ing you and your rights. . . 

Bill whispered, “Is that bird getting 
ready to take our sides?” 

Bea doubted it. “I never knew him 
to champion any outsider,” she said, 
never taking her eyes off the crowd be- 
low her. 

Thork’s challenge continued. “This 
time it happens you’ve dragged a spiny- 
girl into your egg-training business. 
And you’ve had a disaster. Well, let 
me warn you. This side of the river 
is waiting to welcome that girl. We’ve 
been waiting a long time for her to 
come back.” 

Some of the horse-fish were remov- 
ing their head-phones by this time, and 
that, Bill knew, meant they didn’t want 
their thoughts to be conveyed. 

“In fact,” Thork went on, “this 
spiny-girl is someone I’ve been par- 
ticularly waiting for, ever since we let 
her go away to be educated. . . And if 
she’s within earshot of my voice, I want 
her to know that she’s not going to pay 




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for the broken eggs. She’s oiir own. 
There’ll be war in camp if you horse- 
fish make one move to harm a hair of 
her head!” 

challenge ended on the harsh 
note of “Knock a chip off my shoul- 
der if you dare!” 

Suddenly the whole riverbank of 
green seemed to fold in slowly toward 
the spiny-men. Not with a rush. . Just 
a slow turtle-paced movement. The 
green bags some were carrying, Bea 
whispered, contained deadly scorpion- 
fish, their favorite weapons. 

“Stand where you are, horse-fish!” 
The full-voiced command rang from the 
throat of George Vinson. He sprang to 
the dais. “Thork isn’t the only voice 
in this city. Listen to me, horse-fish!” 
The wave of slowly advancing horse- 
fish stopped. The ranks of the spiny- 
men, bristling for trouble, suddenly 
quieted. It was plain that the black- 
haired little mediator was respected by 
both sides of the underground world. 
At once he launched a feverish plea for 
peace and harmony. 

The girl was also his friend, he said; 
and so was the man who had broken 
jail and gone to find her. But there 
were stouter reasons than these for 
keeping peace. There was the vision 
of great destiny which the spiny-men 
held. 

“And this vision, as I have told you 
so many times,” George Vinson 
pleaded, “ must have the cooperation of 
the most highly developed upper-world 
men and the most highly developed 
horse-fish. The biological contribu- 
tions of both are indispensable.” 

Bill gasped, “Biological I” He looked 
to Bea for an answer. 

“That’s George Vinson’s big idea,” 
she whispered. She drew closer to Bill 
and answered his questions. 

Yes, she had expected to marry an 



upper-world man — that expectation 
had been the terror of her childhood. 
But a mixing of spiny-folk with upper- 
world folk, she had been taught, was 
the only way this superior underground 
race would breed out the damning 
marks which their crossing with horse- 
fish had left on them — -webbed hands 
and feet, and a row of more or less con- 
spicuous spines over the backbone. So, 
as a child Bea had been doomed to 
marry one of the upper-world guests. 

Yes, there were many such guests — 
perhaps two or three a year. It was 
George Vinson’s difficult task to go to 
the upper-world and spread the gospel 
of a finer race and to bring converts 
back with him. The finest corals and 
pearls from the nearby seas were spent 
to make him a wealthy and respected 
missionary. Many of his converts now 
lived here; others died through mis- 
fortunate dealings with the horse-fish; 
and spme fled. 

“You say you were to have married 
an upperworld man?” Bill asked. 

“They decreed otherwise as soon as 
they saw I was becoming a young wom- 
an — without spines or webs. Then they 
decided I should go to the upper -world 
for an education,” Bea sighed, “be- 
cause I would not be conspicuous. When 
I came back a suitable match would be 
made for me here.” 

Bill scowled. “When had you in- 
tended coming back?” 

“Never,” said Bea. “I loved the 
upper- world. I hated all this — even 
Vin with his fine theories. That’s why 
I’ve almost hated myself. Because at 
heart I know I’m a traitor.” 

T>ILL slipped his arm around her, 
patting her shoulder gently. She 
was trembling. That, he knew, was 
what Thork’s speech had done for her; 
for the lieutenant’s hint of marriage had 
had the twang of a threat. 




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“I'm going to see that you marry an 
upper-world man as soon as I can get 
you out of here.” Bill looked down in- 
to her clear eyes. He whispered 
hoarsely, “I don’t know about these 
spiny-men theories! And all this vision 
business that Vin used to try to pound 
into my head — it went right over me. 
But I’ve got my own vision, Bea. It 
begins right here, with me telling you 
I love you — and you telling me the 
same. . . . Say it, won’t you, Bea?” 

“You make it sound so easy, Bill,” 
she whispered. Her face lifted slightly 
toward his. He crushed her lips in the 
warmth of his kisses. 

The speeches continued to well up 
from somewhere below the ledge, but 
Bill ceased to hear them. The ocean’s 
high tide began to spill down through 
the cavern in rhythmic gushes. But 
Bill was oblivious to roaring waterfalls. 
He heard nothing but the pounding of 
Bea’s heart, and his own, and the en- 
chanting whispers from the lips he loved 
to kiss. 

“You’ve got to promise you’ll marry 
me, Bea. If you will, all spiny-men 
and horse-fish together couldn’t keep 
us down here. . . . Say it, won’t you?” 

“I do love you, Bill,” she breathed. 
“I can’t deny it. . . . But I’ll never 
marry you. Don’t look so crushed, 
Bill. Can’t you see — it wouldn’t be 
fair to you— or to our children — be- 
cause — because I’m a spiny-woman — 
and you — you belong to the wonderful 
world up there!” 

CHAPTER Xlt! 

'yiBRANT words were still ringing 
from the river’s bank below them. 
Bill, breathing heavily, began to hear 
them in spite of himself. Dazed and 
shattered, his attention returned to the 
weird meeting. 

“ Have you a chance to become the 



masters of the world V* 

It was the scientist, Jean Mari- 
beau, wrapping the heterogeneous audi- 
ence into a magic spell. George Vinson 
had called upon him, as an authority 
from the outside world, to express the 
opinions he had formed in his recent 
hours of observation. 

“That’s Vin’s supreme strategy for 
keeping peace,” Bea said in a low voice, 
straining at the cliff’s edge to catch 
every word. “Vin must have given this 
man a curtain lecture. . . neverthe- 
less — ” 

Bill glanced sharply at her, surprised 
to see how her interest had quickened. 
The words of an upper-world scientist 
might strike a new responsive chord — 

“As a scientist I say that no creatures 
ever lived who have a better chance 
to inherit the earth than you spiny- 
men. ... I do not overlook the con- 
tributions from both of your lines of 
ancestors. This instantaneous absorp- 
tion of knowledge — an ability that is 
being bred into your race through your 
kinship with the horse-fish — is destined 
to make the earth’s new man superior 
to the old.” 

Many horse-fish were nodding their 
agreement, holding their heads proudly. 

“In addition,” Maribeau went on, “it 
goes without saying that the vast stores 
of knowledge from the upper-world 
men will become your birthright. . . . 
But I must be brutally frank. There 
are not enough of you — -spiny-men and 
horse-fish combined — to so much as 
conquer the island village over your 
heads. 

“What does this mean? It means 
that you, the spiny-men, cannot afford 
to lose one potential father or mother. 
If Vin is able to convert upper-world 
men to this cause, their biological con- 
tributions will bend the race toward the 
ultimate triumph. But let me be frank 
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creatures, you horse-fish — ” 

'-pHE scientist hesitated, as if catch- 
x ' ing warnings from the ranks of the 
speechless green creatures. 

“You horse-fish must not seek to in- 
crease your numbers. Your contribu- 
tions to the spiny -men have been made. 
Your flashy intellect has taken root 
among them. They now have the handi- 
caps of partial spines and webs. But 
they must not have the handicap of 
speechlessness. That would be fatal 
to their progress. So — ” 

Horse-fish began to hoist their heads 
belligerently. 

“So — you sea creatures who have no 
tongues — and that goes for every pure- 
bred horse-fish I’ve observed — you 
should cease to reproduce! I advise 
you to destroy your own eggs, and to 
commit racial suicide!” 

The horse-fish rose up on their hind 
legs. Dozens of them waved their 
arms. Some reached into their green 
bags and seized their deadly scorpion- 
fish. Still, something held them back. 
To Bill it seemed that a single battle- 
cry would have galvanized them into 
an army plunging forward to attack. 
But without that battle-cry they were 
only so many separate clusters of in- 
dividuals. 

Yet their bluff forced the speaker 
to a quick conclusion. He ended by 
reminding them of the immortality that 
awaited all of them if they could in- 
herit the earth. Evolution, he said, 
was sympodial. It left many races out 
on a dead limb. But now it could be- 
come a conscious process, an instru- 
ment in their own hands. And the 
present upper-world man would pass 
out of existence because it had become 
over-specialized. 

“Don’t forget that human life came 
forth from the sea,” Maribeau shouted, 
swinging his fists dramatically. “If a 



new man evolves, he must receive his 
fresh impetus from that cradle of all 
life— -the sea.” 

These words were almost more than 
Bill could digest. It was hard to be- 
lieve that the horse-fish could catch 
their significance so readily. But along 
with their alertness, their emotions 
were up and down like a thermometer. 
One moment they were enraged to be 
told they should commit race suicide. 
The next they were inflated by thoughts 
of their wonderful contributions to their 
descendants. 

Once more they had stopped in then- 
tracks, the whole body of nervous 
horse-fish, listening, considering. 

“Gad, what a narrow one,” Bill 
whispered to Bea. “He’s got ’em 
coming his way again. If they can take 
it, it puts them and the spiny-men back 
on £n even keel.” 

Bea, her eyes intent upon the scene 
below, made a surprising answer. “</ 
can take it. . . . For the first time I’m 
getting a glimmer of the big, wonder- 
ful thing Vin’s been preaching all these 
years. ... Do you suppose — ” 

“What, Bea?” 

“Do you suppose it would work? . . . 
Have I been blind?” She was rising 
slowly, as if in a dream, and the light 
from below showed an almost fanatical 
fervor coming into her mysterious eyes. 
“Would I get rid of this guilty traitor 
feeling if I’d see it his way?” 

“Who's way?” 

“Vin’s. If I’d do what he wants me 
to do — marry him — cast my lot with 
him and the rest of my people — ” 

JgILL nodded slowly. A new under- 
standing was soaking into his dizzy 
brain. Vin ... his friend ... the 
swellest guy that ever lived. . . . 

“So that — that’s it, is it, Bea?” All 
the spirit was gone out of Bill. 

“I believe that’s it — ” 




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Bill’s arm reached impulsively, tried 
to draw her back into the shadows. 
“Wait. Don’t you want to think it 
over?” 

“I’m going to dive down to the river, 
Bill, and swim over to them, tell them 
I’ve come to stay. They need me. Vin 
deserves — ” 

“No, Bea!” Bill leaped up. “For 
God’s sake, not in that spirit!” 

She ran along the edge of the ledge, 
stopped directly above the center of the 
river. For an instant she was the 
statue of the perfect woman, poised to 
dive. 

But the sharp voice of Thork rang 
through the air. The meeting took a 
weird turn back to violence. In one 
brief, harsh pronouncement the ugly 
lieutenant threw overboard all of Vin’s 
and the scientist’s hard- won gains. 

“I repeat, you horse-fish still have 
your rights. We’ll leave the girl out 
of this, because she’s a spiny-girl. And 
I’ll swear to her innocence. But you 
are entitled to a life in exchange for 
those broken eggs.” 

The horse-fish waved their webbed 
hands like banners. 

“Yes,” Thork shouted, “/ maintain 
you are entitled to kill the upper-world 
man who committed the crime!” 

Bill caught only half a glimpse of 
the pandemonium. He saw George 
Vinson try to reach the speaker’s plat- 
form. Windy Muff was helping him. 
And the scientist, like the other two, 
was shouting to the green sea-crea- 
tures to hold their places and listen. 

But Vin and his party were hurled 
back by a gang of horse-fish waving 
poison scorpion-fish in their faces. 
Bull’s-Eye, the friend of the lieutenant, 
was leading the gang. 

At the same moment other groups of 
horse-fish started chasing off in a dozen 
different directions. 

The spiny-men themselves jumped on 



the bandwagon that Thork had set in 
motion. Their shouts filled the air. 
“Bring him in ! ” “What can we lose ! ” 
“The horse-fish still have some rights /” 
“x\nything to keep peace ! ” “Bring him 
in!” 

Bill caught his breath. Like arms of 
an explosion these creatures were shoot- 
ing out in all directions. The frenzy 
of violence was on them. They were 
after him. 

At that instant Bea’s footsteps 
pounded past him, her hand swished 
across his shoulder. 

“Follow me, Billl” she hissed. 

Together they bounded over the 
arched ledge to the eastward. They 
leaped a narrow gap. Bill had the dizzy 
sensation of flying over a hundred-foot 
drop, with bright light glowing up 
against his silhouetted bare feet and 
legs. 

Bea, only three paces ahead of him, 
was racing with confidence. She must 
have remembered these trails from 
childhood. The toss of her dark tresses 
showed that she was keeping an eye on 
the zig-zag trails. They were hardly 
a quarter of a mile away. 

But suddenly she stopped, flinging a 
hand back at Bill. 

The ledge ahead was blocked off. 
New seepage had cut off the trail since 
Bea, as a child, had traversed this nar- 
row path. 

“Back! ” she panted, bounding ahead 
of him. “Keep in the shadow!” 

T) UT this time when they leaped over 
the narrow gap they heard an ex- 
plosive outcry from somewhere below. 
The light had caught them. 

They ran like wildfire now. It was a 
race to the west end of the passage. 
There, Bill remembered, they’d be able 
to duck through the A-shaped entrance 
to the dark sea cavern. 

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toward the western end of the narrow 
ledge, they saw a cluster of webbed 
hands rise in their pathway. Six or 
seven horse-fish were scrambling up the 
narrow arched path carrying their 
poison weapons. 

“Back again!” Bea shouted. And as 
Bill tried to jerk a stone loose from 
the frozen wall, she cried, “No! Come 
on!” 

Then he was running at her side, 
heedless of the light. She gasped be- 
tween breaths, “The fourth mound on 
the left, Bill. . . , Can you make it 
. . . under water? Come on. . . . 
Stay right with me!” 

They glanced back when they 
reached the point above the center of 
the river. The horse-fish were hurling 
their weapons like handgrenades. A 
poisonous lion-fish rolled in the stone 
dust near Bill's bare feet, and its orange 
and black fins stiffened for action. 

“Together!” Bea panted. 

They dived. On the descent Bill 
gathered the confusion of sounds into 
his ears, aware that he was plunging 
from one danger to another. Gangs of 
horse-fish would see and rush back to 
the river. From the distance the slush- 
slush of the waterfall was growing 
stronger. 

Together they plunged under for the 
long under-water swim. Bea cut deep, 
and Bill followed. For two minutes 
- they shot straight up the central chan- 
nel. 

Now their ears caught the plunging 
of other divers. Bea forced a swifter 
pace. Then she suddenly plowed along 
an inclined channel bottom and rose. 
Bill followed her up through the dark- 
ness. He came up into air. 

The surrounding blackness of the 
mud mound was relieved only by a few 
narrow peepholes of light. Bill caught 
his breath and followed Bea down 
again. 



For five swift breathless underwater 
swims the chase went on. Each time 
they came up in the horse-fish houses 
for a breath they could see that their 
pursuers were gaining ground. They 
could see the panting gills, the blazing 
little magenta eyes and savage mouths 
skimming beneath the surface. Here 
and there they caught glimpses of 
webbed hands clutching specimens of 
poisonous sea-life. 

In the fifth empty mud hut they 
entered, Bea choked, “It’s over!” 

T>ILL heard a rush of water in the 
black entrance through which they 
had risen. The horse-fish would catch 
them this time. There would be no 
room to dart past a horse-fish in that 
under-water passage. 

But Bill sprang up, struck his husky 
shoulders against the baked-mud roof. 
It strained, cracked. The gash of light 
showed the noses of horse-fish scram- 
bling up out of the inky liquid. Bill 
crashed the roof again and it crumbled 
in a mass of debris. But he and Bea 
were out and on the run. 

“Quick headworkl” Bea’s smile 
flashed at him from her dirt-smeared 
face. It was a grim smile, aware of 
the nearness of death, but there was 
courage in it. 

In the mad foot-race that followed, 
Bill and Bea gained over the horse-fish. 
They rounded the upper end of the 
merged cities, leaping inlets, dodging 
pools of imprisoned scorpion fish, pass- 
ing small parties of creatures that were 
neither horse-fish nor spiny-men but 
something of both. 

At nearly every turn a new surprise 
party was awaiting them. Horse-fish 
were trying to close in from all direc- 
tions. 

But not spiny-men. Somehow their 
explosive violence had become disor- 
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shouting than chasing. Bill understood. 
They were willing to catch him; but 
their discovery that their own Bea-Bea 
was helping him race to freedom had 
thrown them into confusion. 

Now Bea ran straight over the triple 
domes of the king’s mud palace and 
jumped to the edge of the zig-zagging 
ascent. Bill felt the mud roof break 
under his feet and he bounded after 
her. Then they were running side-by- 
side up the trail. Somewhere high 
above there was a patch of open sky. 
But nearer at hand there were parties 
of guards from both cities. 

Two hundred feet up they came to a 
dead stop. A semicircle of hardened 
guardsmen with strong human faces, 
slightly webbed hands, and spiny bare 
backs bobbed up out of the stone-wall 
barrier, marched forth to cut off the 
trail from both directions. 

The leader of the guards stepped over 
to a pink globe and inserted his head 
in the phone. Then he emerged and 
barked his orders. 

“Thork says we’re to hold Bea-Bea. 
As for the man, we’re to let the horse- 
fish guards have their own way with 
him.” The leader whistled a signal 
and twenty horse-fish, stationed a little 
farther up the trail, came bounding 
down over the rocks swinging loops of 
sea-weed rope. 

CHAPTER XIV 

T) ILL and Bea stood on the point of 
^ a hairpin turn, watching the semi- 
circle of guards close their ranks. An 
opening was left for the horse-fish to 
gallop through, like a band of weird 
cowpunchers on a rampage. 

“Stay with me!” 

Once again Bea’s courageous whisper 
gave Bill his cue. Bea sprang over the 
edge of the trail and caught herself on 
a ledge twenty feet below. Then she 



was off again, on what seemed to be 
an uncharted road to sudden death. 
Bill followed on her heels. 

He followed without looking back, 
though the sea-weed ropes were swish- 
ing right back of him. Once a loop 
caught on his forehead and he barely 
ducked in time. If it had settled over 
his neck he’d have gone tumbling down 
the steep rocky wall, perhaps to hang 
himself. 

This was no marked trail. Bea was 
fighting to catch the least perilous 
handholds. In places the wall was like 
the face of a skyscraper. 

But every step brought them nearer 
to the bounding two-hundred foot 
waterfall. And now Bill guessed her 
strategy. 

“It’s our old dive, Bill!” Her eyes 
flashed at him. “This is where I 
learned it. Four swift death-leaps in 
succession.” 

Bill felt the spray of water on his 
bare chest and legs. Then he felt the 
snap of rope over his arm. The loop 
suddenly tightened on his wrist. 

He had an instant’s glimpse of the 
three horse-fish jerking the other end 
of the rope. They must have been mad 
to take such chances, standing on a 
four foot shelf. 

As they jerked, Bill dropped into the 
big rock basin where the vast fall of 
water was roaring in and out. One hand 
found a hold. The other was tending 
the rope. It gave, and he saw the 
three horse-fish fly out into space. Two 
of them slipped off and fell down — 
down-— 

No one would hear them crush to 
pulp. The roar of the falls would 
drown that sound. But the hosts of 
creatures below would see. Their little 
faces were staring up — 

Jerk ! The weight of the third horse- 
fish couldn’t have pulled the rope that 
hard. Bill struggled to free his wrist. 




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Momentarily he released his handhold. 

“Careful, Bill!” Bea screamed. The 
horse-fish that had held on had swung, 
pendulum style, to wedge himself safely 
in a crevice. There he applied the 
leverage of his arms to the rope, and 
pulled Bill over. 

Bill saw too late. He skidded over 
the slippery edge of the basin and shot 
down with the fall. 

/"\N the descent he barely succeeded 
in freeing himself of the rope. He 
straightened out with the falling water, 
fought toward what appeared to be the 
deepest point of the approaching pool. 
He struck it for a shallow dive — and 
was off again for the next waterfall 
descent. 

Then another — and a fourth. 

And before he had had time to catch 
his breath he was looking up from the 
boiling surface of the river to see 
Beatrice, with all her grace and beauty, 
plunge down the same succession of 
falls. 

She bobbed up beside him. They 
looked back at the mountainous wall 
where several horse-fish guards were 
perched. The little green figures showed 
no inclination to duplicate the series of 
dives. Then Bill and Bea turned to 
face the hosts of spiny-men on the 
riverbank. The crowds were cheer- 
ing. . . . 

“That’s for you,” Bill said. “Why 
don’t you go back to them and stay 
clear of my fate?” 

“Because I want to share your fate, 
Bill,” Bea swam close to him, reached 
out to grip his hand. “I knew as soon 
as they started after you that I was 
wrong — about trying to stay here and 
be loyal, I mean. I’d rather die with 
you—” 

The clamoring voices from the river- 
bank were demanding that they come. 
And though it was puzzling, the voices 



carried no tone of menace. The shouts 
were welcoming them, hailing them for 
their valiant escape, heaping honors 
upon them. 

Bill and Bea obeyed. But it was 
several minutes before they could un- 
derstand the strange turn of events. 
They wfere made to sit down on com- 
fortable mats and relax. And Bill found 
it impossible to relax with throngs of 
spiny-men and horse-fish crowding 
around. 

At first everyone talked at once, but 
soon the talking was left to Vin, with 
interpolations from Windy Muff. 

“I started it,” Windy said. “I fig- 
ured it was time for me to do a little 
lyin’ to get you outa trouble. So I told 
the bunch that you wasn’t the one that 
busted into the eggs. It was Thork. 
I said I’d seen him with my own eyes, 
an’ you only went in afterwards to 
make sure he hadn’t got up in the top 
of the cylinder to bother Bea.” 

“And as we soon discovered,” said 
Vinson, “Windy’s guess was right. 
Yellow-Z discovered Thork’s foot- 
tracks in the egg-compartment. There 
was nothing for Thork to do but admit 
it.” 

“What happened to Thork?” Bill 
asked anxiously, catching the flicker of 
worry in Bea’s eyes. 

“We fought,” said Vin. “We’ve al- 
ways been enemies — and rivals. When 
he found himself caught, he turned on 
me. Bull’s-Eye tried to help him, but 
it was a mistake, because Yellow-Z 
jumped in on my side.” 

Vinson paused to glance at the 
bruised fist of his webbed left hand. 

“That’s when you popped him,” said 
Windy. 

“Yes, I gave it to Thork and he took 
an unfortunate spill.” 

“Unfortunate?” said Bea. 

“He fell,” said Vin, “against the 
scorpion fish that Bull’s-Eye was try- 




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ing to use on me. It got him. I think 
he’ll die before morning, in spite of the 
care they’re giving him.” 

HPHERE was a cool silence. Bill 
wondered what the horse-fish were 
thinking, after all the trouble Thork 
had made for them, and after all he had 
pretended to be the champion of their 
rights. 

‘‘That ain’t all,” said Windy. “Here 
comes Yellow-Z and the king now.” 
While the aged white-haired old 
spiny-man approached, the throngs rose 
and waited respectfully. 

“You got a surprise cornin’, Bea,” 
Windy whispered. “You see, when 
Thork fell an’ Bull’s-Eye was crouchin’ 
in the way, darned if the horse-fish’s 
stabbers didn’t stick the old boy right 
along the backbone.” 

“We saw it happen,” said Vin, “and 
it gave us an idea: If Thork’s inner 
sentiments were transferred to Bull’s- 
Eye, we could put the horse-fish into a 
thought-phone and pick up Thork’s 
dying thoughts. So we did.” 

“An’ guess what — ” 

But the king was entering the circle 
now, and everyone was silent. Mari- 
beau, the scientist, crowded close to 
miss no detail of this impromptu cer- 
emony. Windy’s eyes ran rings around 
the breathless audience. Bea’s shoul- 
der trembled against Bill’s arm. 

“I have been asked to approve the 
revelation,” said the king in a low 
rumbling voice, “which one of the 
horse-fish has made of Thork’s dying 
Sentiments. Those sentiments, as 
quoted to me are, ‘They mustn’t know 
that Bea-Bea is not a spiny-girl. They 



mustn’t know that I stole her from an 
English family visiting above-—’ ” 

“Did Thork say that?” Bea fairly 
floated to her feet in astonishment. 

“That, as caught by Bull’s-Eye,” said 
the king, “was Thork’s secret thought 
immediately after the mortal wound 
struck him. And I must add—” 

Bill could hear Bea’s heart pound- 
ing. 

. . that the lieutenant confided 
this secret to me many years ago,” the 
king said calmly. “It happened after 
the drowning of one of our babies . . . 
so I assure you, Bea, that you are not 
a spiny-girl.” 

Bea reeled, nearly fainting, as Bill 
helped her gently to her seat. The 
strangest of fires lighted her eyes, and 
with burning amazement she looked 
from Bill to Vin and back to Bill. A 
curious smile touched the corners of 
her lips, as if she were laughing inside. 

“But perhaps,” the king added, after 
he had turned to go, “we should insist 
that you are a spiny-girl, since we’ve 
raised you. That, however, I shall 
leave with our mediator and new lieu- 
tenant, Vin-Vin.” 

The white haired king hobbled away. 

Vin turned to Bea and Bill, smiling. 
“Friends, my yacht and sailors are up 
there — at your service. Will you come 
back sometime?” 

“Will we!” Bill said it enthusiasti- 
cally. Then he turned to Bea. “Will 
we?” 

“We’ll think it over, Vin,” Bea 
smiled. “After all that you and the 
scientist have told us, we may want to 
come — to live — for the benefit of our 
descendants.” 



« $32/000 WAITING FOR OWNERS » 



V'OU’D think nothing would be simpler than 
A closing a bank and giving the money on de- 
posit back to the depositors. Yet John M. 
(100%) Nichols, head of the First National 
Bank of Englewood, is having all kinds of trouble 
finding the owners of the $32,000 which is left 



in his bank. Still Mr. Nichols has done all right. 
With almost superhuman effort he has managed 
to give back some $6,868,000. After twenty 
years of banking, Nichols moans: “It’s more 
difficult to liquidate a bank than to run one.” 
Archer Watson Wellington. 






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“Ini* frh* wagon with ycul Wa gat you dead to rightjl" 
W 



IN CENTER CITY 

by ROBERT MOORE WILLIAMS 



T HE mayor of Center City was a honor, the mayor, said. “I want you to 
kind and humane man, always get off your can and do something about 
thoughtful and always soft- this crime wave that the papers are 
spoken. So when he spoke to the chief hollering about. I don’t want any ex- 
of police about the crime wave that had cuses, see? X want something done and 
broken over this city of churches, his you . . . well better do it. I got an 
voice could not be heard beyond the election coming up. You get it?” 
walls of his sound-proofed office. “Yes sir,” the chief of police said. “I 

“Listen, you big tub of lard,” his understand, sir.” 

These two coppers knew they 
had a big-shot in custody. Mow Centex 
City would be rid of its crime ring . . 

But when their prisoner identified him- 
self, he became a white elephant indeed! 





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“You damn well better understand,” 
the mayor said. “Or there will be a 
new chief of police in this town. And 
I ain’t fooling!” 

The chief of police was also a kind 
and humane man. He took his depar- 
ture from the office of the mayor and re- 
turned to headquarters, where he called 
his captains before him and spoke as 
follows: 

“Boys, I have been talking to the 
mayor and he tells me the newspapers 
are saying this town is a hot-bed of 
vice, sin, and crime. Of course I know 
that none of you read anything in the 
papers except the pictures, so this is 
news to you. Now I hate to ask you to 
soil your lily-white hands with anything 
as crude as work, but I do want to slip 
you a tip — -if Center City ain’t cleaned 
up by this time tomorrow night, there is 
going to be some police captains pound- 
ing beats in this town, and I don’t mean 
anybody else but you. Boys,” the chief 
said, “have I made myself clear?” 

He had made himself clear. The cap- 
tains went to speak to the sergeants. 
Now it is not necessary, for the pur- 
poses of this narrative, to report what 
all the captains said to all the sergeants. 
It is not even necessary to reveal what 
Captain Gallagher, of the plainclothes 
division, said to Sergeant G. B. (Give 
’em the Boot) Buck. It is enough just 
to mention that Captain Gallagher 
spoke to Sergeant Buck. 

Under normal circumstances, Ser- 
geant Buck was not an unkind man. 
He did not bite the ears off every drunk 
that got thrown in the lock up. And 
there were times when his own men, 
every one of them ex boy scouts who 
had won all their merit badges, could 
enter his office charged with some tri- 
fling offense, such as helping themselves 
to an apple from the cart of a huckster, 
and emerge without a single permanent 
mark on their bodies. 



Two of the men who worked for Ser- 
geant Buck were Plainclothesmen 
Grady and Waller. Both of them were 
kindly men who loved their superior 
officer and in turn were loved by him. 
Of the conference between the mayor 
and the chief, they knew nothing. Nor 
did they know that the chief had con- 
ferred with his captains and the cap- 
tains in turn had conferred with the 
sergeants. They knew, of course, that 
a sudden and mysterious crime wave 
had broken over Center City, but it was 
none of their affair. It was Saturday 
night and they were off duty. Crime 
could wait. They were in the locker 
room of police headquarters and their 
attention was fully occupied by some- 
thing far more important than crime. 

“Here’s how,” said Grady. 

“Mud in your eye,” Waller stated 
firmly. 

“Down the hatch,” Grady said again. 

“Here’s to the mayor,” Waller said. 

“Here’s to the chief,” Grady echoed. 

AT THIS point they stopped for 
breath. The bottle, a gift from a 
kindly saloon keeper on Sixth Street 
who sometimes stayed open after hours, 
had been full when they started. It was 
no longer full. 

“Here’s to Sergeant Buck,” Waller 
said, starting again. 

“May he fall down a well and break 
his blasted neck!” Grady fervently 
echoed. 

“Thank you, men, for your kind 
wishes,” a voice said from the doorway. 

To say that the two officers jumped 
half out of their skins would be to un- 
derstate the situation. They leaped. 
Grady, with a sinuous motion that 
would have interested a professional 
contortionist, tried to get the bottle un- 
der his coat. It was against the rules 
to drink at headquarters. According to x 
Scoutmaster Buck, it was against the 




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rules to drink anywhere. And it was 
Buck who had spoken to them from the 
doorway. Too often had they heard the 
kindly sergeant speak in nightmares for 
them ever to mistake his voice. 

“Oh, helll” Grady gasped. “Here’s 
where we catch it.” 

Grady stood a flat six feet in his bare 
feet and weighed a good two hundred 
pounds. Waller was an inch shorter 
and ten pounds heavier. The coach of 
any professional football team would 
have welcomed them with open arms. 
When Sergeant Buck appeared in the 
doorway each turned a sickly white. 

“Ah,” said Buck, advancing into the 
room. “Drinking, I see.” 

“Y — -yes sir,” said Grady. 

“N — no sir,” Waller denied. 

Buck smiled fondly at Waller. 

“I — mean yes sir,” Waller hastily 
corrected himself. 

Buck gazed fondly at both of them. 
“Ah, well,” he said. “After all, it’s 
Saturday night.” ' 

“Huh?” said Grady. 

“I said it’s Saturday night,” Buck 
patiently repeated. 

“What’s that got to do with it?” Wal- 
ler asked. 

“I am aware that on Saturday night 
some of my men wish to celebrate,” 
Buck explained. “You were afraid I 
was going to be harsh with you for 
violating regulations by drinking at 
headquarters, weren’t you?” 

Waller nodded. 

“Well, I’m not,” Buck said. 

“You’re not — ” Waller choked. He 
looked at Grady but got no comfort 
from that source. Grady was standing 
stiffly at attention. He had succeeded 
in getting the bottle under his coat, all 
but the neck, which was sticking 
straight up. 

“Not at all,” Buck continued. “I 
am not even going to mention the mat- 
ter, especially since you men have vol- 



unteered for extra duty tonight” 
Buck’s voice had exactly the same 
patient tone of a scoutmaster saying, 
“Men, it is wrong to pull the tails off 
tadpoles. Good scouts do not do that.” 



/"'RADY came to life. “Hey!” he 
yelped. 

“I ain’t volunteered,” W a 1 le r 
shouted. 

“We’re off duty, Sarge,” Grady pro- 
tested. 

“You mean you were off duty,” Buck 
corrected. He cleared his throat. “For 
your information, ,1 will reveal some 
facts that may have escaped your at- 
tention. First, there is a crime wave in 
this fair city. Honest citizens are get- 
ting their pockets picked. Ladies walk- 
ing along the street are having their 
purses snatched. Banks are getting held 
up. Also,” Buck said, “new gambling 
joints are springing up like mushrooms. 
The school children are playing slot 
machines and pin ball games, which are 
to be found in every service station and 
confectionery — ” 

“I ain’t seen any slots,” Grady pro- 
tested. 

“If you will look in the newspapers, 
you will see plenty of them,” Buck said. 
“The papers say that some underworld 
big shot has moved in on Center City.” 

“Who is he?” Waller asked. 

“That,” said Buck, “is another thing 
the newspapers are asking. They asked 
the mayor, in a front page editorial. 
The mayor didn’t know. But he does 
. know he’s got an election coming up, so 
he asked the chief of police. The chief 
don’t know, either, so he asked Captain 
Gallagher. The captain came down 
and asked me if I knew who this big 
shot that has caused this crime wave 
was. When I said I didn’t know, the 
captain said maybe I had better find 
out. So — ” Buck’s voice took on a 
slightly acid tone, “the minute I saw 




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you two boys having a drink, I knew 
yoti were going to volunteer for special 
duty tonight to solve this crime wave. 
And now,” the sergeant finished, “do I 
hear you volunteering or do I hear my- 
self slapping a fifty dollar fine on each 
of you, for drinking at headquarters?” 
The sergeant smiled. It was within 
his power to fine the men under him for 
infractions of regulations. He would 
not hesitate to exercise that power. 
“Look, Sarge — ” Grady wailed. 
“We’re off duty,” Waller protested. 
“We been on our feet all day and my 
dogs are killing me. You’re not going 
to send us out, are you?” 

“In the first place,” Buck corrected, 
“I’m not sending you out. You are 
volunteering. And in the second place, 
the mayor wants this crime wave solved, 
the chief wants it solved, the captain 
wants it solved. And so do I. Does 
that mean anything to you?” 

It meant something all right. It meant 
that two plainclothes detectives might 
suddenly move from a cushy spot at 
headquarters back to a beat. It meant 
that the same thing might happen to any 
number of sergeants, several captains, 
the chief himself. It meant the mayor 
might no longer find himself in a posi- 
tion to negotiate contracts for public 
buildings, paving, et cetera. Detective 
Waller was silent. He plainly perceived 
the situation. 

Not so Grady. He was rebellious. 
“This is my night off,” he announced. 
“I am not going to volunteer.” 

Sergeant Buck perceived that he was 
being defied. He didn’t mind. He 
knew how to handle mutiny. “Seventy- 
five dollars,” he said. 

“Seventy-five! Huh?” Grady gulped. 
“For drinking at headquarters,” 
Buck explained. 

“I volunteer!” said Waller hastily. 
Grady began to sweat. He knew the 
sergeant would enforce that fine. But 



he was still mutinous. “I’m not going,” 
he announced. “I don’t have to. You 
can’t force a man to accept duty with- 
out his consent.” 

According to regulations, Grady was 
quite right. 

“One hundred dollars,” said Buck, 
like an auctioneer selling an extra fine 
batch of tobacco. “The regulations em- 
power me to assess any fine I see fit.” 

Grady’s lips began to work. But no 
sound came forth. Buck, however, 
could hear what hadn’t been said aloud. 

“An additional twenty-five dollars,” 
he said. “For swearing at your superior 
officer.” 

“All right!” Grady screamed. “I 
volunteer.” 

CHAPTER II 
The Big Round-up 

r T T HUS began what was to go down 
A in the history of crime as “The Big 
Round-up at Center City.” The scene 
between Sergeant Buck and Plain- 
clothesmen Grady and Waller was re- 
peated in other places at headquarters 
as various other sergeants, inspired by 
the kindly words of their captains, went 
down to reason with their men. The 
men, detectives, uniformed patrolmen, 
the rackets squad, the vice squads, the 
bunco detail, the arson squad, even the 
laboratory force, after listening to the 
cheering, patriotic words spoken by 
their fatherly sergeants, went forth into 
the night resolved to do or die for dear 
old Center City. They were also re- 
solved to kick the teeth out of every 
crook they could catch. 

Of course the crook they wanted most 
to catch was that mysterious and elusive 
big shot who, moving in on Center City 
a month or so previously, had brought 
about this carnival of crime about 
which the newspapers were so elo- 
quently talking. His teeth they wanted 




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to kick down his throat, and then kick 
back out again. But not knowing his 
identity, they could only throw out a 
general dragnet in the hope of catching 
him. If they failed to land the big fish 
they really wanted, they would certainly 
land a horde of smaller fry, and by per- 
suasion and reason the small fry could 
no doubt be induced to leave town. 
Thus Center City would again become 
a fit place to rear children. 

“We’ll get him,” the chief reported to 
the mayor. “All the boys have agreed 
to cooperate. By midnight we’ll have 
every jack-leg crook run out of this 
town, or my name ain’t McCarthy.” 

The mayor, relying on this promise, 
made a statement to the press. “I 
want to extend an invitation to every 
citizen and voter to be present at police 
headquarters tonight and see for your- 
selves the efficiency with which our 
s noble boys in blue clean up this town. 
The chief of police joins with me in this 
invitation. We make you this promise : 
that from tonight on, Center City will 
be clean of crime.” 

The press received this statement 
with great reserve, but, of course, 
printed it. The radio stations put it on 
the air. The public, or as many of them 
as could crowd into police headquarters, 
took advantage of the mayor’s invita- 
tion, so that by nine o’clock the police 
station was crowded with a waiting 
throng, eager to see the animals. 

The animals began to arrive. 

They came singing. The words were 
different in each song but the tune was 
the same. “You can’t do this to me. I 
got protection. Wait until the Big Shot 
hears about this.” 

The panhandlers sang this song, the 
confidence men sang it, as did the dis- 
turbed girls from the red light district, 
who added the information that they 
were ladies. 

“You better get this Big Shot,” the 



mayor said grimly to the chief. 

“We’ll get him,” the chief promised. 
“I’ll issue an order to pick up every sus- 
picious character in town.” 

HpHE order came to Grady and Wal- 
A ler, via radiotelephone, as they sat 
morosely in a squad car on Sixth Street. 

“We better make an arrest,” said 
Grady. 

“Don’t I know it?” Waller said 
gloomily. “But where are we going to 
find anybody to arrest? The boys have 
been over this whole town with a fine 
tooth comb. I ain’t even seen a pan- 
handler in the last couple of hours.” 

“It don’t make no difference,” Grady 
said. “We got to drag somebody in. 
From all that noise up at headquarters, 
everybody on the force must have 
caught at least one crook. We got to 
catch somebody. Buck’ll have our hide 
if we don’t.” 

“You show me a crook and I’ll catch 
him.” 

“All right,” said Grady, pointing. 
“There he is.” 

A mild, inoffensive-appearing little 
man was coming down the street. As 
he neared the squad car he paused and 
looked in the window of a pawn shop. 

“He don’t look like a crook to me,” 
Waller said doubtfully. 

“What difference does that make?” 
Grady said sarcastically. “He’s look- 
ing in that pawn shop window, ain’t he? 
That makes him a suspicious character, 
don’t it? Maybe he’s going to throw a 
rock through that window and grab 
something and run, for all we know. 
You talk like an old maid. Come on.” 

The two detectives piled out of the 
squad car. The little man saw them 
coming. He took one look and shied 
like a frightened horse. 

“Help ! ” he bleated. 

“He’s trying to run! ” Grady shouted. 
“Don’t let him draw that gun. He’s 




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dangerous. Don’t give him a chance 
to — ” 

If the little man was trying to draw 
a gun he must have been planning to 
pluck it from the empty air. Both 
hands were in plain sight. But, for all 
Grady knew, maybe this little man was 
a magician and could indeed pull a gun 
out of nothing but air. The big cop 
grabbed at him. 

“Get away from me, you big bums,” 
the little man shouted, shoving Grady. 

“Hah ! ” Grady said gratefully. “Re- 
sisting an officer. All right, bub, you 
asked for it.” 

Whether or not this suspicious char- 
acter had asked for it, he got it. Grady’s 
open palm smashed into the middle of 
his face. As he staggered backward, 
Waller, who had run around behind, 
tripped him. 

“Work him over,” Grady panted. 
“We’ll show him to respect the law in 
this town.” 

Under normal circumstances, the two 
officers would have dealt more gently 
with a captive, ‘in accordance with the 
boy scout code. But after their inter- 
view with Sergeant Buck, they had for- 
gotten all about the boy scout maxims, 
“Kindness Pays,” and “Look Before 
You Leap,” Grady especially. 

r "pHE result was that fifteen minutes 
A later a squad car with siren scream- 
ing pulled up in front of police head- 
quarters. From it descended Grady 
and Waller, smiling broadly. The 
watching throng cheered them as they 
escorted their battered and somewhat 
dazed captive up the steps. Flashlight 
bulbs popped as the press recorded the 
scene for posterity. 

The prisoner sang the same tune all 
the others had sung. 

“You ruffians! You can’t do this to 
me. I have influence in this commu- 
nity.” 



“Book him for loitering,” Grady told 
the desk sergeant. “Also for attempted 
robbery. He tried to break a pawnshop 
window. Also you can put the bite on 
him for resisting an officer.” 

Sergeant Buck put in an appearance, 
tagged by the chief and the mayor. 
“Good work, huh, Sarge?” Grady said. 
“We caught a dangerous character here. 
Better have him printed and mugged. 
He looks like he’s got a record to me. 
Maybe we can have the rest of the night 
off, huh, Sarge?” he finished. 

Sergeant Buck started to say some- 
thing but the words caught in his throat. 
A deadly pallor crept across his face. 

“What’s the matter, Sarge?” Grady 
asked. “Ain’t you feeling well?” 

“No,” Sergeant Buck whispered. 
“No. I’m not.” 

“That’s too bad,” Grady said sympa- 
thetically. “Maybe you better take the 
rest of the night off too?” How about 
it, Chief?” he said, turning to the head 
of the police department. “The Sarge 
is sick. Maybe we all better knock off 
now — ” 

It was at this moment that Grady 
perceived that the strange malady that 
had afflicted Sergeant Buck had also 
spread to the chief of police. The chief 
looked like he had taken a big bite into 
what appeared to be a very sound ap- 
ple, and to his shocked surprise had en- 
countered a worm. The chief looked 
sick, and the mayor looked sicker. 

A strange silence had fallen in the 
room. Even the press, normally voci£- 
rous, was silent. Grady saw the faces 
of the reporters. They looked dazed, 
slightly bewildered. 

“What’s the matter?” Grady said. 
“What’s wrong?” 

It was the mayor who stepped for- 
ward to make a brief formal statement. 
“You ignorant fools,” the mayor said. 
“I’ll tell you what’s the matter. That 
man you have arrested is my brother.” 




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ppOR an instant the stunned silence 
continued. Then it was broken as 
press, whooping with joy, made a dash 
to the telephones, where they could be 
heard shouting headlines to happy re- 
write men on the other end of the wire. 

MAYOR’S BROTHER ARRESTED 
AS COMMON THIEF 
Two detectives, investigating a 
suspicious character loitering on 
Sixth Street tonight, caught the 
brother of the mayor in the act of 
breaking a pawnshop window. He 
resisted arrest, but after a short 
struggle was subdued and brought 
to police headquarters, where he 
was booked on charges of loitering, 
attempted theft, and resisting an 
officer in the discharge of his du- 
ties. 

So much the press reported in the 
column devoted to news. In the edi- 
torial department, however, pessimists 
who had written for years about sin and 
crime in the city, with no visible re- 
sults, let themselves go in freer vein. 

The long suspected connection 
between the present administra- 
tion and the crive wave afflicting 
our fair city was brought to light 
tonight by the arrest of the brother 
of the mayor on charges of theft. 
Thus, it is obvious that the mayor, 
instead of trying to free our city 
from the crime so common here, is 
in reality harboring and protecting 
the criminals, It is also obvious 
that all right-thinking citizens, 
with this evidence before their 
eyes, will know how to mark their 
ballots in the coming election. 

On the back steps of police head- 
quarters that night a conference took 
place. It was short and to the point. 



“How was we to know this guy was 
the mayor’s brother?” Grady protested. 

“Yeah, how was we to know?” Waller 
added. 

“How do I know the names of two 
guys who will be in the breadline by this 
time tomorrow night?” Sergeant Buck 
said bitterly. “You 7 two miserable mis- 
begotten 

fool — ” The sergeant paused 

for breath. “Get out of here. You 
either bring back the big shot who is 
responsible for this crime wave, or don’t 
come - back yourselves. Get goin.” 

With these kindly words of advice, 
the sergeant dismissed them. And as 
they turned to go, he kicked them down 
the steps. 

CHAPTER III 
The Captive 

'T'HUS it is obvious that all the blame 
A for what happened later cannot 
justly be laid on Grady and Waller. 
They were harassed men. But for that 
matter, the mayor was a harassed man, 
as was the chief of police, and Sergeant 
Buck. 

At police headquarters, after the 
identity of his brother was disclosed, 
and after the press had steadfastly re- 
fused to accept any explanation for 
the incident, the mayor retired to the 
office of the chief, taking the chief with 
him. What was said there was never 
disclosed but when the chief emerged 
from the conference, it was observed 
that he had aged remarkably, some said 
five years, others ten. He was barely 
able to speak. 

“Boys,” he said to his assembled 
.men, “you will either catch the big-time 
crook who is back of this crime, wave, 
or I will break your damned necks.” 

Thus inspired, his men went forth 
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times, already tough, took a quick turn 
for the worse. It was a bad night for 
crooks. 

Again there was singing at police 
headquarters. “You can’t do this to 
me. I got protection. Wait until the 
Big Shot hears about this.” 

“CROOKS CLAIM PROTEC- 
TION,” the newspaper headlines said. 
Every paper in town was holding over 
its staff and was turning out extras. 

“There is no protection of criminals 
in this city,” the mayor announced. 

“What about your brother?” a criti- 
cal reporter asked. “An ex-convict, 
ain’t he? You’ve been protecting him, 
ain’t you?” 

It did the mayor no good to protest 
that until the moment of his unfortu- 
nate arrest, his brother had been a 
deacon in the church and a Sunday 
school teacher. “Mayor’s brother, ex- 
convict, once taught Sunday school,” 
the headlines said. 

An hour passed. Squads were scour- 
ing the town, with no results. “Every- 
body has heard of this big shot but no- 
body knows who he is,” the reports 
came in. 

“Get him,” the chief of .police said. 



A NOTHER hour passed. By this 
time the harassed officers of the 
law, driven to desperation, were bring- 
ing in honest citizens almost exclusively. 
The crooks had all been caught, ac- 
cording to the cops. They were ar- 
resting everybody that looked as if he 
might be guilty of thinking about com- 
mitting a crime. 

“Big Clean-Up Catches Only Hon- 
est Citizens,” the newspapers said. 

The mayor, mopping his face, retired 
to the chief’s office. “I’m licked,” he 
said. “The public will never forget 
this.” He looked at the chief. The 
chief turned pale. 

“Beginning tomorrow morning,” the 



mayor said. “You will be back pound- 
ing a beat.” He was going to elaborate 
on this statement but he was inter- 
rupted. From the hallway outside a 
calm voice said: 

“Get on in there, you big lug, before 
I knock your block off.” 

Entranced, the mayor and the chief 
went to the door. Moving between gap- 
ing rows of spectators were two detec- 
tives — the mayor winced at the sight of 
them. 

“Grady and Waller!” the chief 
gasped. “But who’s that they’ve ar- 
rested?” 

“We got him,” Grady answered. “The 
big-time crook that has been causing all 
this trouble. We got him.” 

Grady’s lips were puffed and his right 
eye was already turning black. He 
walked with a slight limp, but seemed 
otherwise all right. He was very calm. 

“Caught him with the goods,” Waller 
supplied. “No doubt about it this time. 
We got the evidence. He’s the big shot 
all right.” 

Waller’s nose was slightly out of line 
and he was tenderly caressing the 
knuckles of his left hand. He was also 
very calm. 

There was silence at headquarters. 
Everyone was staring at their captive. 
He was something to stare at. Built on 
the generous lines of a gorilla, Gargun- 
tia would have taken one look at him 
and run to hide. He must have weighed 
three hundred pounds, all of which was 
muscle. Apparently he had no neck, 
his head sitting squat on his shoulders. 
His face, while not exactly ugly, would 
do as a model until an ugly face came 
along. The bruises on it didn’t help 
its appearance any. 

He was clad in a checkerboard suit 
the alternate squares of which were 
green and yellow. Obviously the suit 
had been cut to fit him perfectly, once. 
It no longer fitted perfectly. One sleeve 




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had been torn out of the coat and the 
buttons had been jerked off the vest. 

“tTE RESISTED arrest!” Grady ex- 
plained. 

“We caught him just opening up a 
new gambling joint,” Waller added. 

“Good work, men, good work,” the 
mayor exulted. He was already vision- 
ing headlines. “Mayor’s Clean-Up 
Drive Succeeds.” 

“Good work, men,” the chief said. 
“Take him up to the desk and book him. 
We’ll see that he is prosecuted to the 
fullest extent of the law.” 

“Get along, you,” Grady said. He 
did not actually strike the prisoner — 
there were too many witnesses present 
— but he did contrive to shove him so 
that the captive lost balance and fell. 

“Ypuse mugs will pay for this!” he 
snarled from the floor, in a surprising 
show of spirit from one subject to the 
tender mercies of the police. “Youse’ll 
be in my book from now on.” 

Threats frightened neither Grady nor 
Waller. Men who had faced Sergeant 
Buck seldom feared anything that 
walked the earth. 

“Get up,” said Grady, smartly kick- 
ing the prisoner in the rear. 

As they led their captive up to the 
desk, Grady and Waller could see ad- 
miration on the faces of the reporters 
surrounding them. They glowed. Vic- 
tory had been hard-won, but victory was 
their’s. To them the laurel wreath! 

“Name?” the desk sergeant said, 
glowering at the sullen prisoner. 

There was no answer. 

“Tell the sergeant your name,” 
Grady said, cuffing him on the side of 
the head. 

This produced results. 

“Satan,” the prisoner muttered. 

“Satan what?” the desk sergeant 
automatically asked, his pen poised as 
he prepared to write. 



“Just Satan!” the prisoner snarled in 
a gutteral tone of voice. “Ain’t that 
enough for youse? Just Satan.” 

For a space of time that must have 
lasted minutes the desk sergeant held 
his pen poised in the air while his 
startled eyes traveled over the captive 
before him. Then his face began to jerk 
as he realized the meaning of the words 
he had heard. “You — you mean — ” he 
quavered. 

“Satan!” the prisoner shouted. “I 
come up here to get this town organized 
and these two mugs grab me. Satan’s 
my name. How long is it going to take 
for you to get it through your thick 
heads that Vm the devil?” 

Again there was silence at head- 
quarters, complete silence. Wi^h an 
air of utter abstraction the desk ser- 
geant put the point of the pen between 
his lips to moisten it. Then he put it 
down. Behind him was a wall with a 
window in it. He took one final, hor- 
rified look at the prisoner before him 
and leaped straight through the window. 
He was shouting: 

“Great saints in heaven, the boys 
have brought in the devil himself! ” 

npHE tinkle of falling glass from the 
broken window had no more than 
died into silence before the public, 
which had jammed and crammed the 
corridors of headquarters, began to 
make a general exodus. Some people 
walked to the nearest exit; others ran. 
Still others, noting with approval the 
action of the desk sergeant, went 
through the windows. 

The people had come to headquarters 
to witness a roundup of crooks. They 
had not known that the leader of these 
crooks was the devil and they had not 
expected to see him. They had not seen 
the devil before, and after one look, 
they did not want to see him again. 
Consequently, they left. 




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The mayor, after all, was one of the 
people. He started to leave, but when 
flashlight bulbs began to pop, he was 
forced to change his mind. As long as 
the press stayed, he would have to stay. 
As long as the mayor stayed, the chief 
would have to remain, and while the 
chief was there, the police force would 
not depart. 

It is highly likely that at least two 
members of the police force would have 
left headquarters if they had been able 
to move their legs. But for the space of 
several seconds Grady and Waller were 
completely paralyzed and when the 
paralysis left them and they started to 
run, it was too late. 

“Lock him in a cell,” a voice said. 
“Huh?” Grady gasped, looking 
around. 

It was Sergeant Buck who had 
spoken. The sergeant was calmly sur- 
veying the situation. 

“You — you mean — lock him up?” 
Grady whispered. “But he’s the devil, 
he’s Old Nick himself.” 

“So I heard,” Sergeant Buck an- 
swered imperturbably. “Lock him up.” 
“But — but he’s the devil.” 

“Yes,” came the answer. “And I am 
Sergeant Buck. The chief is watching 
me and the mayor is watching the chief 
and the newspapers are watching the 
mayor. Now do you want to lock him 
up, or don’t you?” 

There was only one answer to that 
question. They locked him up. 

CHAPTER IV 

The Dilemma 

'"pHE press promptly beseiged the 
A cell. 

“Are you really the devil?” a re- 
porter demanded. 

“Sure I am,” the prompt answer 
came. 



The press, true to its traditions of not 
believing half the things it saw, was 
incredulous. 

“I don’t believe it.” 

“You’re faking.” 

“The devil has hoofs and horns and 
tail. You don’t. Where’s your tail, 
where’s your horns? We think you’re 
lying.” 

The occupant of the cell was not in 
a good humor anyhow. This accusa- 
tion enraged him. “So you don’t be- 
lieve I’m the devil, huh?” he shouted 
“Well, I’ll just show you.” 

With this, he began jerking off his 
clothes. He had a fine head of curly 
red hair. This was a wig. He jerked 
it off, revealing a bald head ornamented 
with unmistakable horns. The suit came 
off next. When the last garment had 
been angrily flung against the bars, the 
devil stood stark naked. 

The press, gazing upon this spectacle, 
was no longer incredulous. The occu- 
pant of the cell had hooves all right. 
He stamped them against the stone 
floor. Sparks flew. He also had a tail, 
which terminated in a horny point. 
Thrusting the tail between the bars, he 
jabbed a reporter in the leg. 

“E-yowl” .shouted this representa- 
tive of the press. 

“Ivguess that shows you smart guys 
something,” the devil said, in a satis- 
fied tone of voice. 

Grady and Waller witnessed this 
scene from a little distance. Grady was 
perspiring freely and Waller had a de- 
cidedly thoughtful look on his face. 
Sergeant Buck was with them. 

“You know what?” Grady said 
hesitantly. 

“Yeah,” Waller said. “ been think- 
ing the same thing. He said you and 
me were going down in his book.” 

Grady shuddered. 

“Don’t let that bother you, boys,” 
Sergeant Buck said. “You did a good 




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job. The force will stand back of you.” 

“It ain’t somebody to stand back of 
me that I want,” Grady answered. “It’s 
somebody to stand in front of me.” 

It had suddenly occurred to Grady 
that he might spend the rest of his life 
dodging a revenge-seeking devil. This 
was not a comforting thought. 

“You boys caught the devil all right,” 
Sergeant Buck said. “But the thing that 
is worrying me is — what are we going, 
to do with him?’’ 

Almost simultaneously the same idea 
occurred to the chastened press. The 
reporters went immediately, to the foun- 
tain of all knowledge, and put the ques- 
tion to him. 

pOR once in his life the mayor was 
1 struck dumb. Until that moment 
he had been making a speech, to which 
no one was listening, to the effect that 
the police department, under his ad- 
ministration, “Has become so efficient 
that it can catch the devil himself.” 

“All right, you’ve caught him,” a re- 
porter said. “But what are you going 
to do with him now that you’ve got 
him?” 

“I — uh — we — that is — .” His Honor 
floundered. He immediately perceived 
that this problem had more angles than 
he had thought. It was one thing to 
catch the devil. It was quite another 
thing to decide what to do with him. 
The mayor didn’t know the answer. He 
turned to the chief of police. The 
chief shook his head. 

“Here they come down our street,” 
said Grady bitterly, seeing what was 
going to happen. 

It happened. The chief asked Cap- 
tain Gallagher and the captain asked 
Sergeant Buck. 

“I don’t know what the hell we’re 
going to do with him ! ” Grady shouted 
at the Sergeant. “We just caught him. 
It’s up to you big shots to decide what 



to do about him. I only work here.” 

“You might hang him,” the reporter 
who had been jabbed in the leg sug- 
gested. “He’s guilty enough to be hung 
a thousand times over.” 

The occupant of the cell overhead 
this suggestion. 

“I’d like to see you mugs try to hang 
me!” he shouted. “It wouldn’t work, 
of course; the rope would break and the 
scaffold would fall down and a lot of 
other things would happen. But I’d like 
to see you try it,” he ended, blowing 
smoke and yellow flames out of his 
mouth. 

“I don’t — ah — believe we will hang 
him,” the mayor said nervously. “Is 
that burning brimstone I smell?” 

“I ain’t nothing else but brimstone,” 
the devil answered. 

“How about shooting him?” a detec- 
tive asked. 

The devil snorted in derision. “You 
point a gun at me it won’t go off. Also,” 
he added, “I would hate to be in the 
shoes of any guy who does try to take 
a shot at me.” 

The idea of shooting their captive 
was promptly dropped. “We of course 
can’t shoot him,” the mayor quickly 
said. “That would be against the law.” 

“Well, what are you going to do with 
him?” the press demanded. 

“I’m just waitin’ for you mugs to try 
to do anything with me I" the devil 
shouted from his cell. “I got powers I 
ain’t been using yet. I’m waiting to see 
how far you will go. The minute you 
go too far, I’m going to start kicking 
this joint apart. There won’t be one 
stone left on top of another when I get 
through.” 

He emphasized this statement by 
kicking the bars of his cell. The bars, 
an inch in diameter, were made of 
honest steel. But with no apparent ef- 
fort, using only his bare hoof, the devil 
kicked two of them out. 




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“How do you like that?” he asked. 
“That’s only a sample of what I can do 
when I get really mad. And,” he ended, 
“I’m getting pretty mad now.” 

JP'ROM bulging eyes the mayor stared 
at the broken bars. He wiped his 
forehead. “I — ah — feel a sudden ill- 
ness,” he said to the chief of police. “I 
-—ah leave this matter entirely in your 
hands. Both I, and the voters of this 
fair city, will expect a satisfactory con- 
clusion to it. Now I — ah — due to this 
sudden illness that has overtaken me 
— am going home.” 

With that, the mayor departed. He 
was going home. Catching crooks, he 
felt, was the duty of the police. Dis- 
posing of them after they were caught 
was also within the province of the 
police department. 

The chief stared wildly around him. 
“Well, what are you going to do?” 
a reporter asked. 

“A conference,” the chief said. “I’m 
going to call a conference. I want all 
the captains to come to my office, im- 
mediately, to confer with me.” 

The press would gladly have sat in 
on that conference but the door was 
slammed in their face. 

Grady stared ominously at the closed 
door. “I got a feeling I know what’s 
going to happen,” he said. 

Five minutes later the door opened 
and the captains emerged. Captain 
Gallagher, of the plainclothes squad, 
same straight to Sergeant Buck. “The 
chief has had a sudden heart attack,” 
Captain Gallagher said. “He’s gone 
home. He went out the side door.” 
The captain paused and looked at the 
floor. “I feel kind of like I might have 
a heart attack coming on myself,” he 
said. “So I’m leaving everything to 
you, Sergeant. I’m sure you will be 
able to handle this matter.” 

Captain Gallagher at least had the 



grace to look ashamed of himself. But 
ashamed or not, with one last startled 
look at those broken bars, he left. 

“I knew it,” Grady said bitterly. 
“Everybody’s going home but us.” 

Sergeant Buck did not even bother 
to look ashamed. “Under the circum- 
stances,” he said to his two men. “I am 
going to leave this matter in your 
hands.” 

“But — ” Grady started to protest. 

“You caught him,” said Sergeant 
Buck. “You damned well have got to 
decide what to do with him, and do it. 
I might mention that, if you don’t solve 
this problem, you will have to settle 
with me.” 

With these grim words, Sergeant 
Buck joined the general exodus of the 
homeward bound. 

T~\ETECTIVE Waller was a man who 
could get an idea. “I rank you,” 
he said, edging toward the door. “I’ve 
been in the service longer than you have 
and I rank you — ” 

“No,” said Grady, reaching out and 
grabbing Waller by the collar. “You 
stay.” 

Waller stayed. The press also stayed, 
demanding to know what jvas going to 
be done. 

“Well,” said Grady. “There’s one 
thing that ain’t, been tried.” 

“What’s that?” a reporter asked. 

“I’m not telling,” Grady said. Nor 
would he give the nervous reporters a 
single hint of his plan. Instead he went 
to the locker room, and returning in a 
few minutes, stalked straight to the 
door of the cell in which the devil was 
incarcerated. 

The reporters watched him. He took 
a key out of his pocket and inserted it 
in the lock. 

“Are you going to open that door?” 
a reporter demanded. 

“I am,” Grady answered, turning 




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the key determinedly in the lock. 

Up to this point the press had been 
brave to the point of foolhardiness. The 
reporters had badgered the mayor, the 
chief, the police in general, and even the 
devil himself, through the bars. But 
the instant Grady turned the key in the 
lock, the press, to a man, departed from 
the building. The repair department 
spent the next week putting a new door 
on the front entrance, so hurriedly did 
the press depart. 

“They didn’t think it was a good 
idea to unlock this cell,” said Waller, 
nervously watching the press depart. 

“It may not be,” said Grady. “But 
I’m going to open it.” 

At his tug the heavy grill slid aside. 

“Come on out,” he said to the oc- 
cupant of the cell. 

HPHE devil stood there. He was exud- 
A ing a powerful odor of brimstone 
and his tail was swishing through the 
air with a sound like a scythe cutting 
through grass. There was surprise on 
his face as he looked at Grady and 
Waller. 

“What are you two thugs up to 
now?” he demanded. 

Grady wiped sweat from his face. 

“You’re the two strong arm boys who 
worked me over and brought me in, 
ain’t you?” the devil demanded, star- 
ing at them. 

“That,” said Grady, “is right. And 
for that, I now wish to apologize.” 

“Huh?” The devil was startled. 

“We had been kicked around some 
ourselves,” the detective explained. “So 
when you showed fight, we naturally 
worked you over a little. All we can say 
is we are sorry it happened and it won’t 
happen again.” 

“Well I’m damned!” the devil 
gasped. 

“I can’t say about that,” Grady an- 
swered. “But if you are willing to let 



bygones be bygones, we are certainly 
willing to do the same. We are. also will- 
ing to turn you loose and let you go to 
hell in peace.” That is,” he added 
quickly, “if hell is where you want to 
go.” 

“Great demons!” the devil gasped. 
“Do you really mean it?” 

“We certainly do,” Grady answered 
firmly. “And to show our good faith 
— ” He fumbled in his coat and brought 
out a bottle — the same bottle that Ser- 
geant Buck had caught them sampling 
earlier in the evening. “Here,” he 
finished, thrusting the bottle toward the 
devil. “Have a drink.” 

For a minute the devil seemed doubt- 
ful. Smoke in twin jets continued to 
puff from his nostrils. Then the smoke 
began to diminish. A broad grin ap- 
peared on his face. 

“I don’t mind if I do,” he said, reach- 
ing for the bottle. Taking a long drink, 
he gazed fondly at the detectives. “This 
is the first time anything like this has 
happened to me in centuries. I’m not 
really a bad guy,” he continued, “but 
you humans have kicked me around so 
long that I’ve had to fight back. The 
result id, I’ve got a bad reputation.” 
“Yes sir,” said Grady, still perspir- 
ing. “You sure have. And now,” he 
continued, “are you willing to go back 
to hell and leave Center City alone?” 
“Sure,” the devil promptly answered. 
“Anybody that treats me half way right 
can be certain they will be treated right 
in return. I don’t mind admitting that 
I was about ready to tear this town 
apart. But since you fellows have 
treated me right, I’ll call my boys off 
and we’ll leave Center City alone in 
the future. Do you mind,” he ended, 
“if I take this bottle along with me?” 
“Not at all,” said Grady fervently. 
“Not at all. If you will just wait until 
I can raid the chiefs locker, I’ll get you 
a whole case.” 




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“By golly 1” said the devil, grinning 
from ear to ear. “You sure are fine 
fellows. Sure, I’ll wait.” 

Five minutes later, with the case un- 
der one arm, in a flash of fire and brim- 
stone, he vanished. 

“Great jumping demons!” Waller 
gasped, gazing in awe at his companion. 
“How did you figure out what to do?” 
“We had tried everything but kind- 
ness,” Grady said sentimentally. “So 3 
thought I’d try that. Poor devil I No- 
body had been nice to him in centuries 
and he was so surprised he hardly knew 
what to do. Kindness,” he ended, 
“whether used on dumb animals or the 
devil, certainly pays.” 

npHUS the story ends. It is interest- 
A ing to note, however, that the 
chastened and rather frightened press, 
in reporting this matter, agreed that it 
would not be wise to mention the 
presence of the devil in Center City. 
It would not be good business. Conse- 
quently the papers reported, in broad 
headlines, that the mayor’s clean-up 
campaign was a complete success and 
that Center City was now a fit place 
to rear children. The papers also sup- 
ported the mayor’s campaign for re- 



election, which terminated satisfactori- 
ly. The crime wave in Center City, the 
papers admitted, was not the fault of 
the mayor. 

It is also interesting to note, when the 
various interested parties were fully in- 
formed of the method by which the 
devil had been induced to leave Center 
City, that a new spirit immediately ap- 
peared in the community. Whereas in 
the past lawbreakers had been most 
harshly dealt with, and honest citizens 
parking fifteen minutes overtime, had 
been sternly reproved, now the rare 
violator of the law was treated with 
such extraordinary Irindness that he 
was ashamed of himself. And if a 
citizen should park by a fire plug, the 
cop on the beat did not snarl at him, 
but moved the car himself. Kindness, 
in Center City, is being worked over- 
time, and even those ex-boy scouts on 
the police force, Sergeant Buck, Grady, 
and Waller — the last two receiving pro- 
motions as a result of their part in the 
affair of the devil — are now known for 
their courtesy and helpfulness. By those 
who knew them in the sad old days of 
sin, this is regarded as a modern 
miracle. 

THE END 




(Continued from page 6) 

YKJ E think, or rather we know, the author who 
* ' has made the greatest impression on you all 
at rare intervals with his delightful and unusual 
short stories, is Robert Bloch, the sage of Mil- 
waukee. Well, we have him once more, in this 
issue, with a real rib-tickler. It’s “Time Wounds 
All Heels”. The title alone will give you a slight 
idea of what’s in store for you. 

/^\NCE upon a time we ran two stories in an 
^ issue by Nelson S. Bond. Heresy, said other 
authors. Usually editor* conceal such perfidy 
under a pen-name, which supposedly, makes it 
all right. But what’s wrong, say we, with run- 
ning two stories in an issue by one writer? If a 
writer can occasionally turn out two masterpieces 



in one month, who are we to hide it under a 
smoke screen? So that’s why you’ll find Don 
Wilcox with us twice this month. “Bull Moose 
Of Babylon” is a story that reminds us of A. 
Merritt’s “The Ship Of Ishtar”, perhaps because 
it is so different. But it has a new, sweeping 
flavor to it that strikes us just as Merritt’s famous 
tale did the first time we read it. And we 
predict that many of you will read this fantastic 
tale of Babylon over in years to come, and de- 
light in it again. 

'T'ALK about characters! Here’s Oscar, the 
* little Martian detective returning I James Nor- 
man, now reaching fame as a novelist with his 
“Murder, Chop Chop”, has given us another one 
about the little fellow. And in it, the nasty 
Japs get what’s coining to ’em, bless his little 
Martian science! Incidentally, the idea behind 
this story is based on truth itself, and scientifically, 
it would be entirely possible to change the cli- 
mate of our country in just such a manner as 
Oscar so adroitly foils. 





THE EDITOR’S NOTEBOOK 



69 



DUT enough of the contents of this issue. We’ll 
. leave a few of the many other treats to your 
own discovery. Just browse through this giant 
issue and enjoy it. We’ve made sure that there’s 
not a story in it that won't ring bells all over the 
place. My, how we like to brag — but my how 
proud we are of this issue; and can you. blame 
us? 

AFTER a long time, we finally present to you 
^ Mr. Virgil Finlay, with not one, but two 
illustrations in this issue. And you can bet he'll 
be back with us regularly from now on. In 
fact, he’s got a standing order to create lovely 
drawings, even if we have no story in mind. Our 
authors have taken to our cover-inspiration policy 
so well that they have suggested interior illus- 
trations will serve the same purpose. We’ve 
already done it once — in the case of Magarian, 
who sold us one of his “samples”. The final 
result was a story called “Mademoiselle Butter- 
fly” which you’ll be seeing in these pages next 
month. 

D IGHT about here it seems appropriate that 
we announce the impending birth of a new 
member of the Ziff-Davis pulp magazine family. 
It is Mammoth Detective, planned to lead the de- 
tective field just as Amazing Stories and Fantastic 
Adventures lead the science fiction and fantasy 
fields respectively. Which ought to be enough for 
you among our readers who also enjoy good de- 
tective fiction. Watch for the date of its ap- 
pearance. You won’t want to miss it. 

p ECENTLY we visited New York. Editorially, 
it was a fine trip, because we met such 
authors as David V. Reed, John Broome, Eando 
Binder, Alfred Bester, Arthur T. Harris, and 
many others. And the result will be many fine 
stories for you readers. It seems even on a vaca- 
tion, we can’t resist digging up good things for 
you. 

However, we have a personal grudge against 
those two screwball authors, William P. McGivem 
and David Wright O’Brien. Hearing that we were 
leaving for the big city, they saw us off. Skip- 
ping the details, which included singing a lusty 
trio about the sidewalks of a certain city, in a 
crowded railroad station, we finally regained con- 
sciousness to discover that the interval between 
Chicago and Cleveland was a blank. We, upon 
our honor, hereby promise that someday, some- 
how, we will pour those two very good authors 
onto a train to some ungodly place far from no- 
where, and chuckle with glee over their plight 
when they awoke. 

A FEW personal bits about Nerw York and 
those authors: David V. Reed recently sold 
us a novel (of which you’ll certainly hear more 
in the near future) and promptly bought a new 
radio and record player. A very grand affair, to be 



sure, and knowing your editor’s liking for music, he 
had many of our favorite recordings ready, and 
we certainly enjoyed them. But his pretty wife 
confided that she wanted a new rug for the 
living room floor. Which probably means Dave 
will be writing at least a long novelet for us 
soon. 

However, we saw a model of a U. S. destroyer 
which Reed made, and considering the writing 
time he spent on it, its value is around $400.00. 
He advised us to get a hobby for ourselves. Well, 
we have one. A big issue like this is plenty hobby 
for us! 

JULIUS SCHWARTZ, author and agent, can- 
not take it. Champagne i^ his nemesis. Your 
editor saw him put to bed long before the New 
Year rang its lusty and portentious way in. In- 
cidentally, Julius is responsible for those fine 
stories by such authors as Wellman, Bester, Ayre, 
Feam, Cross, Broome, etc., etc. It is his guidance 
that results in many of the treats we present to 
you. 

'T'HE Nelson S. Bonds are celebrating the ar- 
-*• rival of an heir. A howling success of a son, 
who will one day become a faithful Fantastic 
Adventures reader, promises his dad. And the 
little fellow arrived as the New Year was only 
35 minutes old! 

TTOW did we manage to neglect mentioning 
that there were two new authors in this 
issue? Besides Harold Lawlor, we have Gerald 
Vance, with, an odd little story about a schizo- 
phrenic — a person with two separate and distinct 
egos. We think you’ll like Mr. Vance, and we 
hope he’ll be back again in the future. 

TT. w. McCAULEY has just finished a new 

■*- Mac Girl painting which strikes us as one 
of the finest he’s ever done. For you readers 
who have wanted a real “class” cover, this is if. 
It has an elegance that none of his other paintings 
have had, and the Mac Girl — boy-oh-boy! No 
need to say any more about her. 

Incidentally, why don’t you write Mac a letter 
and give him some suggestions on what the Mac 
Girl ought to do next? He’d welcome your 
ideas, we’re sure. We’ll pass on any letters you 
address to him, care of this magazine. 

D IGHT at the present moment we can’t think 
^ of any suitable fantastic dimension to which 
we could transfer the island of Japan. It would 
be a dirty trick on said dimension if it happened 
to be inhabited by decent folks! 

CO with that, we’ll close our notebook for this 
^ month. Keep ’em flying, thumbs up, remem- 
ber Pearl Harbor, and keep your shirts on, Hitler 
and Mussolini — we’H get to you in due time! 

RAP 




Buff Moose of 



1>U 2 X? 



The time- transfer machine deposited them 
on a Babylonian battlefield 2500 years ago 



FELT trouble in my bones when I flew to Denver in answer to 
Colonel Jason Milholland’s wire. His mention of a time-transfer 
device should have been warning enough. But I plunged, like 
a fool, and came up gasping for air in a sand-blown battlefield just 
twenty-five hundred years before my time. 

Ten minutes after I had convinced Milholland that my improved 
vocoder would analyze animal voices, modern or ancient— -ten seconds 




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after I had nodded my agreement to 
his outrageous proposition, I was biffed 
across the head by an ancient Persian 
soldier. 

That’s how quick it happened. 

One moment I was standing on the 
Colonel’s roof porch surrounded by the 
glories of the Rockies; then the big red 
cylinder swished down out of nowhere, 
like a series of neon hoops, to enclose 
me, and the next instant I was skidding 
down a sandy incline that wasn’t a golf 
hazard, and the desert dust and battle 
din was all around me. I hugged my 
precious black case and slid for the bot- 
tom of the ravine. 

That was when the wild-eyed soldier, 
dashed past me, flashing and steaming 
in his metal armor, and whammed me 
—accidentally, but none the less po- 
tently — across the head with the handle 
of his spear. 

“Wa-ha-kik-log!” he was yelling, 
and he must have been brass inside as 
well as out. He didn’t stop to notice 
me. He was charging into the fray, 
along with a few thousand other mad 
men. 

“Wa-ha-kik-log 1” 

Such voices 1 If Colonel Milholland 
wanted a complete collection of the bel- 
lows of beasts, he should have had 
these. 

But there was no time to operate my 
vocoder amid this chaos. My first duty 
to mankind was to avoid being tramped 
to death. Already my new hunting 
togs were being torn to shreds. I rolled 
into a knot and hugged the hot sand 
and let the stampede hurdle past. But 



“The breeding season begins in Septem- 
ber, and mating goes on through the fall. 
At this season the bulls lose their natural 
timidity, become savage, and will readily 
attack any animal or even man, if their 
rage is aroused.” — From the New Inter- 
national Encyclopedia description of the 
moose . — “Bull Moose of Babylon 



some clumsy heavyweight came pound- 
ing along, dragging his feet, and kicked 
the daylights out of me. 

When I came to, after hours of black- 
out, I was not in a downy hospital bed, 
and no kindly doctor was bending over 
me. My first impression was that my 
scalp had been carved in strips, that I 
had been hung on a hook by a segment 
of hide just above my right ear, that 
someone was striking the hook with a 
maul at regular intervals. 

This impression underwent a slight 
modification as consciousness came 
clearer. I was actually walking on my 
two feet, along with some five hundred 
other ragged and battered prisoners of 
war, and my scalp was cut, not with 
any geometric precision, but rather in 
the style that a blind man with a meat 
cleaver might achieve. 

I was still hanging onto the little 
black case, however. And I managed 
to cling to it through the unprintable 
year and a half that followed. 

/^\F THOSE hectic eighteen months 
of imprisonment and slavery all I 
need say is that I gradually became ac- 
customed to my fate. I had no power 
to take myself back to the twentieth 
century. Evidently Colonel Milholland 
had lost his power to bring me back. I 
was stuck. 

During that year and a half I had 
learned a lot of ancient language, but 
I detested having to use it. My roots 
were in the twentieth century. I 
couldn’t reconcile myself to starting life 
over — in an age that was past and gone. 

Then one day, while on the block 
with seventy other bedraggled assorted 
prisoners waiting to be sold, I noticed 
that one of my fellow unfortunates was 
eyeing me curiously. We fell into 
casual conversation, as casual as pos- 
sible against the auctioneer’s insulting 
blather about our respective worths in 




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shekels. 

“My name is Slaf-Carch,” said the 
man, smiling toothlessly through his 
steel wool whiskers. His voice was 
resonant. “I have seen members of 
your race before. You are from a for- 
eign land.’' 

“And a foreign time,” I said, not ex- 
pecting him to make anything of it. 

His twinkling eyes fairly snapped at 
me. “You are the third,” he said, “who 
has made that claim.” 

“The third what V* 

“The third invader from a foreign 
land and time. > You have the same deli- 
cate dialect as the other two. That is 
what caught my attention. Do you 
have a foreign name?” 

“My name is Hal Norton,” I said. 
“Where are these other two you speak 
of?” Suspicions whipped through my 
mind. Had Colonel Milholland sent 
other twentieth-century envoys back to 
this age? I remembered having tried 
to probe Milholland on this, but he 
had evaded me. 

“One was killed under the wheel of 
an Assyrian chariot,” said Slaf-Carch, 
stroking his bronzed bald head reminis- 
cently. “The other is still my slave.” 

“ Your slave?” This struck me as be- 
ing more than curious, since Slaf-Carch 
himself was at this moment being sold 
as a slave. Undoubtedly this grizzly- 
s whiskered man 'had seen better days, 
before some captor had knocked his 
teeth out. 

The same nomad prince who bought 
Slaf-Carch began bidding on me, and 
an hour later, bought and paid for, we 
were tramping along the rugged foot- 
hills of the Fertile Crescent. 

“You spoke of a slave with a dialect 
similar to mine,” I resumed, trudging 
along beside Slaf-Carch. “What was 
his name?” 

“Her name,” Slaf-Carch corrected, 
“and a very odd name it is: Betty” 



There wasn’t breath enough in me to 
comment. I needed to sit down and 
think this matter over, but the nomad 
prince and his guards had other ideas. 
We hiked on through the evening heat. 

Obviously I wasn’t the only victim of 
Milholland’s time-trap. He had em- 
ployed two other innocents in the 
service of his hare-brained hobby — one 
of them a girl. What price the voices 
of ancient animals I 

“Does your Betty carry a black case 
like this?” I asked, indicating the voco- 
der. 

Slaf-Carch knew nothing of any 
magic boxes. He probably would have 
been too superstitious to investigate, 
anyway. But he gave me other bits of 
information, enough to prove my as- 
sumptions. Both of my predecessors 
had demonstrated a strange interest in 
animals — an interest that had soon 
waned. 

npHAT night, long after the other 
A slaves were asleep, Slaf-Carch and 
I were still talking. The red glow from 
the low fires gave his face intense 
lines. “I am eager to get back. If 
these nomads take us farther south, 
they shall lose us. We will escape.” 

“Where does this slave, Betty, live?” 
I asked. 

“At my mansion, in a village beyond 
Babylon, where I should be fulfilling 
my duties as the patesi,” he said. “By 
this time, many business matters will 
have gone undone. As for Betty, this 
autumn I must give her separate quar-* 
ters along with my older women slaves 
so she can begin bearing slave chil- 
dren.” 

“Just a minute, pal,” I blurted in 
English, then caught myself. In 
Babylonian I said pointedly, ffI Take my 
word for it, if Betty came from my land 
you can cancel that plan.” 

“You do not know our ways, Hal,” 




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he replied. “Betty has seen more of 
Babylon than you.” 

I didn’t deny this. But it was as un- 
comfortable to swallow as a baseball. 
This girl might have had the hard luck 
to be stranded here and forced into the 
Babylonian slave system. But that 
didn’t mean she would desert all her 
own twentieth-century ideals and senti- 
ments. If she had the good American 
spunk to fight this ancient balderdash, 
I would fight with her; if she didn’t, I 
hoped I would never meet her — in spite 
of being starved for some twentieth- 
century conversation. 

SJaf-Carch sketched a picture in the 
sand to show me how beautiful Betty 
was. I couldn’t make anything out of 
it, but the fire in his eyes conveyed a 
strong impression. 

“Let her go her own way,” I said 
shortly. “I’ll go mine.” 

Slaf-Carch wanted to know what my 
way was. What, did I do back home, 
and what did I expect to do here? 

His questions stirred me to the 
depths. It was the first time any fel- 
low-slave had talked in terms of pur- 
poses. I answered proudly that I, too, 
was a man of vast importance in my 
own land and time, and had no doubt 
been sorely missed. I had planned to 
help analyze radio voices, using my 
vocoder — a matter which he wouldn’t 
understand — when my sudden time- 
transfer set my life back. No doubt my 
own civilization had simply marked 
time since my absence. 

I snapped on a vocoder switch while 
we talked, thinking to demonstrate how 
easily I could break Slaf-Carch’s voice 
into its separate parts — pitch, reso- 
nance, volume, and consonant qualities. 
But in deference to his superstitions I 
snapped the thing off without showing 
him the results. 

Meanwhile, the old grizzle-beard 
speculated futilely upon my chances to 



return to my native country. 

“If we can break free and reach 
Babylon, then I may be able to help you 
back to your land and time,” he offered 
hopefully. “I have wealth. My 
nephew, Jipfur, is also quite rich.” 

I shook my head, tried to explain. 
But the time element was a stumbler for 
him. He looked blankly and fell to 
drawing another sand sketch of his 
Betty. 



JJTOWEVER, these thoughts were no 
passing fancies with him. He per- 
sisted in digging into my history. I told 
him of my agreement to make a study 
of the voices of ancient animals; my 
arrival in the midst of battle; the stam- 
pede of Persian infantry, my months 
of slavery, my fights to hold on to my 
magic box — which was left to me only 
because its black color threw a super- 
stitious scare into my captors. Those 
things he could understand much bet- 
ter than my burning desire for a bath, 
a shave, some Palm Beach clothes, a 
quarter ton of Neapolitan ice cream, 
and, most of all, a sudden lift back into 
my own century. 

“Your trouble,” he counselled, “is 
that you are refusing to accept your 
real situation.” 

“I don’t want to accept it!” I said 
so loudly that one of the guards snapped 
his fingers at me. “I want to get out of 
it.” 



“Never hope to be lifted bodily out of 
trouble,” Slaf-Carch said. “Things 
don’t happen that way. I know. And 
I am much older than you.” 

I was tempted to challenge this state- 
ment, but he continued: 

“Dig your hands into the soil of the 
hour, wherever you are, and claw 
through your own troubles.” 

“No more philosophy, please,” I pro- 
tested. “I’ve been on a diet of it for 
eighteen months. If you could offer me 




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a candy bar — ” 

“Take the lion by the mane,” he said 
sagely. "If your task is studying ani- 
mals — ” 

“No animals, please,” I said. “I’ve 
lost ninety-eight percent of my respect 
for the man who set me on that wild 
goose chase — or rather, moose chase.” 

“Then you must find other pastimes. 
The slaves are treated decently enough 
in this valley. They have a few hours 
each day to themselves. Besides, they 
need something to think about while 
they lift water at the shaditf. Some- 
thing besides revolt." 

“What do you think about while you 
are a slave?” I asked. 

“Betty,” he replied, none too stoi- 
cally. 

CHAPTER II 

/'NNE night two weeks later we were 
v attacked by a band of cavalrymen, 

"Babylonians!” Slaf-Carch hissed in 
my ear. “Our chance!” 

We slaves fled back into the darkness, 
out of reach of the swords and ares. 
When the fight grew hot we dodged into 
the leaping shadows and did our bit 
throwing stones. I'll never forget the 
smell of that desert dawn, nor the sight 
of flashing knives and falling beads. 
Sunlight showed our camp a shambles. 

The Babylonian cavalrymen won the 
fray, in the end, so we slaves were in 
fair enough luck. If the nomads had 
won they’d have cut us to bits for help- 
ing the attackers. As matters had 
fumed, we had earned a reward — the 
right to be slaves for the Babylonians. 

Of course, those among us who were 
Babylonians and not foreigners were 
in double luck, for they were free. 

But no one was so lucky as Slaf- 
Carch. By a rare chance, this war 
party had been sent out by bis own 
nephew, the rich young palesi of Baby- 



lon — Jipfur. 

We traveled all night, and those of us 
on foot were near exhaustion by dawn. 
Then patches of reflected sunlight ap- 
peared on the distant desert horizon to 
quicken our pace. Those sharp little 
rettangles grew before our eyes during 
the hours of travel that followed. For 
they were the buildings of Babylon, 
their glazed tile walls gleaming like mir- 
rors. 

The glorious Babylon of Nebuchad- 
nezzar 1 What a thrill for a wanderer 
from the machine-age! Speaking of 
machines, I craved one as never before 
— preferably a motorcar or an airplane. 
My legs threatened to fold up with 
every step. 

That afternoon summer clouds floated 
over the city, reducing Babylon’s glar- 
ing colors to pastel blues, yellows, lav- 
enders. The city walls spread wide 
along the Euphrates, the palaces reared 
high, and a great multi-storied liggurat 
towered into the clouds. No twentieth 
century skyline was ever more breath- 
taking. As a matter of fact, only the 
tallest of New-World skyscrapers rose 
— or would rise, twenty-five hundred 
years hence— to a greater height than 
this magnificent ziggurat. 

It was twilight when we at last 
neared the city’s gates. Jipfur, the 
nephew of Slaf-Carch, rode out to join 
us, accompanied by two armored cav- 
alrymen. 

“Noble Slaf-Carch, the patesi of Bar- 
bel, the brother of my mother, you have 
returned from the dead!” 

The meeting was replete with formal 
greetings — it was plain to see that Jip- 
fur relished the dignified formalities to 
which his wealth and importance en- 
titled him — but under the surface of 
conventional manners, Slaf-Carch’s 
deep gratitude showed, through glisten- 
ing eyes. No matter if his rescue had 
been coincidental; he was no less grate- 




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ful for having been miraculously saved. 

J IPFUR made the most of it. He rode 
back at the head of the procession, 
boasting that he had sent his cavalry- 
men against the nomads on a hunch 
that it would please the gods. 

We entered the gates of Babylon. 
The street crowds joined pur proces- 
sion, shouted praises to Jipfur. 

“Again Jipfur has won against the 
nomads!” 

“Jipfur has brought back the patesi 
of Borbel!” 

Jipfur smiled jubilantly, holding his 
pudgy head high, blinking his eyes 
wisely, nodding ever so slightly toward 
the wealthier merchants and their 
wives. 

Slaf-Carch was too happy to mind 
these egotistical antics. He was wear- 
ing a robe over his rags, now, and rid- 
ing a cavalryman’s horse. He waved 
at the throngs and shouted jovially at 
old acquaintances. The warmth of this 
reception made me proud I knew him, 
even if he was a superstitious old coot. 

“Yes, I was becoming entangled in 
Babylonian alliances in spite of myself. 

Eventually this night’s celebration 
ended, and I was glad. All the wonders 
of Babylon, including my first torch- 
light glimpse of the famous Hanging 
Gardens and the “Tower-of-Babel” 
ziggurat, could not impress me, on this 
tired night, half so much as Slaf-Carch’s 
hospitality. 

Once we reached his palace, at the 
small suburb of Borbel, and once I had 
shaved and bathed and feasted, I laid 
myself away in a comfortable bed for 
an indefinite season of sleeping. For 
Slaf-Carch had commanded that I was 
to be his special guest until my strength 
returned. 

And so, after more than eighteen 
months of hardships, I turned a corner 
— and it proved to be a swift turn in 



more ways than one. 

I lay in bed two mornings later, de- 
bating whether I felt equal to the task 
of rising and dressing, and had just 
given up the struggle and let my eyes 
fall closed, when I heard someone ap- 
proaching my room. 

Then X was half aware that a ser- 
vant-girl entered. I saw her through 
my eyelids, I suppose, for I was too 
groggy from sleep to raise my head and 
wmk at her — or order her out, as you 
might have done. Still, I knew that 
there was something unusual about her 
— something disturbingly strange — 

She placed some fresh clothing on 
the foot of my bed, drew a curtain back 
from the window to admit the fresh 
yellow sunshine, picked up the empty 
water vase from my table. For a mo- 
ment she looked down at me curi- 
ously — 

I don’t know whether my half-closed 
eyelids fluttered, but my pulse did. It 
struck me like a bolt of lightning: This 
girl was a blonde. 

Nowhere in all these months had 1 
seen a single light-haired person, male 
or female, before this moment. The 
Fertile Crescent just didn’t have ’em. 
Maybe the soil wasn’t right, or the sun 
was too hot. In a land of sand-blown 
brunettes, here was an off-color female 
whose beautiful face, blue eyes, and 
yellow braids — not to mention breath- 
taking curves— were calculated to make 
kings hurl armies at each other. 

She was not only beautiful; her clean- 
liness and her make-up — though the 
latter was too cunningly achieved to be 
noticeable — were twenty-five centuries 
ahead of these times. 

CHE tiptoed toward the door with the 
water vase, being careful not to 
waken me. But my eyes were wide 
open now, and I called to her in Eng- 
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blast: “Hey, there, you’re Betty, aren’t 
you?” 

The water vase crashed to the floor 
— I couldn’t understand why. I hadn’t 
meant to knock her off the Christmas 
tree, but she whirled on me with a show 
of anger. 

“Why do you scare me to death, you 
snail, you worm!” she blazed in Baby- 
lonian, marching over to my bed, shak- 
ing a scornful finger at me. “Are you 
some kind of earthquake, that roars and 
knocks vases out of people’s hands?” 

“Wait a minute. I — ” Again I 

started to speak in English, but her 
rapid-fire Babylonian threw me for a 
loss. The language was rich in pro- 
fanity. She called down the wrath of 
Shamash on me, and threw in the ill- 
will of Marduk and Ishtar for good 
measure. I pulled the covers up around 
my ears. 

By that time other servants and pal- 
ace attendants were coming down the 
corridor to see what had caused the 
crash. To my surprise, the girl bent 
close to me and snapped, in a warning 
tone: 

“I’ll talk with you later — in English." 

The broken pottery was swept up, 
though it couldn’t possibly be patched 
up, no more than could my peace of 
mind. Not that either had any value 
in this palace. Vases might be broken, 
slaves might be suspicious of Betty — 
or jealous; but the startling point of the 
incident was that Slaf-Carch himself 
came in and cleaned up the mess. 

Yes, he insisted on doing it, so that 
I, his guest, wouldn’t be disturbed by 
chattering slaves. But Slaf-Carch’s 
real reason, I saw plainly, was to per- 
form a favor for Betty. He smiled at 
her, toothlessly, without the slightest 
air of superiority, notwithstanding the 
fact that he was the owner of this pal- 
ace and ail that was in it, including 



her. Suddenly I felt resentment. 

He stopped to exchange pleasantries 
with me, too, hoping I would feast with 
him soon; then, as Betty started off 
to her work elsewhere, he walked away 
with her. 

A jealous heat-wave did spirals 
around my neck for the rest of the 
day. It was a bad feeling, for me, a 
guest, to have toward my benefactor. 
Which started me to thinking. If I 
could pay Slaf-Carch for this hospi- 
tality — if I could pull some strings so 
that I didn’t owe him anything, that 
would clear the decks considerably. 
Then. I could face him squarely, tell 
him that a fifty-year-old Babylonian 
had no business getting that way about 
a nineteen-year-old foreigner-girl. Es- 
pecially when there was a young for- 
eigner-bachelor on the scene. 

All right, that settled it. I would 
pay cash for these few days of room 
and board — 

T)UT my situation wasn’t as simple 
■^as I thought. Before I had been 
Slaf-Carch’s guest a full week, his rich 
young nephew Jipfur charioted out 
from Babylon and announced that he 
had come for me. 

“I’m very comfortable here, thank 
you,” I said. 

“According to the property laws," 
Jipfur stated in his smooth but arro- 
gant manner, “you are my rightful 
slave. You were taken from the no- 
mads by my expedition. You have 
good muscles and will be worth all of 
ninety shekels, when properly nour- 
ished and put in working trim.” 

Slaf-Carch protested, but his nephew 
stuck stubbornly to his claim, Slaf- 
Carch shrugged and said, “Then I will 
buy Hal from you at once.” 

Jipfur rudely reminded him that he 
couldn’t afford me. The ugly truth was 
that Slaf-Carch’s business had run 




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down badly during his two years of 
absence, his finances having been nom- 
inally in the hands of his nephew. 

So I was Jipfur’s property. 

“I regret,” said Slaf-Carch, placing 
his hand on my shoulder, “that I can- 
not purchase you now. But the time 
will come, and I will remember.” Then 
driving the hint of anger out of his 
resonant voice, he concluded with a 
remark characteristic of his generosity, 
“My family is so proud of Jipfur, with 
his dynamic business talents, I could' 
not think of withholding from him any 
prestige he has earned. Go, and be a 
worthy slave for him.” 

As we started toward Babylon, the 
reins were placed in my hands. I had 
just as well learn to drive a chariot 
now, Jipfur said, if I were capable. 
Kish, the slave who was Jipfur’s per- 
sonal attendant, stood beside me to 
teach me the tricks. 

Our wheels sung over the sandy 
tracks, we trotted down the palmy lane 
that led out of the suburb. Beyond the 
gates Jipfur snapped his fingers, and 
Kish, quick on the trigger, grabbed 
the reins out of my hands and stopped 
the horses. 

The cause of the sudden stop was 
the sight of three ugly partially-masked 
heads peering out of the tall cat-tails 
in the roadside marsh. I was at a loss 
to know whether they were humans 
or scarecrows, and Kish wasn’t much 
help when he whispered, “The Ser- 
pents.” 

To my surprise, Jipfur seemed to be 
on speaking terms with these ragged, 
uncouth, deformed creatures. He gave 
them a few simple orders, and they 
listened like three docile sheep. 

“Understand, I want you to keep 
apart,” Jipfur said. “There is terri- 
tory enough to keep you busy separate- 
ly. If people see you together too of- 
ten you’ll lose your charm.” 



Our chariot rolled on, and neither 
Kish nor Jipfur made any comment to 
reveal what sort of charm those for- 
lorn and sinister-looking wretches pos- 
sessed. Kish was stiffly silent, as a 
good attendant should be, and I took 
my cue from him. Jipfur, oblivious to 
us, hummed pleasantly to himself. 

VX/'E SWUNG off what was appar- 

T ently the main road, took a by- 
lane past a square of irrigated farm 
land, and stopped only when we came 
to the bank of the Euphrates river. 
Here three female slaves were operat- 
ing a shaduf, letting the pole down un- 
til the long bucket filled, then elevat- 
ing it and pouring it into the irriga- 
tion trough. 

One of the workers was Betty. 

Jipfur stepped down from the char- 
iot, walked over to them and asked 
for a drink. 

“Do you think, he is thirsty?” Kish 
asked me. 

That was a strange question, coming 
from the lips of this slim, handsome, 
well-disciplined young attendant. Its 
cynicism told me volumes. Kish’s si- 
lence in his master’s presence was the 
silence of dynamite in cold storage. But 
he was opening the way to an under- 
standing between the two of us. He 
added, “If that yellow-haired girl were 
at the top of yonder ziggurat, Jipfur 
would go there to be thirsty.” 

“Now that I think of it,” I said, “I’m 
thirsty too.” 

I chanced the wrath of my new mas- 
ter and all his gods by my bold action. 
I stepped down from the chariot, and 
before Jipfur came up from the water 
jug to give me a merciless bawling-out, 
I got in a sly word with Betty — and 
that was what really counted. 

“I’ve just been chained to Jipfur,” 
I said. “But I’ll break jail whenever 
you say — ” 




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“Here — one week from tonight,” she 
whispered, scarcely looking at me, 
“when the late moon rises.” 

Jipfur ordered me back into the char- 
iot, and after he had finished his jok- 
ing with Betty, telling her he had tried 
to buy her, but Slaf-Carch had wanted 
all of four shekels, and he knew she 
was only worth two, we drove back 
down the lane. And you can betf I 
memorized every turn in the road be- 
tween that shaduj and the gates of 
Babylon. 

CHAPTER III 

f\NE week later, an hour after mid- 
night, I slipped' out of Babylon 
and dog-trotted southward. I was a 
good hour ahead of the moon — only 
there wouldn’t be a moon tonight, or 
stars either. The blackness was broken 
only by the city’s torchlights and an 
occasional flare of lightning. 

No threatening storm could have 
kept me from my appointment. The 
past week of waiting had been like a 
year. 

Not that I hadn’t been busy every 
minute. Learning to work for Jipfur 
was no cinch. But, luckily for me, the 
tall lanky attendant, Kish, had tipped 
me off to the arrogant patesi’s pet 
peeves, and tutored me on those mat- 
ters that every young slave ought to 
know. Such as, the best way to walk 
out of the master’s palace at midnight 
without being caught. 

Thunder rumbled over my head. 
“Betty won’t be there,” I kept telling 
myself. “The storm may stop her. Or 
Slaf-Carch—” 

Up went my temperature again 1 
After all the talk I had heard the past 
week, the very thought of Slaf-Carch 
and Jipfur set me on fire with jeal- 
ousy. The rich young nephew was de- 
termined to buy Betty before fall. His 



uncle was holding out stubbornly. 

I groped along through the darkness, 
praying cynically to Marduk to keep 
me between the irrigation ditches and 
stop me before I walked into the river. 
Then a streak of lightning burned 
across the horizon, and there were the 
black poles of the shaduj right before 
me, and there was Betty waiting. Her 
braids, blowing in the breeze, were plat- 
inum under the purple flash. 

“You are here,” I said in Babylonian. 
“Did anyone come with you?” 

“No one. I didn’t dare tell anybody 
I was coming.” 

Her fluent English was music to my 
ears. Her low voice was rich and melod- 
ic, and I couldn’t help thinking what 
an interesting study it would be on the 
vocoder. 

“Sporting of you to come,” I, said. 
“It’s a queer time and place for a date, 
but if Babylonians go in for this sort 
of thing, far be it from me to — ” 

“Don’t lead me into the river, Mr. 
Norton,” she said, and her fingers cling- 
ing lightly to my arm drew me back. 

“Just call me Hal,” I said, sensing 
that I was quoting a line no doubt trite 
even in these ancient times. 

“It’s good luck to be near the Eu- 
phrates,” said Betty, “but not so good 
to fall in it.” 

We sat on the sandy bank, enshroud- 
ed by darkness. Betty repeated a 
rhythmic little Babylonian proverb 
about the Euphrates and good luck. 
There was a legend, she said, that if 
you looked upon the Euphrates a cer- 
tain number of times — the exact num- 
ber being unknown — you would not 
die as other men. You would live on, 
and your manner of life would become 
a mystery to all men. 

“Very probably,” I said. 

“You mustn’t doubt it,” Betty de- 
clared. “The Babylonians can prove it. 
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man who stands at the foot of the great 
ziggurat? He has stood there for gen- 
erations, and they say he’ll still be there 
when the ziggurat is gone. That’s be- 
cause he looked uppn the Euphrates — ” 
“The right number of times — -yes. 
Very fanciful.” 

TV/TY SLIGHTLY sarcastic interrup- 
tion caused a momentary rift. I 
couldn’t conceive of Betty’s taking any 
stock in this balderdash, even though 
some of these superstitious ancients 
might choose to believe it. 

“Curious if true,” I added, after the 
silence had become oppressive. “I’ll 
stop and talk with that funny little 
flat-headed man some day.” 

“He can’t talk — but he’s there.” 
“Can’t? Is he alive?” 

“He’s petrified — but he’s there ” 

I’m afraid I laughed rather too heart- 
ily. Betty didn’t intend any joke. With 
all the earnestness of a superstition- 
befogged Babylonian she clung to her 
fanciful story. He was there, she re- 
peated, so in a sense he was living on, 
in a manner of life that was a mystery 
to all men. 

It was my turn to fall silent. Light- 
ning flashed across the sky, raindrops 
began to spatter intermittently. 

“We’d better find shelter,” said 
Betty. 

She caught my hand and led me along 
the riverbank to an overhanging rock 
that protected us from the plopping 
drops. It was a shelter which the slaves 
often frequented, she said. I couldn’t 
see a thing until the purple lightning 
came. Then I caught sight of the shal- 
low cavern we were in, a few yards 
above the broad Euphrates. Now all 
was black again, except for a few twink- 
ling torchlights eight miles upstream — 
Babylon, asleep. 

“This river gets into your blood. 
It’s making me over. It will do the 



same for you.” 

“Not if I can help it,” I Thought. 
Aloud I said, “I’ve got no business 
here. If there’s any way to go back 
to twentieth century America — ” 

“I know how you feel. I pampered 
myself with the same sentiments for 
the first year.” 

“How long have you been here?” 

“Nearly three years.” 

“So you got trapped by the Colonel’s 
lousy line, too?” I said, at last enjoy- 
ing an opportunity to uncork my com- 
pressed bitterness. “I suppose Milhol- 
land gave you the same pep talk he 
gave me — one week of the past — or two 
at most — a thousand dollars a week — 
fame and immortality for your contri- 
bution to his celebrated collection of 
animal voices?” 

“Something like that,” said Betty re- 
flectively. 

“The guy’s a screwball.” 

“Definitely.” 

“How’d you get mixed up with him 
in the first place?” 

“He’s my uncle,” said Betty, and I 
groaned like a punctured balloon. She 
went on, unheeding, “He’s no ordinary 
screwball — he’s the grand duke of all 
screwballs. That’s why we’re stuck 
here. You don’t mind my talking about 
it?” 

“Mind? I’ve practically gone blind 
for lack of light on the subject,” I said. 

npHE rain was smashing down on the 
vast river now and our cavern 
roared and groaned with echoes of the 
violent percussions. The warm rock 
wall was at our backs. Our shoulders 
barely touched. Betty talked, and her 
voice, close to my ear, was like a magic 
whisper from far flung centuries against 
the roar of the ages. 

“I’ll begin with my father,” she said. 
“He was a great man— a genius. If 
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looked up to him. He was a student 
of Einstein, but he had his own distinct 
theories of universes interlocked 
through time. His experiments were 
highly successful up to that fateful year 
when he began to use time-transfer de- 
vices,” 

“Then your father was Professor 
Clifton Milholland, the physicist and 
inventor?” 

“Yes. Unfortunately his laboratory 
fell to my uncle, the absent-minded 
Colonel, who is so zaney about making 
a name for himself as a naturalist that 
he’d gladly send you to the sun if any 
new animal calls were to be found there. 
That’s why you came here, wasn’t it? 
What did you bring, a phonograph- 
recorder?” 

“A vocoder,” I said. “You’ve seen 
the mused, I suppose? They break a 
voice down into its simple elements, 
such as volume — tone qualities — 
pitch.” 

“I remember,” said Betty. “And 
they remake voices, too.” 

“Right. This instrument of mine is 
the latest, most compact model. I could 
take an impression of your voice; then, 
by operating the keys, I could make it 
speak my words to you in your voice 
— that is, in the same pitch-range, with 
the same overtones, the same consonant 
qualities, and so on. Your own mother 
wouldn’t know but what it was you.” 

“Remarkable,” she mused. “Have 
you used it?” 

“Not once. . . Well, I did take a 
record of Slaf-Carch’s voice— he was 
a vibrant, mellow baritone, you know 
— but I never completed the demonstra- 
tion. We were prisoners at the time, 
and he was more interested in telling 
me about a foreigner-girl named Betty.” 

Betty quickly shifted the subject 
away from dangerous ground. “I sup- 
pose Jipfur has been curious about the 
instrument?” 



“He’s never seen it,” I said. 

“Then you’ve hid it?” 

“The fact is, I got rid of it a few 
days before Jipfur claimed me.” 

“Got rid of it?” 

“Sold it — to a peddler with a mule 
cart full of secondhand junk. I needed 
a little coin to buy a present for Slaf- 
Carch in exchange for my keep. The 
peddler paid a good price. He said he 
could pan it off on some magician as 
a magic box. It looks magic enough — • 
a solid black case — heavy — ” 

“You must be a cousin, to Jack and 
the Bean Stalk, selling a valuable in- 
strument like that—” 

“No one will know how to use it. 
For that matter, I doubt if anyone will 
open it. It locks like a steel chest, 
and I forgot to throw in the key. But 
some charlatan will get his money’s 
worth.” 

“And scare money out of innocent 
peasants — you soulless creature,” said 
Betty. "“I’d like to have heard it work, 
just for the sake of old times. Did 
you give the Colonel a demonstration?” 

T WAS glad for the talk to drift back 
to America. Betty’s coming to this 
age was still a mystery to me; but I 
knew we must have many things in 
common. From the safe distance of 
twenty-five centuries we began poking 
fun at Colonel Milholland. 

“The old boy began reading the en- 
cyclopedia to me as soon as I dropped 
in for an interview,” I recounted. “He 
had a passage about a bull moose — its 
mating season, and such.”* 

“I suppose he offered to mount an 
animal for you if you, could bring one 
back from this age?” 

“Come to think of it, he did. Though 
it was his own wall-space he pointed 
toward. He suggested a bull moose 
with wide antlers. Don’t tell me he 
♦See footnote page 72. — Ed. 




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expected you to bring back some big 
game?” 

“You haven’t seen me out gunning 
for moose, have you?” she laughed. 

“If anything, vice versa.” 

“Meaning what?” she asked. 

“Meaning that there’s a certain bull 
moose by the name of Jipfur who dwells 
in a forest called Babylon. If you re- 
member, that encyclopedic article said 
that in the fall the mating season — ” 

“I suggest we change the subject,” 
said Betty shortly. 

“Very well,” I said. “But I’m still 
in the dark as to why you came here.” 

“In search of my family,” said Betty, 
a pained note in her voice. 

She told me the whole story. 

Her father had insisted on being the 
first to try his own invention. She and 
her brother were on the roof porch 
with him, at their Rocky Mountain lab- 
oratory, and preparations were almost 
complete. There were keys provided 
for any of a hundred different time 
jumps. 

Suddenly Colonel Milholland came 
out to join them, and in his blundering 
absent-minded way he dropped a book 
on the keys. 

“Father had warned that the ma- 
chine would cut clean,” Betty said. 
“The instant the book struck the keys, 
the big magic hoops swished down from 
overhead and caught my father just 
as he was crossing the transfer zone. 
His head was sliced instantly.” 

The girls’ voice became a tense whis- 
per. 

“At once he was gone — all except 
the tell-tale evidence of the deadly 
stroke. His left leg had been sliced 
diagonally below the knee. The se- 
vered part lay there, not bleeding. And 
with it — ” 

“A part of the head?” 

“Yes. A left section of the forehead, 
with most of the left eyeball, the left 



cheekbone, part of the nose, mouth, 
chin — ” 

“But the rest of his body?” 

“Gone — through time— to one of the 
hundred distant ages.” 

pTER whisper ceased, and there was 
only the solid, soothing roar of 
downpouring rain. 

“Couldn’t you recover the body?” I 
asked. 

“Not a gambler’s chance,” said Betty 
with a sigh. Her voice was strong and 
firm, now, for she had long reconciled 
herself to the tragedy. “You see, the 
instant it happened, the Colonel, seeing 
what he had done, jerked the book off 
the keys. Which ones he had struck 
we’ll never know.” 

“No dust marks?” 

“We applied the miscroscope with- 
out much luck. Finally our best guess 
was that he had shot backward about 
twenty-five centuries, which may have 
been a few hundred years long, or short. 
Anyhow, when the Colonel, months 
later, decided to use the time machine 
for his hobby, my brother agreed to 
make the passage if the Colonel would 
send him back twenty-five hundred 
years.” 

“Then your brother did come here?” 
“Yes — but he accomplished nothing. 
If father’s body came to this age it was 
either devoured by lions, or buried. No 
clue was ever found. That was the 
end of that. For a time my brother 
squandered his days in nature study, 
but soon he realized that he had come 
on a one-way time-ride, so he cast his 
lot with the patesi who took him in — 
good old Slaf-Carch.” 

“Good old Slaf-Carch,” I echoed. 
“When my brother failed to return,” 
Betty continued, “I suspected that the 
Colonel wasn’t operating the time ma- 
chine correctly for return trips. I 
wanted him to call in some scientists, 




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but he was too conceited. Besides, we 
had all of my father’s instructions in 
black and white. So we pondered over 
them, but they were too deep for me. 
I had to admit that the Colonel seemed 
to be on the right track, as far as I 
could tell.” 

“Then you signed up for a one-way 
ride, I suppose?” 

“Yes. My brother had made me 
promise not to follow him, but I was 
desperate, with him and Dad both gone. 
If they had been swallowed up in thin 
air, I might as well know the worst.” 

That was Betty — as nervy as they 
come. She was strong and adventurous. 
A girl had to be, to come through the 
crises she’d faced. A man looks at a 
beautiful girl and tells himself there’s 
his prize and the campaign’s as good as 
won. But Betty Milholland — well, 
maybe the man had better think twice, 
whether his name is Slaf-Carch, or Jip- 
fur — or Hal Norton. 

r T“'HOSE were my thoughts as she 
went on with her story. She had 
reached this age, she said, just in time 
to talk with her brother before his 
death. A chariot wheel had cut him 
down. He had been in Slaf-Carch’s 
service. A band of Assyrian cutthroats 
had made a surprise attack on Borbel, 
and the suburb had suffered several 
casualties. 

Betty felt no bitterness toward Slaf- 
Carch. She was proud that her brother 
had raillied to the town’s defense, and 
proud that Slaf-Carch had later led a 
retaliatory expedition — though this lat- 
ter effort had been ill-fated, having led 
to Slaf-Carch’s own capture and even- 
tual enslavement. 

“There,” said Betty, darting out of 
her seriousness, I’ve given you so much 
personal data you’ll feel like a personal 
credit corporation. Do I get the loan, 
or don’t I?” 



“I think we can arrange a mortgage, 
Miss Milholland,” I said, “On your 
estimated value of — er — what did Jip- 
fur say you were worth?” 

Her joking mood stopped short at the 
mention of Jipfur. She had heard 
rumors, she said bitterly, that she 
wasn’t supposed to hear. Jipfur had 
offered Slaf-Carch a hundred and 
twenty shekels for her. However, she 
had been secretly informed ’that Claf- 
Carch would never sell her. With that 
assurance, she had determined to ac- 
cept her lot as a Babylonian slave. 

The rain was over. The clouds 
opened and a streak of hazy moonlight 
sifted down on the river. Two wet, 
ragged creatures came up the river 
path, black against the graying sky. 

As they came closer, I guessed them 
to be two of the three “Serpents” I 
had seen a week before. They entered 
the cavern and melted into the black- 
ness of the wall opposite us. 

I do not know whether they could see 
us. They talked in hushed tones, then 
fell silent. 

“It’s nearly dawn,” Betty whispered. 
“I must get back.” 

“I’ve been living for the past eighteen 
months for this talk with you,” I said. 
“But now that a couple ragamuffins 
have intruded on our date, how about 
making it again soon?” 

“We don’t dare risk seeing each other 
often,” said Betty, “except as we hap- 
pen to meet in the line of duty. But 
under the surface of convention we’ll 
know that we’re — friends.” 

I suggested that she might usei a 
stronger word than “friends.” After 
all, we had everything in common — 
But my delusions about falling in 
love were instantly derailed. 

“1LTAL, if were back in our own cen- 
1 tury,” Betty said, with a frank- 
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of fellow I might fall for without half 
trying. But we’d better face the facts. 
We’re stuck here — five hundred and 
fifty B. C. Whatever we’ve been 
brought up to believe is right or wrong, 
the right thing in this age is for us to 
submit to the ways of Babylonian 
slaves.” 

“You don’t mean that you’ll go 
through with all the ghastly obliga- 
tions?” 

“Hal, don’t misunderstand me. I’m 
not considering my own desires. Slaf- 
Carch is a great man among his fellow 
men. He’s wealthy, he’s honest, he’s 
respected for what he is. His slaves 
are proud to have him for a master. 
And in this civilization every female 
slave who comes into womanhood is 
proud to bear children for her master.” 
“Betty 1” The hard gasp that 
escaped my lips caused the ragged crea- 
tures who were sharing our cave to stir 
uneasily. They had been so quiet, after 
shaking off their soaked outer garments 
and settling down, that I had forgotten 
them. 

“S-s-shl” said Betty. “You’ll wake 
our chaperons.” 

“But what you were saying, Betty — 
it’s -outlandish. I can’t believe that a 
swell girl like you — ” 

“I am Slaf-Carch’s property.” Again 
her voice was low, impassionate. “I’ve 
gone through weeks of mental torture 
to bring myself to that realization. But 
I’ve come to a decision — the only de- 
cision possible in these times. You 
mustn’t shatter it, Hal. I am subject 
to the Babylonian property laws. 
Within a few days, when Slaf-Carch 
calls for me, I will come.” 

“All right,” I said finally, and my 
words came forth bitterly. “We under- 
stand each other.” 

“I know you’ll hate me, Hal, because 
you haven’t begun to live in these 
times.” 



“I’d take a train for home this min- 
ute if I could,” I said. 

“Without any farewells, no doubt.” 
Betty rose to go. 

“One question, Betty.” I must have 
stood challengingly in her path, for her 
starlit eyes searched me curiously. 

“If Jipfur buys you, as I’m sure he 
means to do — ” 

“Hal 1 Don’t say it I ” 

“Jipfur is handsome,” I said icily. 
“He’s hot-tempered and he’s masterful. 
Personally I think he’s conceited, and 
I know he’s a coward. But that’s be- 
side the point.” 

“What is the point?” 

“That there’ll be more than slave 
customs and economic arrangements in- 
volved when Jipfur buys you.” 

Betty’s face turned away from me. 
She looked anxiously at the gray streak 
spreading across the horizon, at the 
velvet shadows across the broad black 
river. 

“If he buys me, I may obey — or I 
may come to this river — ” 

She gave a little sigh, then tried to 
fling her troubled thoughts away with a 
toss of her braided tresses. She led the 
way out of the cave, dropping some 
comical remarks about our chaperons, 
the tattered rascals who lay in a snor- 
ing heap not twenty feet from where 
we had been sitting. 

CURIOUSLY there were three of 
them now, the third one being the 
huge deformed member of the Serpent 
Trio, looking no less repulsive than a 
week before. 

“That third fellow must have been 
here already,” said Betty, “only it was 
so dark when we entered the cave we 
couldn’t see him.” 

“I hope he was asleep, considering 
all we’ve been saying,” I said. “Or 
have we been talking any Babylonian?” 
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Betty. 

We took off our sandals to wade 
through the mud holes along the lane. 
Betty was a carefree child again, chas- 
ing along beside me, laughing with glee 
as the mud squashed up through her 
toes. 

But I was weighed down with the 
heaviest mood of a lifetime. The tor- 
ment that Betty had fought through 
was now mine to fight. 

Daylight was fast approaching by 
the time we reached the crossroads. 
Each of us would have to hurry to get 
back undiscovered. But I had to have 
my final say, and it wasn’t an easy 
job. 

“Thanks for all you’ve told me, 
Betty,” I said. “There’s not much I 
can do. But I know how you feel about 
Jipfur, so count on me. I’m fighting 
on your side, and I’ll give my right arm 
rather than let Slaf-Carch sell you.” 

“Hal—” 

Whatever she meant to say evidently 
couldn’t be said in words, for she looked 
up at me with serious trusting eyes, 
caught my shoulders with her hands, 
kissed me. 

For a long moment we kissed. Then 
we parted. 

CHAPTER IV 

AT HIGH noon two days later a 
parade formed in the scanty shade 
of the park that surrounded Jipfur’s 
palace. 

Kish and I were near the front of 
the parade, resplendent in our fancy 
gold and green uniforms, riding the 
backs of a handsome team hitched to 
the first chariot. 

We were merely ornaments, of 
course, dressed to match the gold and 
green harness of the horses. But we . 
had a right to feel important, neverthe- 
less, because our chariot was occupied 



by Jipfur’s haughty sister and her two 
ladies-in-waiting. 

But Kish didn’t feel important. He 
wouldn’t have shared Jipfur’s artificial 
self-glorification if he’d been dressed in 
pure gold. He was cynical about pomp 
and ceremony anyway, and doubly so 
when instigated by Jipfur. 

“It smells like rotten figs to me,” 
Kish kept whispering to me on the sly. 
“Why should he put on all this public 
show for a man he tries to cheat in 
private?” 

Jipfur led the parade, needless to say. 
We lumbered into action, following him 
straight through the heart of the city. 

I must admit that Jipfur had the ap- 
pearance of a man born to ride at the 
head of a parade. The pose of his some- 
what pudgy head, the bearing of his 
slightly stocky shoulders, the proud lift 
of his arms as he held the reins of his 
horse, gave him an aspect of supreme 
grandeur fully as convincing as his 
magnificent regalia. 

His costume was a mixture of the 
ceremonial uniform of a devout patesi 
and the gleaming armor of a warrior. 
He wore the priest’s tall cone-shaped 
cap, specially ornamented with a band 
of carved gold. This band blended 
effectively with his tawny forehead, be- 
stowing a golden quality upon his hand- 
some thick-set face. 

“The bull moose!” I chuckled to 
myself. Two locks of black hair 
spiralled out from under his conical cap 
like a mountain goat’s horns. If Betty 
had been here I would have pointed 
them out as antlers. 

The crowds closed in around us as we 
entered the market streets. Here and 
there a pompous merchant shouted at a 
lackey to fetch his chariot or his riding 
horse so that he could join the proces- 
sion. All manner of men joined us, 
from bankers to vagabonds. Before 
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palace, street crowds and paraders were 
all rolled into the same snowball. The 
rumor that there would be feasting at 
the end of the march did nothing to 
lessen the parade’s popularity. 

J^EYOND the king’s palace Jipfur 
called a halt and made a speech. 
In the shadow of the great ziggurat he 
made another. And when we reached 
the city’s gates, by now a crowd of 
fully five thousand, Jipfur made the 
most eloquent speech of all. He ap- 
peared completely convinced of his own 
big-heartedness in instigating this cele- 
bration. 

“Our beloved Slaf-Carch will be the 
most surprised patesi in the valley when 
we pour in upon him to do him honors,” 
Jipfur shouted grandly, and the wobble 
of his tall cone-shaped cap kept pace 
with his gesturing arms. “But Slaf- 
Carch deserves our honors. He is a 
great man and a great patriot ! ” 

Everybody cheered, and the inevi- 
table riff-raff made noises on all manner 
of cymbals and noise-beaters. 

“No one has missed Slaf-Carch more 
than I during his long absence. I do 
not refer to the fact that the care of 
all of his property burdened me with 
heavy responsibilities. I refer to that 
affection which every man holds for his 
fellow countrymen. I knew that Slaf- 
Carch was not dead. The gods told 
me so. That is why I sent out expedi- 
tion after expedition to make forays 
among the nomads — with what result? 
At last, by the grace of Marduk, acting 
through me, his faithful servant, Slaf- 
Carch has been recovered.” 

Another pandemonium of noise and 
cheering. 

“And so, fellow men,” Jipfur con- 
cluded, “let us march on to Borbel and 
surprise our esteemed patesi and patriot 
by entering his palace singing his 
praises.” 



On we marched, and thousands of 
lusty throats among us gave out with 
thundering anthems whose weird and 
freakish melodies I took to denote 
abounding joy. Even the two aristo- 
cratic ladies-in-waiting who accom- 
panied Jipfur’s sister must have been 
singing; the squeaking chariot wheels 
couldn’t have made all the shrill sounds 
from that vicinity. 

Within two miles of Borbel a pair of 
messengers raced ahead to be sure the 
way was clear. They didn’t race back. 
As we entered Borbel and approached 
Slaf-Carch ’s palace we still saw nothing 
of the messengers. 

There was a crowd of people milling 
among the glazed blue columns at the 
entrance. They must have seen us com- 
ing, but they didn’t come out to greet us. 

This was strange. We couldn’t un- 
derstand it. Our hilarious spirits suf- 
fered a mysterious chill, we slackened 
our pace, then stopped. Jipfur com- 
manded us to wait and he rode up to the 
palace entrance alone. 

For several minutes he seemed to be 
carrying on an earnest conversation 
with the group of peasants and slaves. 
Finally he rode back to us, and there 
was deep trouble in his face. He lifted 
his arms to silence the low murmur of 
voices, then addressed us in leaden 
tones. 

“Bow your heads. The gods be with 
us while I tell you the awful thing that 
has happened. This morning Slaf- 
Carch was missing* No one knew where 
he had gone. The palace was searched, 
but there was no sign that he had 
planned to depart.” 

Jipfur paused, mopped the perspira- 
tion from his golden forehead, took a 
deep breath, and continued. 

“But he has been found. Even as 
we were approaching this village, three 
of Slaf-Carch’s slaves, searching for 
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Slaf-Carch has been cruelly murdered.” 

The groan that swept over the five 
thousand paraders was like an ava- 
lanche. 

Jipfur waited for silence, then added 
a few words of dismissal to the shocked 
holiday crowd. It was all anyone could 
have done under the circumstances. 

“If there is any further word con- 
cerning the cause of this ghastly deed, 
that word will be brought to you in 
Babylon. But as we all know, Slaf- 
Carch had no enemies. This very mul- 
titude testifies to the fact that all men 
paid him honor and respect. There is 
no more that any of you can do. Re- 
turn to your homes, and when it is time 
for the burial rites we will gather at 
the Cave of Tombs.”. . . 



'T'WO days later I attended Slaf- 
Carch’s funeral. 

The parade of honor had been vast, 
but it was nothing compared to this 
gathering. Fully fifteen thousand peo- 
ple swarmed the rocky hillsides, and 
you could hear the low-whispered 
praises for the deceased all about you. 
Not the cheap and shoddy kind, like 
cheers and noise-makings of a mob 
stirred by a speech, but the deep-felt 
praises that have been earned by kind- 
ness and fair dealing. 

Kish and I stood at the service of 
Jipfur and his family of mourners dur- 
ing the ceremony. The afternoon shad- 
ows spread over us and we could see 
the thousands of faces gathered close 
around the mouth of the yellow rock 
cavern. I searched those faces until I 
spotted Betty. 4 

There were no signs of weeping in 
her strong face, but I saw that she 
could not bear to look at me. 

Many a patesi, including Jipfur, said 
words over the body. Jipfur’s egotism 
was somewhat tempered, for once; but 
I couldn't help noticing that his eyes 



were furtive as if casting about to gauge 
the dramatic effect of his stoutly uttered 
prayers and tributes. 

Everyone, of course, would remember 
the bruised and partially crushed face 
of Slaf-Carch. He had been stoned to 
death. That was all his dazed, shocked 
mourners knew; perhaps all they would 
ever know, I thought. 

After the body had been sealed in 
its prepared niche deep within the yel- 
low rock cave, a signal from a patesi 
indicated that the ceremony was at an 
end. And yet for a moment the mul- 
titude waited, motionless, as if reluctant 
to break the spell of its own silent 
tribute to Slaf-Carch. 

Suddenly a voice sounded from the 
yellow rock cave. 

“My people, I have witnessed your 
grief for me on this day.” 

It was a rich, resonant baritone voice, 
ringing strong and clear, as if amplified 
by the cavern walls. It was the voice 
of Slaf-Carch. 

Kish’s fingers dug into my arm. He 
gasped. 

“What was that?” 

pVERYONE who heard the voice 
was asking the same thing. The 
mourners turned to each other aghast. 
There was no mistaking that voice. 

The throngs too far back to know 
what had happened began to crowd 
closer. What was the meaning of all 
this gasping, these frightened faces, this 
statue-like tension? 

Suddenly the voice came again. 

“My people, you have been outraged 
by the dastardly crime committed 
against me. Then let me say to you, 
the man who murdered me is among 
you ” 

My suspicions were blow-torching in 
Betty’s direction by this time. I glared 
at her. She didn’t see me. Like a few 
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a frenzy. 

Panic-stricken persons broke out of 
their nightmarish freezes and began 
scurrying away, glancing back through 
eyes of terror. But at this moment 
Betty caught the sleeve of a patesi, 
whispered something in his ear. He 
nodded eagerly, called three other men 
of importance into the huddle, swiftly 
convinced them of something. 

Immediately one of these men began 
to call to the turbulent crowd. “Listen 
to me!” 

He mounted a rock and succeeded in 
gesturing the restless horde to peace. 

“What we have heard was the voice 
of Slaf-Carch.” 

The people glanced to the cave and 
back to the speaker. No one thought 
of disagreeing. 

“Slaf-Carch is living on,” the speaker 
continued, “in a manner that we cannot 
understand. It’s the old legend — ” 

There were rumblings of dissension. 
But once more the rich baritone voice 
vibrated through the walls of the yel- 
low rock cave. 

“I have looked upon the river — 
many, many times. . In my own way I 
shall continue to live among you. Go, 
now, and remember what I have said.” 

That was that. The speaker who had 
mounted the rock simply gestured to- 
ward the cave. Nothing more was 
needed. The people murmured with 
wonderment, telling each other that 
they had always believed that legend, 
but here, at last, was a living proof. 

At once they grew excited over the 
prospects of Slaf-Carch’s new existence. 
He had been murdered, but he was still 
living, in his own way — and he knew his 
murderer . 

The snap of fingers brought Kish and 
me to attention. 

“Return to Borbel at once,” came 
Jipfur’s brittle command. “Inform the 
palace that I shall come this evening to 



assume possession of all properties, in- 
cluding lands, slaves, and livestock.” 

CHAPTER V 



J^OBODY but a sap would walk 
around all week with a sharp tack 
in the heel of his shoe, prodding him at 
every step. But that’s practically what 
I did — only in my case the tack was in 
the heel of my brain, and the pain 
throbbed even when I was supposed to 
be sleeping. 

In other words, the steel-sharp mem- 
ory of what Betty had said she’d do 
in case she fell to Jipfur— namely, con- 
sider throwing herself into the Euphra- 
tes — was driving me wild. 

And the worst of it was, I couldn’t 
do a thing about it. I was Jipfur’s 
slave, as never before, and do you think 
he kept me on the hop? With all of 
his new business to look after, he was 
loading every competent slave to the 
limit with new responsibilities. 

A few weeks earlier, when Slaf-Carch 
was still in there pitching for me, I con- 
gratulated myself that he’d made Jipfur 
give me a white-collar job. Now I be- 
gan to envy the strong-backed lads and 
lassies who worked the shadujs for the 
irrigation streams. At least they got to 
rest while their buckets filled. 

I tried my best, but I couldn’t man- 
age to break away for a jaunt to Borbel. 
I needed a talk with Betty worse than 
I needed food or drink. What’s more, 
I was burning up for a chance to ex- 
amine the scene of Slaf-Carch’s murder 
— for, as Kish said, that deal had the 
smell of rotten figs. 

Of course Jipfur’s guards, together 
with the king’s law-enforcement agents, 
were on the job. But they failed to 
unearth any murderer. Rumor was 
that they had questioned several night 
prowlers, including the Three Serpents, 
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vestigation came to nothing. 

One afternoon Kish stopped by to 
tell me he had cleared the inner palace 
garden for a unique occasion. Several 
slaves inherited from Slaf-Carch had 
just arrived. Jipfur would interview 
them this evening and assign them to 
their places. 

“I shall be conducting the slaves to 
the inner garden as Jipfur calls for 
them/’ Kish said, lifting his eyebrow 
significantly. “If anything of interest 
comes along I’ll let you know.” 

My work suffered the rest of that 
afternoon. The only thing of impor- 
tance that I accomplished was to 
sharpen a small iron knife. 

TT WAS nearly sundown when Kish 

came scurrying past » my room to 
whistle a signal. I dropped my work 
and slipped up a narrow stairs to the 
inner garden balcony. 

I looked down on the luxurious scene 
Jipfur had chosen for his interviews. 
Long shadows from the evening sun 
painted broad stripes across the inclosed 
garden. The fountain under the open 
sky sprayed thin streams of liquid gold 
— which meant that somewhere under 
the garden promenade, where tunnels 
were hidden, slaves were carrying buck- 
ets of water to replenish the fountain 
reservoir. 

Jipfur was the picture of leisure, ly- 
ing on a red brocaded lounge, his cone- 
shaped cap pushed well back on his 
broad handsome head, his pudgy fin- 
gers idly counting the tassel strings of 
his gold and white robe. 

He was facing the fountain in the 
center of the court, and I didn’t intend 
letting him know that I was eavesdrop- 
ping from a point almost directly above 
him. 

Then came the dreaded but inevitable 
entrance. Betty was conducted into 
Jipfur’s presence. The patesi suavely 



asked her to sit down, and he dismissed 
Kish. 

A moment later Kish tiptoed along 
the balcony to join me. 

“She’s just a child,” Kish whispered. 

“Jipfur doesn’t think so,” I retorted. 

It was plain, from Jipfur’s talk, how- 
ever, that he was annoyed at her for 
coming in braids and a simple slave- 
girl dress. He had expected her to be 
adorned in something charming for this 
occasion. 

Of course Jipfur didn’t guess that she 
had applied her skillful arts of make-up 
to accentuate this juvenile effect. I 
caught this at once; but I also saw that, 
in spite of her efforts, Betty was none- 
theless breathtakingly beautiful. 

“I’ll pardon you for your appearance 
this time,” said Jipfur. “You’ve spent 
too many days in field work. After 
you get used to indoor work and learn 
a few manners you’ll be worth all of six 
shekels.” 

Jipfur laughed at his joke, but Betty 
didn’t see anything funny, and neither 
did I. I was right at the edge of the 
rail, feeling like a bomb about to drop. 
But I hadn’t realized, until Kish whis- 
pered, “Better put that away,” that I 
had drawn my iron knife from my 
pocket. 

Now our lord and master was urging 
Betty to come closer. She quietly re- 
fused, and a flame of ill-temper red- 
dened Jipfur’s face. He rose to his 
feet, began to pace before her. 

Again Kish placed a restraining hand 
on my arm. 

“I’d better take that knife,” he whis- 
pered. 

I shook my head. The scared look 
in Kish’s face didn’t deter me. I was 
too intent upon Jipfur, whose every 
word and action was shooting my eyes 
through with red. The damned bull 
moose was flaunting his authority in 
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bestial. I intended to do something. 

TJETTY kept eluding him with cun- 
ning evasions. But Jipfur was the 
master. The weight of all Babylonian 
law was back of him. He drove his ad- 
vantage with the finesse of a skilled 
executioner. 

I crouched, trembling. No matter 
that this would be the end of me. The 
thing was to make my leap true, and 
make an end of Jipfur. Betty would 
be certain to fall into safer hands. 

I glanced back of me. Kish was gone. 
That was just as well. No need for 
him to be dragged into this crime as an 
accomplice. 

Now I was barely clinging to the bal- 
cony edge, gauging the twenty-foot 
drop. Jipfur had caught Betty’s hands, 
was trying to draw her into an embrace. 
The terror in her eyes was awful to see 
— worse because it was touched with a 
hint of resignation to her inevitable fate. 

Then she caught sight of me, knew 
that I was about to jump. Instantly 
she cried out — in English I 

“Don’t do it! Don’t do it I” 

Jipfur let go one of her hands, whirl- 
ing to see whether there was an In- 
truder. Momentarily I jumped back 
out of sight. Then a booming voice 
sounded from out of nowhere — the rich 
baritone of Slaf-Carch. 

“Jipfur . . . Jipfur ... I am speak- 
ing to you.” 

The power of that voice was no less 
than it had been at the Cave of Tombs. 
I sank to my knees, still clutching the 
iron knife, and bent to the rail’s edge 
to see — 

Jipfur stood in his tracks, open- 
mouthed. Beads of perspiration showed 
at the edges of his black wavy hair. 

The voice came again. 

“Jipfur, have you everything you 
want now? Have you?” 

Jipfur, turning dizzily, stammered an 



answer. He didn’t want anything. He 
hadn’t asked for this new inheritance. 

“Have you everything you want, Jip- 
fur?” The voice repeated. 

Jipfur snarled. “Why all these ques- 
tions? Are you accusing me — ” 

“Careful, Jipfur. People may be lis- 
tening. Unless you mean to confess — ” 

“I’ve nothing to confess. Get away. 
Quit hounding me. I don’t believe in 
you.” 

“Do you believe in yourself, Jipfur? 
Who was it that shouted to the parade, 
‘Slaf-Carch is a man of great honor’? 
Have you forgotten your eloquence so 
soon?” 

“Go away! Leave me alone! ” 

“Very well. I will leave you — for a 
price.” 

“Price?” . 

“Give Betty another year of free- 
dom.” 

“Another year!” Jipfur roared. 
“That’s ridiculous. This is the jail—’’ 

“There will be another fall, Jipfur.” 

/'NUT of anguished eyes, Jipfur stared 
at Betty, as if trying to convince 
himself she hadn’t heard. But she 
nodded to him, and a faint smile of vic- 
tory touched her lips. Slowly she backed 
away from him and fled from the 
court. . . . 

Kish and I threaded our way, that 
midnight, by the light of the stars to 
the Cave of Tombs. 

Kish had heard the conversation be- 
tween Slaf-Carch’s voice and Jipfur, 
and somehow it got him worse than be- 
fore. The first time he had excused as 
a sort of mass delusion. But now he 
was convinced that Slaf-Carch couldn’t 
be dead. Nothing would do but we have 
a look in the cave of the dead to prove it. 

My own nerves, I must admit, were 
considerably joggled. This midnight 
jaunt to the Cave of Tombs wasn’t 
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would have prescribed for one in my 
chaotic state of mind. Kish, however, 
expressed wonder that I could be so 
calm and collected, and demanded to 
know whether I had some insight. I 
evaded his question. 

We began jabbing at the sealed door 
with our heavy metal tools — about 
three jabs apiece. What stopped us 
was Slaf-Carch’s voice. 

“Why dig for me? You saw my 
crushed body laid away.” 

Kish gulped hard. “I — I can’t un- 
derstand. That foolish legend — ” 

“Believe it,” said the voice. “That 
will be simplest. And now — a word to 
both of you — about Jipfur. Watch him, 
but serve him, with vision. Now go.” 

If I had had a flashlight I would 
have combed those jagged rocks and 
put my curiosity at rest then and 
there. But Kish had already bounded 
off at the word go. 

It was good to be out in the fresh 
night air again, and we moved along at 
a good pace. It was what our pent-up 
nerves needed. 

I suggested that we take advantage of 
the moonless night to swing around by 
way of Borbel. Kish was willing. He 
was an understanding cuss, no less so 
for his cynicism, and he hit the nail on 
the head when he said, “Anything to 
postpone crawling back under Jipfur’s 
thumb.” 

I pondered his remark as we hiked 
along through the blackness. Unques- 
tionably there would be an electric ten- 
sion in the air every time I entered 
Jipfur’s presence from now on, for I 
was potentially his murderer. Except 
for Betty’s outcry, and the diverting in- 
trusion of Slaf-Qarch’s mystic voice, 
I would have earned a one-way ticket 
into a fiery furnace. 

hJ'OW there was a shadowy form 
1 ahead of us, moving along the crest 



of the hillside. We overtook it, or 
rather, her, for there was just enough 
starlight to reveal — Betty! 

“I thought so,” I said accusingly. 
"Something told me you were out here 
in this midnight wilderness.” 

“I was sent back to Borbel,” said 
Betty, “but there was no use trying to 
sleep after that horrifying fracas with 
Jipfur.” 

“We’ve been at Slaf-Carchs’ grave,” 
said Kish. “He spoke to us again.” 
“Oh?” Betty seemed curious to hear 
all about it. When Kish finished, she 
commented, “Now, at least, you will be- 
lieve the legend.” 

“Personally, I’m not so dense,” I 
said skeptically. “But sooner or later, 
Betty, you’ll need a new electric bat- 
tery.” I borrowed some words from 
English to finish my sentence. 

She turned her starlit face toward me 
blankly. “I don’t know what you’re 
talking about, Hal.” 

“You’re very clever,” I said. 

“Indeed you are,” Kish added, miss- 
ing my point completely. “The way 
you defended yourself against Jip- 
fur — ” 

“Kish,” said Betty in a low earnest 
voice, “you heard Slaf-Carch’s voice, 
the same as I did? And you, Hal? . . . 
Did you catch the implication? Jipjur 
murdered Slaf-Carch. There was no 
other possible interpretation—” 

“Not so fast, Betty,” I warned. 
“Maybe that voice doesn’t know. 
Maybe it was just guessing.” 

“But that voice is Slaf-Carch — his 
spiritual self, still alive — ” 

I sputtered and gasped for air. Was 
she pulling the wool over my eyes? 
This was exasperating. 

“We’ve got to keep this confidential 
— the three of us,” she went on. “The 
danger is far greater than you think. 
The rumor is already rampant among 
the slaves that Jipfur is guilty.” 




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“What?” said Kish. “So soon? It 
was only this evening that — ” 

“I didn’t start the rumor,” said Betty. 
“But that’s exactly what Jipfur will 
think if he learns that the slaves held 
a mass meeting — ” 

“Meeting? When? Where?” 

The three of us stopped and Betty 
pointed back to the hillside trail over 
which we had come. “That’s where I’ve 
been she said. “There were hundreds 
of slaves gathered in the darkness. I 
didn’t get close enough to make myself 
known, and I left early. A group like 
that is sure to be full of spies.” 

“The Serpents were there, no doubt,” 
said Kish. “They’re Jip fur’s informa- 
tion agents and high-pressure men.” 

T>ETTY said that the meeting didn’t 
promise any action, but everyone 
agreed that Jipfur was the only man 
who stood to gain by Slaf-Carch’s mur- 
der. Everyone aired his grievances 
against Jipfur but no one could see any 
chance for a rebellion. 

“The peasants were there, too,” she 
said, “and they complained of oppres- 
sive taxes that they were frightened 
into paying — ” 

“By the Serpents,” said Kish. “Those 
peasants are so superstitious that any 
fake magician can intimidate them.” 
“All in all,” said Betty, “the people 
are in a fighting mood. It spells trouble 
ahead for a certain headstrong young 
patesi named Jipfur.” 

Kish and I escorted Betty to Borbel 
and hied ourselves on to Babylon be- 
fore daybreak. We entered the palace 
separately, hoping tq escape notice. 

I had just closed the heavy wooden 
door of my room when a knock sounded. 
A guard escorted me to Jipfur’s council 
room. 

Jipfur sat at the head of the ebony 
table between yellow candles, looking 
sleepless and worried. Three or four 



of his advisers were talking with him as 
I entered. He scowled from under his 
towsled black hair and barked at me. 

“Hal, your position as patesi ’s atten- 
dant has ended. The troubles are crop- 
ping up too fast in the complaint de- 
partment, and so — ” 

He paused for a draft of air through 
his thick lips. I stared at him, thinking 
how his thick, handsome face would 
have looked if I had plunged that knife 
in his back. 

“Since you were a protege of Slaf- 
Carch,” he said, “I hereby promote you 
to the rank of Minister. You begin work 
tomorrow.” 

CHAPTER VI 

D UMORS swept through Babylon 
V like a devastating sandstorm: 
Slaves and peasants who had been loyal 
workers for Slaf-Carch were harboring 
angry suspicions. They were holding 
secret meetings. 

This news sifted through the glazed 
hallways of Jipfur’s palace with the 
chill of an oncoming blizzard. 

Jipfur called the Serpents in for a 
session behind closed doors. The busi- 
ness end of the palace became a chaos 
of conferences — Some with bankers and 
merchants— some with military guards 
— some with alley rats. The magnifi- 
cent Jipfur was in a jam, and he reached 
out for moral support in all directions. 
He doubled his military guard. He in- 
creased his Serpent gang from three to 
six. 

Meanwhile I took over the duties of 
Minister of Complaints, a job that was 
ninety-nine percent hot water. My ap- 
pointment was a clever maneuver on 
Jipfurs’ part, aimed to quiet the com- 
plaints of Slaf-Carch’s old followers. 
For it was well known that “Hal, the 
young foreigner” had stood in good 
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But I had no panacea for the growing 
unrest. I could feel trouble coming on. 
It came — a year of it- — in a series of 
roaring avalanches. 

Jipfur spent six violent weeks reor- 
ganizing, and among other changes he 
was forced to appoint two additional 
clean-up men to take care of his own 
offices. They were needed to scoop up 
the thousands of clay tablets that he 
smashed all over the floors. Tablets 
were pulverized by the ton in his con- 
stant shifting of business deals and 
countermanding of orders. 

Jipfur, I soon realized, was on the 
ragged edge of cracking up. 

My new office, located in the business 
end of the palace, gave me an inside 
track on his affairs. He was at once 
the most interesting and the most per- 
turbing case of human explosion I ever 
witnessed. 

Back of it all was Slaf-Carch’s mys- 
terious voice. Whether it spoke to him 
daily or only at rare intervals no one 
knew. But all the wealth and power 
in Babylon can’t soothe a man If he 
thinks that the uncle he murdered is 
watching over his shoulder, waiting for 
a chance to vociferously bawl him out 
in public. 

Besides the hot coals of guilt that 
scorched the bull moose’s backbone, 
there was the stab of defeat through his 
heart — assuming he had a heart. Tem- 
porarily he had lost Betty. And I’ll 
never forget the volcano of rage that 
roared out of his office that morning 
when his aristocratic sister dropped in 
to ask him why he had postponed as- 
signing the yellow-haired slave wench, 
and then tried to kid him about it. 

“There will be another fall, Jipfur,” 
the voice of Slaf-Carch had said. 

Those words were the torch that 
lighted Jipfur ’s mind — the blowtorch 
that ignited his actions during the 
year’s seasons that followed. 



ACROSS a ten-foot patch of palace 
wall a clay calendar was built. This 
was Jipfur’s crafty device for impres- 
sing Betty with his lustful will. He 
transferred her from Borbel to this 
palace, presented her with a dainty 
brass hatchet, and commanded that she 
chop out a number from the clay calen- 
dar for every day that passed. 

The ring of the little brass hatchet 
would frequently bring Jipfur striding 
out to the calendar, smiling arrogantly 
at her, gloating that time was marching 
on. Another fall would come. 

This daily exercise became the bane 
of Betty’s existence. 

“I could sink that hatchet in his dizzy 
skull,” she confided to Kish and me. 

Kish and I breakfasted with Betty 
these days. Our threesome, wedged into 
the morning’s schedule before the big 
shots were up, was the bright spot of 
the day. Betty said it was all that kept 
her courage up. 

Nominally, her job was to manage 
the table service for Jipfur, his sister, 
and their clique of dignitaries — and to 
take care of the calendar. 

But her knowledge of diet and her 
skill at preparing unheard-of dishes 
soon won for her the enviable position 
of Supervisor of Culinary Arts. 

“You’re both coming up in the 
Babylonian world,” Kish remarked. 

“And why not?” I commented. “We 
may be foreigners, but Betty’s heart 
and soul are right here in Babylon — ” 

“No!” Betty exclaimed. “I want to 
go back homel” 

“Home?” I said, in blank surprise at 
her outburst. “Do you mean Borbel?” 

“I mean home,” she said. “My own 
land — my own times ! ” 

I stared at her in amazement. She 
suddenly gave way to tears. 

I couldn’t have been any more sur- 
prised if Slaf-Carch had whispered in 
my ears. There she sat sobbing, like a 




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child. At this moment she was a child. 



j^EITHER Kish nor I knew how to 
handle an emergency of this kind, ’ 
but Kish quickly excused himself, and 
I sort of brushed her eyes with my 
handkerchief. Then my arms were 
around her and I was kissing her. 

That moment would have cost me a 
visit to the lions’ dens if Jipfur had 
burst in on us. But he didn’t, thank 
Marduk and all the little gods! And 
so, out of that unfinished breakfast, 
came a new understanding — and for a 
short moment a new plan of action. 

“Betty, if I just had a timetable of 
the return trips, we’d get aboard the 
first train.” 

I shouldn’t have said it, for I only 
brought back the hopelessness of our 
situation more cruelly. But then and 
there Betty told me something that of- 
fered a tiny clue — not what you’d call a 
floodlight of hope, but a spark. 

The time device had appeared before 
her eyes once — possibly twice — since 
she had been stranded here. It had 
happened two years ago — she had seen 
the hoops of light flash down on a hill- 
top. And again, not so many months in 
the past, she had seen a midnight flash 
descend to the top of the Tower-of- 
Babel ziggurat that might have been — 
“The rule, you know,” she said, “was 
that the time device would seek out the 
highest points of a landscape.” 

“I’ve no doubt the thing has hopped 
all over the Fertile Crescent. But how 
we’re going to know when and where — ” 
“It’s really quite impossible,” she 
said. “I needn’t have mentioned it.” 
And with that our spark of hope 
burnt out. We scarcely mentioned the 
matter again, though Betty once 
alluded to her momentary weakness as 
a silly fear that she might get appendi- 
citis or have to have a tooth pulled — 
and she hated Babylonian doctors. But 



concerning her real fear — the growing 
terror of Jipfur — she said not a word. 

There was one thing that I knew to. 
do, and I did it. 

My new position ranked me high 
above the common slave I had once 
been, and invested me with the author- 
ity to employ personal servants. I 
handpicked a dozen men, gave them a 
clear description of the luminous time 
hoops that might come out of the sky 
— much to their bewilderment — and 
stationed them on hilltops and ziggur- 
rats to keep watch, maintaining day and 
night shifts. 

From month to month I checked up 
on them, rewarding the alert ones, dis- 
charging the indolent. At last I had a 
faithful staff who understood what was 
wanted. Years might pass, but if ever 
the time hoops began to strike in this 
vicinity, these men would break their 
necks to get word to me. 

Betty had a case of homesickness 
that was pitiful to see. Perhaps it all 
stemmed from her fear of Jipfur. Every 
new square she chopped off the calendar 
sharpened her dread of Babylon, 
quickened her hopes of going back 
“home.” 

(~XN THE day we secretly designated 
^ as Christmas she was deep in the 
blues. For three years she’d passed 
Christmas without giving it a thought — 
a natural thing, considering that the 
first Christmas was still five and a 
half centuries in the future. 

But this time nostalgia had her in its 
morbid grip, and she couldn’t free her- 
self until she resolved to do something 
about it — something to express good 
will — even to her worst enemies— in the 
old familiar Christmas spirit. 

I had a bright idea that we give gifts, 
and I went to no end of trouble to fix up 
something very special. Out of the best 
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gether I constructed a small but power- 
ful dry cell battery — one that would fit 
the vocoder. (I thought it was high 
time for the ghost of Slaf-Carch to 
break his long silence 1) Imagine my 
consternation, a week after “Christ- 
mas,” to discover that Betty had 
emptied half of the battery’s contents 
and was trying to grow a hothouse 
flower in it. 

She gave Kish and me each an ivory 
comb — really fine gifts for these times. 
She bestowed trinkets on several of her 
palace friends. But most oddly, she 
took great pains in carving a small neck 
ornament for Jipfur. From a thin sheet 
of brass she made a chain of letters 
that spelled “Bull Moose.” Of course 
only she and I knew the meaning of the 
ornament, though we tried to share the 
joke with Kish. 

From then on Jipfur always wore the 
neck piece, though ignorant of its mean- 
ing. It was comical to see him try to 
restrain his immense pride. He was so 
sure this signified a growing bond of 
love between him and his yellow-haired 
slave girl that Betty suffered weeks of 
bitter regret for her overflow of good 
will. 

Rumors began to fly. It was quite 
possible, by Babylonian law, for a girl 
to be lifted out of slavery if any free 
man cared, to marry her. Perhaps Jip- 
fur had postponed his assignment of the 
yellow-haired foreign girl last fall for 
a very special reason ! 

The more I heard of this talk the 
more anxious I was to see the red flash 
of time-hoops. 

T'HERE was just enough winter in 
A this semitropical valley for the more 
savage side of civilization to hibernate. 
But the warm winds of planting time 
soon unleashed the furies of Babylon’s 
pent-up frictions. 

A storm of distressing news swept 



into our palace. There was talk that 
Jipfur’s Borbel estate was slipping out 
of his control, that many of Slaf- 
Carch’s old slaves were getting out of 
hand. 

And there was stronger talk — whis- 
pering that Jipfur had never washed 
the bloodstains from his hands, and the 
gods were growing angry. 

Even his staunchest friends who had 
shouted his innocence from the house- 
tops admitted that he had been crim- 
inally negligent about the matter. He 
should have at least forced a conviction 
and execution upon some promising 
suspect. 

These gruesome suggestions, I am 
sure, took root in Jipfur’s imagination. 
The evidence cropped up unexpectedly 
one morning. 

It was one of those dismal mornings 
with slow rain dripping rhythmically 
along the arcade of the inner garden. 
Betty and Kish and I had agreed at 
breakfast that nothing ever happened 
on a day like this. 

What might have happened, an hour 
later, if I hadn’t chanced to walk past 
the library, will never be known. Cross- 
ing through this secluded corner of the 
palace I heard a clatter of clay tablets. 
I rushed in. Strangely there were no 
candles burning — the only light filtered 
through the closely packed shelves of 
Babylonian literature along the narrow 
windows. 

Jipfur stood squarely before the 
shelves with a sturdy shepherd’s crook 
in his hands. He was using the crook- 
end on the stacks of clay tablets, jerk- 
ing them down. A heap of them were 
broken on the floor, and out of that 
heap came a painful groan. 

“Kish!” I cried. 

Jipfur whirled on me, swung the 
shepherd’s crook at my head. I ducked. 
The thing struck the wall and more 
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Before I could catch any meaning 
out of this mad turmoil, Jipfur was 
bouncing tablets off my head and I was 
rushing him with fists. A missile cut 
me across the forehead and for an in- 
stant I thought I would join Kish and 
the rubbish heap on the floor. I sank 
for a count of three — my hand closed 
over a four pound slab of dried clay — 
my fingertips caught it Up by its fancy 
cuneiform indentations — my arm let 
it fly. 

That tablet may have been the Code 
of Hammurabi, for all I know. If it 
was, I broke the law. I broke it over 
the bull moose’s brawny elbow. He 
yowled with pain. 

“Guards! Guards!” he shrieked, 
and he waved his hands so defense- 
lessly that I stopped my. attack. 
“Guards! Guards!” 

T^ISH stopped groaning, shook off a 
quarter-ton of debris and raised 
his head. One eye was swollen shut, 
the other was wide open. 

“Yes! Call the guards!” Kish’s 
choked voice was bitter, mocking. “Call 
the guards. Tell them what happened.” 

Jipfur’s face was strange to see. It 
was a study in terror. Jipfur, the 
mighty pat'esi, the man of wealth, the 
patriot with the big voice, the leader of 
parades! He clutched the shelf with 
quivering hands, his white lips trem- 
bled. 

“I’m sick!” he hissed. 

Heavy footsteps were pounding to- 
ward us. The guards were coming on 
a run. Ota the instant Jipfur sprang 
toward a certain object near the door 
— a fresh, soft clay tablet still gleaming 
with moisture. He hurled it to the floor, 
stamped on it with his sandals to ob- 
literate the writing. 

In came a squad of guards, puffing 
and snarling, ready with battle axes. 
What was the matter? Had there been 



a fight? 

“Did someone attack you, your hon- 
or?" 

Jipfur’s eyes turned to Kish, slowly, 
calculating the delicate balance of ad- 
vantages. 

“There has been a trifling accident, 
men,” he said In an unruffled voice. 
“Help that poor fellow up.” 

Kish was nearer dead than alive as 
two of the guards led him away. But 
he distinctly echoed the word, “Acci- 
dent!” under his breath — and it was 
not a kindly echo. 

As for the bull moose, he now lapsed 
into the luxury of raving and ranting 
like a mad man. 

“I’m sick! I’m sick! Take me to 
my bed and let the gods have mercy on 
me. These crashing walls have struck 
a dreadful malady through my bones.” 

They led him away, and the whole 
palace spent the rest of the week pray- 
ing for him — at his command. 

Personally, I had no fear about his 
pulling through. His injuries amounted 
to no more than a cracked elbow and 
some bruises. There would have been 
a cracked skull if I had had more time. 
But he had taken such a quick escape 
to mock-illness that my good work had 
been cut short. 

Babylon gossip took his story at face 
value, namely that the rain had loos- 
ened the library walls and caused his 
stores of tablets to fall on himself and 
his attendant. 

But Kish had another story for Betty 
and me, as he lay bandaged, fighting 
death. 

The rain, he said, had played its part, 
but in a different way. A high pile of 
clay tablets might have killed him in- 
stantly. But the dampness stuck some 
of them and bungled the patesi’s neat 
plan. 

“I caught a glimpse of that freshly 
written document,” said Kish, referring 




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to the wet tablet that the bull moose 
had so hastily stamped out. “It bore 
my seal — Jipfur had faked it — and it 
confessed that I had murdered Slaf- 
Carch to give my dear master more 
wealth. Now the painful memory of 
the deed drove me to take my own life.” 

“Your dear master!” Betty said with 
a saccharine whine. “He’d better not 
know that you know.” 

“He knows,” said Kish weakly. “He 
has warned me that If I breathe a word 
to anyone, he’ll cut my heart out.” 

CHAPTER VII 

me a new doctor!” 

That, as the newscasts of Baby- 
lon went, was the quotation of the week. 
Friends would meet on the streets of 
Babylon and inquire about each other’s 
health, and their wives’ health, and the 
king’s health. When they got around 
to a certain wealthy young patesi’s 
health the conversation picked up in- 
terest. 

“I hear he called in three new phy- 
sicians.” 

“Three! He had all of twelve. He’s 
calling doctors from all corners of the 
land. I think he’s crazy” 

“I think he’s guilty ” 

And then the conversation would 
hush down, for it didn’t become com- 
mon people to make charges that they 
didn’t have the money to prove. 

Kish absorbed all the antiseptic that 
Betty and I could concoct, and finally 
got back on his feet. 

Jipfur, meanwhile, grew steadily 
worse. 

On the day that I led Kish in for a 
visit, the bull moose was carrying on 
like a maniac. His attendants couldn’t 
quiet him. 

“If you came in to accuse me, get 
out!” he would roar. 

“We didn’t,” said Kish mildly. “We 



came to see how you were.” 

“You can’t tell me I was in the gar- 
den that night,” the bull moose went 
on. “There was no one in that garden. 
Old Slaf-Carch stoned himself to death, 
that’s what happened.” 

The doctor tried to soothe him. “No 
one’s accusing you. Stop making wor- 
ries for yourself. Take some of these 
herbs — ” 

“Marduk strike fire through your 
herbs!” Jipfur would shout. “I don’t 
want medicine. I want the hot flames 
removed from my head.” 

The doctors couldn’t work with him. 

That day Jipfur took a strange no- 
tion that men of magic might help. He 
ordered me to ride forth and find the 
Serpents. Not the last three, for they 
knew no magic; they were nothing but 
artists at badgering and threatening. 

“Find my first two Serpents. Yes, 
and that hunch-backed Third. We’ll 
see whether their magic is good. Bring 
each of them here — by force if neces- 
sary.” 

Outside the palace I was at the mercy 
of the motley street crowds. The hard 
feelings toward Jipfur would surely be 
hurled at me. I expected to be mobbed 
and lynched. 

But my reputation ran ahead of me 
— I was the pale-faced young foreigner 
that Slaf-Carch had befriended. I must 
be left unharmed. 

T SPENT three days chariot-cruising 
through farms on the Borbel side of 
Babylonia. I picked up the trail of the 
First Serpent several times, but failed 
to find him. 

The Second Serpent walked into my 
path and I carted him back to the pal- 
ace. In all his rags and filth he pranced 
into Jipfur’s presence with an out- 
landish air of showmanship. He got 
out a bagful of magic boxes and colored 
feathers, and uncorked a rigmarole of 





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incantations to unheard of gods, chang- 
ing his facial mask with every change 
of gods. 

The more the Serpent prayed and 
pranced, the worse Jipfur felt. 

“Get out! I’ve had enough. Go 
back and hound the people. That’s all 
you fakirs are good for.” 

I stalled the fellow at the door to ask 
him a question. His magic boxes had 
reminded me of the vocoder and my 
foolishness in trading it off to a Baby- 
lonian junk man. I described the thing 
from all angles. But the Second Ser- 
pent had never seen it. 

I ran across Serpent Number Three 
in a busy market place. I recognized 
him by his enormous hunch-back; com- 
ing closer, I saw the grotesque mask of 
black-and-white circled eyes that I had 
remembered from my first glimpse of 
the trio in the marshes. Those ring- 
eyes had since become a familiar face 
to me from public meetings and parades 
that brought rich and riff-raff together. 

Serpent Number Three was en- 
grossed in a cracker-barrel discussion 
of Babylonia’s economic system when 
I interrupted him. He turned his frozen 
ring-eyes on me. I wondered whether 
he was grinning or scowling inside the 
mask. 

He came. 

“Very fancy,” he commented, as we 
drove up to the front entrance of the 
palace. “You know we Serpents al- 
ways enter through the tunnels under 
the inner court.” 

“You’re more than a Serpent today,” 
I said. “If you can tell Jipfur what’s 
wrong with him you’re more than a 
doctor.” 

As he hobbled out of my chariot I was 
amused at myself for having been so 
chatty with such a ragged creature — 
but after all, he was reasonably clean, 
and that set him apart from the other 
Serpents. 



T WATCHED him ascend the steps 

past the scowling guards. For a 
man handicapped not only with a huge 
misproportioned back but also a peg 
leg, he carried himself with a remark- 
able bearing. 

Again I mused upon my vagaries of 
sympathy, for a Serpent — indeed, it was 
admiration. However illogical, I began 
to wonder whether he might have a 
brand of magic up his sleeve that would 
shake Jipfur out of his nervous break- 
down. 

But by the time I had turned my 
chariot over to the stable slaves and en- 
tered the palace, it was all over for the 
Third Serpent. He had shot his wad, 
point-blank, and blasted Jipfur into an 
unholy rage. 

Six guards with gleaming battle axes 
marched him down to a dungeon and 
locked him up. 

I turned to Kish. “How in the name 
of Marduk did he earn a jail term?” 

“He said that Jip fur’s trouble came 
from trying to carry too big a weight,” 
said Kish. “He said the weight was 
black guilt.” 

“That Serpent is nobody’s fool,” I 
said. “I wonder what he’s up to.” 

“He’s done,” said Kish. “The big 
boss booked him for an early execution 
— on religious grounds.” 

I gave up expecting any help from 
doctors and men of magic, though I 
went on searching fruitlessly for Ser- 
pent Number One. For more reasons 
than one Jipfur was anxious to see him. 

One day I returned to the palace to 
discover that a famous Egyptian wise 
man, sojourning with the Babylonian 
king, had paid a call to Jipfur, made 
the perfect diagnosis, prescribed the 
perfect cure. 

A fanfare of trumpets called all the 
officials of the palace into assembly, and 
Jipfur himself marched before us to 
announce the great news. The room 




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grew tense with silence. Obviously the 
Egyptian wise man had struck upon 
something vital, for Jipfur was almost 
his old self again — straight, brittle, ar- 
rogant. 

“The flames that have tortured me 
are subsiding,” he said. “The gods be 
praised, I have been visited by one who 
saw through my troubles. I must break 
down a barrier which Slaf-Carch built 
before me.” 

Kish, sitting beside me at the rear of 
the room, whispered, “Here it comes I” 

“That barrier has been a trap for 
me. Some men can live in traps, but 
not Jipfur.” 

He filled his chest, tossed his head 
insolently. 

“All my life I have won everything 
I sought, I have wanted for nothing. 
In order to be myself I must never 
want for anything. To live, I must re- 
move the barrier. That is what the 
wise man from Egypt told me. I shall 
obey him.” 

Jipfur paused for a brief breathless 
moment. Then — 

“No matter what the voice of Slaf- 
Carch has said — no matter what his 
voice may say — tomorrow I shall marry 
the yellow-haired foreigner girl named 
Betty.” 

A loud and boisterous cheer thun- 
dered through the room, and dignitaries 
leaped to their feet to call for drinks 
and feasts. 

I moved involuntarily toward the 
nearest exit, but Kish caught my arm 
and whispered, “Wait. Don’t hurry 
away. You’ll be seen. Besides, I’ve 
already taken care of everything.” 

CHAPTER VIII 

“VP'OU’RE no chariot driver,” Jipfur 
snarled at me. “It’s no wonder 
you never found the First Serpent.” 

“Yes, your honor,” I said. 



“At the rate you’re going, you’ll 
never overtake her. She could outrun 
us on foot.” 

“Yes, your honor.” 

“Give me those reins. I’ll show' you 
how to drive. I’ll wager in your for- 
eign land the people travel no faster 
than the turtle crawls.” 

“Very true, your honor,” I said. 
Jipfur whipped up the horses, our 
chariot hummed along at a merry gait. 
He grumbled because Kish wasn’t able 
to attend him on this job. Only a 
cursed weakling, he growled, would let 
a few sore spots keep him off duty so 
long. 

For my part, I was quite content to 
make this wild-goose chase, as long as 
Kish would keep Betty hidden. That 
was his clever scheme — and he’d 
planted the trail so skillfully that the 
bull moose was sure he would overtake 
her somewhere beyond Borbel. 

“We’ve got to find her today,” Jipfur 
said for the twentieth time. “The peo- 
ple mustn’t know that she’s run away. 
She’d never live it down!” 

Actually, Betty hadn’t run away. At 
this moment she was hiding in the tun- 
nels below the palace. 

But that hiding place couldn’t last 
long. Slaves were continually at work 
through these tunnels, carrying water 
for the fountain reservoirs. There were 
Serpents Four, Five, and Six — Jipfur’s 
confidential men — who entered at ir- 
regular intervals by these subterranean 
passages. And there was Serpent Num- 
Three, of the hunch-back and wooden 
leg, a prisoner in an underground dun- 
geon. He occupied a dangerous vantage 
point. How much he had seen of our 
clandestine maneuvers, how much he 
would tell to the guards was another 
mountain of worry. 

“Take these reins,” Jipfur snapped. 
“I’ve got things to think about. How 
can I think when I’m driving?” 




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I took the reins and Jipfur ordered 
me to drive straight into Borbel. 

“We’ll pick up the First Serpent 
while we’re at it,” he said. “He’ll help 
us catch that runaway girl.” 

“Where will we find hirii?” 

“Right in the center of town. I can 
spot him in a street crowd as far as I 
can see.” 

As it happened, Jipfur made his boast 
good. 

We slowed up approaching a large 
crowd at the foot of the Borbel zig- 
gurat. The center of attraction was the 
First Serpent. 

He stood on the first level of the zig- 
gurat making a speech. The crowd was 
so engrossed that no one noticed our 
approach. 

“I’ve told you I want to confess 1” he 
yelled. “By the gods, I’m going to con- 
fess 1 No matter what happens to me 
— or to someone else — I’ll be glad I’ve 
confessed!” 

A hard gasp escaped Jipfur’s lips. 

“The night it happened,” the First 
Serpent continued, as his spellbound 
audience leaned forward eagerly, '“ev- 
erything was pitch-dark. We ap- 
proached the garden on foot — two of us 
• — my master and I — ” 

“Quick!” Jipfur whispered to me. 
“Swing the chariot around . . . Care- 
ful! ... Now — drive back to Babylon 
as fast as you can go!” 

We slipped out of Borbel without 
creaking a wheel. Then we flew — and 
I mean flew. And Jipfur never said a 
word about the people in my foreign 
country being slow. 

All he said was, “Help me into the 
palace, Hal. I’m sick!”. . . 

HpHAT night it was all over Babylon 
— -the biggest news story of, the 
year: A Serpent had confessed before 
all Borbel. He had described precisely 
how he and his master— no other than 



the celebrated young patesi, Jipfur— 
had murdered Slaf-Carchl And the 
minute he had finished his speech the 
civil authorities had seized him, and 
burned him in a public bonfire! 

Now the throngs were gathering out- 
side the palace of Jipfur, clamoring for 
him to appear and make his confession. 

Torchlight parades circled round and 
round. Shouting and rhythmic catcalls 
rang through the streets. 

Every life inside the palace was in 
danger. If this savage multitude turned 
to mob violence, Jipfur’s friends and 
foes alike would be trampled under foot 
or caught in racing flames. 

Jipfur’s order to his guards to “Dis- 
perse those howling idiots!” was no 
more effective than the barking of a 
dog. The guards shrugged in dismay. 
Their huge battle axes turned awk- 
wardly in their hands. Though they 
had served Jipfur and his aristocratic 
sister all their lives, this ordeal shook 
their loyalties to the roots. 

Jipfur’s sister said she would walk 
out on the steps and cry her brother’s 
innocence. Never had her queenly dig- 
nity failed to impress the masses of 
common people. 

But the proud sister advanced only 
one step outside the door, when a 
shower of clods and eggs and stones 
brought her back, wailing like a 
spanked child. 

The dignitaries put their heads to- 
gether for one of their briefest con- 
ferences on record. They watched fur- 
tively as the street crowds gathered 
material for a bonfire ; they talked busi- 
ness fast. In a moment they came up 
with their version of a bright idea. 

They crowded around Jipfur, who 
was standing back among the pillars of 
the central hallway between trembling 
attendants bearing lighted candles. 

“We’ve got it,” said one of the dig- 
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We’ll give them violence. They want 
another life to pay for Slaf-Carch. We’ll 
give them another life. We’ll give them 
your prisoner— the Third Serpent.” 
Jipfur nodded and turned to me, his 
eyes bugging with terror. 

“Bring up the Third Serpent.” He 
handed me the key. 

I knew what he meant: I should get 
a squad of guards to bring up the Ser- 
pent. But I had ideas of my own. 

T PICKED up a lighted candlestick 
and skipped down the dark stairs. 
The echoes of the palace turmoil grew 
fainter. I hurried through the under- 
ground passages, came to the hub of 
several subterranean avenues, one of 
which led to the row of prison cells. 

My candle cast broad stripes of sha- 
dows beyond the iron bars. I caught 
sight of the black and white circles of 
eyes — the mask of the Third Serpent. 
In the darkness I could not see his de- 
formed, crippled figure — only his 
ghastly mask. He clacked across the 
stone floor on his peg leg to meet me. 

I rushed on past his door.' But my 
curious wisp of admiration for this 
strange creature stopped me. I went 
back and unlocked his prison bars. 

“I’m taking a chance on you,” I said. 
“They want you upstairs. They want 
to throw you to the howling mob. But 
I’m turning you free. Watch your step.” 
“And what happens to you,” he 
asked, “when you fail to deliver me?” 
“I’m leaving,” I said. “While the 
mob howls — that’s the time for me to 
get away.” 

“Alone?” he asked sharply. 

Again I had that frantic urge to jerk 
his mask off — and see his hidden ex- 
pression. 

“Not alone,” I said. “I’m taking the 
yellow-haired girl — and possibly Kish.” 
“Let me go with you, Hal,” he said. 
“You’ll need me before you get to 



Egypt.” 

“How’d you know — ” 

“It’s the only safe way to go, if you 
mean to get out of Jipfur’s reach.” 

“Yes, of course. But as to your 
coming—” 

I hesitated, trying to bring myself to 
a decision. I thought of Betty — of the 
stormy night we once spent in a cave 
beside the Euphrates, not knowing that 
this ragged, grotesque, circle-eyed crea- 
ture, of magic was there too. 

“Very well,” I said shortly. “Follow 
us when we leave. Meanwhile you’re 
on your own.” 

Two avenues further on I rapped at 
a musty wooden door. 

Betty was there, never more beauti- 
ful than by candlelight. Two girls — 
confidantes from her kitchen staff — 
were with her. Kish had brought them 
warning of the impending mob attack a 
few minutes earlier. From their fright- 
ened expressions they must have 
thought everyone upstairs was being 
murdered by this time. 

I spoke in English. 

“Betty, it’s time we made a run for 
it. Egypt. We’ll get Kish if we can. 
And there’ll be another — a bodyguard.” 

Betty shook her head slowly, dazedly. 

“We’ll go . , Her English words 
came forth like measured notes from 
low, soft chimes. “But not to Egypt.” 

“What do you mean?” 

“Have you seen Kish?” she asked. 

“Not recently — why?” 

“He received a message — for you. 
One of your watchers — on the great 
ziggurat — ” 

“ The time machine !” I gasped. 

Betty nodded. “It came this after- 
noon — and left us this” 

CHE pressed the octagonal plate of 
glass in my hand. A paper message 
was fixed between the transparent 
layers. It was a note signed by Colonel 




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Milholland. It read: 

“/ am still trying to bring you back 
from the past. I will rotate through 
several locations making two stops in 
each place, twenty-jour hours apart. 
The time machine will come again to- 
morrow on the exact hour and in the 
exact spot that it deposits this glass 
plate today. 

Colonel Milholland” 

I crept up the stairs muttering to my- 
self about Joshua. 

They say that Joshua once managed 
to make the sun stand still. If I could 
only have been blessed with that power, 
inverted , maybe you think I wouldn’t 
have sent Old Sol spinning around to 
tomorrow afternoon! 

What a jam I had let myself into by 
freeing that hunchbacked Serpent. To- 
morrow afternoon would never come for 
me, I thought. If those dignitaries still 
wanted someone to throw to the hungry 
mob, they were sure to think of me — 
after what I had done! 

To my surprise I heard no hooting 
and howling of mobsters as I crossed 
the central hall. A chill of terror struck 
me. That silence must mean something 
dreadful. 

Even when you’ve been thrown in 
with a brutal, conceited scoundrel like 
Jipfur, and you’ve hated his every deed, 
somehow it gets you, nevertheless, to 
think that good recent fellow-humans 
have turned on him and burned him at 
the stake. 

But my tender sentiments were pre- 
mature. I had under-estimated Jipfur’s 
cleverness. As a patesi he was supposed 
to stand arm-in-arm with the Babylo- 
nian gods, and he probably knew just 
how far he could depend upon them in 
a crisis. 

Somehow he and the dignitaries had 
got the torchlight multitude under con- 
trol during my absence. The idea of 
throwing them a prisoner to burn had 



obviously been discarded. Jipfur was 
out on the steps making a speech. 

I crept to the window and listened. 

“In the name of Shamash, in the 
name of Marduk, in the name of Ishtar, 
I present myself before you. I have 
declared myself innocent of the das- 
tardly deed with which a certain human 
Serpent tried to link my good name. 

“But let my innocence be declared 
not by myself, nor by you, nor by any 
man. Let my innocence be declared by 
the gods. 

“Tomorrow at high noon I shall 
ascend the steps of the king’s palace and 
stand upon the plaza for all to see me. 
Then and there, let the gods strike me 
dead if I have ever been guilty of rais- 
ing a hand to kill or to hartn one of my 
fellow men.” 

CHAPTER IX 

WAS nearly noon. 

Betty and I hurried toward the 
great ziggurat. 

The wide inclined path up to the first 
level was like a street, always alive with 
pedestrains. A few yards up we 
stopped, gazed down over the edge. 

“There’s your flat-headed little pet- 
rified man,” I said. 

Betty smiled wistfully. “I suppose 
we’ll never see him again. . . . But 
I’ll believe in that legend — forever!” 

“Why don’t you look many times 
upon the river?” came a familiar voice. 

We turned, and Betty shuddered, 
catching my arm. It was the Third 
Serpent, his mask of encircled eyes as 
impenetrable as ever. I hadn’t ex- 
pected ever to see him again. 

“I thought you were going to leave, 
Hal,” he said, shifting his huge back 
uncomfortably. 

“We are,” I said, “but not for Egypt. 
We must hurry on.” 

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tower,” he said, “I must thank you for 
freeing me.” 

“We won’t be coming down,” said 
Betty, smiling mysteriously. We con- 
tinued our ascent. 

The Third Serpent hobbled along fol- 
lowing us all that way to the third level 
and there, as we looked down over the 
sprawling city, he approached us again. 

“Of course you won’t leave Babylon,” 
he said, “until you know whether Jip- 
fur is guilty or innocent of a murder.” 

“We can’t wait,” I said. 

“I myself am very curious to know 
what the gods will say,” said the Ser- 
pent. “The lives of several thousand 
people will be affected one way or an- 
other. If the gods should strike him 
down — ” 

“Don’t worry,” I laughed. “With all 
due respect to the gods, I’m sure Jipfur 
knows what he’s doing.” 

It was a long steep climb, and we 
rested again on the fifth level. That left 
two more to go. 

Betty frowned as she looked down 
on the glazed brick buildings. 

“I see the king’s palace,” she said, 
“but where is the crowd?” 

I didn’t know. I had supposed the 
plaza would be packed with a vast mul- 
titude. Was it possible that Jipfur had 
slid out of his proposition to stand be- 
fore the gods? 

“On top of the ziggurat is the palace 
to stand before the gods,” said the 
Third Serpent. “That’s why so many 
people have been passing us. Most of 
th£ crowd is ahead of us.” 

“Ahead of us!” I was already dizzy 
from the four hundred and fifty feet of 
climbing. This remark gave me a 
whirling sensation as if I were spiralling 
down on a roller coaster. 

“The king changed the place of the 
test,” said the Third Serpent, adding in 
the same dry voice. “Why are you sud- 
denly hurrying?” 



“You wouldn’t understand,” I said. 
“But we’ve got a certain spot reserved. 
We’ve got to get there — and — and 
clear it!” 

HpHE Third Serpent was right, the 
crowd was ahead of us, a good five 
thousand strong — an ample number to 
witness Jipfur’s challenge to the gods. 

The ceremony was already in pro- 
gress. The five thousand spectators sat 
close-packed on the brick floor — a vast 
circle of sky gazers, their eyes intent 
on the big fluffy clouds that passed— 
almost low enough to touch. 

Jipfur was looking up, too, shouting 
into the heavens, calling the names of 
the Babylonian deities, challenging 
them brazenly. 

“Come, Shamash, if you have any 
accusations against me, strike me with 
lightning. Come, Ishtar — ” 

I saw the anxiety flash through 
Betty’s face. She Imew it must be 
only a matter of minutes until our de- 
parture. 

Very well, in a few minutes we would 
be ready. The watchman had told us 
the exact point where the glass mes- 
sage had been deposited. We had only 
to take a few measurements — 

But how could we? This vast throng 
packed every inch of circumfrence 
around the tower-top ! 

“Quick!” Betty whispered. “We’ve 
got to disregard them.” 

I knew she was right. I forced my 
way through to a specified point at the 
outer edge, tried to take measured 
steps across the thicket of spectators. 

“Down! Down !” the people hissed. 
They were intent on the show at the 
center of the ring. Jipfur was waving 
his arms, bellowing into the skies. 

Betty moaned, “We’ve got to wait. 
Maybe they’ll leave soon.” 

“I’m afraid not,” I said. “The bull 
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them out. Listen to him!” 

“Strike me down, if you dare, Oh 
Marduk! Stab me with fire if I have 
ever been guilty of an unkind deed!” 

He tossed his pudgy head from side 
to side. The wavy locks beneath his 
cone-shaped cap fluttered in the breeze. 
The brass necklace, “Bull Moose,” 
dangled from his throat, swinging with 
each boastful beckon of his arms. 

“In their blindness,” Jipfur roared, 
“my fellowmen have accused me of 
murdering Slaf-Carch, my beloved 
uncle. If I did this deed, strike me 
dead this inst — ” 

It came ! It flashed down out of the 
sky — a veritable spiral of lightning. 
Five thousand people caught the quick 
glimpse — a cylinder of red fire! 

Then it was gone. 

Betty clutched my hand and I felt 
the awful throb of disappointment in 
her grip. Our chance had come and 
gone — and here we sat, helpless, sur- 
rounded by five thousand Babylonians, 
viewing the sham-religious antics of 
Jipfur— 

What had happened? 

Jipfur was lying down, motionless — 
but not all of him. Only the lower half 
of his body was there. The top half 
was gone! 

XTO BLOOD ran, no muscles 
twitched, there was no life in that 
weird looking mass of trunk, hips, and 
legs. But the rest of the body — chest, 
arms, and head — had vanished with the 
flash of heavenly fire. 

“Jipfur! Jipfur l” 

Scores of voices called the name at 
once, but the shrill cry of the patesi’s 
haughty sister rang out above the rest. 
Several persons started toward the 
grotesque, lifeless object, then drew 
back in fear and trembling. Hundreds 
of people began to mumble prayers 
aloud. 



Suddenly, above the welter of excited 
clamoring, an old familiar voice 
sounded, loud and clear. It was the 
never-to-be-forgotten voice of Slaf- 
Carch. 

“Today the gods have spoken!” 

A chorus of murmurs echoed the 
words, like a chant. Then there was a 
tense silence of waiting, broken at last 
by a throbbing outcry from Jipfur’s 
sister. 

“Speak on, Slaf-Charch! We are 
listening.” 

Again the voice of Slaf-Carch spoke 
and as his gentle words came forth, 
Betty’s hand, held tightly in mine, 
ceased to tremble. 

“Today Jipfur has been taken from 
you,” said the voice. “Let his passing 
bring peace to all who were once my 
laborers and my slaves. I am still with 
you in spirit. My helpers may carry on 
for me if they are willing. Even those 
of you who have come from a foreign 
land — and a foreign time — may find 
your ultimate place here. If you be- 
lieve in me, stay and become my chosen 
leaders.” 

T) ETTY and I were among the last to 
descend the lofty tower that after- 
noon. There was so much to talk about, 
so much to plan. Somehow Slaf- 
Carch’s words made the world look 
fresh and new for both of us, now that 
all Betty had feared and dreaded was 
gone. 

“As long as you’re here, Hal,” she 
said, looking up at me, starry-eyed, “I 
don’t care whether I ever go back to 
the twentieth century.” 

“What?” I said with a wink. 
“Haven’t you any feelings for your poor 
uncle, the Colonel?” 

“The Colonel!” Betty laughed. 
“We’ve sent him a bull moose. What 
more could he ask? . . .” 




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QNE day after Betty, Kish and I 
had gotten the business reor- 
ganization of Borbel palace well under 
way — Jipfur’s sister having generously 
honored us with managerial responsi- 
bilities and a share of ownership— I in- 
vited the Third Serpent to come in for 
an interview. 

He closed the door behind him, 
settled his misshapen back within a 
comfortable chair, and apparently 
stared at me through his ring-eyed 
mask. 

I said, “I’ve been looking over the 
records. You are fairly new to this 
Serpent clique, I see.” 

“I joined early last fall, shortly be- 
fore you and Jipfur met us by the 
marsh.” 

“This job of gouging peasants for 
money apparently didn’t agree with 
you. You were very easy on them, I 
find.” 

“You are welcome to fire me,” said 
the Third Serpent dryly, “if my work is 
unsatisfactory.” 

“I’ve fired the others,” I replied. “In 
your case, however, certain other serv- 
ices are not to be overlooked. You are 
deserving of something over and above 
a Serpent’s salary. Have you ever con- 
sidered taking a vacation to — say, the 
twentieth century?” 

The Third Serpent gave a gurgling 
chuckle and settled more comfortably 
in his chair. “As a matter of fact, I 
have. I’d like to go back for a ’facial 
surgery job sometime — ” he supple- 
mented his smooth Babylonian words 
with a sprinkling of English — “some- 

« MONSTER 

IN reading Fantastic Adventures you doubt- 
*■ lessly must sometimes doubt the credence of 
the strange doings in some of the stories, but don’t 
be too quick to do your doubting because there 
is plenty of scientific proof on hand to back 
up the authenticity of these yams. 

Take, for example, Castoroides, or giant beavers 
that lived in North America some odd 1,000,000 
years ago. These beavers reached a length of 
six feet and were the largest rodents ever to 



time after the Colonel grows a bit 
steadier at the controls. Naturally, I’d 
give anything to get out of this mask.” 

“Is it — quite bad?” 

The Third Serpent nodded. “I never 
allow anyone to see me. Of course I 
had to learn to talk all over. Does she 
suspect?” 

“Not at all,” I said. “The voice of 
Slaf-Carch is the real McCoy with her. 
You know how she loves that river 
legend.” 

“Childlike I” he mused. “That’s why 
she’s a good Babylonian.” He rose to 
go- 

“That hunched back of yours, Pro- 
fessor,” I said, “is it another Babylo- 
nian legend?” 

He laughed. “It might be some day. 
I developed it the same week you traded 
off the vocoder. It’s made of leather — - 
detachable, of course— and a splendid 
place to keep my magic. By the way, 
your machine’s a wonder. It tones 
down so soft that my fellow Serpents 
never heard me practicing my Slaf- 
Carch.” 

“You were perfect. And to think 
you’ve actually made Slaf-Carch live 
on.” 

“He deserves to live on.” He moved 
to the door, then turned back. “You 
won’t say anything to my daughter, of 
course. If she knew, she’d want to 
see me. For the present it’s better that 
she believe me dead.” 

“For the present,” I nodded. “But 
I’ll insist that the Third Serpent be 
present at our Babylonian wedding.” 

BEAVERS » 

live. Imagine a rat the size of a Shetland pony 
and you get some idea of the size of these weird 
creatures. 

Now you can see that our writer, are not juat 
imagining things when they speak of strange 
oversized animals, gigantic rata, enormoua bats, 
gargantuan gorillas, and the like; they are speak- 
ing the truth and are telling you of things as, 
in many cases, they actually existed, or may 
some day exist. Ellery Watson. 





PRIESTESS 

Who was this lovely girl who spoke 
of past ages as though she actually 
had lived thousands of years ago? 



T ERRY LEACH uttered a short 
word, fervently, and pushed the 
bell again. 

“Well, come on, shake a leg!” he 
muttered. “Think we’ve got all night?” 
As a matter of fact, they had. Some- 
where back in the foothills he and Mugs 
had taken the wrong turning. The No- 
vember fog, then, had done its part to 
confuse them still more. It was only by 
chance that they’d blundered onto the 
lonely, ravine-cut road leading to this 
isolated mansion, perched precariously 
on the very edge of a canyon. 

“Gleeps!” Mugs shuddered, edging 
away from the dripping pines overhang- 
ing the entrance, his little pig eyes dart- 
ing apprehensively. “This is a rum 
joint. I’d sooner face even another 
Egyptian sandstorm, like that time 
when your uncle — Gleeps! Give the 

bell another push, Terry.” 

Terry’s forefinger went out again, 



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savagely, just as the heavy oaken door 
swung inward. 

The woman standing in the musty 
hall, holding the seven-branched can- 
dlestick aloft, was old. Old. Yellow 
scalp showed through her thin white 
hair, her eyes seemed filmed by catar- 
acts, the black stuff of her gown was 
coated with gray. 

Before Terry could speak, the woman 
raised her free hand to her sunken lips, 
then gestured outward insistently. 

“Away l” she. croaked. “Away!” 

She fell back a few steps, trembling 
until the candles guttered, but her 
filmed eyes never left Terry’s. “Away!” 

Terry’s ear was assaulted by Mugs’ 
violent hiss. “The dame is nutsl” 

Terry ignored him. “Look,” he said 
to the hag, following her in, “we’re not 
going to hurt you. We’ve lost our way 
and — ” 

There was an interruption. A blonde 
girl not more than nineteen, heavy with 
child, parted dusty velvet portieres at 
the back of the hall, the wooden rings 
from which they were hung rattling 
noisily, attracting the old woman’s at- 
tention. 

She turned and glared so balefully at 
the newcomer that the blonde drew in 
her breath shudderingly, and her red- 
rimmed eyes opened wide, wild with 
fear. 

Terry’s stomach muscles tightened. 
He thought the hag was going to throw 
the candelabrum at the shrinking girl. 
But wordlessly the old crone raised her 
yellow claw and pointed back in the di- 
rection whence the girl had come. 

The blonde’s head drooped. One in- 
stant her awkward body was outlined 
against the dingy velvet, then she was 
gone. If it weren’t for the somehow 
sinister swaying of the velvet folds, 
Terry would have thought he’d dreamed 
it all. 

The old woman, mumbling, let her 



hand fall to her side. Terry felt his 
muscles relax. Air was in his lungs 
again, but the palms of his hands were 
strangely clammy. 

“Goodbye now,” Mugs was mutter- 
ing. “Let’s get out of here.” He kept 
looking back over his heavy shoulder. 
“This dump gives me the collywobbles.” 

Terry’s lean cheeks rounded in a 
smile. The beefy brute was actually 
scared, for once in his lifel 

Mugs saw the smile and straightened 
defensively. “Not that I’m scared, or 
anything — ” He gestured nonchalantly 
to show how cool he was, and knocked 
a figurine from the carved oak chest at 
his side. Automatically he stooped to 
retrieve it, then stiffened. “Look, Terry, 
ain’t this — ” 

It was a small chalcedony statue of 
Bubastis, the sacred cat of Egypt, 
though what in the world it was doing 
here, Terry couldn’t even guess. But 
he recognized that it was undeniably 
genuine. He’d made one archaeological 
expedition with his Uncle Ned, the well- 
known Egyptologist, shortly before the 
war broke out. 

^T A low growl from the hag’s with- 
ered lips, he hastily replaced the 
figurine on the chest. 

“Hey lookl” Mugs was staring up 
the red-carpeted stairway that hugged 
the left-hand wall, his eyes threatened 
to pop from their sockets. Terry fol- 
lowed the direction of his gaze, then 
stiffened. 

A woman was standing on the land- 
ing, halfway up. But what a woman! 
When she saw she’d been observed, she 
commenced to descend, slowly, her feet 
in golden sandals making no sound. 
The peacock-green draperies of her 
skirt were slit from ankle to jeweled 
girdle, revealing flashes of creamy calf 
and flawless thigh as she moved. 

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moaning: “Gleepsl” 

As she came into the circle of light 
cast by the candles, Terry saw that her 
torso was bare, golden plates hiding 
her breasts. And that her eyes were 
hidden by a veil that hung from an 
Egyptian headdress. 

For a moment Terry’s jaw hung 
slackly. Tljen he threw back his head 
and laughed. It was too much, this 
costume coming on top of everything 
else. 

“Ah, there, Cleo!” he grinned. “And 
how’d you leave Mark Anthony?” 

The only answering laughter was 
Mugs’ uncertain bray, that faded 
quickly into a bleat as the veiled eyes 
swept over him hostilely. Even Terry 
felt some emanation from those hidden 
eyes that sent an icy draught up his 
long spine. 

Ignoring him, she addressed the old 
woman. “What is it, Ola?” The words 
were blurred by an indefinable accent. 

The hag cowered back and again 
made that outward gesture, Away ! 

The girl in the Egyptian costume 
shrugged, faced the men. “My house- 
keeper, Mrs. Gronk, is — ” She broke 
off significantly. “You seek shelter 
from the coming storm, yes? Mrs. 
Gronk, show the fat one to a room.” 
She turned to Terry, regarded him 
speculatively. “But you follow me, 
please.” 

“Heyl” Mugs said plaintively. 
“Whaddya mean — fat one V* 

She didn’t answer, but moved lithely 
to still another portiered doorway and 
disappeared. Terry followed, calling 
over his shoulder: “Bring in the bags 
from the car, Mugs. You can show the 
lady your muscles later.” 

Mug’s baffled snarl followed him 
through the draperies. 

HpERRY found himself in a long 
drawing room, its ends lost in shad- 



ows. The girl was standing in the 
middle of a cleared space. Furniture 
of every period crowded the room, and 
many-branched candelabra in floor 
stands guarded the keyboard of a mas- 
sive ebony grand piano, sprawling its 
great length across a curtained alcove. 

The wind was rising. Terry could 
hear it woo-hoo about the eaves. He 
eyed the girl, waited expectantly. 

But she just stood there in the exact 
center of the turkey-red carpet, her 
hands clasped before her. She, too, 
seemed to be waiting. Her expression 
was unfathomable. 

Finally he said uncomfortably, “I’m 
Terry Leach. And you — ?” 

The little nose beneath the veil was 
straight, exquisite; the jawline hinted 
of great beauty; the unsmiling lips were 
soft and warm and blood-red; the 
black hair curled inward at the ends 
and brushed the girl’s bare shoulders. 
“They call me — T’Risha.” 
“T’Risha? It’s an unusual name.” 
The red lips held a hint of mockery. 
“I’m — an unusual person.” 

“Who are you? Why do you live 
here in this isolated place?” 

“I leased it because it’s remote. I 
have had enough of Europe, of witnes- 
sing the evil antics of my fellow-men.” 
Terry frowned. “Speaking of evil 
antics, your housekeeper isn’t very 
prepossesing.” 

T’Risha shrugged. “I keep Ola be- 
cause she doesn’t talk. And even if she 
did, people would think it the ravings 
of a lunatic.” 

Terry wanted to ask what Ola Gronk 
could tell, but T’Risha then smiled 
faintly, and seated herself at the piano. 
It was done leisurely as if she were 
playing for time, playing with him be- 
fore — what? He didn’t know. But at 
the first notes she struck from the yel- 
lowed keyboard, he forgot his suspi- 
cions, sank into a chair and listened in 




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amazement. 

It was music the like of which he’d 
never heard. It had nothing to do with 
modern rhythm or melody; it was 
weird, eerie, yet holding a strange note 
of exaltation. And it was accompanied 
by the disturbing obbligato of the rising 
storm and the subdued creakings of the 
ancient house. 

Terry, annoyed, felt himself fighting 
the spell it seemed to cast. 

“What was that?” he asked when she 
had finished. 

T’Risha regarded her hands, still 
lying on the keys. A scarab shone dully 
on the index finger. 

“That was the coronation music for 
Nefertiti. I was her attendant.” 

Terry felt more comfortable — and a 
little disappointed. The girl had ef- 
fectively broken this strange enchant- 
ment. She was merely being ridiculous. 
For Nefertiti, he remembered, lived 
about 1370 B. C. Nevertheless, he 
didn’t blink an eye. 

“That’s nice,” he offered casually. 
“Let’s see — that makes you about 
thirty-three hundred years old.” 

“Yes,” she said quite simply. And 
didn’t smile. 

HPERRY’S handsome mouth tilted. 

“You’re certainly well-preserved!” 
He eyed her lissome figure meaningly. 

T’Risha stood up. “You misunder- 
stand. It’s not my body, but my mind 
that’s old. It has been transferred 
from body to body for generations.” 

“Just for the hell of it?” 

“As a punishment — because once I 
aspired to Nefertiti’s lover, thirty-three 
centuries ago.” She seemed to forget 
Terry, then, raised her arms despair- 
ingly. “Ah, Nefertiti, how cunning 
you were! How well you guessed the 
horror of such a penalty! My body 
ever young — my mind and my memory 
weighted, sickened with the evil of the 



world — appalled by the things I’ve wit- 
nessed!” 

Terry was staring. “You couldn’t 
be nuts by any chance?” 

“Nuts?” 

“You know — insane.” 

“Oh ! ” As he watched, the wild pas- 
sion of her outburst faded. Appar- 
ently she only now became aware, for 
the first time, of his irony. Curiously, 
she wasn’t angry. “You scoff? You 
think my words merely the maunder- 
ings of a diseased mind? But of course! 
How could your poor modern mind en- 
compass these things?” 

Her contemptuous pity put him on 
the defensive, even as he realized the 
absurdity of it. 

“‘Poor modern mind,’ boloney!” he 
said inelegantly. “Look what the mod- 
ern mind has accomplished in science 
alone — 

“ Pouf! ” She appeared genuinely 
amused. “Modern science ! Those poor, 
weak, misguided efforts! Why, I could 
show you things that modern science 
has never dreamed of — ” She broke 
off, commanded sharply: “Kiss me!” 

Surprised by the sharp order, he 
took one step forward, then froze where 
he was, instantly wary. Some trick, his 
mind warned. 

A strange thing happened to Terry 
Leach then. Every atom of his strong 
will commanded his body to remain 
where it was. But slowly, irresistibly, 
his legs began to carry him toward 
T’Risha! 

The red mouth drew him like some 
lovely, evil flower. Haltingly he 
moved, fighting this magnetic influence 
every step of the way, his brow wet 
with the effort he was making to resist. 
Haltingly, his head bent and his mouth 
closed down over hers and clung, the 
contact blurring everything with a 
crimson haze. 

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She drew her mouth from his. “Why 
did not your modern knowledge help 
you?” she asked mockingly. “See how 
powerless yo\i were against thirty three 
centuries of older knowledge?” 

HPERRY shook his head to clear it, 
A fought back a mad desire to kiss 
those crimson lips again. 

“Hypnotism!” he said scornfully. 
But his voice shook. 

She shook her head. 

His hands slid down her upper arms 
and held them just above the elbows. 
And suddenly he knew that he must see 
her eyes. 

He must. 

Before she could suspect his inten- 
tion, he raised his hand and tore away 
the veil. And instantly wished that he 
had not. 

She hid her eyes quickly beneath her 
heavy lashes, but not before he saw 
that they were long and oval, and of a 
brilliant emerald green. 

And they were weary as the world, 
and as old and evil. 



The housekeeper’s face was distorted 
evilly; the silver blade of a wicked 
looking knife she held threw back high- 
lights from the guttering candles. 

“Drop that!” T’Risha’s command 
rang out, and the knife slipped to the 
carpet. “Go to your room ! ” 

Mrs. Gronk gestured menacingly at 
the girl cowering at T’Risha’s feet. 

T’Risha’s eyes narrowed angrily. 
“Olal” 

Mrs. Gronk wavered, pulled away 
from Mugs, muttering. The brown 
draperies swung to behind her. 

“You go to your room, too, Ethel.” 
T’Rihsa raised the shrinking girl to her 
feet. 

“I want to leave!” Ethel wailed. 
“Why do you keep me here? I wanted 
to leave — right after Jim died. Why 
do you keep me here?” 

The girl was dangerously near 
hysteria, Terry saw, but T’Risha re- 
mained cold, impassive. 

“It is important that you stay. That 
is enough. To your room, please.” 



Terry shuddered and recoiled, de- 
spite himself. Silence fell while those 
unusual eyes regarded him — flatly, un- 
blinkingly, like? the eyes of a cat; a 
silence broken only by the howl of the 
wind, a crackling from the hearth. 

Then the silence was cut by a scream 
that rose and fell, ululated wildly, was 
cut off at its height. 

The blonde girl came running in and 
threw herself at T’Risha’s feet. In the 
extremity of her terror, the girl couldn’t 
speak. She could only gesture blindly 
toward the doorway. 

The curtains billowed and gyrated 
madly, parted with a clash of ririgs as 
Mugs came in, pushing the struggling 
housekeeper before him. 

“This dame is nuts!” he panted to 
Terry. “She was gonna carve the little 
blonde.” 



'Y^HILE Ethel was making her for- 
T lorn exit, Mugs wavered, deep in 
what passed for thought. Terry could 
almost hear the rusty machinery of his 
mind squeaking. Then after a hasty 
glance at T’Risha, Mugs ambled after 
the blonde girl. 

Terry asked, “Who was that girl?” 

“The widow of my houseman. He 
died five months ago.” 

“And Mrs. Gronk’s attack, just now 
— ?” 

T’Risha frowned. “She has nour- 
ished some absurd hatred for the girl, 
but it means nothing. Ola’s half-mad. 
But the girl must stay. My mind is 
to be transferred to her child, before 
dawn.” 

“And how’s that little trick to be 
accomplished?” 

She betrayed annoyance at his sar- 




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casm. He saw a small crescent-shaped 
scar on her forehead glow angrily red 
for a moment, then fade. But the out- 
burst he half-expected didn’t come. 
Instead she glided silently to the hall, 
was back in a minute bearing the chal- 
cedony statuette of Bubastis. While 
he watched, she unscrewed its head, so 
cunningly fitted that the joint couldn’t 
be detected at first glance. 

From the body of the sacred cat, 
she drew forth a flask of alabaster — of 
such fragility that the dark shadow of 
the liquid it contained could be plainly 
seen. 

“This is the Golden Philtre of Ne- 
fertiti.” T’Risha’s face was a mask 
impervious to Terry’s disbelief. She 
might have been delivering a lecture. 
“Just before Ethel is delivered of her 
child, she shall drink of this. The 
mind-transference is automatically ef- 
fected.” 

“And what do you do with your 
present — uh — chassis?” 

T’Risha replaced the flask. “You 
shall find me dead — but my mind shall 
live on in thg body of Ethel’s baby. 
You will know it by this crescent mark 
on the child’s forehead.” She touched 
the scar. 

Terry hooked one leg over a table, 
and settled himself. This was going 
to be good I “Now, look,” he argued 
solemnly. “Just suppose I did swallow 
this wild yara of yours. It’s still point- 
less. The body you have is perfectly 
good.” He grinned disarmingly. “In 
fact, plenty of women would give their 
eyeteeth for it! So why should you 
just toss it aside like an old shoe? Why 
start in all over again as a baby?” 

T’Risha shook her head sadly. “Lis- 
ten, have you never stood idly by, fum- 
ing, while someone fumbled a job that 
you could do much better yourself?” 

“Well — yes.” He was puzzled. 

“Exactly. Which is the very essence 



of Nefertiti’s revenge. I, with a brain 
knowing all things, must periodically 
become a baby, must submit helplessly 
to the maddening ministrations of 
stupid, well-meaning adults. Can you 
imagine a more exquisite torture?” 
T’Risha paused to let that sink in, 
then went on: “Cunningly, she decreed 
that I should inhabit no one body for 
more than thirty years. More — I 
cannot end my torment. That lies be- 
yond my power. For me, there can be 
no dissolution until the world’s end, 
unless — ” 

“Yes?” 

The green eyes glowed somberly. 
“Nefertiti vowed that if I could find one 
person who believed my story — only 
one — then I might truly die, might find 
peace at last. That is why I have told 
you this — hoping that you might be- 
lieve, that I might be free.” 

Terry waved a magnanimous hand. 
“Oh, well, if it means that much to you, 
I believe you. I can believe anything. 
I’m funny like that.” 

'T' , RISHA’S body sagged wearily. “It 
1 is not enough that you jocosely pro- 
fess belief. You must believe — with 
every cell of your mind, every drop of 
your blood.” 

“Sorry." Terry tried to keep his 
voice properly regretful. “Fun is fun, 
but that’s a pretty large order.” 

T’Risha nodded as if she’d expected 
no other answer. She straightened, her 
face once more composed. “I have one 
more thing to show you. Perhaps if 
you see something that your modern 
science cannot equal — But first, go to 
your room and see if the fat one is 
asleep. If not, tell him to stay there. 
He must not follow. When this is 
done, rejoin me here.” 

Terry found Mugs sitting on the side 
of the bed, one shoe in his hand, star- 
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he’d been sitting that way for hours. 

Terry extended a hand, palm out- 
ward. “Hail, fat one I” 

“All-1-1 ri-i-ight, wise guy!” Mugs 
scowled over his beefy shoulder. 

Terry grinned. “Keep a candle 
burning in the window for me, will you? 
I*m going gadding with Salome. You 
should hear the yarn she’s just been 
telling me. Boy, with an imagination 
like hers, she should be writing for the 
radio. But I’m going to string along 
until I find out what’s behind all this.” 
“That dame is nuts,” Mugs said de- 
spondently. He brightened. “But the 
little blonde, now, Ethel — Say, the 
first time I seen her something got me 
—here” He thumped his barrel chest 
resoundingly. 

“What got you there?” 

“Love, pal, love.” Mugs cast down 
his eyes, smirked, looked very like a 
coy elephant. 

Terry groaned. “Now I know there’s 
something wrong with this house!” 

He went through the doorway two 
steps ahead of the shoe Mugs hurled 
at him. 

HP’RISHA, wrapped in a sable cloak, 
A waited for him in the drawing room. 
She directed him to bring the lighted 
candelabrum, and he followed at her 
heels through a maze of passages at the 
rear of the house. Her lovely sway- 
ing shoulders preceded him down a 
flight of steps leading to the basement, 
down still another flight to a sub-base- 
ment. 

At the entrance to a long tunnel-like 
corridor, seemingly carved out of solid 
rock, she stopped, made as if to turn 
back. But presently she went on. 

The rock walls of the corridor 
dripped beads of moisture that fell and 
glittered like diamonds in T’Risha’s 
hair. At the tunnel’s far end, they en- 
tered a square-cut room. T’Risha 



lighted tall candles there, and with the 
aid of a candelabrum which he held 
aloft, Terry saw a black velvet cata- 
falque in the center of the room, bear- 
ing a sheeted figure. 

Something about that still figure — 
the gloomy atmosphere of the room, 
chill, damp — sent a thrill radng down 
Terry’s spine. He waited. 

T’Risha removed the sheet rev- 
erently, disclosed the long slim body 
of a youth, clad only in a narrow loin- 
cloth of some elaborately embroidered 
stuff. A moment she stood there, then 
threw herself across the young man’s 
breast. 

“Makelon!” Her cry held all the 
sorrow of the ages. “Makelon!” 

Terry stirred uncomfortably, his 
movement sending grotesque shadows 
staggering across the rock wall. 

For long moments T’Risha lay there, 
sobbing quietly. But when she straight- 
ened, her eyes were hard and bright and 
dry. She gestured, the rings on her 
fingers sending out points of light. 
“What modern miracle of embalming 
can equal this?” 

It seemed unbelievable that she had 
just been weeping. With her despair- 
ing cries still echoing in his ears, Terry, 
shaken, tried to speak deprecatingly. 
“There’s Caruso’s body — in Italy — ” 

“Ah, yes.” Wearily. “I have heard. 
But cold, stark, imprisoned in a her- 
metically sealed casket lest the air—” 
She broke off, drew Terry nearer, 
guided his free hand. “Touch!” she 
commanded. 

He felt his fingers curling, but he let 
her place them on the young man’s arm, 
felt the smooth muscles of Makelon’s 
biceps give slightly under the pressure 
of his fingers. 

He snatched his hand back, hur- 
riedly. Then, unable to help himself, 
holding his breath, his hand went out 
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Ion’s chest. It was soft and warm un- 
der his touch. And he saw, amazed, 
that what he’d thought were cosmetics 
on the young man’s face, was really the 
warm color of blood, like a blush, under 
the olive skin. 

Slowly, Terry turned to stare into 
T’Risha’s face. “Why he’s alive! He’s 
warm! He isn’t dead at all ! ” 

The emerald eyes bored into his. 
“He is dead. He has been dead for 
thirty-three centuries.” 

While Terry watched, fascinated, 
feeling the world revolve around him 
dizzily, T’Risha replaced the sheet, her 
slim hands lingering lovingly over their 
task. Slowly she blew out the candles 
at either side of that incredible bier. 

“Come,” she said to Terry, when she 
had finished. 

They retraced their steps in silence. 

T>ACK in the dark entrance hall, 
T’Risha leaned wearily against the 
newel post. 9 

“Well?” Her dark eyebrows were 
slim crescent moons of inquiry above 
tragic eyes. 

Terry was unsmiling at last. All 
during the silent journey back, he’d 
recognized, and resented, the fact that 
his skepticism was sadly shaken by 
that scene in the crypt. But now that 
they were back here among relatively 
accustomed surroundings, he felt all his 
old disbelief returning. He found he 
could even think of two reasonable ex- 
planations for what he had seen iri that 
cavern room beneath the house. Hyp- 
nosis, of the sort associated with the 
Indian conjuror’s rope trick, or — a 
modern body in a state of catalepsy, in- 
duced he knew not how. 

But there was one other thing — 
“What I don’t understand,” he said 
slowly, “is the reason for all this. Now 
don’t give me that mind-transference 
bunk again. What do you expect to get 



1 

out of this? What game are you play- 
ing?” 

“So you still refuse to believe?” she 
asked, and he saw the last faint ray of 
hope fade from those lustrous eyes. 
Her voice held only sadness. “How 
arrogant you moderns are with your 
paltry knowledge. How quick to flaunt 
your skepticism.” 

She reached up and took a candle 
from the candelabrum he still held. 

“It is always the same,” she said 
drearily. “Always. Somehow, when I 
saw you tonight, I hoped — But, no 
matter. I can do no more.” Her hand 
touched his cheek in a light caress of 
forgiveness. “Good night, Terry Leach, 
and — goodbye.” 

She commenced to ascend the stairs, 
the candle she held making a little pool 
of light in the gloom. 

Some fear born of her last words 
made Terry call out, “T’Risha, wai|!” 

“Yes?” She paused but didn’t turn. 

“I—” 

It was on the tip of his tongue to say 
he believed her, but — oh, hell! Terry 
Leach swallowing a fantastic yam like 
this! He’d wait. In the morning 
there’d be some perfectly plausible ex- 
planation for T’Risha’s strange actions. 
He’d probably learn her name was 
something prosaic, like Mary Smith, 
and that she’d been dropped on her 
head as a baby. 

She was still waiting, halfway up the 
stairs. 

“Oh — nothing,” Terry finished lame- 

iy. 

T’Risha resumed her ascent, and 
Terry watched the graceful swaying of 
her hips until the golden circle of light 
from her candle vanished into the re- 
cesses of the upper hall. Then, some- 
where, a door closed softly. 

TTS finality made Terry shiver. He 
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indecisively, savoring the almost tan- 
gible aura of glamor she’d left behind 
her. About him, the old house shook 
and moaned, frenzied by the high gusts 
of the storm that had broken at last. 
Through the uncurtained windows he 
could see the fogs, dispelled now by the 
wind, drifting in gray tatters like shreds 
of veiling. , 

Arrogance . . . skepticism, she had 
said. And why not? Was he a child 
to believe everything he was told? And 
yet — if only she hadn’t been so damned 
convincing! If only he could rid him- 
self of this suspicion that he was mak- 
ing a tragic mistake in not believing her. 

An idea took possession of him, 
brought a thoughtful look to his eyes. 
Going to the chest, he removed the 
alabaster phial from the body of Bu- 
bastis, put it in his pocket, rescrewed 
the head, and left the sacred cat where 
he’d found it. 

He gained his room to find Mugs 
asleep, his strangled snores threatening 
to blast the damask canopy from the 
top of the bed. 

For a moment Terry toyed with the 
thought of waking him, telling him the 
story. But he decided against it. 
Mugs, if he didn’t accuse Terry of in- 
sanity, would want to leave this mad- 
house right away. And Terry knew he 
wouldn’t be able to leave himself until 
this thing was cleared up one way or the 
other. 

He slipped the flask beneath his pil- 
low, divested himself of his clothes, slid 
between the cold sheets. He could feel 
the bulge of the alabaster bottle be- 
neath his head. 

Dead before morning , she had said. 
But he had the Golden Philtre. If she 
tried to trick him — 

Ho tossed and turned, shadowed by 
a nameless dread, filled with an unshak- 
able sense of depression. Until finally 
he threw back the covers and got up. 



“Damned if she hasn’t convinced 
me l” he muttered softly, jerking into 
a robe. 

Not that he was going to tell her so, 
now. But there was something he 
could do, without her knowledge. And 
if he was just being a gullible sucker, 
as he half-suspected— well, at least 
T’Risha wouldn’t be able to laugh at 
him in the morning. 

Removing the flask from beneath his 
pillow, Terry went out into the dark- 
ened hall quietly, where only a dim light 
burned. He didn’t know which was 
Ethel’s room, but— 

He stopped, then went forward 
slowly. 

/^vLA GRONK was crouching before 
a door down the hall. 

“What are you doing here?” Terry 
whispered. 

The old housekeeper lifted a face 
puckered with woe, held a finger to her 
lips. ' 

“Sh-h-hl I’m guarding the blonde 
one, waiting for her to call.” 

Terry scratched his head. Last night 
the housekeeper seemed bent on killing 
Ethel. Such dog-like devotion, now, 
didn’t ring true. 

But Mrs. Gronk whimpered, 
“T’Risha bade me stay here. T’Risha 
threatened me — ” She broke off, be- 
gan to rock back and forth in misery. 

Terry entered Ethel’s room without 
knocking, to find her awake, sitting up 
in bed. She smiled shyly when she saw 
him. 

He took an empty glass from the bed- 
side table, poured the philtre into it. 

“I’ve brought you some medicine, 
Ethel. Drink!” 

Trustingly she downed the potion, 
handed him the drained glass. Fear 
gripped him then. What if the stuff 
was poison? But Ethel lay back 
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her eyes. 

Terry sighed in relief, left the room. 
Mrs. Gronk was still squatting there, 
but she didn’t lift her head. 

He paused at the door of his room, 
then continued on to the staircase. Go- 
ing to the lower hall, he replaced the 
phial in the body of Bubastis. 

Returning to his room, he slept. 



tTE WOKE, in the dismal half-light 
A of a gray dawn, to the rushing 
sound of water teeming down the moun- 
tainside, swirling past on either side. 
Boulders dislodged by the flood struck 
the house at intervals, shook its founda- 
tions. The ancient eyrie moaned its 
protests, shivered and shook under the 
pounding assault. 

Terry struggled to wakefulness slow- 
ly. His sleep had been tortured by 
hideous dreams . . . macabre figures 
dancing . . . brilliant emerald eyes 
taunting. The spectral shapes of un- 
familiar furniture puzzled him. It was 
a minute before he remembered where 
he was. 

He leaned over Mugs, shook him, 
slapped him. Mugs struggled back to 
consciousness. 

“Huh?” Mugs blinked stupidly. 
“Morning?” He sat up. 

The door from the hall swung open, 
propelled by the hand of Ola Gronk. 
She stood there staring, unseeing — the 
lank wisps of gray hair wild about her 
leathery face. 

“Death,” she whispered. "Death!" 
Her talon-like hand waved toward a 
door across the hall. 

“The dame — ” Mugs began, almost 
whimperingly. He couldn’t finish the 
sentence. 

Terry swore softly, jerked on his 
robe. He ran past Mrs. Gronk, threw 
open the door across* the hall. What 
he saw there brought him up sharply, 
then drew him with lagging steps. 



T’Risha, dad in a long white robe, 
was lying on the bed, her arras at her 
sides, her strange eyes closed. Terry 
bent an ear to her breast, fumbled for 
her pulse. Nothing. 

He whipped to the dressing table for 
a small mirror, held it before the car- 
mine lips. No blur of breath marred 
its shining surface. The mirror slipped 
from his hand. 

He stared down at the crescent scar 
on her immobile brow. Dimly he was 
aware of the house shuddering around 
him, pounded by the relentless rains. 

“Death!" 

Mrs. Gronk, with Mugs at her heels, 
had followed him in. The hag cackled 
hysterically, her eerie laughter echo- 
ing in the silent room. Her faded eyes 
grew cunning. 

“I know,” she whispered. “The 
blonde one has killed her.” 

She turned and tottered with sur- 
prising speed from the room. Mugs 
bellowed and followed, Terry at his 
heels. They caught up with her in the 
next room, just as she reached the bed 
there and her claws went out with 
strangling motions. They dragged her 
back, thrust her from the room, locked 
the door. 

Ethel, in alarm, had pushed herself 
up on one elbow. But now she sank 
back. She smiled tiredly and beck- 
oned, lifting a corner of (he blanket at 
her side. Mugs had eyes only for her, 
but Terry found himself staring down 
into the face of a new-born baby. 

‘"Ip’RISHA,” Ethel whispered. “I’ve 

A called her that because the other 
T’Risha was kind.” 

Terry, breath held, bent forward for 
a closer scrutiny. On the tiny forehead 
was a crescent-shaped scar 1 It seemed 
to mock him. 

“We’ll get you out of her,” Mugs was 
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of you.” The light from Ethel’s eyes 
evidently overwhelmed him. He waved 
a hammy hand. “Glad to do it. It’ll 
be nothing. I mean — aw, nuts I” He 
gave up bashfully, but his little eyes 
were glowing. 

Terry straightened, his thoughts rac- 
ing. The sound of the flood waters, a 
loud murmur before, came to his ears 
now as an angry roar. 

His eyes went to the baby again. And 
then he was rigid, frozen. For slowly, 
as he watched, the crescent scar on the 
infant's brow faded and disappeared / 

In that very instant there was a 
sharp, rending noise, and Terry felt 
himself pitched violently against the 
wall. Furniture rolled crazily on its 
casters, brought up against opposite 
walls with a crash. There was the shrill 
scream of joists tearing apart from each 
other. 

Terry dragged himself up from where 
he’d been hurled, temporarily blinded 
by blood from a deep gash over his 
right eye. 

Mugs was shouting hoarsely, “Terry! 
The foundations are going! A land- 
slide!” 

Plaster fell in patches from the ceil- 
ing, sending up little puffs of white dust. 

Terry leaped into action. “Take 
Ethel, quick! But gently.” No need 
to add that last. He picked up the 
wailing baby himself as Mugs lifted 
Ethel from the bed, carried her easily. 

'T"'HE two men with their burdens ran 
across the sloping floor. 

“Mrs. Gronk!” Terry shouted, above 
the brittle sound of shattering glass, 
the wrenching racket of tearing wood. 
There was no answer. The housekeeper 
was nowhere to be seen. Perhaps she’d 
gone. If not, it was too late — 

They ran down the stairway, bounc- 
ing like a springboard now under their 
feet, its supports almost gone. Through 



the hall they raced and across the sod- 
den ground until there were fifty yards 
between them and the house. They 
were not a minute too soon. 

As they stopped and looked back 
aghast, the house seemed to leap up- 
ward. With a deafening racket, it 
dissolved before their very eyes and 
disappeared into the canyon. 

Echoes of its crashing progress re- 
verberated from the canyon walls for 
long minutes after the house had ac- 
tually disappeared. Then finally there 
was silence, with only the gray sky 
brooding low to cover its remains. 

Mugs broke the silence first. 
“Gleeps!” he whispered. It had the 
quality of a prayer. 

Ethel buried her face against his 
shoulder. Terry felt his legs trembling 
weakly, even though the danger was 
past. The shrill wailing cry of the baby 
made itself heard. Terry held her 
close, and looked with stricken eyes at 
where the ancient house had stood. 

Whatever its secrets, it held them 
now inviolably, together with Make- 
Ion’s body, and T’Risha. . . . 

A stab of anguish shot through Terry. 
Regret and remorse pervaded his being, 
were an oppressive weight in his chest. 

He felt very small and unimportant 
and alone. And pitifully ignorant. 
What price modern knowledge now? 
Could it explain T’Risha? Could it 
tell him what he wanted to know? 
Wasn’t it possible the ancients knew 
many things beyond our ken? That in 
thirty-three centuries much has been 
lost? 

His heart ached for the T’Risha he’d 
lost, but — he had this T’Risha! 

The baby squirmed in his arms. He 
looked down. Yes, the scar was gone. 
Had he succeeded in releasing her from 
Nefertiti’s vengeance? He didn’t 
know. But he’d guard this baby, watch 
over her, and some day — 




DOUBLE i" DEATH 

by GERALD VANCE 



T HE resident head of the New 
York State Insane asylum 
glanced from the release papers 
on his desk to the tall, middle-aged, 
intelligent looking man standing before 
him. 

“Yours has been a most interesting 
case, Colegrave,” he said thoughtfully. 
“Six months ago T would have staked 
my professional reputation on the fact 
that you were an incurable inmate. 
Now,” the gray-haired alienist shrug- 
ged his shoulders good-naturedly, “I 
find myself in the position of signing 
your release papers and offering you 
my congratulations on your extremely 
remarkable recovery.” 

The tall, distinguished man facing 
the alienist bowed slightly, and smiled. 

“Thank you doctor,” he said quietly. 
“You’ve done a great deal for me I 



know. Now that I am ready again to 
take my place in a normal world I find 
myself somewhat apprehensive. Are 
you quite sure that I am completely 
cured?” 

The alienist stood up, chuckling. 

“The fact that you can ask a question 
like that is the best indication that you 
are cured. I can say now, Colegrave, 
that when you first came into this san- 
itarium, you were the most advanced 
schizophrenic* I have ever observed. 
Your cleavage in personality and ego 
was almost absolute. Mentally, you 
were two persons. Each segment of 
your psyche was complete and whole 
as far as will, memory and tempera- 
ment were concerned. As a rule when 
a person is a victim of schizophrenia 
the eventual result is terrible insanity. 
The two natures, the two persons you 



Colegrave was that phenomenon 




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might almost say, are constantly war- 
ring for supremacy, and the outcome 
of such mental civil war is usually 
mental anarchy. By some miracle you 
escaped that fate.” 

“I find it hard to believe,” Colegrave 
murmured. “I can remember what it 
was like when I was possessed of two 
distinct personalities. I can remember 
the terrible struggles that I underwent 
when my dual nature was fighting it- 
self. Until three months ago my life 
was a living hell. Then, as you know, 
after my sickness, everything was dif- 
ferent. I was a well man again and, 
somehow, my mental sickness was cured 
too.” 

The alienist shook his head, and a 
puzzled line appeared over his eyes. 

“It was very peculiar,” he reflected. 
“That sickness, with its horrible head 
pains of which you complained, ap- 
parently did what the best psycholo- 
gists in the nation found it impossible 
to do. It destroyed the second party 
of your dual nature, leaving you free 
to enjoy a normal life again. Well, 
such is science. Infallible to a certain 
point, and then it goes just as crazy as 
the best of us do sometimes.” 

Colegrave shook hands with the 
doctor then and walked to the door. 

“Thanks again for everything,” he 
said. 

“Don’t mention it,” the alienist 
laughed. “You did all the work your- 
self.” 

'TpHEN Colegrave stepped through 
x the door and walked rapidly down 
the gravel path that led away from the 
sanitarium. When he reached the iron 
gate, the doorman opened for him and 
he passed through onto a dusty, little- 
used road. This he followed for a mile 

* Schizophrenia — A mental disease resulting 
from a split personality. The victim has two na- 
tures, generally diametrically opposed to each 
other. — E d. 



or so, perspiring freely under the warm 
rays of the sun as he strode along. 

At length he reached the main high- 
way that led to the metropolitan sec- 
tion of New York. A car was waiting 
there for him and he got in. 

The car moved away and Colegrave 
settled back against the cushions with 
a sigh of relief. The colored chauffeur 
was separated from the rear seat by a 
glass partition which was rolled up into 
place. 'Colegrave, however, was not 
alone. There was another man in the 
back of the car, a sip all, cunning look- 
ing man, who glanced sidewise at Cole- 
grave and grinned wickedly as the cffr 
gathered speed. 

“We did it, didn’t we?” he smirked. 
“No one has the faintest suspicion as 
to what happened to you. Or maybe 
I should say, what happened to me.” 

Colegrave smiled, a thin, thoughtful 
smile. 

“Since we are really one person, it is 
perfectly correct to speak of us in the 
singular. When I entered their crude 
sanitarium I was two persons men- 
tally. Now I am two persons physi- 
cally. Each of my dual natures has a 
physical manifestation, controlled by 
one intellect.” 

The little man scratched his head. 

“If we’re the same person,” he said, 
frowning, “Why is it I can’t under- 
stand this situation, while you can.” 

“Simple enough,” Colegrave said 
quietly. “Make an effort now to absorb 
what I am going to tell you. It may 
be important sometime. Ever since I 
was old enough to reason I realized that 
I possessed two distinct natures, that 
I was a schizophrenic. One-half of my 
nature was respectable on the surface, 
but quite coldly ambitious at the same 
time. This half of my nature compelled 
me to seek success by conventional 
means, which is the logical way for a 
man of ambition to advance in the 




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world. 

“My other nature was much more 
honest and direct than this respectable 
side of mine. It prompted me to gain 
wealth and recognition by any means 
that came to hand. This second side 
of mine would stop at nothing to 
achieve its ends. It demanded that I 
kill, that I steal, that I lie, that I do 
anything which would gain wealth and 
power for me. 

“As a result, for the most of my life 
I have been engaged in a constant inner 
struggle. My respectable self would . 
not object to ill-gotten gains or murder, 
but it did object to the possibility of 
exposure. My second half cared 
nothing for the hypercritical approval 
of the world. It was willing to take 
any and all consequences.” 



^OLEGRAVE paused and glanced at 
the small, ruthlessly cunning man 
who was listening avidly to every word. 

“It finally became obvious,” he went 
on, “that something had to be done. 
When I entered the state sanitarium it 
was hot by accident. I planned that 
deliberately and carefully. I realized 
that the only way I could achieve what 
I wanted from this world, would be to 
make the cleavage in my nature a 
physical one, so that my two natures 
could operate independently for the 
greater good of. the single unit. This 
I accomplished at the sanitarium. It 
was simply a question of will power. 



The stupid doctors imagined my head- 
aches were organic in nature, but they 
were actually the result of intense, 
feverish concentration over a period 
of three months.” 

“How could you create a physical 
manifestation of your secondary nature 
by will power alone?” 

“It was not easy,” Colegrave replied. 
“Since I am Colegrave, the respected 
citizen, with the advantages of an ex- 
cellent education, I am able to under- 
stand the process. You are my sec- 
ondary nature, primitive, ruthless, and 
do not possess my intelligence. 

“For that reason I doubt if you can 
understand what happened in the 
innermost depths of my psyche to 
cause the physical split in my schizo- 
phrenic condition. 

“Suffice to say, I completely alienated 
the two halves of my natures, by blot- 
ting out all thought or awareness of my 
second half. This was where the will 
power was necessary. I concentrated, 
at white-hot heat for three months, on 
the one idea that my second nature was 
non-existent. Thus I eventually forced 
you from my conscious mind, into my 
subconscious. Then I administered the 
drug which I procured from the Vien- 
nese brain specialist before entering the 
sanitarium. It created a physical ex- 
tension of my subconscious, which had 
to have another outlet since it was 
denied existence in my conscious mind 
by the power of my will*.” 



♦Anyone who has read Freud will understand 
the manner by which Colegrave built up the ter- 
rific, though artificial frustration in his mind. 
Since he was a schizophrenic, with two separate 
personalities, he created a tremendous repression 
in his subconscious by willing one out of exist- 
ence. 

A physical example of what Colegrave did 
would be in the case of a man who, with an 
extreme -effort of will, denied himself even the 
thought of food or drink. In that case, if this 
were carried to its conclusion, the man would 
certainly die. Colegrave “killed” his secondary 



nature by denying its existence absolutely. 

This “death” was in the form of a mighty 
repression which built up pressure day by day, 
just as a hot water boiler might. Then when the 
ultimate repression was reached something had to 
give. In Colgrave’s case, by the aid of strange 
drugs, a physical manifestation of his subconscious 
was created. The drugs might possibly be those 
of Indian origin which are responsible for schizoid 
transformation in small animals. It was from 
a base of this type that the fictional transforma- 
tion of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde was supposed 
to have been effected. — E d. 




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“Well,” Colegrave’s subconscious 
manifestation shrugged eloquently, “if 
you say so, it’s okay with me. All I 
want to know is where do we go from 
here.” 

Colegrave smiled again. 

“That is really the important ques- 
tion, isn’t it? When you materialized 
I gave you certain instructions. Have 
you carried them out?” 

“Yep,” the little man nodded. “I’ve 
got a place rented, and I’ve found the 
town you wanted me to look up. It’s 
a big place in the Middle West. The 
situation there is perfect.” 

Colegrave lighted a cigarette and in- 
haled luxuriously. 

“Fine. All my life I regarded 
schizophrenia as a curse, but now I will 
show the world a practical use for it. 
A very practical use.” 

He glanced out of the window at the 
buildings and houses which were in- 
creasing in frequency as they neared 
the metropolitan area. A smile hovered 
over his lips. A gloating, anticipatory 
smile. . . . 

A WEEK, later Colegrave, immacu- 
v lately attired in a conservative gray 
suit, approached the receptionist in an 
office labeled simply: Ruzzoni Enter- 
prises. 

“My name is Colegrave,” he said 
to the receptionist’s inquiring glance. 
“I should like to see Mr. Ruzzoni.” 
“Do you have an appointment?” 
Colegrave smiled frostily. 

“No. But I think he’ll see me. Tell 
him it’s regarding the indictment the 
district attorney and mayor of your 
delightful town are bringing against 
him.” 

The receptionist' scrambled to her 
feet and, with one puzzled glance at 
Colegrave’s imperturbable figure, dis- 
appeared through a heavy oak door. 
She returned several minutes later. 



“Mr. Ruzzoni will see you,” she mur- 
mured. “Go right in.” 

“Thank you,” Colegrave smiled. 
Then he sauntered through the oak door 
which had been left ajar, into a sumptu- 
ously furnished office. In the center 
of the room was a magnificent ma- 
hogany desk, fully eight feet long, and 
behind it hunched a fat, dark-skinned 
man with an unlighted cigar jammed 
into his face. 

“Mr. Ruzzoni, I presume,” Cole- 
grave said sarcastically. 

“It ain’t nobody else,” the man be- 
hind the desk snapped. 

His wicked black eyes glittered bale- 
fully and his hands balled into strain- 
ing fists. Colegrave knew at a glance 
that the man was laboring under a 
terrific nervous tension. 

“Well, whadda you want?” Ruzzoni 
rasped. “Are you from the D. A.’s 
office?” 

Colegrave closed the door carefully 
behind him. Then he seated himself 
before the imposing desk, crossed his 
legs and lighted a cigarette. 

“I am not from the district attorney’s 
office,” he said calmly. “I represent 
no one but myself. And I think I might 
be able to help you.” 

Ruzzoni rose to his feet, his face 
flushing dangerously. 

“What kind of a gag is this?” he de- 
manded harshly. “If you think you — ” 

Colegrave raised one slim hand pro- 
testingly. 

“You are in trouble, are you not?” 
he asked quietly. “I think you are 
very stupid not to investigate any 
means which might help you.” 

“I don’t believe in boy scouts,” 
Ruzzoni sneered. “Nobody’s goin’ to 
help me!” 

“Maybe,” Colegrave said, blowing a 
cloud of smoke toward the ceiling, “and 
maybe not. I am not a boy scout. What 
I can do for you will be very expensive. 




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And nothing is too hot for me.” 
Ruzzoni settled back in his chair, a 
puzzled frown on his swarthy features. 

“I’m listening,” he said perkily. “But 
I ain’t talking, see? I ain’t dumb 
enough to fall into that kind of a trap.” 

“TN THE first place,” Colegrave said 
cheerfully. “As things stand you 
are slated for a long trip to prison, and 
possibly a detour to the chair if things 
turn up which shouldn’t turn up.” 
Ruzzoni swallowed painfully and a 
band of beaded perspiration circled his 
brow. 

“The district attorney and the 
mayor,” Colegrave went on, “are after 
you, Ruzzoni, and they’ve got the goods 
on you. You’ve been running the or- 
ganized graft and gambling in this town 
for eight years, and they figure that’s 
about long enough. If they get an in- 
dictment against you, you’re heading 
for the chair. When one witness spills 
his story, it’ll start them all talking. 

“The only possible out for you is to 
eliminate the mayor and the district 
attorney in such a way that no sus- 
picion falls on you. Then, in the chaos 
that will result, you can move some 
men you control on the judicial benches 
into the offices of the mayor and district 
attorney. It will be a simple matter 
then to squash the indictment. Don’t 
you agree that it’s a sensible plan?” 
“It’s lovely,” Ruzzoni snapped bit- 
terly. “But who’s goin’ to commit 
suicide by trying to rub out the mayor 
and D. A.? Even if he did get ’em, he 
wouldn’t have a chance to get away. 
I’ve offered my own boys as high as 
fifty grand, but they won’t touch it. 
The bunch of yellow rats!” 

“I’ll handle that end of things,” 
Colegrave said softly. “But it’s going 
to cost you exactly one million dollars.” 
“You’re crazy,” Ruzzoni cried. 
“There ain’t that much money in this 



whole town!” 

Colegrave stood up. 

“I’m not here to haggle,” he said 
coldly. “A million — in cash. I’ll col- 
lect after I do the job.” 

“After you do the job?” Ruzzoni 
said craftily. “Well that’s a little dif- 
ferent. I think we can make a deal.” 
“Don’t bank on my not being here 
to collect it,” Colegrave said mirthless- 
ly. “I have a habit of keeping dates. I’ll 
meet you here the day after his honor 
and the district attorney keep their 
date with the gentleman with the scythe. 
Is that agreeable with you?” 

Ruzzoni licked his lips. 

“Yeah, it’s okay by me.” 

“Fine,” Colegrave said smoothly. 
“I’ve drawn up something in the 
nature of a contract for you to sign. 
Just a little precaution in case you 
forget our little deal after I do the job. 
I wouldn’t like you to be troubled with 
amnesia when I come around to collect. 
An incriminating paper in my posses- 
sion would prevent anything like that.” 
“I ain’t signing nothin’,” Ruzzoni 
snarled. “How do I know you’re on 
the level?” 

“You don’t,” Colegrave said quietly. 
“It’s a chance you’re going to take. Of 
course, if you prefer not to take that 
chance — ” 

He shrugged his shoulders and 
started for the door. 

“Wait!” Ruzzoni cried. “I — I’ll 

string along.” 

Colegrave smiled and pulled a paper 
from his breast pocket. 

“Just sign this, please. . 

npHREE days later Theodore Cole- 
grave paused before the imposing 
edifice of the city hall, glanced casu- 
ally up and down the street, before 
turning to the small, grim looking man 
who was with him. 

“Quite sure of things, aren’t you?” 




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he asked quietly. 

The little man — the physical mani- 
festation of Colegrave’s duality — 
nodded. 

“The mayor and the district attorney 
are together now examining wit- 
nessess for the Ruzzoni hearing. I get 
into the office with my fake message 
and plug ’em both. Then I either get 
shot or captured on the spot. Right?” 

“Right,” Colegrave said. “And be 
sure and not miss. There’s a million 
dollars hanging on the accuracy of your 
shots.” 

“I won’t miss,” Colegrave’s second- 
ary nature promised. “This is the kind 
of thing I enjoy doing.” 

“Then get going, Colegrave. And 
good luck.” 

“Thanks.” 

Colegrave turned and, without a 
backward glance, strolled off down the 
Street. A block from the city hall he 
increased his pace until he had covered 
a half mile. Then he turned into a 
restaurant and ordered a glass of wine. 

“And bring me the next edition of 
the afternoon paper,” he told the waiter 
who took his order. 

As he sipped his wine he went over 
his scheme step by step and could find 
no flaws. It was a masterful plan, he 
was forced to admit. His secondary 
self would commit the assassination 
and receive the penalty. Thus he, Cole- 
grave, would be rid of his schizophrenic 
double, and, at the same time, he would 
be earning a million cool dollars from 
the vice lord, Ruzzoni. And that would 
be only the start. With a million dol- 
lars in his power, and forever rid of 
his dual nature, there were no heights 
to which he might not aspire. 

He had no compunction about the 
fact that his subconscious double would 
be eliminated forever. Just as his sec- 
ondary nature had no qualms about 
sacrificing his physical life. 



It was the really choice part of his 
plan. The two natures acting in- 
dependently to advance the single unit. 
No possible suspicion could ever fall 
on him for his part in the crime. The 
double murder would be attributed to 
a crazed madman, and after the assas- 
sin was killed, the affair would be for- 
gotten. 

Colegrave drank his wine with 
relish and ordered another glass. He 
was a brilliant man, there was no 
doubt of that. 

Forty five minutes later the waiter 
came rushing to his table with a copy 
of a paper on which the ink was still 
damp. 

“Will yuh look at that?” he cried, 
spreading the paper on Colegrave’s 
table. The headline read: 

MAYOR AND D.A. KILLED 
BY ASSASSIN’S BULLETS. 

KILLER CAPTURED WITH- 
OUT STRUGGLE 

“Terrible, isn’t it?” Colegrave mur- 
mured. 

Then he finished his drink, picked up 
his change and sauntered out of the res- 
taurant. 

npHE next morning Ruzzoni paid off. 

If there was any thought of a 
double-cross in his mind, it was dis- 
pelled when Colegrave informed him 
that the incriminating contract was 
locked in a safety deposit vault, with 
instructions to disclose the contents if 
he should meet with any violent acci- 
dent. 

“I’m paying off,” he said grinning. 
“It’s worth it to me, in the first place, 
and I can’t get out of it in the second 
place. With the mayor and the D.A. 
out of the way, that indictment is a 
thing of the past. I’m in the clear and 
in the saddle from now on in.” 




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127 



“One thing you can do for me,” 
Colegrave said as he was leaving. “Ar- 
range it for me to see this fellow that 
did the job for me.” 

“I’ve been wondering about him,” 
Ruzzoni said softly, “What’s to pre- 
vent him from singing? He must’ve 
been an awful chump to take the 
chance he did, but still he might be 
bright enough to start poping off what 
he knows.” 

“That’s just it,” Colegrave smiled. 
“He doesn’t know anything at all. Even 
if he did I doubt if he’d talk.” 

“It’s your neck if he does,” Ruzzoni 
said. “I’ll arrange for you to see him. 
They’ll rush through his trial, but I’ll 
get you an interview with him the day 
of the frying party. It shouldn’t 
be more than a few weeks off.” 

f\NE month later Colegrave was ad- 
mitted into a barred, heavily- 
guarded room, in which a small, surly 
looking man sat hunched on a stool. 
The head of the man was shaved and 
his trouser legs were split. When he 
saw Colegrave his ugly yellow teeth 
showed in a grin. 

“Everything’s jake, isn’t it?” he 
asked. 

“Be careful of what you say,” Cole- 
grave murmured. “Yes, everything’s 
jake. The last act takes place tonight 
when the part of me that is you dies. 
It is strange that I must die to live, 
but that is the fact.” 

Little more was said. When Cole- 
grave left some minutes later, he felt 
he was leaving a part of himself. But 
this thought only elated him. It was 
part of himself that he could well do 
without, now that its usefulness was 
over. It was like a man with a with- 
ered arm having it amputated. With 
the death of his subconscious manifes- 
tation, he would be free forever to live 
his own life, with the position and power 



that his money would assure him. 

At twelve o’clock that night Cole- 
grave was seated in a smart night club, 
formally attired in evening clothes, a 
magnum of the finest quality cham- 
pagne set before him. 

Sweet strains of music floated 
through the smoke-laden air, and the 
dulcet laughter of pretty girls caressed 
his ears. 

This was the life that would be his 
to enjoy completely in just exactly — he 
glanced at his watch — two more min- 
utes. 

The execution was scheduled for 
12:03. 

He poured himself a drink of the 
sparkling wine and lighted a cigarette. 
In a minute and a half he would be 
released forever from all worries. He 
watched the second hand of his wrist 
watch complete one circle and start 
on the next. Just a matter of seconds 
now ... 

As the second hand started on the 
last quarter of the minute, Colegrave 
rose to his feet, glass in hand. It was 
only fitting that he drink a toast to 
the exit of his secondary nature. 

He was raising his glass as the second 
hand swept past 12:03. 

“A toast to one who — ” 

They were his last words. 

A bolt of white-hot pain seemed to 
crash into his brain, even as the words 
echoed in his ears.* The glass in his 
hand splintered as his hand closed 
spasmodically, and the wine splashed 
over his shirt front. 

Then he crashed to the floor. 

* What Colegrave, for all his cleverness, didn’t 
realize, was that his own subconscious mind 
would be shattered in the electric chair. When he 
accomplished the physical cleavage between his 
dual personality, his own subconscious intellect 
activated the body of his secondary nature. Thus 
when the electric current shot through the body 
of the mayor and the district attorney’s assassin, 
it was the mind of Colegrave that was destroyed 
by the bolt. — E d. 




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A woman screamed, and the music 
jerked to a ragged stop. A crowd clus- 
tered about Colegrave’s lifeless figure, 
until the manager arrived and had the 
body carried to his office. 

Then the police were called. 

The coroner called it a heart attack, 
although he said it should more ac- 
curately be called a mind attack. The 
tissues of the brain were seared and 
shattered into shapeless shreds. 

From the standpoint of the police 
there was one very fortunate angle to 



the mysterious death. For, when a cer- 
tain safety deposit box corporation 
learned of it, they handed to the guar- 
dians of the law a document which con- 
victed beyond all doubt a certain Mr. 
Ruzzoni as being behind the double 
killing of the mayor and the district 
attorney. 

Ruzzoni, however, saved the state 
a job by committing suicide while the 
police were smashing in the door of 
his apartment. 

THE END 



IMAGINE PAIN IN AN AMPUTATED LEG 



C'OR many years now, medicos have been 
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recently, however, a French physician, Dr. R. 
Molinery (not heard from since Vichy), after 
much research, believes that dreams, in the sub- 



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complete body. 

It is explained that the subconscious, in con- 
structing its dream memories of a complete body, 
makes what seems like a pain or other sensation, 
occasionally received over the cut fibers, to ap- 
pear to come from a part of the body that is 
really a figment of the imagination. 




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by JAMES NORMAN 

It took all the other-world science of Oscar, the 
Martian detective to combat the dastardly Jap plot 
that lay behind these innocent totem poles in Alaska 



I WAS uneasy and worried as X 
stood in the passenger lounge of 
the Alaska-bound S. 5. Vancouver. 
For an instant my eyes swept through 
the port windows, across the wallow- 
ing ship’s deck to the old slaty swells 
of the Bering Sea. Off in the dis- 
tance rose the foreboding rocks 
of Cape Romanof and beyond 



that, in the unseen immensity of the 
frigid North — Nome. 

I sighed anxiously, realizing my prob- 
lem was one which might never bother 
an Earthman as long as he remains tied 
to his own planet. You see, I am from 
another world. I am an alien creature, 
not even a human. You’ve probably 
read about it in the papers. It caused 



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quite a fuss in Washington, D. C., and 
it still has the best minds in the State 
Department in an awful dither. . . . 
I, Oscar the Detective of Mars, am be- 
ing deported 1 

You may wonder why? If you read 
the papers, you’ll recall how the press 
eulogized me. Mass demonstrations 
were staged in cities from New York 
to Seattle in my favor, for the American 
people really loved me and were pre- 
pared to defend me in my moment of 
peril. 

Newspapers ran full length color pic- 
tures of my penguin-shaped, four foot, 
five inch body. They described what 
a dapper little Martian I was. They 
made a great play over my salmon pink 
skin, my conical ears, my pertly flared 
tulip nose and my feather clothing — 
black tails, white vest and front which 
I can take off like an evening suit. They 
reviewed my exploits as a detective: 
the Zombie case; the Indian Amnesia 
case; always giving my tulip nose full 
credit. 

But now my deportation — how did it 
happen? Well, though I sometimes 
think of Mars in a nostalgic way, I like 
Earth and America. So I applied for 
U. S. citizenship. It was at this point 
the belated discovery was made by im- 
migration authorities that I had entered 
the country illegally. You may remem- 
ber how I appeared on this planet. 
Hodar the Magician, during one of his 
shows in Manhattan, prepared to pull 
a chorus girl from a hat on the stage 
but instead, I came out. 

Well, nobody seemed to mind it ex- 
cept the State Department; for it was 
discovered that there is no quota of 
immigration for Martians. Technically 
I was subject to deportation. Even 
Congress was sorry for this oversight 
but the law was the law in spite of the 
fact that many important figures 
stepped forward to vouch for me. Even 



Orson Welles put in a word, though I 
am a little suspicious of Orson. 

Since I couldn’t be deported back 
into a hat, a mere stage prop, I was in- 
structed to go to Alaska and make a 
regular application for re-entry into the 
States. Hodar, whom I hold partially 
responsible for my being on Earth, now 
accompanied me on my voyage into 
exile. His loyalty, however, didn’t re- 
lieve me of my worries; for up to this 
very moment I had heard nothing from 
the State Department. Little did I 
know that my personal troubles would 
soon bp overshadowed by a greater dan- 
ger which would drastically affect my 
position as an exile and plunge me into 
a most amazing series of adventures. 

It began when something plucked at 
my arm as I stood in the ship’s lounge. 
I turned, facing Higgins, our cabin 
steward. Instantly my sensitive tulip 
nose which probes into human gland- 
ular odors and reads them as if they 
were voices, told me that something 
was wrong. 

J.JIGGINS’ adrenals, the fear glands, 
were overworking. That was very 
evident in the way he snatched at my 
sleeve and peered at me with oddly 
bloodshot eyes. “Pardon me, sir,” he 
spoke anxiously. “I read about you. 
You’re really Oscar the Detective?” 
“That’s me,” I replied. 

“You solve cases by chemistry? You 
know about gases, maybe?” 

“My Martian brain," I answered, 
preening myself modestly, “is a mecha- 
nism capable of reducing all nature to 
simple chemical formulae. What is it?” 
The man hesitated, his eyes shifting 
about worriedly. Then he whispered: 
“I’ve run into something queer down 
in the D hold. Would you come down 
and look?” 

“Now?” 

“No. In fifteen minutes. I’ll be 




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133 



waiting there for you.” Higgins’ eyes 
abruptly flooded with combined fear 
and suspicion when he saw Captain 
Foflett enter the lounge. He muttered 
something under his breath about gases 
and hurried away. 

Right then and there I had what you 
Americans call a hunch. I knew a case 
was brewing — the kind I shine in. It 
wasn’t what Higgins told me, but what 
his glands said, that put me on the alert. 
I tried to catch Hodar’s attention. 

Hodar was at the far end of the 
lounge, giving an impromptu show for 
the passengers who now sat open- 
mouthed, watching his wrist flick and 
turn an ordinary table cloth into a bril- 
liant fluttering Union Jack. He was 
tall and well poised and his engaging 
personality was always at its best be- 
fore an audience. 

“Now,” he said, flinging his black 
cloak over his arm to indicate the per- 
formance was almost ended, “Are there 
any special tricks or illusions the ladies 
and gentlemen wish to see? Only one. 
Which is it? The Indian rope trick? 
Cards?” 

He glanced at the first row of chairs, 
his eyes twinkling from Karl Bowen, 
the eminent arctic explorer and scien- 
tist, to Jane Lee, a pretty, blonde Amer- 
ican girl on her way to Alaska to be 
married. “How about it, Miss Lee?” 
Hodar smiled. 

The girl shook her head and blushed. 
“Ask Mr. Quest,” she suggested. 

Hodar glanced at the rather quiet, 
mild-mannered young man on her left. 

“How about producing Hitler so we 
can dunk him in the sea?” the young 
man asked. 

“Ah,* Ah,” said Hodar. “That’s 
Churchill’s job, not ours. He’ll prob- 
ably get dunked anyway.” 

Bowen, the explorer, looked up. 
“You’re a magician,” he said. “Why 
not produce the aurora borealis /” 



“The Northern Lights,” laughed 
Hodar. “Well, I don’t know. Perhaps 
they’re out of season. Furthermore, I 
doubt if I could produce them on the 
scale you're accustomed to. I’m just 
an ordinary magician. Now, if I were 
a god, I’d say ‘presto, Northern Lights.’ 
I’d wave my wand like this and. . . .” 

Hodar’s voice faltered. His hand 
froze in midair and he stared in fas- 
cinated amazement toward the north- 
ern windows of the lounge. 

“Good God — he’s done it!” someone 
shouted. 

A dozen people came to their feet 
and their expressions ranged from out- 
right shock to incredulous wonder. A 
buxom lady took one look at the win- 
dows and fell over in a dead faint, 
crushing a chair in the process. Then 
came an instant of frigid silence. Karl 
Bowen’s voice broke through it with 
naked force. 

“The borealisf" he gasped. “It’s 

impossible!” 

T) EYONI) the lounge windows the sky 
flooded with strange eldritch lights. 
They flared up suddenly, an eerie, tor- 
tuous glow bathing the dull sea and 
heaven in a way that made the blood in 
one’s veins run cold. Then they van- 
ished almost as quickly and abruptly 
as they had come. 

Hodar was the first to recover his 
self control. “Lord Almighty,” he 
whispered in a strained voice. "I didn’t 
do that. I couldn’t have. I’m no 
magician; I’m a showman.” 

“Those were the lights,” said Cap- 
tain Follett. 

“Pretty slick trick, I’d say!” It was 
Meung, a French-Canadian passenger 
speaking. He glared at Hodar coldly, 
almost malevolently. He was a thin, 
hook-nosed professional gambler with a 
spiked black moustache. He disliked 
Hodar intensely for the latter had 




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showed him a thing or two with cards 
on our first day out. 

“Listen,” Hodar said angrily, “If 
I—” 

His threat was never finished for an 
ominous booming sound swelled in the 
distance. It shook the very sky and 
sea with its tremendous concussion. 
The ship’s fixtures rattled and danced 
like mad. I could sense the fear that 
leaped into the passengers as they 
stared at each other and reached fran- 
tically for support while the ship tossed 
as though caught in the iron grip of 
some unseen tidal force. 

“We’re being torpedoed!” someone 
screamed. 

People rushed out on deck. Some 
grabbed up life preservers; others 
fought for a place near the boats. Cap- 
tain Follett’s voice cut through the 
confusion and, after a few tense sec- 
onds, calmed the passengers by its 
sheer force. “I want order! ” he roared. 
“We’re not being torpedoed. We don’t 
know what’s happened. Just stand 
by!” 

A junior officer raced down the bridge 
ladder to the Captain’s side. His face 
was white and tensed. “Tidal wave,* 
Sir,” he reported. “That’s all we can 
make out. Seems to have been a vol- 
canic explosion in the sea, some dis- 
tance ahead. Mr. Clark wants to know 
if we should change course?” 

“Blasted no!” said the Captain. 
“We’ll investigate.” 

Karl Bowen came up. “Those lights 
we saw weren’t Northern Lights,” he 
said quickly. “I tell you, there’s some- 
thing wrong. The aurora borealis are 
never accompanied by sound or tidal 
reactions.” 

“How long a time passed between the 
lights and the sound?” I cut in. 

“A little more than three minutes,” 
said Bowen. 

Hodar and the Captain nodded in 



agreement. 

“Okay,” I said. “Computing the 
relative speed of sound and light plus 
the interval of difference between them, 
I’d say the source of those lights and 
the explosions is about forty-four miles 
or so. Sound travels about one mile in 
five seconds. Where would that be, 
Captain Follett?” 

“It could be anywhere. The main- 
land or, directly ahead, St. Lawrence 
Island.” 

“But it can’t be,” Bowen protested. 
“There are no volcanic formations in 
the island. And the few volcanoes on 
the mainland within that distance are 
all extinct.” 

A commotion on deck interrupted us. 
My eyes swept toward the companion- 
way ladder to witness a startling scene. 

Higgins, the cabin steward, lurched 
out upon deck drunkenly. His face was 
beet-red as he stumbled forward. He 
was laughing in a high-pitched, un- 
controllable manner that sent a queer 
chill running up my spine. 

“Higgins!” snapped Follett. 

“G-G-Hold . . . gas ha . . . ha . . 

I stared at the man for laughter, 
when it is uncontrolled and hysterical, 
when it has a thread of madness cours- 
ing through it, becomes an unnerving 
sound. The steward’s voice scaled to 
a screeching pitch as he staggered 
toward us. “Gasss . . . ha . . . ha . . .” 
His voice suddenly shattered upon a 
high note. He stiffened abruptly, then 
collapsed on the deck. 

It was then that my sensitive nose 
caught another mystifying odor — but 
I’ll explain this later. 

CHAPTER II 
Murder 

J ANE LEE stepped through the door- 
way of my cabin and glanced sym- 




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135 



pathetically toward the bed where we 
had placed the unconscious steward. 
“Can I help at all?” she asked. “I’m a 
trained nurse. At least I was.” 

I smiled and my ductless glands let 
out a polite and appreciative little 
secretion — a reaction I simply can’t 
curb when I see a pretty Earth girl. 
"Please,” I said, “You might look after 
Higgins until the doctor comes.” 
Captain Follett had been standing 
by, fuming. “What’s wrong with 
Higgins?” he demanded. “Never seen 
the man act like that. Good solid man, 
Higgins.” 

“I’ve got my suspicions— chem- 
icals!” I murmured. 

Then to everyone’s puzzlement, I 
busied myself at the cabin washbasin 
where I soaked two towels in water and 
wrung them half dry, then sprinkled 
a little brandy on each. I gave one to 
Hodar, the other to Follett. “Wrap 
these around your face, covering your 
mouth and nose. Breathe through 
them,” I explained. “We’re visiting 
the D hold.” 

At the bottom of the D hold I flashed 
my pocket torch around, letting the 
beam slice through the stygian darkness 
and stuffiness. The place was filled 
with drums and heavy tins. They 
creaked and scraped with the motion of 
the ship. Walking along the narrow 
passageway, I clucked appreciatively, 
reading the labels painted on the cargo. 
“Nitric acid. Sulphuric acid. Eh!” 
Then I saw what I was looking for — 
a few tins of ammonium nitrate which 
had fallen across a high pressure steam 
pipe that ran through the hold. My 
sensitive nose fluttered like humming 
bird wings. To my right I heard Hodar 
and the Captain begin giggling. 

Instantly, I knew what was wrong in 
the hold — nitrous oxide! The tins of 
ammonium nitrate had spilled upon the 
intensely hot steam pipes. An oxida- 



tion had occurred. The result was sim- 
ple laughing gas! 

“Get back on deck, quick!” I 
shouted at Hodar. An overdose could 
seriously affect their nervous systems 
as it had done to poor Higgins. 

As for myself, I remained. Laugh- 
ing gas doesn’t affect me as it does 
Earthmen. I didn’t giggle and get 
high. Instead, my glands let out an al- 
most uncontrollable series of sweet 
smelling sympathetic odors — chuckles, 
to be exact. You see, until my appear- 
ance on Earth, I had never used 
sounds for speech. Martians use odors. 
Having perfect control of every gland 
in our penguin-shaped bodies, we con- 
vey thoughts by odor frequencies. But 
you have to have a nose and a body 
like mine for this. 

I whipped out a pencil and pad and 
began scribbling in Martian swift hand, 
a much faster, scientifically designed 
method of speedwriting than your 
various shorthands. What did I write 
down there in the hold? You’d be sur- 
prised. The nitrous oxide was saying 
things to me — comic gags. I wrote 
them down with the intention of send- 
ing them to my good friend, Bob Hope. 

I also made myself a memo suggest- 
ing the compilation of a lexicon of 
odors and a key to it so that profes- 
sional humorists and gagmen in the 
future might explore the rich storehouse 
of humor — nitrous oxide. 

T TPON deck, I found Hodar and Cap- 
tain Follett recovered from their 
experience in the cargo hold. Hodar 
shot me a funny glance, saying, “What 
the devil is it all about, Oscar? I feel 
as much in the dark as a couple of diplo- 
mats shooting with cold dice in a pitch 
black room.” 

“You tell me,” I said. “We’re on a 
case but this time we’re in it before it’s 
really started. I can’t actually tell 




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what’s in the air. Still, jnst the fact 
that this ship is crammed with nitric 
and sulphuric acids puts me in a queer 
frame of mind.” 

“The cargo?” asked Captain Follett. 
“It’s for delivery to the Seward Import 
Company. What’s so queer about 
that?" 

“Just one thing,” I Teplied. “I’ve 
been reading up on Alaska. Chemicals 
used in the mining industry there are 
brought in in small amounts. Nothing 
like this. Who wants these chemicals 
and why? The Eskimos don’t eat 
them.” 

A bell rang on the ship’s bridge and 
at the same instant there came a pierc- 
ing scream from the direction of my 
cabin. “It’s the girll ” I cried. “Come 
on 1 ” I raced along the uneven deck, 
banging once into an air-vent funnel 
and cursing aloud with a none too pret- 
ty string of Martian odor-oaths. I 
knew that I shouldn’t have left Jane 
Lee alone with the unconscious steward. 

Bursting into the cabin, I saw her 
crumpled upon the floor in a pitiful 
sobbing heap. In one hand she clutched 
a brandy glass, the contents of which 
had spilled over the carpet. I breathed 
a sigh of relief when we finally lifted 
her to a chair and found her unhurt. 

“What happened?” I asked as her 
eyes fluttered open. 

The girl’s stare was fraught with hor- 
ror. Her cheeks were deathly pale and 
her small warm lips trembled as she 
glanced across the cabin to the bed. 
My eyes followed hers, then I stiffened. 
At the same moment, a violent gland- 
ular odor assailed my flared nose. The 
odor of death! 

“Higgins!" said Hodar. 

“Stone dead!” cut in Captain Follett. 

I came to the bedside and took a look 
at the man. There was a dark sticky 
blotch on his forehead and the back of 
his head had been ripped out. “Mur- 



dered — ,” I said slowly. “Shot at close 
range through the forehead. The gun 
shot was muffled by this pillow wrapped 
around the weapon.” I stooped and 
picked up an empty shell from the floor. 

“Here’s the gun,” cried Hodar. He 
pointed at a Webley service automatic 
which lay on its right side upon a small 
table near the door. The gun hadn’t 
been there when we brought Higgins 
into the cabin. 

“Don’t touch it, yet,” I ordered. I 
turned to Jane Lee. She was still pale 
and shaken but she stared at me clear 
eyed. “So, what happened?” I asked 
her. 

Her lips quivered again. “It’s ter- 
rible, horrible,” she said in a low, halt- 
ing voice. “It’s my fault. I shouldn’t 
have left him alone.” 

“You left the cabin?" I asked, sur- 
prised. 

“Yes,” said Jane. “I felt the man 
needed a stimulant so I ran to the bar 
for some brandy. I was only gone a 
minute. When I returned he was. . . .” 

“Murdered!” put in Captain Follett. 

“There was brandy right here in the 
cabin,” I said pointing to a table near 
the bed. 

Jane Lee’s eyes widened when she 
saw the brandy flask which Hodar and 
I kept in our cabin as a sort of precau- 
tion against the weather. “No. I didn’t 
see it,” she cried. “Oh, I wish I had.” 



(-'APTAIN FOLLETT crossed in 
front of the girl and looked down 
at her sternly. “What’s to prove the 
brandy spilled on the carpet wasn’t 
from this flask?” he asked. “Miss Lee, 
can anyone prove you went to the bar? 
The bartender?” 

A look of new terror came into the 
girl’s blue eyes. “Anyone see me?” she 
whispered. “No. Why no I The bar- 
tender wasn’t there. I just took the 
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Captain Follett grunted doubtfully 
and swerved his attention to where I 
was breaking open the dip of the mur- 
der gun and counting the bullets. I 
nodded toward him. 

“This is it, Captain,” I said. “One 
shell gone.” 

Suddenly I raised the murder weapon 
to my nose, taking a long careful sniff 
as people do just before they’re about 
to sneeze. But I didn’t sneeze. I was 
detecting. 

“Needn’t bother about fingerprints,” 
I said. “This gun was held by a gloved 
hand when it was fired. Leather odor 
on it. Pigskin to be exact.” 

I handed the gun to Captain Follett. 

“Okay, Captain,” I said. “Please 
hold this gun as if you were going to 
shoot it, then put it on the table exactly 
as we found it. Remember, exactly I” 

“What?” The Captain looked mysti- 
fied. 

“Just a little curiosity of mine,” I 
murmured. 

Captain Follett agreed. -He twirled 
the gun in his right hand, aimed it for 
an instant, glanced at me in puzzlement 
and set the weapon upon the table on its 
leftside. I had Hodar repeat the per- 
formance. Finally I handed the gun to 
Jane Lee. I watched closely as she 
took the gun in her right hand, held it 
gingerly for a second before setting it 
down in exactly the same position as 
Captain Follett and Hodar had done. 

“What’s this nonsense about,” Fol- 
lett demanded. “Give me that gun. 
I’ll have it traced.” 

“Don’t bother,” I said. “My nose 
has already informed me of the owner.” 

“You know?” Follett and the girl 
looked at me amazed. 

“Sure l know — Karl Bowen, the ex- 
plorer!” I said. “Hodar, you and I are 
going to pay Bowen a visit. And Cap- 
tain, I’d rather you didn’t come. I’ll 
report to you later.” 



TN THE B deck passageway I raised 

my hand to rap on a stateroom door 
when Hodar called my attention to the 
nameplate, “Meung.” For the hun- 
dredth time I rued the fact that every- 
thing on Earth, including stateroom 
door nameplates and ships bars, are de- 
signed for six foot earth men and not 
four foot Martians. 

“Pardon my inches,” I murmured 
when Meung the Gambler opened the 
door and glared at me. I promptly re- 
moved myself another door down the 
passage and knocked. 

The door, this time, was opened by 
Bowen himself. He was a medium 
height man. He looked older than his 
fifty years, his friendly face worn by 
the hardship of years spent in the 
Arctic. 

“How’s the cabin steward? Recov- 
ered?” he asked as Hodar and I en- 
tered. 

“In a way,” I murmured. Then, as 
the door was shut, I quickly explained 
that murder had been committed aboard 
ship. Bowen listened without saying 
a word until I came to the unpleasant 
business — the gun. 

“My gun!” he gasped. “But I have 
my gun. I saw it in my case only an 
hour or two ago. And I’ve been in my 
stateroom ever since I left you with 
Higgins. He was alive then.” 

“Well, Bowen,” I said. “I was 
pretty sure you didn’t fire that gun. 
But who came in here and stole your 
gun?” 

“Nobody,” replied the explorer. He 
hastily threw his traveling bag upon 
the bed, unlatched it and rummaged 
among some clothing. Finally he pulled 
out a Webley service automatic. 

“Great guns! Twins!” Hodar mur- 
mured. 

I took the Webley, slipped out the 
cartridge clip and found it full. “Are 
you sure this is yours?”! demanded. 




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Bowen looked perplexed. “Well . . . 
that’s strange,” he said. “My gun 
wasn’t loaded.” 

“Naturally, because it isn’t yours,” I 
said. “To make sure we can check on 
the serial numbers. This automatic 
was planted here recently,” — Again I 
sniffed at the gun but this time I jerked 
my nose away as if it had been stung. 
For a moment I gasped and snorted 
violently. “Gasoline! . . . The gun’s 
been dipped in gasoline to destroy all 
personal identifying odors. Very clever 
indeed!” 

“What?” Hodar cut in. 

“Just what I said,” I repeated. 
“We’re working against an amazingly 
clever criminal. A man who took my 
detecting ability into account when he 
planned his crime. He planted this 
odor-free gun here so Karl Bowen 
wouldn’t be alarmed upon discovering 
his own Webley automatic missing. 
After the/crime, the murderer probably 
intended stealing his own gun back. 
We weren’t expected to search Bowen 
for his gun so quickly. But the mur- 
derer make one mistake. I traced the 
murder gun to Bowen by smell instead 
of through police or manufacturer’s 
records. That should have been dipped 
in gasoline also. Then we wouldn’t 
have questioned Bowen for some days 
yet.” 

“But why was the steward mur- 
dered?” asked Hodar. 

“Because I think he knew too much. 
His death is but a symptom of a bigger 
case. A case with chemicals in it. I’m 
sure of this because I know who •shot 
him!” 

“You’ve discovered that already? 
But how?” 

I shook my head. “It won’t do to 
reveal the murderer yet,” I said. 
? There’s more than one man in this. 
Our job is to be on the alert. Let’s get 
back to our cabin.” 



r T~'HE cabin had become quite 
A crowded since our departure. When 
we returned with Bowen, we found that 
the Captain had gone while the ship’s 
doctor and young Mr. Quest had come 
in. It was Quest who surprised us. 

He was no longer the young, unas- 
suming young man who had followed 
Jane Lee around like a puppy, despite 
the fact that she was engaged to still 
another in Nome. He had changed. He 
looked hard and efficient. His chilly 
gray eyes stabbed at us, each in turn. 

“I’m Quest,” he said. “Lieutenant 
James Quest of the CRMP.” 

“The Canadian Mounteds,” said 
Hodar in surprise. 

Quest nodded. “I’m taking over,” 
he said. “This is a Canadian ship. A 
Canadian has been murdered.” 

“That isn’t all — said a voice be- 
hind Quest. It was Captain Follett. 
Something strange had happened to 
him. He leaned against the door and 
looked at us queerly, like a man who 
was punch-drunk. “The St. Lawrence 
Island is gone— gone out of the sea,” he 
said harshly. 

There were running footsteps outside 
on the deck, then voices, amazed shouts 
and more footsteps. The name, St. 
Lawrence, was repeated in a dozen in- 
credible tones. Then a bell clanged up 
on the bridge. 

In the cabin, everyone stared at Cap- 
tain Follett as though he were mad. 
The St. Lawrence Island was the big- 
gest stretch of land in the Bering Sea. 

“Gone, you said!” Bowen finally 
broke the silence. The explorer’s face 
went absolutely dead white. 

CHAPTER III 

Meung 

HpHE first of the winter storms had 
A blown through Nome. It had blan- 




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keted Alaska from Fairbanks to Point 
Spencer with a ceaseless driving snow 
that extended even to the margins of 
the Seward Peninsula where a frigid 
tide rolled down direct from the frozen 
tip of the planet. 

Death rode in the sub-zero wind that 
whined across the storied Nome beach. 
There were no ships now. The last, the 
S. S . Vancouver, was gone two days. 
Nome was snowbound, but Nome was 
also in a fervor of excitement. 

The St. Lawrence Island had van- 
ished completely. Nome’s Daily Clarion 
blasted the news through the frozen 
city. There hadn’t been a shred of 
word from the few hundred natives and 
the single trading post on the Bering 
Sea island. Two coast guard cutters 
had braved a stormy sea and came back 
to report that there was nothing left 
but a large wave-washed reef where the 
island had once been. 

“Well, catastrophe is putting it 
mildly,” observed Hodar as he, Lieu- 
tenant Quest and I sat in our hotel in 
Nome. “But I don’t see where the 
island has anything to do with the mur- 
der case?” 

“All right,” said Quest. “You and 
Oscar have given me a bit of a hand as 
far as Bowen is concerned. I’ll take 
you in on this. There may be more 
than just murder. Oscar ought to ap- 
preciate the connection. He’s got an 
imagination.” 

“I hardly need imagination to know 
the island is gone,” said Hodar. “We 
passed right by where it wasn't” 

Lieutenant Quest smiled. “But you 
don’t know why I came aboard the ship 
in Vancouver?” 

“Meung?” I asked. 

Quest darted a surprised look at me. 
“How did you know?” 

“Because you pretended not to know 
him aboard ship,” I replied. 

“Very well,” said Quest. “But this 



business started with a secret meeting 
of international diplomats in Lisbon, 
Portugal. My government was inter- 
ested in it for two reasons: Europe is 
at war; secondly, certain representa- 
tives of opposing nations came to- 
gether in that meeting. Furthermore, 
the greater number of representa- 
tives came from nations which had 
only one thing in common — Arctic 
claims. 

“Meung the gambler seemed to be a 
Canadian representative. We think he 
was acting for someone else. Now, we 
don’t know what occurred at this meet- 
ing. Meung returned to Canada, 
crossed the country to Vancouver and 
caught the boat to Alaska. I was as- 
signed to check up on his movements 
and contacts. Gambling is just his 
front.” 

“So you think Meung knows some- 
thing about the lost island?” Hodar 
asked. “That’s impossible. It takes 
big money to remove land. Look what 
the Panama Canal cost the U. S. Gov- 
ernment. Think of the time and men it 
took.” 

I stood up suddenly, grabbing Hodar. 
“That’s not our worry now,” I said. “I 
think Meung needs a little investigat- 
ing. While Quest keeps his eye on 
Bowen, you and I are going to pay a 
visit. And while I’m visiting, you’re 
going to search Meung’s quarters.” 

jP\OWNTOWN Nome was almost de- 
^ serted when we went out. Foot- 
paths had been cut around the snow- 
drifts that choked the crooked main 
street. Here and there we saw native 
dogs huddled in doorways, their thick 
fur billowing in the cutting wind. The 
town was dotted, almost every corner, 
with those grotesquely carved Alaskan 
totem poles. ' 

One by one, as I passed them, I felt 
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bones. There was something about the 
totems that filled me with a queer in- 
expressible feeling — a sensation of dan- 
ger. Suddenly, as I approached the 
sixth pole along the street I stopped, 
fascinated by the fantastic face carved 
upon the totem. 

“Hodar,” I said, “I’ll swear that 
thing said something.” 

“The totem?” Hodar looked at me 
queerly. “Don’t let them get you down, 
Oscar. They’re just put up for the sum- 
mer tourist trade.” 

I looked at the totem again. I was 
positive the thing had been trying to 
say something to me. Or was this the 
imagination Lieutenant Quest had com- 
mented on? 

“Here’s Meung’s hangout. The 
Malemute Bar,” said Hodar. “We part 
here, eh?” 

The Malemute Bar was the biggest 
and toughest place in Nome. I real- 
ized that the instant I walked in, and I 
quickly forgot my worries about the 
totem poles. The Malemute hung 
heavy with smoke. Raucous voices and 
laughter rang out along the busy bar. 
To the right, miners and fishermen, 
white and native, crowded around 
roulette, faro and poker tables. A 
drunk played mechanically at a tin pan 
piano which was lined with whiskey 
glasses. 

I caused quite a sensation when I 
pushed through the swinging doors and 
stood there in what appeared to be an 
evening suit. People don’t often see a 
Martian with a tulip nose like mine. A 
couple of men grabbed for their drinks. 
Another man swore off the stuff for 
life and stumbled out of the bar mum- 
bling: “Pink elephants are bad 

enough, but good god!” 

I saw Meung at a poker table, his 
back to the wall. He was startled, see- 
ing me in the Malemute. I immediately 
sauntered to the table and dropped 



into a vacant place. “Deal me in,” I 
said. “I feel lucky today. Let’s make 
it worth while. Draw with table stakes. 
Start with five hundred dollars.” 

The other players at the table sort of 
stiffened, glaring at me suspiciously. 
“That let’s me out,” said one. The 
other three players also folded up their 
cards. 

“So, it looks like you and me,” Me- 
ung said. He greedily watched the 
crisp green one hundred dollar bills I 
paid out for my stack of chips. 

Sensing something unusual, the men 
and women in the cafe edged around 
our table. I caught a bit of uneasy 
murmuring, for tough as Nome’s citi- 
zens were, they still liked fair play and 
in their eyes I was just a queer little tin- 
horn lined up against a sharp. 

The tune changed swiftly as the play 
began. The sourdoughs and breeds 
soon opened their eyes in amazement. 
From the start, I won. Slowly, the 
chips piled up on my side. In fact, I 
could hardly see over the top of them. 

Meung didn’t have a chance. I 
know poker too well. I’m a whizz at 
it. My sensitive nose caught and trans- 
lated Meung’s slightest nervous reac- 
tion. I read right through his poker 
face. My scientific comptometer-like 
brain calculated odds down to a hair’s 
breadth. This time the gambler was up 
against it for still another reason — I 
was cheating also! 

'TTME after time I filled my hand 
with a pair, then three queens. 
How those queens came up fifteen times 
in a row is my secret. Gradually, as 
the chips drifted my way and as the 
angry glint in Meung’s eyes turned to 
malevolent suspicion, I prepared for a 
climax. 

The onlookers watched the table 
tensely, wolfishly. Table stakes such 
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gOldrush days. 

Meung watched me like a hawk as I 
dealt my surprise hand. I nursed the 
deck slowly; one card for Meung, one 
card for me, one for Meung. With de- 
liberate slowness I partially concealed 
the deck with my right hand. There 
was a slight flick of my left thumb, but 
obvious enough for all to see. I dealt, 
not the top card, but the second one. 
For an instant I held it poised and 
then dropped it, a queen, beside two 
black queens. 

There came a gasp from the wolves 
around the table. Meung reared sud- 
denly to his feet and like a striking 
rattlesnake, his hand dipped under his 
coat. People ducked under tables as 
Meung’s revolver barrel flashed in the 
lamplight. My eyes abruptly riveted 
upon the gun. Meung’s thumb auto- 
matically rubbed the pistol-waist to re- 
lease a safety catch, but his gun had 
no catch. 

“Take it easy, partner,” I said. 

“You cheating sideshow 1 I’ll blow 
your blasted head off!” Meung snarled. 

“Forget the gun,” I said. Casually, 
I shoved all my chips, a good eight 
thousand dollars toward the table cen- 
ter. “I’ll stake these against that shoot- 
ing iron of yours, Meung. I’m giving 
you a chance. You deal.” 

The gambler looked at me queerly. 
“Are you bats?” he growled. 

“Nope, just a born gambler. These 
chips against your gun,” I smiled. 

Slowly, almost hesitantly, Meung 
placed his gun upon the table and slid 
into his chair. His fingers reached for 
the cards. Every eye in the room was 
fastened upon our table. We were 
watched with the intensity of arrested 
motion. 

Meung began the deal, watching me 
suspiciously as I gathered up my cards. 

“Maybe you don’t want to finish this 
hand,” I suddenly spoke. “Maybe you 



won’t want to finish when I tell you I 
didn’t come to gamble, but just to make 
sure you shot cabin steward Higgins 
aboard the S.S. Vancouver!” 

Meung bunched his cards under his 
chin. For an instant he looked past 
me. Without turning, I knew a girl 
stood behind me, signaling what I held 
in my hand to Meung. Then his eyes 
settled on me. “Smart little guy, eh?” 
he said sarcastically. 

“Not smart,” I countered. “Just 
watchful, like that gal behind me. I 
knew you killed Higgins because you’re 
left-handed. Naturally you set a gun 
down on its right side. You did it with 
Bowen’s gun. You just did it now with 
this pistol.” 

“Day dreaming, aren’t you!” 
snapped Meung. 

“You were in the stateroom next to 
Bowen’s aboard ship so you were able 
to get into his room. You borrowed his 
gun for the murder and left your own 
Webley so he wouldn’t think his own 
was missing,” I said evenly. “You’re 
not used to revolvers, Meung. Rather 
have a Webley Automatic. I noticed 
your thumb reaching for the safety on 
this revolver. A Webley would have 
had a safety catch.” 

Meung sprang to his feet. His eyes 
stabbed at me with murderous rage. 
“You little rat!” he hissed. 

His hand darted for the pistol upon 
the table. It moved as swiftly and 
surely as a rapier thrust — but not fast 
enough. The gun wasn’t there. 

With all my weight, I banged down 
on my side of the round poker table. 
Chips scattered in all directions and, as 
the table slanted, Meung’s revolver slid 
into my hands. The far table edge 
shot upward clipping the gambler on 
the point of his jaw. Meung keeled 
over, cold. 

“That, my good man,” I said as I 
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“is a lesson. Don’t play with firearms.” 

CHAPTER IV 
Drums of Lead 

T IEUTENANT QUEST paced the 
floor in my room and slapped a 
fist impatiently in the palm of one hand. 
“This whole case is haywire,” he said. 
“First you come back from the Male- 
mute saying Meung killed the steward 
and Bowen is innocent. Then Hodar 
says he fine-combed Meung’s quarters 
and found absolutely nothing. Now 
look at the report I get from the tele- 
phone central on Bowen.” 

“You mean you had Bowen’s wire 
tapped?” asked Hodar. 

“Right. And he made a call this 
morning. Who do you think he called?” 

“Probably Jane Lee,” I said. 

Lieutenant v Quest frowned. “He 
called Meung!” 

“What?” 

“That’s right. And this is what he 
said, word for word”: — Lieutenant 
Quest read from a slip of paper — “ ‘You 
stole my plans, my life’s work. If you 
don’t stop, I’ll expose the entire busi- 
ness’ But that’s as much information 
as I’ve got,” said Quest. “Meung ar- 
ranged to meet Bowen on the docks 
behind the Seward Salmon Cannery at 
four o’clock. That’s an hour from 
now.” 

“Well, don’t arrest them,” I cut in. 
“Let them meet. We’ll be there.” 

“It’s pretty odd of Bowen,” Hodar 
murmured. “He’s not the type to mix 
up with crooks.” 

There was a knock at our door. 
Opening the door, I was surprised to 
see Jane Lee accompanied by a heavy 
set young man who wore rimless 
glasses. The man was what you call 
the go-getter type. 

“Oscar,” Jane began. “This is my 



fiance, Jack — ” 

The go-getter stepped into the room 
briskly. “Let me do the talking, Jane,” 
he said. “I’m Jack Williams, head of 
the Williams North Star Trading Posts. 
Got forty of them. All over the penin- 
sula. You’re Oscar, eh? Sort of a 
scientist?” 

I gasped a little at the breathless 
swiftness with which Jack Williams 
spoke. 

“Here,” said Williams, taking a 
packet of greenbacks from his brief 
case and plunking them on the table. 
“Ten thousand dollars expense money. 
I just lost an important trading post 
on St. Lawrence Island. Can’t afford 
to let it happen again. Got another 
post at Nunivak Island South of here. 
Your job is to head an expedition with 
Karl Bowen. Find out why the St. 
Lawrence sank. Find out if Nunivak 
is safe.” 

“What do you mean — my job?” I 
answered. I disliked the idea of being 
railroaded into anything by efficient 
young business men. 

“You’ve got to do it,” snapped Wil- 
liams. “I’ll see that Nome’s Chamber 
of Commerce adds another $50,000 to 
this. The expedition ship is on its way 
up from St. Michael. Be ready to- 
morrow. Okay?” 

Jack Williams snapped his brief case 
shut, took Jane Lee’s arm and breezed 
out of the room almost as quickly as 
he had come. I noticed a sort of mel- 
ancholy look in Lieutenant Quest’s eyes 
as he watched the couple depart. 

I glanced at my watch. It was quar- 
ter of four. 

I deposited Williams’ packet of 
money along with my poker winnings 
in the hotel safe downstairs as we left 
for the salmon cannery. “Sixty thou- 
sand dollars for a bit of detecting isn’t 
bad at all,” I murmured. “That is, if 
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across.” 

Hodar looked at me as if I were mad. 

“But Oscar, we’re already working 
on a case with Quest,” he said. 

“Don’t kid yourself,” I grinned. 
“Maybe Williams and the Chamber of 
Commerce don’t realize it. But our 
two cases are connected. The only 
trouble is, I don’t know what the devil 
we’re facing. ... Or do I?” 

TV/f Y voice sort of drifted off, frozen 
1 A in the zero air. Again I was 
staring at one of those confounded To- 
tem poles. I could have sworn 1 
smelled the thing talking. I stepped 
toward the grotesque image when Ho- 
dar suddenly grabbed me. 

“Come on, Oscar, we’re late.” 

“But the totem is talking,” I said. 

“Nuts!” 

It was bitter cold when we arrived 
at the salmon cannery docks. The sky 
was overcast and darkening. A steady, 
saw-toothed wind whipped among the 
buildings and out across the black 
waters of the sea. 

“We’ll stop here on the leeward side 
of the building until Meung shows up,” 
said Lieutenant Quest as he loosened 
the gun in his holster. 

Suddenly something hit me an awful 
wallop, a short left jab to the nose. I 
staggered back against Hodar, clutch- 
ing at his coat tails for support. “Great 
Martian Godsl” I cried, meanwhile 
holding my sensitive nose. 

Both Hodar and Quest stared at me 
curiously, then Hodar began laughing. 
“I forgot about that, Oscar. The 
salmon smell. It must have hit a nose 
like yours a terrific blow, eh?” 

The fish odor from the cannery! 
That was a new and horrible experi- 
ence for me. And let me tell you, if 
Earthmen ever want to conquer Mars, 
the odor of a salmon cannery and not 
guns will do it. 



143 

“It’s absolutely barbaric,” I told 
Hodar. It was then that I got one of 
my more commercial ideas. My nose 
and brain took but a moment to an- 
alyze the components of odor piscium, 
better known as fish smell. I tore a 
leaf from my notebook and scribbled 
out a quick, workable formula for tak- 
ing the smell out of canned fish. I 
hurried around to the main entrance 
of the building to slip the memo under 
their door. 

But that was as far as I got. I saw 
the company’s name on the door — 
SEWARD SALMON COMPANY, 
SUBSIDIARY OF SEWARD IM- 
PORT COMPANY. 

Lieutenant Quest came around and 
saw me goggling at the nameplate. “It’s 
after four,” he growled. “Meung and 
Bowen haven’t shown hide nor hair.” 

“Is nitric acid used for canning?” I 
asked abruptly. 

Quest stared at me strangely. 

“I think this cannery needs’ a going 
over,” I added. “Hodar, pull your 
magic out and open this door.” 

Hodar, who is, if anything, better 
than Houdini, sort of opened Lieu- 
tenant Quest’s eyes when he opened 
the sturdy double bolt door in less than 
eleven seconds. “Good Lord,” mur- 
mured the Lieutenant, “and here I used 
a jimmy to break into Captain Follett’s 
cabin when I searched it aboard ship.” 

I found a light switch and flooded 
the principal room of the cannery. 
Most of the equipment had been oiled 
and covered. This was the off season. 
As we moved toward the back of the 
building I saw something that struck 
me oddly. . . . 

Piled in one corner were dozens of 
the huge metal drums which I had seen 
in the hold of the S.S. Vancouver l Be- 
yond them were some vats. I dipped 
my finger in one, smelling and tasting 
the liquid. It was a sweet, sirupy, 




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colorless stuff. The identifying formula 
C,Hs(OH), — saponified natural fats — - 
leaped to my mind instantly. 

Near these vats were a number of 
huge cylindrical drums made of lead 
and partially encased by wood. They 
looked like converters of some sort. X 
began to investigate when Hodar, who 
had drifted off to a small side office, 
shouted at the top of his lungs. “OS- 
CARI” 

I scurried around the converters like 
a rabbit with buckshot an inch behind 
him. Hodar was kneeling over a man’s 
body. 

It was Karl Bowen — dead I A knife 
in his neck. 

T IEUTENANT QUEST took one 
look at Bowen’s cold corpse. His 
lips tightened grimly as he whirled 
about and hurried from the cannery. 
“I’m getting Meungl” he said. 

Instead of following the lean Cana- 
dian, I stooped and went through the 
dead explorer’s pockets. He hadn’t 
been searched. His killer had prob- 
ably been in too much of a hurry to 
get away. In his passport I found a 
series of newspaper clippings taken 
from British, Canadian, German, Nor- 



want the whole of the unexplored Arc- 
tic r 

Hodar stared at me for a second. 
“That’s fantastic,” he said. “No com- 
pany is mad enough to try developing 
the polar regions. It can’t be done.” 

I snapped my fingers suddenly. 
“Hodar,” I said. “Bowen was an Arc- 
tic explorer. He must have found 
something because there’s a connection. 
Remember the Lisbon meeting of 
world diplomats. The Arctic question 
was brought up there. But what the 
hell is it? There’s a natural connec- 
tion between that meeting, Meung and 
the murder of Bowen.” 

“But what’s behind it all?” 

“I don’t know, Hodar. But I think 
it’s a big case, bigger than we’ve ever 
tackled and I’ve a feeling the United 
States will be dragged into it.” 

“Why the U.S.?” 

“Because, haven’t you noticed, every 
time I get in on a case it seems to be 
my destiny to protect American inter- 
ests?” I think Hodar expected me to 
whistle a bar from Yankee Doodle at 
this point. Instead, I started for the 
door. “We’re going to Meung’s place 
to get Quest,” I said. “I don’t think 
we’ll find Meung by himself.” 



wegian and Swedish newspapers. 

Reading several of them with Ho- T IEUTENANT QUEST was swear- 
dar’s help, I saw that they had one ing a blue streak and hurriedly 
thing in common, an amazing factor, searching Meung’s apartment over the 
The articles gave news of an Arctic Malemute Bar when we arrived. 
Development Corporation which had “He’s gone,” snapped Quest, 
petitioned the various world govern- “You needn’t search the place,” I 
ments holding claims in the North for replied. “He probably took whatever 
trading franchise rights. needed taking. Wasn’t much. Hodar 

“Do you see what I see?” I asked searched here before ” 

Hodar. “Not one of the petitions asked It was then I noticed that Quest 
for trading franchises in Alaska, North- wasn’t looking at me. He was staring 
em Canada or Greenland. The Arctic past me. I whirled almost on a dime 
Development Corporation asks for and stood face to face with the rather 
trading and developing rights in unex- buxom cafe girl who had been part of 
plored territory, absolutely frozen ter- Meung’s poker team. 
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As she stepped into the room, eying 
Quest and Hodar with frank apprais- 
ing glances, I got a whiff of her per- 
fume. Boy, did it say things. 

“Who are you?” Quest demanded. 
The girl shrugged her shoulders. 
“You can call me, Lou, big boy.” She 
smiled again. “I suppose you’re look- 
ing for Meung, that rat?” 

“What do you know about him?” 
Quest shot at her. 

“I know he’s gone, ain’t he? He run 
out on me, the rat. Try to give me the 
double cross for another skirt, will he? 
Maybe you don’t know he just killed 
this Bowen guy. You want> to know 
where he went, huh? Well I’ll spill it.” 
“Go ahead,” snapped Quest. 

“So Meung ran out on me, with a 
doll,” said the woman named Lou. An 
angry, jealous tone entered her voice. 
“Well, he’s headed Eastward with a 
dog team and a dozen rifles. He went 
off with that doll, Jane Lee.” 

“Jane Lee—” Quest gasped. 

“Yeah, that’s her,” replied the cafe 
girl. “Maybe she can tell you why this 
explorer guy was rubbed out — if you 
can catch her!” 

CHAPTER V 
The To+ems Talk 

THRIVING eastward toward Norton 
the sea cuts in to the right of the 
Seward Peninsula. It’s a loijg, desolate 
expanse of snow covered tundra, the 
barren white slopes marred only by the 
fringe of thundering ice floes along the 
Norton Sound shore. 

The vague, sickly light of a new and 
shorter day was just breaking. It found 
us, Lieutenant Quest and me, miles 
from Nome in the midst of the vast and 
bleak snow country. Behind us was 
the winding trail slashed in the snow 
by our sledge and team of yapping hus- 
kies. Ahead, there was nothing but 



unrelieved whiteness. 

“We’re still seventy miles from Nor- 
ton and we’ve lost their trail. They 
may have headed for there then 
changed their direction,” said Lieuten- 
ant Quest. 

“I’m about dead,” I muttered. 

I was, actually. A great deal had 
happened since the previous evening 
when we had discovered Bowen mur- 
dered and that Jane Lee had run off 
with Meung. We had decided to give 
chase. Quest and I were to take a dog 
team while Hodar remained in Nome 
to watch things. 

Before starting I had made a little 
fur cap for my tulip nose because it 
was so sensitive to the cold. Little did 
I realize at the time that this would 
cause us some delay and trouble. Then, 
like mad cheechakos * we mushed out 
of Nome into the teeth of a frigid north 
wind. 

Throughout the long night, as we 
pushed ahead, driving the dogs like 
madmen, we passed an endless parade 
of Totem poles. They were-planted all 
over the peninsula. There were so 
many they even got on Quest’s nerves. 
Toward morning something else hap- 
pened and it almost finished me. . . . 
The fur cap on my nose! 

A band of migratory Eskimos, hunt- 
ing in the night along the Norton Sound 
shore, spotted me. Unlike Quest, I 
didn’t wear a parka and boots. My ex- 
tremely heavy Martian skin which is 
proof against bullets is also proof 
against cold, but on my nose I had the 
little fur cap. The Eskimos took me 
for a strange sort of animal. 

For twenty minutes I scurried wildly 
up and down ice floes and across the 
tundra, the Eskimos hot on my heels 
with harpoons. Finally Quest suc- 
ceeded in cutting them off, dumping me 
exhausted into the sledge and whipping 



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the dogs ahead so mercilessly that we 
out-distanced them. That was how we 
lost Meung’s trail. 

But dead as I felt, I became suddenly 
alert. I sensed a reaction in our lead 
husky as the sledge skimmed down a 
slough slope. Then I noticed the cave. 

Our dogs immediately stopped, their 
tails and heads lowered like wolves, 
their formidable hackles rising stiffly, 
low menacing snarls rising in their 
throats. 

“Something there,” Quest observed 
quickly. 

He drew his revolver and moved for- 
ward into the shadows of the cave. I 
noticed as we crept forward that there 
were no sledge marks. Naturally the 
driving wind had swept fresh snow over 
any such traces. 

“Place is empty,” I heard Quest say. 

T PUSHED in beside him. The low 

cave was indeed empty but there 
were signs of life for a moss fire still 
smoldered and the smell of cooked food 
clung to the air. 

“Maybe a party of Eskimos,” said 
Quest. “Smells like a pup seal was 
roasted.” 

The Lieutenant squatted upon the 
floor, his flashlight brushing here and 
there. It was clear that the party 
which had camped here was quite large, 
not just a girl and a man. There were 
bones spread over quite an area — seal 
bones. 

Quest picked up one of the bones, 
then another. He sucked in his breath. 
“Whoever camped here weren’t native 
Eskimos,” he said. “They were either 
half-breeds or whites.” 

I started to take my nose cap off to 
do a little investigating myself when 
Quest grinned at me. 

“Don’t bother about smells,” he said. 
“These bones are proof enough. Native 
Eskimos break open the seal bones and 



eat the marrow. White men can’t stand 
the taste — too strong.” 

“So. We’re on the trail. Let’s go.” 
“Take it easy,” Quest warned. “If 
Meung and Jane Lee were here, they’ve 
picked up some company. Armed com- 
pany I” 

When we stood out in the snows 
again and headed our dog team on to- 
ward Norton, we moved more warily. 
The day had grown intensely white. 
We mushed from slough to slough, 
keeping in hollows as much as possible 
to avoid being seen first if Meung 
should be ahead. 

It was when we drove into one such 
hollow that I yelled to Quest to stop 
the dogs. Directly in front stood an- 
other of those grotesque Totems. It 
was huge — a crudely carved series of 
leering images, fifty feet high and some 
three feet in diameter. This time I 
was positive. The thing was fairly 
shouting at me. To Quest’s utter amaze- 
ment I began circling around the To- 
tem, sniffing up and down like a dog 
getting friendly with a tree. 

“Great Martian Gods I” I finally 
shouted in a dither of excitement. 
“Those Totems were all talking to me. 
I was dense. I didn’t get it. They 
were talking with odors.” 

“Are you crazy?” Quest cut in. 
“Crazy I” I cried. "I was crazy not 
to have sensed this before. This Totem 
foie is hollow / It’s filled with trinitro- 
glycerin I Enough to blow the land 
away from here over a twenty mile 
area.” 

“What?” 

“That’s right. And all those other 
poles we saw are filled with trinitro- 
glycerin. There’s enough to blow up 
the entire Seward Peninsula. My nose 
smelled the nitro odor and I thought 
the things were talking to me.” 
“That’s too fantastic,” Quest 
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sledge and started to swing on the pole. 
“We’ll see,” he said. 

“UEY! Stop!” I screamed. “This 
stuff is touchy. It might go off 
at the slightest shock.” 

“But we’ve got to know.” 

“Listen, Quest. Take my word for 
it. My tulip nose never fails. I’m just 
sorry I wasn’t on the alert. I should 
have realized about these Totems 
sooner. Remember our ship? It car- 
ried drums of nitric and sulphuric acids. 
Remember the cannery? We saw the 
same acids there, and vats of a sirupy 
liquid, glycerin. . . . 

“Well, I see it all now. Trinitro- 
glycerin is too dangerous an explosive 
to ship to Alaska overseas. Also, who- 
ever is planting this stuff didn’t want 
it known that Alaska was being turned 
into a powder keg. They shipped the 
chemicals separately. At the cannery 
we visited, and maybe at others, they 
mixed the acids then put the stuff in 
the convertor or nitrator.” 

“The what? Where?” asked Quest 
still amazed. 

“The nitrator,” I said impatiently. 
“Those big lead drums incased in wood 
We saw them in the cannery. The acids 
work on the glycerin. All they needed 
was a compressor and a cooling sys- 
tem.” 

“But damn it I What’s the meaning 
of it?” snapped Quest. 

I caught my breath. I was no longer 
looking at the Lieutenant. Coming over 
the snowy ridge above us, I saw two 
sledges and a dozen men racing toward 
us. 

“Meung — ” I shouted. 

Almost immediately, a rifle shot 
zinged past us and threw up a white 
powder of snow as it hit near the Totem 
pole, 

“Look out! Get away from here. 
Got to draw their fire,” I commanded 



frantically as I grabbed the Lieutenant 
and we ran away from the Totem. If 
one bullet hit that pole — well, let’s not 
think about it! 

Quest snatched a rifle from the 
sledge and we dropped in the snow 
some fifty yards from the Totem. Bul- 
lets sang by our ears in a deadly mel- 
ody. Quest pumped away with the rifle 
and I with his revolver. Two . . . 
three men dropped. Still Meung’s party 
came on. 

Their fire was deadly and heavy. 
There was only one thing we could do 
for the odds were five to one against us. 
I stood up and faced the attack. Quest 
knelt behind me, sheltered by my bul- 
let proof skin. . . . And did the bul- 
lets ricochet off me! 

“Look,” yelled Quest, “they’re break- 
ing up.” 

Meung’s men were spreading out. 
Some were running. Then I saw 
through their strategy. “Breaking up, 
yeah. But they’re circling us. We’re 
trapped!” I muttered. 

The attackers slowly closed in, 
crawling over the snow, kneeling to fire. 
I could make out the faces of the half- 
breeds and Meung. In the sledge, I 
saw Jane Lee. 

Suddenly I heard a rifle report on 
our right. Lieutenant Quest gasped 
and stiffened, falling on his side. He 
grabbed his side with tensed fingers. 

“Got it in the ribs,” he said grimly. 
“Bleeding. Guess we’re done for. Too 
much odds.” 

CHAPTER Yi 

Secret of the Bering Sea 

“TJTERE. Take this and keep firing!” 
I said as I shoved the pistol into 
his hand. “I’ve got my own way of 
fixing the odds.” 

I pulled a little copper tube from my 



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pocket. An object which I’ve carried 
with me and guarded zealously since 
the night I first appeared upon Earth. 
It’s a Martian gadget. You’ll never 
see one like it on Earth. 

“They’ll be on us in a minute, Os- 
car,” Quest gritted. “You’d better run 
while you’ve got a chance to break 
through. I’ll cover you. Warn them 
in Nome about the Totems!” 

I had my gadget ready. It was a gun. 
I inserted three dull silver pellets into 
it then fired at points equidistant be- 
tween Meung’s advancing breeds and 
ourselves. The results were amazing. 
Of course I knew what I was doing, but 
the results were still amazing by any 
earthly standards. 

Quest took one dazed look and al- 
most fainted. We were surrounded by 
a screen of vari-colored, shimmering 
smoke which spread from the snow 
where my pellets had struck. Through 
the encircling smoke screen Meung’s 
men could be seen — not nine cut throat 
half-breeds, but more than ninety of 
them. 

“He’s got an army now,” Quest 
gasped. “We haven’t got a bloody 
chance.” 

“Don’t let it get you down,” I 
grinned. “Little trick of mine. Look 
carefully through the smoke. You’ll 
notice there are ten Meungs, not one. 
The smoke particles, like particles of 
moisture in a rainbow, refract images 
and multiply them by ten. Right now 
those half-breeds think they’re seeing 
twenty of us. Ten Oscars and ten 
Quests. Look!” 

My words were already a proven 
fact. The attacking breeds, not know- 
ing the secret of my smoke screen, had 
broken rank. Soon they were retreat- 
ing in frantic confusion over the snowy 
slope. Meung’s single voice could be 
heard screaming at them, but vainly. 
His ten refracted figures waved twenty 



angry arms. 

Just as Quest and I ran through the 
hovering image-screen toward his two 
sledges, we saw the Gambler leap to- 
ward the one in which Jane Lee strug- 
gled. He had gone mad! He jerked 
out his revolver and held it against the 
girl’s head. 

In the same instant there was a 
thundering roar in my ears. An angry 
flash of flame burst past my head. I 
saw Meung pitch forward over the 
sledge while clawing at his chest. At 
my side, Lieutenant Quest, lowered his 
gun. 

“He’ll never move again,” Quest 
muttered. “He’s dead, unless he just 
didn’t have any heart to shoot outl” 

As we reached the sledge and 
dragged the dead man’s body aside, we 
found Jane Lee crying. Then I no- 
ticed that she was bound and gagged. 

J ANE told her story a little later. It 
was while we were in the cave where 
the seal bones had been discovered. We 
had returned there to build a fire and 
apply a little first aid to Lieutenant 
Quests’s side where a bullet had nicked 
his ribs. 

In the firelight she gave us a warm 
look, as if to say we were both saints. 

“Please, Oscar,” she murmured. 
“I’m as puzzled as you are. It’s all so 
horrible. I don’t know why Meung 
kidnapped me. All I know is that I 
received a message saying Jack Wil- 
liams was hurt and that I should come 
to the Nome airport. When I arrived, 
I was thrown into the sledge and kid- 
napped. Does Jack know what hap- 
pened?” 

I nodded thoughtfully. “Yes. Hodar 
was instructed to contact him. Williams 
has probably rounded up the whole 
Chamber of Commerce who by now 
ought to be out looking for you.” 

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I'm glad you rescued me instead of 
Jack,” she murmured, glancing at Lieu- 
tenant Quest. 

“So?” I asked. 

“Well . . . Fm not going to marry 
Jack,” Jane answered hesitantly. He’s 
. . . well, we just don’t get along to- 
gether. He’s too much of a business 
man. He’s not adventurous.” Again 
Jane glanced at Quest. 

I shrugged. This was no business of 
mine. If I were Jack Williams, I’d 
bust her on the nose. A girl who doesn’t 
appreciate a man who can plunk down 
ten thousand dollars to finance a small 
expedition ought to have something 
done to her. But Earthwomen are like 
that, unpredictable. 

“Where was Meung heading for?” I 
asked. 

“For Norton, then Ruby,” Jane an- 
swered. 

I picked up a heavy envelope which 
we had found in one of Meung’s 
sledges. I remembered having seen a 
map in it when I had picked it up after 
rescuing Jane. “Why Norton Bay; or 
why Ruby?" I murmured. “Have a 
look at the map.” 

Spreading the contents of the en- 
velope on the cavern floor I noticed 
something peculiar. In addition to the 
map, there was a chart that showed 
only the Seward Peninsula and a sheaf 
of clipped papers in a handwriting 
which I immediately recognized — Karl 
Bowen’s. 

I paged through the papers excitedly. 
I sensed danger. My reaction was any-> 
thing but far fetched. The stuff was 
almost incredible. 

“Listen, Quest I Here’s the answer 
to everything,” I gasped. “These are 
the result of Bowen’s years in the Arc- 
tic. Just listen to this! He’s worked 
out a theory that ij the Bering Straits 
are widened, blasted open, by eliminat- 
ing the Seward Peninsula and St. Law- 



rence Island the Japanese Warm Cur- 
rents would flow into the Arctic Seat 
“Do you understand what that 
means? Listen to this I I’ll read right 
from Bowen’s notes:” 

J COULD scarcely hold the page up 
to read it, I was so excited. 

‘“If the Japanese Current were to 
flow into the Polar seas instead of de- 
flecting toward California, the polar 
icecap wotdd melt, revealing new land 
masses. The Arctic would become an 
Eden capable of supporting millions of 
people.’ ”* 

Quest snapped up some of the notes. 
His eyes blinked dazedly. “M-M-My 
God I” he stuttered. “Everything’s 
here. The figures on how far the warm 
current would penetrate; on how wide 
the Straits should be blasted. There’s 
even an estimate on the tonnage of 
trinitroglycerin needed for the job.” 

I looked at Bowen’s map of the Sew- 
ard Peninsula. There were little red 
marks indicating where such explosive 
charges would have to be set off to to- 
tally destroy the peninsula. Then I 
noticed that little, hastily sketched 
totem poles had been added to the map 
in a hand that was obviously not Bow- 
en’s. 



Bowen’s theory of blasting the narrow 35 mile 
Bering Straits bottle neck is no idle dream. Such 
a continental WPA project requiring the removal 
of Nome, the upheaval of the Seward P enins ula 
and St. Lawrence Island to allow the Japanese 
Current into the Polar area was first envisioned 
by the late Charles P. Steinmetz, electrical and 
mathematical wizard of the General Electric Com- 
pany. 

Steinmetz left complete plans and estimates on 
how the job should be done. For money it 
would cost approximately what it costs to run 
the present war for one year. The amazing theory 
for world face-lifting would, according to scien- 
tists, create an ice-free Northwest Passage, double 
the habitable area of the world, modify the cli- 
matic conditions of the whole of North America, 
causing a milder, more productive climate. The 
Arctic region would have a climate similar to 
that of Northern California and Washington. — Ed. 



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“Those Totems I” I said, leaping to 
my feet as though an electric charge 
had jolted through me. “The trinitro- 
glycerin! It's already planted. They’re 
going to blow up the Peninsula — right 
out from under us. We’ve got to stop 
them.” 

“Stop who?” asked Jane. 

“We killed Meung,” Quest inter- 
rupted. “He was behind it. That 
much is clear.” 

I shot an ironic glance at the Lieu- 
tenant. “There’s still someone behind 
Meung. He was just a cog in the busi- 
ness. We’ve still got to face the chief 
of the Arctic Development Corpora- 
tion. That’s the outfit behind this. Re- 
member the trading concessions they 
petitioned for. Why, they were out to 
cut the throat of every government 
holding legitimate claims in the Arctic 
Circle.” 

“But who is it?” Quest looked mysti- 
fied. 

“I’ve got a general idea,” I said. 
“But that’s got to wait. There are 
Totems filled with explosives all over 
this frozen land and someone capable 
of setting them off. We’ve got to stop 
it. But how? The Totems aren’t 
wired. In fact, how were they going 
to be set off in the first place?” 

I paced the floor and put my mind to 
work. I cut every unnecessary thought 
and sensation from my being for a full 
five minutes. I didn’t even notice how 
Jane Lee’s hand crept into Quest’s 
sturdy palm until I suddenly whirled 
upon her. 

“Has Jack Williams got a plane?” I 
asked. 

Jane gave a little start and blushed. 

“Yes, Jack’s got three planes. He 
uses them for his trading business.” 

“Good,” I said. “We’re going to clip 
the Arctic Development Corporation’s 
wings. I just hope those planes are in 
Nome. Come on. Mushl” 



nr HE long trek back to Nome was a 
A harrowing experience for all three 
of us. We whipped the last ounce of 
energy out of the dog teams as we raced 
over the frozen tundras. It was a race 
against nerves and time. At any mo- 
ment the Peninsula was due to surge 
up beneath us in the most cataclysmic 
upheaval imaginable. 

As we drove past the innumerable 
explosive filled Totem poles that dotted 
the barren land, we experienced the 
most damning feeling of desperate help- 
lessness. We were surrounded by death 
and we could do no more than drive our 
dog teams at a more maddening pace. 

With nerves almost shot and muscles 
crying out in protest against the in- 
human task put to them, we finally 
staggered into Nome’s bleak airport. 
Another dawn was already breaking as 
the panting, bleary-eyed dogs pulled up 
at the squat administration building. 

Quest, barely able to stand himself, 
carried Jane into the building where a 
red-bellied stove gave off an almost in- 
fernal heat. 

I grabbed a sleepy eyed field at- 
tendant and got him to tell me where 
Jack Williams’ planes were. Luck was 
with me again. The three planes had 
been taken from their hangars and were 
moored on the field, their motors warm- 
ing up. Williams had telephoned the 
airport, but fifteen minutes past, order- 
ing the planes out to take part in the 
search for Jane Lee. 

“Water,” I said. “I want buckets 
of water quick.” 

The attendant looked at me queerly. 
He pointed at a couple of buckets 
against the wall. 

What I did then will be talked about 
for the next ten years in Nome. Heed- 
less of the intense sub-zero cold, I 
rushed bucket after bucket of water out 
to Williams’ planes. The water, when 
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most instantly. Hastily, I dumped each 
bucket in the snow when I reached the 
planes. Crazy! Well, maybe I was. 
But I went back and repeated the busi- 
ness all over again. 

Finished with that fantastic job, I 
ran into the administration building 
office where Quest and Jane had been 
watching me through the window. 

“What the hell are you doing? Wa- 
ter won’t stop trinitroglycerin. It’ll 
freeze before we take off,” said Quest. 

“Don’t worry,” I said. “Oscar has 
it all in control.” I picked up a phone 
from the desk and called the United 
States Marshal’s office in town. 

The connection came through in a 
moment. 

“Hello, Marshal, this is Oscar. 
Yeah, Oscar the Martian Detective.” 
I hugged the phone to my ear. “Yeah, 
Marshal, just got back. Got all the 
dope on the St. Lawrence mystery. 
Now listen. Something worse is going 
to happen if we don’t work fast. The 
Seward Peninsula and Nome may be 
blown up . . 

I heard a few gurgling sounds at the 
other end of the line. 

“Listen Marshal,” I barked into the 
phone, “Round up every man in Nome 
who owns a pair of snowshoes and a 
dog team. Get all the slack lime you can 
and start pouring it on the Totem poles 
in Nome. They’re filled with nitro- 
glycerin. Slack lime kills it. I’ll be 
over in a minute with a map showing 
you where the rest of the stuff is bur- 
ied.” 

T BARELY hung the ear piece on the 
A hook when I felt myself collapse in 
a chair. The pace was too hot. 

“The Marshal can’t locate all those 
nitro deposits in three days,” said 
Quest. “We’ll be blown up before 
that.” 

“Stop worrying,” I answered peev- 



ishly. “I know who’s behind this busi- 
ness and we’ll stop him.” 

A door slammed behind me; then a 
voice spoke with the chilling sharpness 
of a dagger stabbing into my back, say- 
ing, “So you know all about it? Well, 
try stopping me now!” 

In the chair at my side, I saw Jane 
Lee look up, her eyes framed with be- 
wilderment that quickly changed to 
horror. “Jack — ,” she screamed. 

Jack Williams stood at the office 
door, staring at us coldly. Behind him 
were three very tough looking men in 
furs. They wore pilot’s goggles pushed 
up upon their foreheads. One of them 
carried a sub-machine gun. The ugly 
black barrel was leveled upon me. 

I grinned at Williams. “Sort of ex- 
pecting you,” I said. “Not quite this 
soon though.” 

“Shut up!” snapped Williams. He 
swerved Jhis glance toward Jane. “Too 
bad you learned about this so soon,” he 
said idly. “Sorry. I can’t trust women 
who know too much. You’re going to 
take it along with your detective 
friends.” 

Lieutenant Quest took a step for- 
ward, his eyes burning angrily at Wil- 
liams. 

“Leave her out of this, Williams,” he 
growled. “And put that gun down. 
I’ll—.” 

“Jim!” It was Jane Lee. Her eyes 
held a terrified and frantic appeal as 
she threw herself in front of Lieutenant 
Quest. 

“Cut the hysterics!” Williams spoke 
evenly, as he and his men backed 
through the door. “You’ll have time for 
them when we drop a few bombs from 
our plane.” 

The door slammed shut. In the 
same instant Quest threw his weight 
against it but he was too late. The key 
had turned in the lock. 

“Damn it, Oscar,” he shouted. 




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“They’re going to bomb the nitro de- 
posits. My God, they can set off the 
whole peninsula in a few hours with 
three planes!” 

CHAPTER VII 

Citizen Oscar 

J ANE LEE stood by the window. Her 
lips moved in silent terror and her 
eyes, frozen with horror, were fixed 
upon the flying field. The landing 
lights had been switched on, flooding 
the flat ground with a brilliant white- 
ness. 

Out on the field Williams and his 
three flying gunmen ran toward their 
planes. They stopped for a moment 
to intercept the astonished field atten- 
dant, jab a gun into his ribs and hurry 
him toward the planes. ' 

“Look out!” hissed Lieutenant Quest 
as he pushed Jane away from the win- 
dow. 

He raised the butt end of a rifle, 
smashing the glass in the windows. An- 
other blow splintered the wooden 
frames. Quest heaved himself over the 
sill, heedless of the saw-toothed frag- 
ments of glass. “Come Oscar,” he 
yelled. Suddenly he stopped, staring 
at me queerly. 

Of course, I don’t blame him. We 
were in a tough spot. Williams and his 
men had held us up just long enough 
so they could get to their planes. In 
those planes there were bombs. That 
was how they planned to set off the 
nitro filled Totem poles. The slightest 
jar from a bomb would touch off entire 
strings of such poles for one explosion 
would act as a percussion cap for an- 
other. 

“Oscar — Quest practically roared. 
I looked back at him and grinned as 
dapperly as I could. I was sitting in a 
swivel chair, my feet up on the desk, as 



quiet as you please. 

“They’ve reached the planes,” Jane 
cried. “It’s too late now.” 

Out across the field the smooth roar 
of engines could be heard. That was 
just what I had been waiting for. I 
swiveled my chair so as to face Quest. 

“Okay, T entente” I snapped. “Get 
out there in the field and cover the 
cabin doors of the planes. Shoot the 
first man that steps out I ” 

Quest sort of sucked his breath in, as 
though he thought I were completely 
mad. 

I reached across the desk and 
grabbed up the phone. “United States 
Marshal’s office!” I barked into the 
mouthpiece. I listened a moment, 
then the connection was made. “Hello, 
Marshal,” I said. “Oscar, again. Lis- 
ten, there are four crazy men out here 
at the airport. They’re trying to take 
off in planes.” 

“What?” came the Marshal’s voice. 

“That’s right,” I said. “They’re try- 
ing to take off in planes and the plane 
skis are frozen solid to the ground.” 

“Frozen?” asked the Marshal. 

“Sure,” I grinned. “Frozen. You 
know how it is. You dump buckets of 
water. The stuff freezes. Yeah. Send 
a posse out immediately.” 

npHE Nome Chamber of Commerce 
A did a very unique thing the evening 
after we captured Jack Williams. The 
business men took over the Malemute 
Bar and threw a banquet for me. The 
Malemute was the biggest place in town 
and most of the town was there. 

During the eating and drinking I did 
my best to explain to newspaper repor- 
ters what a swell job the U.S. Marshal 
and his men had done in capturing Wil- 
liams after Lieutenant Quest had cor- 
nered them in the three planes. 

We had gotten a full confession from 
Williams. We had the names of all his 




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153 



confederates, and he had plenty. Then 
the Marshal and his men worked dou- 
ble-time pulling down the deadly Totem 
poles, neutralizing their explosive 
charges with slacklime. 

“How come none of the poles ex- 
ploded while they were up?” asked one 
of the reporters. “Trinitroglycerin is 
sensitive stuff. A feather can explode 
it, I hear.” 

“That,” I smiled, “was a long chance 
I banked on when Quest and I first dis- 
covered the stuff. Nitro has a low 
freezing point but the Alaska weather 
is lower. When frozen, nitro is less 
sensitive stuff. 

One of the reporters glanced at Jane. 

“But why did this Meung fellow kid- 
nap her?” the reporter asked. 

“Wouldn’t you?” I grinned. 

“Come on, Oscar, the lowdown,” an- 
other reporter cut in. 

I smiled again. I tried looking across 
the table toward the Marshal but with 
my four feet five inches I couldn’t see 
over the stack of greenbacks — $50,000 
worth — which the Chamber of Com- 
merce had presented to Hodar, Quest 
and me. 

“Okay,” I told the reporters. “The 
Marshal’s busy tracking some sand in 
his salad so here’s the dope. There’s 
a reason for Jane having been kid- 
napped. A very important point. But 
I’ll start at the beginning. . . . 

“nPHIS whole business of blasting a 
three hundred mile wide channel 
in the Bering Straits is a swell idea, but, 
only if responsible governments handle 
the job. Our Arctic Development Com- 
pany didn’t work this way though. 
They were a bunch of shrewd and not 
very patriotic financiers. They figured 
that while the world was at war it was 
the time to horn in and do their dirt. 
They stole Bowen’s plans which he in- 
tended turning over to the United 



States Government. . . 

“Yeah, what’s happening to them?” 
a reporter cut in. 

“A brief of the case has been sent to 
the various governments so that they 
can deal with those fifth columnists.” 

“And Williams was the head of it?” 

I nodded. “Yes. He didn’t put up 
much money, but he was the brains be- 
hind it. It was his idea to ship the acids 
and glycerin into Alaska separately to 
avoid arousing suspicion. Meung was 
just his henchman and go-between. 
When Meung got in trouble after kill- 
ing the cabin steward aboard ship, then 
Bowen, he had to get out of Nome. . . . 

“But he wasn’t taking any chances 
letting Williams double cross him. So 
he stole Bowen’s plans from Williams 
and kidnapped Jane Lee. The kid- 
napping convinced me Williams was in 
on the plot ! Why else did Meung want 
a girl he hardly knew? It was to have 
something over Williams’ head so the 
latter wouldn’t double cross. The only 
trouble was, he didn’t know Williams 
and the girl were on the verge of break- 
ing up.” 

Someone tugged on my arm. It was 
the roly-poly president of the Cham- 
ber of Commerce. “Here, Oscar old 
pal. A telegram,” he said. 

“Thanks Bodkins,” I murmured as 
I tore the envelope open. Some of 
the reporters crowded around, reading 
over my shoulder as I opened the letter. 

DEAR OSCAR: 

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR LATEST 
SUCCESS. WE HEREBY CONFER FULL AND 
IMMEDIATE CITIZENSHIP UPON YOU. 
BUREAU OF IMMIGRATION HAS ESTAB- 
LISHED A QUOTA OF IMMIGRATION INTO 
THE UNITED STATES FOR ONE MARTIAN. 
(Signed) THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S A. 
THE CONGRESS 
THE CABINET 

“Hodar!” I shouted, leaping from 
my chair. “Now I can votel” 




HOK 

VISITS THE LAND OF LEGENDS 



O NLY Hok could have done it — 
only Hok the Mighty, strong- 
est and wisest and bravest of 
the Flint Folk whose chief he was. 
For Gragru the mammoth was in those 
days the noblest of all beasts hunted 
by man — to bring one down was an 
enterprise for the combined hunter- 
strength of a tribe. Save for Hok, no 
man would even think of killing Gragru 
single-handed. 

But Hok had so thought. And for 
Hok, to think was to do. When winter’s 
heaviest snow had choked the meadows 
and woods that Hok’s people had won 
by battle from the half-beastly 
Gnorrls,* he put his plan into action. 

Not that food was scarce. A late 
flight of geese had dropped flounder- 
ing on the frozen river before the vil- 
lage of mud huts, and Hok’s sturdy 
young son Ptao had led the other chil- 
dren to seize them. Hok’s brother 
Zhik had traced a herd of elk to their 
stamped-out clearing in a willow thick- 
et, and was planning a raid thither. 
But Hok’s big blond head teemed with 
great thoughts, his blue eyes seemed 
to gaze on far distances of the spirit. 
Already he thought of such game as 
trivial. 

On a cloudy gray day, not too cold, 
he spoke from his cave-door in the 
bluff above the huts. “I go on a lone 
hunt," he told the tribe. “It will be 
several days, perhaps, before I return. 

♦See “Battle in the Dawn”, “Hok Draws the 
Bow”, etc. Amazing Stories, January, ’39, and 
May, ’40. — Ed. 



In my absence, Zhik is your chief.” 
Then he gave his handsome wife Oloana 
a rib-buckling hug, and told young Ptao 
to grow in his absence. He departed 
along the river trail, heading south for 
mammoth country. 

His big, tall body was dressed in fur 
from throat to toe. His long shanks 
wore tight-wound wolfskin leggings, fur 
inside. His moccasins, of twofold bi- 
son leather, had tops reaching almost 
to his knees, and were plentifully tal- 
lowed against wet. His body was 
wrapped in the pelt of a cave-lion, arms 
fitting inside the neatly skinned fore- 
legs, mane muffling his neck and chest. 
Fox-fur gloves protected his hands. 
All openings and laps were drawn snug 
by leather laces. Only his great head, 
with golden clouds of hair and beard, 
was defiantly bare to winter. 

Leaving the village, Hok paused to 
strap his feet into rough 3nowshoes.* 
The Flint Folk had developed such 
things by watching how nature made 
broad the feet of hare, ptarmigan and 
lynx to glide on top of the snow. Hok’s 
weapons were a big bow of yew, a 
quiver of arrows, a big keen axe of 
blue flint. At his side hung a sizeable 
deerskin pouch, full of hunter’s gear 
and provisions. 

Away he tramped, his blue eyes 
scanning the horizon. Far off was 
a black bison, snow-swamped, with 
wolves closing in. Nearer, gaunt 

* Professor Katherine E. Dopp and others have 
pointed out the absolute necessity for the inven- 
tion of snowshoes by Stone Age hunters of Hok’s 
time. — Ed. 



154 




MANLY WADE 



Jhere was a country even Hok 
the Caveman had never dared 
visit until now. It was the land 
of awful legend and fear! 




Va'/jGB 

M 



ravens sawed over a frost-killed deer. 
Winter was the hungry season — eat or 
be eaten was its byword. Hok’s people 
would eat plentifully of Gragru’s car- 
cass. . . . Hok journeyed west and 



Hok thrust Oloana back, and leaped 
forward, stone axe in his ready hand 



south, to where he had once noted a 
grove of pine and juniper. 

It was all of a morning and part of 
the afternoon before Hok reached the 
grove. He smiled over nearby mam- 



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moth tracks, large enough for him to 
curl up in. The prey had been there. 
It would return. He began prepara- 
tions. 

He set up headquarters in the center 
of the grove, scooping out a den in the 
snow and laying branches above it for 
roof. His bow and arrows he hung to 
a big pine trunk, away from damp. 
Then, axe in hand, he sought out a 
springy red cedar, felled it and trimmed 
away the branches. Dragging it to his 
camp, Hok laboriously hewed and whit- 
tled it into a great bow-stave, twice as 
long as himself and thicker at the mid- 
point than his brawny calf, with the 
two ends properly tapered. 

JD ENDING the bow was a task for 
even Hok. From his bag he took 
a great coil of rawhide rope, several 
strands thick. With a length of this he 
lashed the bow horizontally to the big 
pine. To each end he fastened a sec- 
ond line, making this fast to a tree be- 
hind, After that, he toiled to bend one 
arm, then the other, using all his braced 
strength and weight and shortening 
each lashing. The stout cedar bent little 
by little into a considerable curve. 

Next Hok affixed his bowstring of 
rawhide, first soaking it in slush. When 
it was as tight as he could make it, he 
lighted a row of fires near it. As the 
string dried and shrank in the heat, 
the bow bent still more. 

Meanwhile, Hok was cutting an ar- 
row to fit that bow, a pine sapling thrice 
the length of his leg. From his pouch 
he produced a flint point longer than 
his foot, flaked to a narrow, sharp apex. 
This he lashed into the split tip, and 
with his axe chopped a notch in the 
opposite butt. The finished arrow he 
laid across his big bow. 

“My weapon is ready to draw for 
killing,” he said with satisfaction, and 
put himself to new toil. A lashing of 



rope held the arrow notched on the 
string, and Hok carried the end of this 
new lashing backward, around a stump 
directly to the rear. With braced feet, 
swelling muscles, panting chest, he 
heaved and slaved and outdid himself 
until the bow was drawn to the fullest 
and his pull-rope hitched firmly to the 
anchorage. He stepped back and 
proudly surveyed the finished work. 
“Good!” he approved himself. 

He had made and drawn a bow for 
such a giant as his old mother had 
spoken of, long ago in his childhood. 
The big pine to which the bow was 
bound stood for the archer’s rigid grip- 
ping hand. The back-stretched rope 
from the arrow’s notch was the draw- 
ing hand. All that was needed would 
be a target in front of it. 

And Hok arranged for that. 

He cut young, green juniper boughs 
and made to heaps, three strides apart, 
so that the arrow pointed midway be- 
tween them. Then he hacked away 
branches and bushes that might inter- 
fere with the shaft’s flight. It was eve- 
ning by now. He built up his fire be- 
hind the drawn bow, toasted a bit of 
meat from his pouch, and finally slept. 

At dawn he woke. Snow was fall- 
ing. Hok rose and gazed along the 
little lane in front of the arrow. 

There came the prey he hoped for. 

Gragru the mammoth, tremendous 
beyond imagination, marched with 
heavy dignity to the enticing breakfast 
Hok had set him. A hillock of red- 
black hair, more than twice Hok’s 
height at the shoulder,* he sprouted 
great spiral tusks of creamy ivory, each 
a weight for several men. His head, a 
hairy boulder, had a high cranium and 



♦This was a specimen of the Imperial Mam- 
moth, which stood some 14 feet high. Partial 
remains of such a giant can be seen at the 
National Museum of Natural History in New 
York City.— Ed. 




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157 



small, wise eyes. His long, clever trunk 
sniffed at one stack of juniper, and 
began to convey it to his mouth.* 

Hok drew his keen dagger of reindeer 
horn. The mammoth gobbled on, fin- 
ished the first stack, then swung across 
to the second. 

Hok squinted a last time along the 
arrow. It aimed at the exact point he 
had hoped — the hair-thatched flank of 
the beast. Hok set his knife to the 
draw-rope — sliced the strands — 

Bonng! With a whoop of freed 
strength, the bow hurled its shaft. A 
heavy thud rang back, and Gragru 
trumpeted in startled pain. 

“You are my meat!” yelled Hok. 

Gragru wheeled and charged the 
voice. Hok caught his bow and arrows 
from their hanging place, gathered the 
snowshoes under his arm, and danced 
nimbly aside. “I shot you!” he cried 
again. “I, Hok!” 

Blundering through the brush, Grag- 
ru looked right and left for his enemy; 
but Hok had sagely trotted around be- 
hind him. A savage exploration of the 
thicket, to no avail — then Gragru 
sought the open again. His blood 
streamed from wounds on either side 
where the pine-shaft transfixed him, but 
he still stood steady on his great* tree- 
stump feet. 

Hok came to the fringe of the juni- 
pers. “You shall not escape!” he yelled 
at the mammoth. “Hok will eat you!” 

npHIS time Gragru did not charge. 

He knew that death had smitten 
through hair and hide and bone, to the 
center of his lungs. No time left for 
combat or revenge — time only for one 
thing, the thing that every mammoth 
must do in his last hour. . . . 



* Examination of the stomachs of frozen mam- 
moth remains has enabled scientists to decide on 
juniper as a favorite article of their winter diet. 
—Ed. 



He turned and struggled away south- 
ward through the snow. 

Hok watched. He remembered the 
stories of his fathers. 

“Gragru seeks the dying place of 
the mammoth, the tomb of his people, 
that no man has ever seen or found.* 
I shall follow him to that place — learn 
the secret and mystery of where the 
mammoth goes to die!” 

Quickly he bound on his snow-shoes, 
gained the top of the drifts, and forged 
away after Gragru, now a diminishing 
brown blotch in the middle distance. 

CHAPTER II 
Where Gragru Died 

P* VEN the elephant, degenerate mod- 
ern nephew of Gragra’s race, can 
outrun a good horse on a sprint or a 
day’s march; and the beast Hok now 
followed was among the largest and 
most enduring of his kind. Despite 
the wound, the shaft in his body, and 
the deep snow, Gragru ploughed ahead 
faster than Hok’s ‘best pace. 

The tall chieftain, however, had a 
plain trail to follow — a deep rut in the 
snow, with splotches and spatters of 
blood. “Gragru shall not escape,” he 
promised himself, and mended his 
stride. The rising wind, bearing more 
snowflakes, blew at his wide shoulders 
and helped him along. Ahead was a 
ravine, its central watercourse many 
men’s height deep under old snows. 
Gragru sagely churned along one slope, 
into country more than a day’s journey 
from Hok’s village. Hok had hunted 
there only a few times. 

*A similar legend is told about modern ele- 
phants and their “graveyard”— -it is a fact that 
bodies of naturally dead elephants are seldom 
seen. The great beds of mammoth fossils in 
Russia, from which as much as 100,000 pounds 
of ivory was gleaned annually in pre-Soviet times, 
may bear out Hok’s belief. — Ed. 




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They travelled thus, hunter and 
hunted, all morning and all afternoon. 
Evening came, and Hok did not pause 
for a campfire, but gnawed a strip of 
dried meat as he marched. His long- 
est pause was to melt snow between 
his ungloved hands for drink. Then on 
into the dusk. The clouds broke a 
little, and the light of a half-moon 
showed him the trail of Gragru. 

With the coming of night he heard 
the howl of winter-famished wolves be- 
hind. They were hunting him, of 
course.* The safety of a tree, or at 
least a rock-face to defend his back, 
was the dictate of discretion; but Hok 
very seldom was discreet. He paused 
only long enough to cut a straight shoot 
of ash, rather longer than himself. 
Then, resuming his journey, he whit- 
tled it to a point with his deerhom 
knife. This improvised stabbing spear 
he carried in his right hand, point back- 
ward. 

The howling chorus of the wolves 
came nearer, stronger. It rose to a 
fiendish din as they sighted Hok. He 
judged that there were five or six, lean 
and savage. Without slacking his pace, 
he kept a watch from the tail of his eye. 
As they drew close to his heels, several 
gray forms slackened pace cautiously. 
Not so the leader — he dashed full upon 
Hok and sprang. 

Hok had waited for that. Back 
darted his reversed spear. The tough 
ash pike met the wolf’s breast in mid- 
air, the very force of the leap helped 



* Hok’s people were contemporary with Cyan 
alpinis fossils, a species of wolf-Jarger and stronger, 
and probably fiercer, than modern types. Such 
hunting animals must have had to pursue and drag 
down the powerful game of the age, and would 
not have shrunk too much from combat with man. 
At least once among the remarkable art-works 
of Stone Age man is included a painting of a 
wolf — a lifelike polychrome on the wall of the 
cavern at Font-de-Gaume, once the home and art 
studio of a community of the magnificent Cro- 
Magnons, Hok’s race. — Ed. 



to Impale the brute. There rose one 
wild scream of agony, and Hok let go 
of the weapon, tramping along. Be- 
hind rose a greedy hubbub — as he had 
foreseen, the other wolves had stopped 
and were devouring their fallen leader. 

“The bravest often die like that,” 
philosophized Hok, lengthening his 
stride to make up fpr lost time. 

The long ravine came to a head in 
a frozen lake. Across this, to the south, 
brush-clad hills. Gragru’s wallowing 
trail showed how hard he found those 
hills to climb, and Hok made up some 
of the distance he had lost on the levels. 
As the moon sank before morning, Hok 
caught up. Gragru had paused to rest, 
a great hunched hillock in a shaggy 
pelt. Hok yelled in triumph and Grag- 
ru, galvanizing into motion, slogged 
away southward as before. 



A NOTHER day — second of pursuit, 
third of absence from home. Even 
Hok’s magnificently trained legs must 
begin to suffer from so much snowshoe- 
ing; even Gragru’s teeming reservoir of 
strength must run lower from pain and 
labor. Given a chance to idle and nurse 
himself, he could let the air clot and 
congeal the wounds, but the shaft still 
stuck through him, working and shift- 
ing to begin fresh bleedings. The trail 
now led through impeding thickets, and 
after a brief spurt by Gragru, Hok had 
a new advantage, that of using th« 
mammoth’s lane through the heavy 
drift-choked growth. By afternoon 
more snow fell, almost a blizzard. Lest 
he lose the trail entirely, Hok tramped 
in Gragru’s very tracks instead of on 
the firmer drifts beside. 

“He weakens,” Hok told himself, 
eyeing new blood blotches. “At this 
point he rested on his knees. Yonder 
he fell on his side. Brave beast, to 
get up againl Will he reach the dying 
place?” 




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159 



Full of admiration for Gragru, Hok 
half-wished the animal would triumph, 
but he did not slow down. Hok was 
weary, but warm from his exertions 
and far from faltering. 

Night again. During the darkness 
Hok again kept up a dogged march. 
Up ahead somewhere, Gragru was 
forced to make a halt of it. His wound 
was doing its grim best to heal. Once 
or twice the mammoth’s trunk reached 
back and investigated that lodged 
shaft. But there was too much wisdom 
in that high crag of a skull to permit 
tugging out of the painful thing — that 
would mean bleeding to death on the 
spot. Once again, as the deepest dark 
heralded the dawn, Hok drew nigh to 
his massive quarry. Once again Grag- 
ru stirred to motion, breaking trail for 
the third day of the chase. 

The mighty stumpy feet were shak- 
ing and stumbling by now. Gragru fell 
again and again. He rose with diffi- 
culty after each fall, groaning and puf- 
fing but stubborn. A fresh hunter 
might have caught up— but Hok, how- 
ever much he would not admit it, was 
himself close to the end of endurance. 
His deep chest panted like a bullfrog’s. 
He breathed through his mouth, and 
the moisture made icicles in his golden 
beard. Frost tried to bite his face, 
and he rubbed it away with snow. 
Only his conscious wisdom kept him 
from tossing aside his Turs as too much 
weight. By noon he made his first 
rest-stop. Knowing better than to sit 
down and grow stiff, he leaned his back 
to a boulder and gulped air into his 
laboring lungs. After he had paused 
thus, and eaten a mouthful of meat, 
he was no more than able to resume 
the pursuit, at a stubborn walk. 

“Gragru,” he addressed the fugitive 
up ahead, “you are strong and brave. 
Any man but Hok would say you had 
conquered. But I have not given up.” 



npHE afternoon’s journey led over a 
great flat plain, rimmed afar by 
white wrapped mountains and bearing 
no trees or watercourses that showed 
above the snow. Almost on its far side 
was a gentle slope to a ridge, with a 
peculiar length of shadow behind. Hok 
saw Gragru ahead of him. The mam- 
moth could barely crawl through the 
drifts, sagging and trembling with 
weakness. Hok drew on his own last 
reserves of strength, stirred his aching 
feet to swifter snowshoeing. He ac- 
tually gained. 

Narrower grew the distance between 
them. Hok drew the axe from his belt, 
balanced it in his gloved right hand. 
Coming close, he told himself, he would 
hack the tendon of Gragru’s hind leg, 
bring him down to stay. After that, 
get close enough to wrench out the 
piercing shaft, so that a final loss of 
blood would finish the beast. Then — 
but Hok could wish only for camp, a 
fire, sleep. 

He toiled close. Closer. Gragru was 
only fifty paces ahead, tottering to that 
ridge of the slope. At its top he made 
a slow, clumsy half-turn. His head 
quivered between his big tussocked 
shoulders, his ears and trunk hung 
limply. His eyes, red and pained, fixed 
upon Hok’s like the eyes of a warrior 
who sees death upon him. Hok lifted 
his axe in salute. 

“Gragru, I am honored by this ad- 
venture,” he wheezed. “Eating your 
heart will give me strength and wit and 
courage beyond all I have known. You 
will live again in me. Now, (o make 
an end.” 

He kicked off the snowshoes, so as 
to run more swiftly at Gragru’s sagging 
hindquarters. But, before he moved, 
Gragru acted on his own part. He 
stretched his trunk backward to the 
shaft in his wound. 

Hok relaxed, smiling. “What, you 




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FANTASTIC ADVENTURES 



would die of your own will? So be itl 
I yield you the honor of killing 
Gragrul” 

The mammoth’s trunk surged with 
all the strength it had left. Fastening 
on the head of the lance, it drew, 
dragged, pulled the shaft clear through 
and away. A flip of the trunk, and the 
red-caked weapon flew out of sight be- 
yond the ridge. Then, blood fountain- 
ing forth on both sides, Gragru dragged 
himself after the shaft. He seemed to 
collapse beyond the ridge. 

“He is mine,” muttered Hok Into the 
icicles on his beard, and lifted his axe. 
He ran in pursuit. So swift was he that 
he did not see what was on the other 
side of the ridge until too late. 

There was no other side, really. 
Ground shelved straight down from 
that highest snow-dad point, into a 
vast, deep valley. There was a drop 
of eight or ten paces, then the begin- 
ning of a steep muddy slope. Hok felt 
a beating-up of damp warmth, like the 
rush of air from a cave heated with 
many fires. He saw thick, distant 
greenery below him, with a blue mist 
over it as of rain-clouds seen from a 
mountain top. All this in one moment. 

Then his moccasins slid from under 
him on the brink, and he fell hard. 

Striking the top of the slope all 
sprawling, he rolled over and then slid 
like an otter on a riverbank. Perhaps 
something struck his head. Perhaps 
he only dosed his eyes as he slid. 

In any case, Hok dropped into sleep 
as into warm water. He never even 
felt himself strike a solid obstruction 
and halt his downward slide. 

CHAPTER III 

The Jungle Beneath the Snow 

T T OK stretched, yawned, opened his 

A eyes. “Where have I fallen?” he 



inquired of the world, and looked about 
to answer his own question. 

He had plumped into a great bushy 
thicket of evergreen scrub, and had 
lain there as comfortably as in a ham- 
mock. By chance or instinct, he still 
dutched his big flint axe. Above him 
was the steep slope, and above that the 
perpendicular cliff with a crowning of 
snow. But all about him was a spring- 
like warmth, with no snow at ail — only 
dampness. 

Hok wriggled out of his branchy bed, 
examining himself. His tumble had 
covered his garments with muck. 
“Pah I” he condemned the mess, and 
used his gloves to wipe his face, hair 
and weapons. A look at the sky told 
him it was morning — he had slept away 
his fourth night from home. 

Then he gazed downward. The val- 
ley seemed to throb and steam. He 
made out rich leafage and tall tree- 
summits far below. One or two bright 
birds flitted in the mists. Hok grim- 
aced. 

“Summer must sleep through the 
cold, like a cave-bear,” he decided. “I 
will go down, and look for Gragru’s 
body.” 

There were shoots and shrubs and 
hummocks for him to catch with hands 
and feet, or he would have gone sliding 
again. The deeper he journeyed, the 
warmer it became. Now and then he 
hacked a big slash on a larger tree, to 
keep his upward trail again. Those 
trees, he observed, were often summer 
trees, lusher and greener than any he 
had ever seen. 

“Is this the Ancient Land of safe and 
easy life?” * he mused. 



* Johann e* V. Jensen, Danish poet and scholar, 
predicates his celebrated “Long Journey” saga on 
the race-old myth of a warm Lost Country — the 
memory among Ice-Age men of the tropical sur- 
roundings among which the earliest human beings 
developed, and which were banished by the 
glaciers.— Ed. 




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He threw off leggins and gloves and 
the muddy lionskin cloak, tying these 
into a bundle to carry. Further descent 
into even more tropical temperature, 
and he hung the superfluous garments 
in a forked branch of a ferny thicket. 
“I will get them when I return,” he de- 
cided, and went on down, clad only In 
clout and moccasins. Bow, quiver and 
pouch he slung from his shoulders. The 
deerhorn dagger rode in his leather 
girdle. His big axe he kept ready in 
his right hand, for what might chal- 
lenge him. 

The first challenger came, not up 
from the valley, but down from the 
misty air. Hok saw gray-green pinions, 
four times wider than his own arm- 
spread, and borne between them some- 
thing like an evil dream of a stork. The 
wings rustled as they flapped — he saw, 
as they settled upon him, that they were 
unfeathered membranes like a bat’s — 
and two scaly rear talons slashed at 
him.* 

"Khaal” cried Hok, revolted, and set 
himself for defense. He parried the 
rush with his axe. The side, not the 
edge, of the flint struck that monster’s 
chest, blocking it off. Down darted the 
long lean neck, and the ■ sharp-toothed 
beak fastened in Hok’s hair. A mo- 
ment later the clutching lizardy feet 
closed on the axe-haft. Hok found 
himself carried shakily aloft. 

There was a struggle for the axe. 
The thing could barely sustain Hok’s 
weight clear of the ground, and it tried 
to kill, not capture. A long tail bela- 
bored him like a club, hideous hand- 
like claws on the wing-elbows scratched 
and scrabbled at his chest and throat. 
Hok, dangling in midair, found himself 
able to voice a savage laugh. 

"Ahtil You think to eat Hok, you 



* The race of pterodactyls, of which this speci- 
men was a survivor, had wing-spreads as wide 
as twenty-five feet, with beaks four feet long. — Ed. 



nightmare? Others have found him a 
tough morsel!” Quitting hold of the 
axe with one hand, he whipped the dag- 
ger from his belt. Thrusting upward, 
he pierced the scaly throat to the bone. 

'T'HE jaws let go his hair, and emitted 
A a startled screech. Snaky-smelling 
blood drenched Hok, and the two fell. 
The wings, though out of control, par- 
tially broke the tumble, and Hok had 
the wit and strength to turn his enemy 
under and fall upon it. They struck 
the slope some paces lower than where 
the fight began. Hok pinned the still 
struggling nightmare with his foot, and 
cleft it almost in two with his axe. Then 
he stepped clear, nose wrinkled in dis- 
gust. 

“Khaal” he snorted again, mopping 
away the ill-scented gore with handfuls 
of fern. “I’d have doubly died if that 
bird-snake had eaten me. Are there 
others?” 

His question was answered on the 
instant. Dry flappings, shrill screams 
— Hok sheltered in a thicket, and 
watched a dozen more birdsnakes 
swoop down to rend and devour their 
slain brother. It was a sight to turn 
the stomach of a Gnorrl. Hok slipped 
away down slope. 

Now he came to a gentler incline and 
larger trees. He journeyed on without 
mishap for the rest of the morning. 
Hungry, he ate several strange fruits 
from vine or tree at which he saw birds 
pecking. Once, too, a strange thing 
like, a tiny tailed man* scolded him in 
a harsh high voice and flung down a big 
husk-fibered nut. Hok dodged the 
missile, split it and enjoyed both the 
white flesh and the milky juice. 

♦In Europe, where Hok lived, no remains of 
native monkeys or apes more recent than Pliocene 
times have been discovered; but, as the paleontolo- 
gist Osborn reminds us, the tree-dwelling habit* 
of such beasts might have made the remains diffi- 
cult to keep whole. — Ed. 




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"Thanks, little brother I” he cried up at 
the impish nut-thrower. 

When noon was past, Hok had come 
to where he could spy the floor of the 
valley. 

With difficulty he spied it, for it was 
dusky dark. From it rose fumes, mist- 
clouds, earthy odors. It was a swamp, 
from which sprouted upward the tall- 
est and biggest trees Hok had ever seen. 
They grew thickly, interlaced with the 
root-ends and butts of vines and creep- 
ers, hummocked around with dank 
clumps of fungi, rimmed with filthy 
pools. Swanns of biting insects rose, 
and Hok retreated, cursing. 

“I see nothing of Gragru down 
there,” he said. “I’ll go sidewise.” 

Nicking a tree to mark the turnoff, 
he travelled directly along the slope. 
Nor had he far to go before he saw 
Gragru. 

Here was the place where mammoths 
were entombed. Above, extending up 
the valley’s slope, Was a tunnel through 
trees and thickets, kept open by so 
many falling, rolling masses of dead or 
dying mammoth-meat. At the bottom 
of the chute rose a stinking stack of re- 
mains. Hok could not have counted 
them — there must be thousands of des- 
iccated and rotted carcasses, the bones 
gray and the curling tusks white. On 
top lay the freshest of these, Gragru 
his quarry. And beside it was one that 
had beaten Hok to the kill. 

“First bird-snakes,” grumbled Hok. 
“Now elephant-pigs.” 

For the thing was bigger than an 
elephant and grosser than a hog. Its 
monstrous bulk, clad in scant-bristled 
hide of slate gray, stooped above the 
carcass. Its shallow, broad-snouted 
skull bent down, and powerful fangs 
tore the hairy hide from Gragru’s 
flesh, exposing the tender meat. That 
head lifted as Hok came into view, a 
head larger than that of a hippopota- 



mus. Two small hooded eyes, cold and 
pale as a lizard’s, stared. The mouth 
sucked and chewed bloody shreds, and 
Hok saw down-protruding tusks, sharp 
as daggers. Upon the undeveloped 
brow, the swell of the muzzle, and the 
tip of the snout were hornlike knobs — 
three pairs of them.* 

T^EXING Hok with that lizardlike 
stare, the big brute set its ele- 
phantine forefeet upon Gragru’s bulk 
and hitched itself nearer. Its bloody, 
fang-fringed jaws seemed to grin in an- 
ticipation of different meat. 

“Thing,” Hok addressed the mon- 
ster, “you came unbidden to eat my 
prey. You yourself shall be my meat, 
to replace that which I killed.” 

He lifted his bow, which was ready 
strung, and reached over his shoulder 
for an arrow. Just then the elephant- 
pig moved toward him. 

For all its unwieldy bulk, it came at 
antelope speed, that great toothed maw 
open to seize and rend. Hok swiftly 
drew his long arrow to the head and 
sent it full at the long protruding 
tongue. The monster stopped dead, 
emitting a shrill gargling squeal, and 
lifted one horn-toed foot to paw at the 
wound. Hok retired into a bushy 
thicket, setting another arrow to string. 

That thicket would have shielded him 
from the charge of a buffalo or lion; but 
the bulk of the present enemy was to 
buffalo or lion as a fox to rabbits. It 
charged among the brush, breaking off 
stout stems like reeds. Hok, lighter, 
had difficulty getting aside from its first 
blind rush. He gained the open, and 
* Dmoceras ingens , one of the largest and 
ugliest of the Dinocerata, flourished in Eocene 
times and may have lived later. It partook of 
the natures of rhinoceros and swine, and its teeth 
suggest it ate both animal and vegetable food. 
Its many head-bumps may have been primitive 
homs. Specimens have been found that were 
twelve feet long and eight feet tall at the shoul- 
ders. — Ed. 




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so did the elephant-pig. It spied, 
wheeled to charge again. 

He discharged a second arrow, full 
at one of those dead eyes. The six- 
knobbed head twitched at that mo- 
ment, and the shaft skewered a nostril 
instead. Again a horrid yell of angry 
pain. Hok sprang away from under 
its very feet as it tried to run him down, 
found himself heading into the swampy 
bottom. There was a great cylindrical 
mass among the trees, a trunk which 
even this hideous monster could not 
tear down. Hok ran to it, seeking to 
climb the rough lappings of bark. 

“You cannot climb quickly enough,” 
said a voice from within the tree. 
“Come inside, where I can look at you.” 

CHAPTER IV 

The Man Inside the Tree 

TT IS «ften like that, even with a 
A hunter as wise and sharp-eyed as 
Hok. Not until the voice spoke to him, 
in the language of men,* was he aware 
that near him in the great trunk was a 
gaping hole, big enough for him to slide 
through, and full of blackness. 

The tree itself was not a tree. For 
trees are straight upward shoots of vege- 
table growth — this seemed a high-built, 
Close-packed spiral, as if someone had 
coiled a rope, or a worm had made a 
great casting. Between two woody 
curves, one upon the other, showed the 

•The old legend, mentioned in the book of 
Genesis and elsewhere, that once “all men were 
of one speech” may well be founded on fact — 
witness similarities of certain key words among 
races so far scattered as Welsh, Persian, and Man- 
dan Indian. Even in the Stone Age there seems 
to have been commerce and alliance, which means 
that men must have understood each other. 
Languages were simple then. Only with widely 
divergent races, as the beastlike Gnorrls or Nean- 
derthal men, would there be a definitely separate 
tongue, hard to pronounce and harder to under- 
stand because of differences in jaw structure, 
brain, and mode of life. — Ed. 



hole. 

“Make haste,” bade the voice inside. 
Hok saw that the elephant-pig, after 
a momentary questing to spy and smell 
him out, was ponderously wheeling 
to charge. He waited for no third 
invitation, but dived into the space, 
head first. A struggle and a kick, and 
he was inside, among comforting dim- 
ness that bespoke solid protection all 
around. A moment later the huge beast 
struck outside, with a force that shook 
every fiber of the strange stout growth 
within which Hok had taken refuge. 

“He cannot break throiigh to us,” as- 
sured the voice, very near. “This vine 
is stronger even than Rmanth, the 
slayer.” 

Hok made out a dark shape, slender 
and quiet. “Vine?” he echoed. “But 
this is a tree, a dead hollow tree.” 

“The tree that once stood here is not 
only dead, but gone,” he was quietly 
informed. “If there were light, you 
would see.” 

Momentary silence, while Hok pon- 
dered this statement. Outside the ele- 
phant-pig, which seemed to be named 
Rmanth, sniffed at the orifice like a 
jackal at a rat-burrow. 

“You don’t sound like a mocker,” 
was Hok’s final judgment aloud. “And 
it is true that this is a strange growth 
around us. As for light, why not build 
a fire?” 

“Fire?” repeated the other uncer- 
tainly. “What is that?” 

Hok could not but chuckle. “You do 
not know? Fire lights and warms you.” 
“For warmth, it is never cold here. 
And for light — I do not like too much.” 
“There is need of light in this dark- 
ness,” decided Hok weightily. “If you 
truly do not know fire, I can show bet- 
ter than I can tell.” 

He groped with his hands on the floor 
of the cavern into which he had come. 
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He found some bits of punky wood, 
then larger pieces, and cleared a hearth- 
space. From his pouch he brought 
needful things — a flat chip of pine, one 
edge notched; a straight, pointed stick 
of hard wood; a tuft of dry moss. 

“Thus,” lectured Hok, “is fire made.” 

Working in the dark, he twirled the 
stick between his palms. Its point, in 
the notch of the chip, rubbed and 
heated. Within moments Hok smelled 
scorching, then smoke. A faint glow 
peeped through the gloom. Lifting away 
the chip, Hok held his moss-tinder to 
the little coal of glowing wood-meal. 
The rising blaze he fed with splinters, 
then larger pieces. The fire rose. 
“There I” cried Hok, and had time and 
illumination to look up. 

H IS „ first .glance showed him the 
refuge — a circular cavity, twice 
a man’s height in diameter, and walled 
snugly with those close-packed woody 
spirals. High above the space ex- 

tended, with what looked like a gleam- 
ing white star at some distant apex. 
The floor was of well-trampled loam 
and mold, littered with ancient wood 
chips. His second glance showed him 
his companion. 

Here was a body slimmer and shorter 
than the average man of the Flint 
People. The shoulders sloped, the 

muscles were stringy rather than swell- 
ing, there were no hips or calves. 
Around the slender waist was a clout 
rudely woven of plant 'fiber, its girdle 
supporting a queerly made little axe 
and what seemed to be a knife. The 
feet, outthrust toward Hok, looked like 
hands — the great toe was set well back, 
and plainly could take independent 
grasp. On the chest — quite deep in 
proportion to the slimness — and on the 
outer arms and legs grew long, sparse 
hair of red-brown color. Hok could 
not see the face, for the man crouched 



and buried his head in his long arms. 

“Don’t,” came his muffled plea. 
“Don’t. . . 

“It will not hurt,” Hok replied, puz- 
zled. 

“I cannot look, it burns my eyes. 
Once the forest was eaten by such stuff, 
that struck down from heaven — ” 

“Lightning,” guessed Hok. “Oh, yes, 
fire can be terrible when big. But we 
keep it small, feeding it only sparingly. 
Then it is good. See, I do not fear. 
I promise it will not hurt you.” 

His tone reassured the man, who 
finally looked up, albeit apprehensively. 
Hok studied his face. 

Long loose lips, a nose both small and 
flattish, and no chin at all beneath a 
scraggle of brown beard. From the 
wide mouth protruded teeth — Hok saw 
businesslike canines above and below, 
capable of inflicting a terrible bite. This 
much was plainly of animal fashion, 
unpleasantly Gnorrlish. But neither 
the fangs nor the shallow jaw could de- 
tract from the manifest intelligence of 
the upper face. 

For here were large dark eyes, set 
very well under smooth brows. The 
forehead, though not high, was fairly 
broad and smooth, and the cranium 
looked as if it might house intelligence 
and good temper.* 

“Don’t be afraid,” persisted Hok. 
“You were friendly enough to call me 
into this shelter. I am grateful, and I 
will show it.” 

O MANTHS, the monster outside, 
sniffed and scraped at the en- 
trance. He seemed baffled. Hok 
leaned against the wall. “What is your 
name?” he asked. 

The other peered timidly. Hok saw 
the size and brilliance of those eyes, and 
guessed that this man could see, at 
least somewhat in the dark. “Soko,” 
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“Hok the Mighty.” That was spoken 
with honest pride. “I came here from 
snowy country up above. I had 
wounded ‘a mammoth, and followed 
him down here.” 

“Mammoths always come here,” 
Soko told him. “Rmanth and his 
people before him — for he is the last of 
a mighty race — ate their flesh and flour- 
ished. If we dare descend the trees, 
Rmanth kills and eats us, too. In the 
high branches — the Stymphs!” 
“Stymphs?” echoed Hok. “What 
are those?” 

Soko had his turn at being sur- 
prised at such ignorance. “They fly 
like birds, but are bigger and hungrier 
- — -with teeth in their long jaws — man 
cannot prevail against them — ” 

“Oh, the bird-snakes! One attacked 
me as I came down. I killed it, and de- 
scended before its friends came.” 

“You were climbing downward,” 
Soko reminded. “There was cover be- 
low. But if you leave the cover to 
climb upward, you will be slain in the 
open, by many Stymphs. Not even 
Rmanth ventures above the thickets.” 
“As to your elephant-pig, Rmanth,” 
continued Hok, “he has tasted my ar- 
rows.” 

That was another new word for Soko, 
and Hok passed his bow and quiver 
across for examination. “One shaft 
I feathered in his tongue,” he con- 
tined, “and another in his nostril.” 
“But were forced to take shelter 
here. Meanwhile, those wounds will 
make him the thirstier for your blood. 
He will never forget your appearance 
or smell. If you venture out, he will 
follow you to the finish. Between him 
and the Stymphs above, what chance 
have you?” 

“What chance have I?” repeated 
Hok, his voice ringing. “Chance for 
combat! For adventure! For Vic- 
tory!” He laughed for joy, anticipat- 



ing these things. “I’m glad I came— 
these dangers are worth traveling far 
to meet . . . but tell me of another 
wonder. This tree, which is not a tree, 
but shelters us in its heart — ” 

“Oh, simple enough,” rejoined Soko. 
He was beginning to enjoy the com- 
radeship by the glowing fire. Sitting 
opposite Hok, slender hands clasped 
around his knobby knees, he smiled. 
“A true tree grew here once, tall and 
strong. At its root sprang up a vine, 
which coiled tightly around like a 
snake. In time that vine grew to the 
very top. 'Its hugging coils, and its sap- 
drinking suckers, slew the tree, which 
rotted and died in the grip. But the 
vine held the shape to which it had 
grown, and when we tree-folk dug out 
the rotten wood, little by little, it made 
a safe tube by which we could descend 
to the valley’s floor.”* 

“That must have taken much labor,” 
observed Hok. 

“And much time. My father’s father 
barely remembered when it Was begun, 
that digging.” 

“You speak as if you live up above 
here,” said Hok. 

“We do,” Soko told him. “Come, 
kill the fire lest it burn the forest, and 
I will take you to the home of my 
people.” 

He rose and began climbing upward. 

CHAPTER V 

The World in the Branches 

TTOK quickly stamped out the fire. 
A A Its dying light showed him a sort 
of rough ladder — pegs and stubs of 
hard wood, wedged into the spaces be- 
tween the coils of that amazing vine. 
Soko was swarming well a bove ground 

* Several types of big tropical vine, both in 
Africa and South America, create this curious 
growth-pattern by killing the trees they climb 
and remaining erect in the same place. — Ed. 




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level already. Slinging his weapons to 
girdle and shoulder-thongs, Hok fol- 
lowed. 

Hok had always been a bold and 
active climber, able to outdistance any 
of his tribe-fellows, in trees or up cliffs. 
But Soko kept ahead of him, like a 
squirrel ahead of a bear. The tree-man 
fairly scampered up the ladder-way. 

“This is another way in which 
Soko’s people are different from the 
Gnorrls,” * muttered Hok. 

The climbing-sticks had been meant 
for bodies of Soko’s modest weight, 
and once or twice they creaked danger- 
ously beneath the heavier Hok. He 
obviated the danger of a fall by keep- 
ing each hand and foot on a different 
hold, dividing the strain four ways. 
Meanwhile, the light above grew 
stronger, waxing and waning as Soko’s 
nimble body cut this way and that 
across its beam. Finally, noise and 
bustle, and a new voice: 

“Soko! You went down to see what 
was happening with Rmanth. What — ” 
“A man,” Soko answered. “A strange 
man, like none you ever saw.” 

Hok took that as a compliment. He 
was considered something of a unique 
specimen, even among his own kind. 

“He is master of the Hot Hunger,” 
Soko went on, and Hok guessed that he 
meant fire. “He has killed one Stymph, 
he says, and has hurt Rmanth.” 

A chatter of several agitated voices 
above. Then, “Will he kill us?” 

“I think not,” said Soko, and drew 
himself through some sort of gap above. 
“Come on out, Hok,” he called back. 
“My friends are eager to see you.” 

Hok came to the opening in turn. 
It was narrow for his big body, and he 
had difficulty in wriggling through. 
Standing on some crossed and inter- 
woven boughs, he looked at Soko’s 

* The Neanderthal men were of massive, dumsy 
build — obviously poor climbers. — Ed. 



people. 

All the way up, he had thought of 
Soko as fragile and small; now he real- 
ized, as often before, that fragility and 
smallness is but comparative. Soko, 
who was a head shorter than himself 
and slim in proportion, would be con- 
sidered sturdy and tall among the tree- 
folk — almost a giant. He was the big- 
gest of all who were present. Hok 
smiled to himself. While he had been 
pegging Soko as a timid lurker in a 
hollow, these dwellers of the branches 
must have thrilled to the courage of 
their strong brother, venturing so close 
to the mucky domain of the ravenous 
Rmanth. 

As Hok came fully into view, the 
gathering — there may have been twenty 
or thirty of Soko’s kind, men, women 
and children — fell back on all sides 
with little gasps and squeaks of fearful 
amazement. With difficulty the chief 
of the Flint People refrained from most 
unmannerly laughter. If Soko was a 
strapping champion among them, Hok 
must seem a vast horror, strangely 
shaped, colored and equipped. He 
smiled his kindliest, and sat down 
among the woven branches. 

“Soko speaks truth,” he announced. 
“I have no desire to fight or kill anyone 
who comes in peace.” 

r jpHEY still stood off from him, bal- 

ancing among the leafage. He was 
aware that they moved so swiftly and 
surely because they got a grip on the 
branches with their feet. He was able, 
also, to make a quick, interested study 
of the world they lived in. 

Though Soko had led him upward in 
a climb of more than twenty times a 
man’s height, the upper hole in the vine 
spiral was by no means the top of the 
forest. Leafage shut away the sky 
above, the swampy ground below. Here, 
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mighty trees, appeared something of a 
lofty floor — the boughs and connecting 
vines, naturally woven and matted to- 
gether into a vast bridge of platform, 
swaying but strong. Layers of leaf- 
mold, mixed with blown dust, moss and 
the rotted meal of dead wood, over- 
spread parts of this fabric. The aerial 
earthiness bore patches of grass and 
weeds, bright-flowering plants, as richly 
as though it were based upon the rock 
instead of the winds. Birds picked at 
seeds. Hok heard the hum of bees 
around trumpet-shaped blooms. It was 
a great wonder.* 1 

“I wondered how you tree-men could 
possibly live off the ground,” he said, 
with honest admiration. “Now I won- 
der how you can live anywhere else but 
here.” A deep-chested sigh. “Of such 
fair places our old men tell us, in the 
legends of the Ancient Land.” 

That friendly speech brought the 
tree-dwellers closer to this big stranger. 
A half-grown lad was boldest, coming 
straight to Hok and fingering his leather 
moccasins. Hok’s first thought was 
how swiftly young Ptao, at home by 
the frozen river, could thrash and con- 
quer such a youth — his second was a 
hope that Ptao would be forebearing 
and gentle to so harmless a specimen. 
The others gathered around reassured. 
They began asking questions. It was 
strange to all that a human being could 
kill large beasts for food and fur, and 
the men were particularly fascinated 
by Hok’s flint weapons. 

“We have our own stories of old 
times, when your fathers made stone 
things,” volunteered Soko. “Now we 
satisfy ourselves with what bones we 
can raid from that great pile of mam- 
moths, when Rmanth is not there gorg- 
ing himself.” He produced his own 

♦This description is no fancy. The author 
himself, and many others, have seen such sky- 
gardens among the branches of modem rain- 
forests in West Africa. — Ed. 



dagger, smaller than Hok’s reindeer- 
horn weapon, but well worked from a 
bone fragment. “After all, we need not 
fight monsters, like you.” 

“If you did fight like me, all to- 
gether, and with wisdom and courage, 
Rmanth would not have you treed,” 
said Hok bluntly. “Perhaps I can help 
you with him. But first, tell me more 
of yourselves. You think it strange 
that I wear skins. What are these 
weavings you wear?” 

“The forest taught us,” said Soko 
sententiously. “As the branches weave 
and grow together, so we cross and 
twine little tough strings and threads 
drawn from leaves and grasses. They 
give us covering, and places to carry 
possessions. Is it so marvelous? Birds 
do as much with their nests.” 

“'NJ'ESTS ?” repeated Hok. “And how 
do you people nest?” 

“Like the birds — in woven beds of 
branches, lined with soft leaves and 
fiber. A roof overhead, of course, to 
shed the rain.” Soko pointed to a lit- 
tle cluster of such shelters, not far away 
in an adjoining tree.* 

“You do nothing but sleep and play?” 
“We gather fruits and nuts,” spoke 
up another of the tree-men. “That 
takes time and work, for a man who 
has gathered much must feed his friends 
who may have gathered little.” 

“It is so with my people, when one 
hunter kills much meat and others re- 
turn empty-handed,” nodded Hok. 
“What else, then?” 

“A great labor is the mending of this 
floor,” replied Soko, patting with his 
foot the woven platform. “Branches 
rot and break. We look for such places, 
through which our children might fall 
at play, and weave in new strong pieces, 
or tie and lace across with stout vines.” 

* The great apes make such nests, roofs and 
all.— Ed. 




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Once again Hok glanced upward. 
“And what la there?” 

A shudder all around. “Stymphs,” 
muttered Soko, in a soft voice, as if 
he feared to summon a flock of the bird- 
snakes. 

‘Ugly thing,” said Hok. “I may 
do something about them, too. But I 
am hungry just now — ” 

Before he could finish, the whole 
community dashed away like so many 
squirrels through the boughs, to bring 
back fistfuls of nuts, pawpaws and 
grapes. Hok accepted all he could pos- 
sibly eat, and thanked his new friends 
heartily. 

“I did not mean that you must feed 
me,” he told them. “You should wait 
for me to finish my talk. But since you 
bring these fruits, I will make my meal 
of them. You may take my provision.” 
From his pouch he rummaged the re- 
mainder of his dried meat. It was one 
more new thing to the tree people, who 
nibbled and discussed and argued over 
it. Flesh they had occasionally — small 
climbers, fledgling birds, even insects — 
but nothing of larger game, and both 
cooking and drying of food was beyond 
their understanding. Hok chuckled 
over their naivete. 

“A promise I” he cried. “I’ll give you 
Rmanth himself for a feast, and I shall 
roast him on a fire, that which you call 
the Hot Hunger. But let Soko sit here 
by me. I want to hear of how you came 
to this place to live.” 

Soko perched on a tangle of vines. 
“Who can tell that? It was so long 
ago. Cold weather drove us from the 
upper world,” and he pointed north- 
ward. “Those who stayed behind were 
slain by it. Our old men tell tales and 
sing songs of how the remnants of the 
fleeing tribe blundered in here and gave 
themselves up as trapped.” 

“Why did the ice not follow you in?” 
asked Hok. 



“Ask that of the gods, who drove ft 
to right and left of our valley. In any 
case, we were sheltered here, though 
there were many fierce creatures. But 
the cold was fiercer — we could not face 
it — and here we stay.”* 

“Treed by Rmanth and harried by 
those Stymph bird-snakes,” summed up 
Hok. “You are happy, but you could 
make yourselves much happier by some 
good planning and fighting. Who is 
your chief?” 

“I am their chief,” growled someone 
behind him, “and you had better ex- 
plain — quickly — why you seek to make 
my people dissatisfied.” 

CHAPTER VI 
A Chief Passes Sentence 

'"J''HERE was a sudden gasping and 
A cowering among all the tree-folk, 
even as concerned the relatively sturdy 
Soko. Hok turned toward the speaker, 
expecting to come face to face with a 
fearsome challenger. 

Around the spiral vine-column a little 
grizzled form was making its way. This 
tree-man was old and ill-favored, with 
almost pure white whiskers on his chin- 
less jaw. He wheezed and snorted, as 
though the exertion were too much for 
him. Perhaps this was due to his 
weight, for he was the fattest Hok had 
yet seen among those dwellers of the 
trees. His belly protruded like a wal- 
let, his jowls hung like dewlaps. But 
there was nothing old or infirm about 

♦ The Piltdown Race seems to have flourished 
in the Third Interglacial Epoch, a warm age 
when even northern Europe was as pleasant and 
temperate as Italy. Such African-Asiatic fauna 
as hippopotami and tigers flourished side by side 
with these forerunners of human beings. When 
the Fourth Glaciation brought ice and snow to 
cover Europe, the robust Neanderthals and the 
later, greater true men of Hok’s race could survive 
and adapt themselves; but a less rugged prehuman 
type like the Piltdown must flee or perish. — Ed. 




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the power in his big, close-set brilliant 
eyes. 

Gaining the side o{ the nearest tree- 
man to him, this oldster put out a con- 
fident hand and snatched away a size- 
able slice of the dried meat Hok had 
distributed. Though the victim of this 
plunder was an active young man, he 
did not resist or even question, but drew 
diffidently away. The old man took a 
bite — his teeth, too, were young-seem- 
ing and rather larger and sharper than 
ordinary — and grunted approval. Then 
his eyes fastened Hok’s, in a calculated 
stare of hostility. 

But Hok had met the gaze of the 
world’s fiercest beasts and men, and 
his were not the first eyes to falter. 
The old tree-chief finally glanced away. 
Hok smiled in good-humored contempt. 

“Well?” challenged the oldster at 
last. “Do you know how to act before 
your betters?” 

Hok was puzzled. The simple truth 
was that Hok had never recognized any- 
one as his better from his youth up- 
wards. 

Years before, when a big boy not yet 
fully mature, the slaying of his father 
by Gnorrls had made him chief of his 
clan. His young manhood had barely 
come to him before he had driven those 
same beastly Gnorrls from their rich 
hunting-empire of meadows and woods, 
and founded in their stead an alliance 
of several tribes, with himself as head 
chief. The mighty nation of Tlanis was 
sunken under the sea because of him. 
The Fishers in their seaside pile-villages 
had changed their worship from water- 
god to sun-god out of sadly learned re- 
spect for Hok. If ever he had been 
subordinate, even only the second great- 
est individual in any gathering, he had 
had plenty of time to forget it. 

Just now he spat idly, through a gap 
in the woven branches. 

“Show me my betters,” he requested 



with an air of patience. “I know none, 
on two legs or four.” 

“I am Kroll” squeaked the other, 
and smote his gray-tufted chest with a 
fat fist. "Be afraid, you hulking yel- 
low-haired stranger 1” 

“Men of the trees,” Hok addressed 
those who listened, “is it your custom 
to keep fools to make game for you? 
This man has white hair, he should be 
quiet and dignified. He is a bad ex- 
ample to the young.” 

It was plainly blasphemy. Soko and 
the others drew further away from Hok, 
as though they feared to be involved in 
some terrible fate about to overwhelm 
him. The chief who called himself 
Krol fumbled in his girdle of twisted 
fiber, and drew forth an axe of mam- 
moth ivory set in a hard-wood handle. 
Whirling it around his head, he cast it 
at Hok. 

pi OK lifted a big knowing hand, with 
such assurance that the movement 
seemed languid. The axe drove straight 
at his face, but he picked it out of the 
air as a frog’s tongue picks a flying in- 
sect. Without pausing he whirled it in 
his own turn and sent it sailing back. 
It struck with a sharp chock, deep into 
a big branch just above Krol’s head. 

“Try again,” bade Hok, as though he 
were instructing a child in how to throw 
axes. 

Krol’s big fangs gnashed, and foam 
sprank out in flecks upon his lips and 
beard. He waved his fists at his people. 

“On him! ” he screamed. “Seize him, 
beat him, bind fast his arms!” 

Hok rose from where he sat, bracing 
himself erect. He looked with solem- 
nity upon the half-dozen or so biggest 
men who moved to obey. 

“Come at me, and you will think 
Rmanth himself has climbed up among 
you,” he warned. “I do not like to be 
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Krol yelped a further order, backing 
it by a threat. The men rushed unwill- 
ingly. 

Hok laughed, like an athlete playing 
with children. Indeed, the tree-men 
were childlike in comparison with him. 
He pushed the first two in the face with 
his palms, upsetting them and almost 
dropping them through the branchy 
fabric. A third attacker he caught and 
lifted overhead, wedging him in a fork 
of the boughs. The others retreated 
fearfully before such effortless strength. 
Hok laughed again, watching. 

But he should have watched Krol as 
well. The plump old despot had stolen 
close unobserved. In one hand he 
clutched a big fiber husked nut, of the 
milky kind Hok had enjoyed earlier in 
the day. A swinging buffet on the 
skull, and Hok staggered, partially 
stunned. At once the tree-men rushed 
back, and before Hok could clear his 
brain and fight them off, he was 
swamped. They looped his wrists, 
ankles and body with quickly-plucked 
vine tendrils, tough and limber as 
leather straps. 

Krol found time to take some fruit 
from a child, and husk it with his teeth. 
“Now, stranger,” he sniggered, “you 
will learn that I am chief here.” 

Hok had recovered from that stroke. 
He did not waste strength or dignity by 
striving against his stout bonds. 

“A chief who plays tricks and lets 
other men do the fighting,” he replied. 
“A chief who strikes his enemies foully, 
from behind.” 

Krol had repossessed his ivory axe. 
He lifted it angrily, as though to smite 
it into Hok’s skull. But then he low- 
ered it, and grinned nastily. 

“I heard you blustering when I came 
up,” he said. “Something about fight- 
ing. What do you think to fight?” 

“I spoke of Rmanth, the elephant- 
pig,” replied Hok. “Yes, and the 



Stymphs. Your people fear them. I 
do not.” 

“Mmmml ” Kroll glanced downward, 
then up. “They are only little pests to 
mighty warriors like you, huh? You 
do not fear them? Hok — that it your 
name, I think you said — I will do you 
a favor. You shall have closer ac- 
quaintanceship with the Stymphs.” 

1V/TENTION of the dread bird-snakes 
made the tree-folk shiver, and 
Krol sneered at them with a row of 
grinning fangs. 

“You cowards!” he scolded. “You 
disgrace me before this boastful 
stranger. Yet you know that Stymphs 
must eat, if they are to live and let us 
alone. Hoist this prey up to them.” 

“Bound and helpless?” demanded 
Hok. “That is a part of your own 
cowardice, Krol. You shall howl for 
it.” 

“But you shall howl first, and loud- 
est," promised Krol. “You biggest 
men, come and carry him up. Yes, 
high!” 

That last was to quicken the unwill- 
ing limbs of his fellows, who seemed 
to like Hok and not to like the prospect 
of mounting into the upper branches. 

Thus driven to obedience, four of the 
biggest men nimbly rove more vines 
around the captive, fashioning a sort of 
hammock to hold him and his weapons. 
Soko, stooping to tie a knot, gazed in- 
tently into Hok’s face. One of Soko’s 
big bright eyes closed for a moment — 
the ancient and universal wink of al- 
liance, warning, and promise. 

The four scrambled up and up, bear- 
ing Hok among them. Now the sky 
came into view, dullish and damp but 
warm. Apparently the valley was al- 
ways wreathed, at least partially, in 
light mists. Into a tall treetop the big 
captive was hoisted, and made fast 
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panted fatly as he clambered alongside. 
The others departed at his nod. Krol, 
passing Hok, jostled the big bound 
wrists. Hok felt something pressed 
against his palm, and closed his fingers 
upon it. 

The hilt of Soko’s bone knife 1 With 
difficulty he fought back a smile of 
triumph. . . . 

Then he was alone in the treetop with 
Krol. 

“Look up, you scoffer/ bade Krol. 
“In the mists — do you see anything?” 

“Very dimly, I make out flying 
shapes,” replied Hok quietly. “Two- 
three — no, many.” 

“They can see you, and plainly,” 
Krol informed him. “Like my people, 
the Stymphs have ability to see far on 
dull days, or dark holes, or even at 
night. They have cunning sense of 
smell, too. Probably they scent some 
prey close at hand now, and wonder if 
I have hung something up for them.” 

“You hang food for the Stymphs?” 
demanded Hok. 

“Yes, such men as displease me — 
don’t stare and wonder. I am chief of 
my tribe. I must keep an alliance with 
other powers.” 

Krol squinted upward, where the 
Stymphs hovered in the mist-wreaths. 
Opening his wide mouth, he emitted a 
piercing cry, half howl and half whistle. 
The bird-snakes began to flap as if in 
response. 

“They know my voice, they will 
come,” announced Krol. With the evil- 
lest of grins, he swung down to the 
safety of the foliage below. 

No sooner was he gone than Hok 
began to ply that bone knife Soko had 
smuggled to him. It was difficult work, 
but he pressed the well-sharpened edge 
strongly against the vine loops around 
his wrist. They separated partially, 
enough to allow him to strain and snap 
them. Even as the boldest Stymph 



lowered clear of the mists and began to 
angle downward, Hok won his arms 
free. A few mighty hacks, and he 
cleared away the rest of his hammocky 
bonds. 

The tree-folk had bound his un- 
familiar weapons in with him. Draw- 
ing himself astride of a big horizontal 
branch, Hok strung the big bow and 
tweaked an arrow out of his quiver. 

“I have a feeling,” he said aloud to 
this strange land at large, “that I was 
sent here— by gods or spirits or by 
chance — to face and destroy these 
Stymphs.”* 

CHAPTER VII 
The Stymphs 

gO CONFIDENT was Hok of his 
ability to deal with the situation 
that he actually waited, arrow on string, 
for a closer mark. After all, he had 
killed one such bird-snake with a single 
quick thrust of his dagger. Why 
should he fear many, when he had ar- 
rows, an axe, and two knives? A big 
Stymph tilted in the mist and slid down 
as if it were an otter on a mud-bank. 
Its long triangular head, like the night- 
mare of a stork, drooped low on the 
snaky neck. Its jag-toothed bill 
opened. 

Hok let it come so close that his flar- 
ing nostrils caught the reptilian odor; 
then, drawing his shaft to its barbed 
head of sandstone, he loosed full at the 
scaly breast. Hok’s bow was the 
strongest among all men of his time, 

* Readers who know the mythology of ancient 
Greece will already have seen some connection be* 
tween the surviving pterodactyls called Stymphs 
and the Stymphalides, described as “great birds” 
who ate men. The ancient Greeks said that the 
Stymphalides had plumage of metal, which sounds 
very much like reptilian scaliness. Hercules, the 
Grecian memory of Hok, is credited with destroy- 
ing these monsters as one of bis twelve heaven- 
assigned labors. — Ed. 



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and a close-delivered arrow from it 
struck with all the impact of a war-club. 
The flint point tore through the body, 
flesh, scales and bone, and protruded 
behind. The swoop of the Stymph was 
arrested as though it had blundered 
against a rock in mid-air. It whirled 
head over lizard tail, then fell flooping 
and screeching toward the great mass 
of foliage below. 

“Ahail” Hok voiced his war-shout, 
and thundered mocking laughter at the 
other Stymphs. ‘‘Thus Hok serves 
those who face him. Send me another 
of your champions!” 

Several of the abominations had 
flown a little way after their falling 
friend. But, before they could get their 
cannibal beaks into the stricken body, 
it had lost itself among the branches, 
and they came up again to center on the 
more exposed meat in the treetop. Two 
advanced at once, and from widely 
separate angles. 

Hok had notched another arrow, and 
sped it into the chest of one. Before 
he could seize a third shaft, the other 
Stymph was upon him. Its talons made 
a clutch, scraping long furrows in his 
shoulder. He cursed it, and struck a 
mighty whipping blow with his bow- 
stave that staggered it in mid-flight. 
Clutching the supporting branch with 
his legs, he tore his axe from its lash- 
ing at his girdle, and got it up just in 
time to meet the recovering drive of the 
brute. Badly gashed across the nar- 
row, evil face, the Stymph’ reeled 
downward, trying in vain to get con- 
trol of its wings and rise again. 

More Stymphs circled this third vic- 
tim of Hok, and tore several bloody 
mouthfuls from it. A loud clamor 
rose over Hok’s head — the smell of 
gore was maddening the flock. Slip- 
ping his right hand through the thong 
on his axe handle, he looked up. 

The sky was filling with Stymphs. 



Though never a man to recognize dan- 
ger with much respect, Hok was forced 
to recognize it now. Where he had 
thought to meet a dozen or score of 
the monsters, here they were mustered 
in numbers like a flock of swallows — 
his system of counting, based on tens 
and tens of tens, would not permit 
him to be sure of their strength, even 
if he had time. 

For they had dropped all over him, 
all of them at once. 

A TOOTHY jaw closed on his left 
elbow. Before it could bite to the 
bone, he whipped his axe across and 
smashed the shallow skull with the 
flat of the blade. Back-handing, he 
brought the axe round to smite and 
knock down another attacker. Axe 
and bow-stave swept right and left, and 
every blow found and felled a Stymph. 
The stricken ones were attacked and 
rended by their ravenous fellows, 
which made a hurly-burly of confusion 
and perhaps saved Hok from instant 
annihilation by the pack. As it was, 
he knew that the Stymphs were far too 
many for him. 

The end of this furious struggle 
in the open top of the jungle came with 
an abrupt climax that Hok never 
liked to remember afterward. He had 
ducked low on his limb to avoid the 
sweeping rush of a big Stymph, and 
for a moment loosened the straddle- 
clutch of his legs. At the same moment 
another of the creatures dropped 
heavily upon his shoulders, sinking its 
claws into his flesh. Its weight dis- 
lodged him. Hok lost all holds, and 
fell hurtling into the leafy depths below. 

His right hand quitted its hold on the 
big axe, which remained fast to his 
wrist by the looped thong. Reaching 
up and back as he fell, he seized the 
Stymph by its snaky throat and with a 
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grasp upon his ribs and brought it 
under him. Its striving wings were 
slowing the fall somewhat, though it 
could not rise with his weight. A mo- 
ment afterward, the two of them 
crashed into the mass of twigs and 
leaves, hit an outhrust bough heavily. 

The Stymph, underneath, took most 
of that shock. Its ribs must have been 
shattered. At the instant of impact, 
Hok had presence of mind to quit his 
grip upon its neck, and managed to 
fling his arm around the branch. He 
clung there, feet kicking in space, 
while the Stymph fell shrieking into 
the middle branches. 

Again he was momentarily safe. He 
looked up. The Stymphs, where they 
were visible through sprays of green- 
ery, were questing and circling to find 
him, like fish-hawks above the water’s 
surface. 

“Ahail Here I am, you bird- 
snakes!” he roared his challenge, and 
climbed along the branch to a broader 
fork, where he could stand erect with- 
out holding on. And here he found 
shelter, even from those ravenous 
beaks and claws. 

A great parasitic growth, allied to 
giant dodder or perhaps mistletoe, 
made a great golden-leafed mat above 
him, circular in form and wider across 
than the height of two tall men. It 
could be seen through, but its tough 
tendrils and shoots could hold back 
heavier attacks than the Stymph swarm 
might manage. 

“Come on and fight!” he taunted 
again. “I have killed many of you, 
and still I live! Ahai, I am Hok the 
Mighty, whose sport it is to kill 
Stymphs and worse things than 
Stymphs!” 

r T''HE flattened, darkling brains of the 
Stymphs understood the tone, if not 
the words of that defiance. They be- 



gan to drop down on winnowing scaly 
wings, peering and questing for him. 
“Here, just below!” he cried to guide 
them. Then he slung his bow behind 
him, and poised his axe, spitting be- 
tween hand and haft for a better grip. 

They settled quickly toward him, 
wriggling and forcing their way 
through the upper layers of small twigs. 
He laughed once again, and one of the 
Stymphs spied him through the tangled 
matting. It alighted, clutching the 
strands with its talons, and with a single 
lancing stroke of its tight-shut beak 
drove through a weak spot in the 
shield. Hok stared into its great cold 
eyes, and shifted his position to avoid 
its snap. s 

“Meet Hok, meet death,” he said to 
it, and chopped off that ugly head with 
his axe. The body flopped and wrig- 
gled beyond his jumble of defending 
vegetation, and three of the other 
Stymphs came down all together to 
feast upon it. 

That was what Hok wanted. “So 
many guests come to dine with Hok?” 
he jibed. “Then the host must pro- 
vide more meat.” 

He laid his longest arrow across the 
bow-stave. For a moment the three 
fluttering bird-snakes huddled close to- 
gether above the prey, almost within 
touch of him. Setting the head of his 
arrow to an opening among the whorls 
and tangles, he loosed it at just the 
right moment. 

A triple shrillness of pained scream- 
ing beat up, and Hok was spattered 
with rank-smelling blood. Skewered 
together like bits of venison on a toast- 
ing-stick, the three Stymphs floun- 
dered, somersaulted and fell, still held 
in an agony of conjunction by Hok’s 
arrow. For the first time, unhurt 
Stymphs drew back as in fear. Hok 
made bold to show himself, climbing up 
on top of his protecting mat. 





“Do you go?” he demanded. “Am 
I as unappetizing as all that?” 

They came yet again, and he dodged 
nimbly back into safety. More ar 
rows — he had a dozen left. These he 
produced, thrusting them through 
broad leaves around him so as to be 
more quickly seized and sped. Then, 
as the Stymphs blundered heavily 
against his shield of natural wicker- 
work, he began to kill them. 

Close-packed as they were, and 
within touch of him, he could not miss. 
By twos and threes his arrows fetched 
them down. Even the small reptile- 
minds of the flying monsters could not 



but register danger. Survivors began 
to flop upward, struggle into the open 
air above the branches, retreat into the 
mist. Hok hurled imprecations and 
insults after them, and once more 
mounted the mat to kill wounded 
wretches with his axe, and to drag his 
arrows from the mass of bodies. 




HOK VISITS THE LAND Or LEGENDS 



aka crawled out 
' sharpened stick 



help, down here in the mists beyond the 
reach of his rays. My children shall 
never forget this kindness.”* 

From below came an awkward 
scrambling, and Krol, the chief of the 
tree-folk, mounted upward into view. 

“Greetings,” Hok chuckled at him. 
“See what sport I have made with 
your friends, the bird-snakes.” 

Krol might have feared the huge, 
blood-smeared chief of the Flint People, 
had he not been so concerned with the 
retreat of the Stymphs overhead. 

“They will go,” he chattered. “They 
will never come back, because they fear 
you. If I had known — ” 

* The surviving myth tells how Hercules (Hok.) 
was sheltered from the Stymphalides by the buck- 
j ler of Pallas Athene, so that he was able to win 
victory at leisure. — Ed. 





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“If you had known, you would not 
have hung me up for them to eat,” Hok 
finished for him. “As it is, I have 
driven off your ugly allies, by fear of 
which you ruled your people. That fear 
will be gone hereafter. So, I think, will 
you.” 

Hok swung down to a branch 
above Krol and feinted a brain-dash- 
ing blow with his axe. Then he 
laughed as the tree-chief let go all 
holds, dropping six times his own 
length through emptiness. He caught 
a branch below. 

“You and I are enemies 1” he snarled 
upward. “Though you have beaten 
my Stymphs, there remain other 
things — even Rmanths! I shall see 
you dead, and your body rended by the 
tusks of Rmanth, Hok the Meddler!” 

And then, though Hok began climb- 
ing swiftly downward, old Krol was 
swifter and surer. They both descended 
through thickening layers of foliage, to 
the woven living-place of the tree 
people. 

CHAPTER V!ll 

The Dethroning of Krol 

T)Y the time the slower-climbing 
^ Hok had come down to that 
mighty hammocklike footing, Krol had 
had precious minutes to gather his fol- 
lowers and howl orders and accusa- 
tions into their ears. 

“Ah, here he comes to mock us, the 
overgrown invader!” Krol yelled, and 
shook a furious finger toward the ap- 
proaching Hok. “He has slain the 
Stymphs, who protected us!” 

“I have slain the Stymphs, who 
feasted on any tree-man daring to 
climb as high as the open air above the 
forest,” rejoined Hok, with a lofty man- 
ner as of one setting Krai’s statement 
right. “I have helped you, not in- 



jured you.” 

Krol glared with a fury that seemed 
to hurl a rain of sparks upon Hok. 
“You biggest men,” he addressed the 
other tree-folk out of the side of his 
broad, loose mouth, “seize him and bind 
him a second time.” 

Hok set his shoulder-blades to the 
main stem of a tree. He looked at the 
tree-men. They seemed a trifle em- 
barrassed, like boys stealing from a lar- 
der. Soko, tht biggest among them, 
was plainly the most uneasy as well. 
Hok decided to profit by their inde- 
cision. 

“You caught me once because I was 
playful among you,” he said. “Hok 
never makes the same mistake twice. 
Standing thus, I cannot be knocked 
down from behind. Meanwhile,” and 
he quickly strung his bow, notching 
an arrow, “I shall not only strike my 
attackers, I shall strike them dead.” 

“Obey me!” blustered Krol, and one 
of the men lifted a heavy milk-nut to 
throw. Hok shot the missle neatly out 
of the hand that held it. 

“No throwing,” he warned. “Charge 
me if you will, but make it a fight at 
close quarters. Those who survive will 
have a fine tale to tell forever.” He 
glanced sideways, to a gap in the mat- 
ting. “But the first man to come 
within my reach I shall cast down 
there. Krol, is your other ally, 
Rmanths, hungry?” 

The half-formed attack stood still, 
despite Krol’s now hysterical com- 
mands to rush Hok. When the old 
tree-chief had paused, panting for 
breath, Hok addressed the gathering 
once again: 

“You cannot hope to fight me, you 
slender ones. The Stymphs, who have 
held you frightened for so long, fell 
dead before me like flies in the frost. 
Of us two — Hok or Krol — who is 
greatest?” 




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“Hok is greatest,” announced Soko 
suddenly. 

It was plain that none had dared sug- 
gest rebellion against Krol since the 
beginning of time. Krol was as taken 
aback as other hearers. Soko turned 
toward Krol, and the old chief actu- 
ally shrank back. 

“He admits killing the Stymphs, he 
admits itl” jabbered Krol, flapping a 
nervous paw at Hok. “If they are 
gone, how shall strangers be kept out 
of this land of ours?” 

ILTOK guessed that this was an 
ancient and accepted argument 
The tree-folk naturally feared invasion, 
must have been taught to think of the 
Stymphs as their guardians against 
such a danger. He snorted with scorn- 
ful amusement. 

“The old liar speaks of ‘this land of 
yours,’ ” he repeated. “How is it your 
land, men of the trees, when you can 
neither tread its soil nor look into its 
sky — when bird-snakes prey on you 
above, and an elephant-pig prowls be- 
low, so that you must dwell forever in 
this middle-part like tree frogs?” He 
paused, and judged that his question 
had struck pretty close to where those 
folk did their thinking. “I have been 
your benefactor,” he summed up. “The 
open air is now yours, for Krol says the 
Stymphs have fled from it. The next 
step is — ” 

“To kill Rmanths?” suggested some- 
one, a bolder spirit among the hearers. 

“The next step,” finished Hok, “is 
to get rid of that tyrant Krol.” 

Krol had drawn back into a sort of 
tangle of branches and vines, which 
would serve as a partial screen against 
any rush. He snarled, and hefted his 
ivory-bladed axe in one hand. 

“You speak truth, Hok,” put in 
Soko, more boldly than before. “Go 
ahead and kill Krol.” 



But Hok shook his golden shock- 
head. “No. I could have done that 
minutes ago, with a quick arrow, or a 
flick of my axe. But I have left him 
for you yourselves to destroy. He is 
your calamity, your shame. He should 
be your victim.” 

Krol made play with his axe. “I will 
hew you all into little shreds!” he 
threatened in a high, choked voice. 
Soko was the first to see how fright- 
ened the old despot was. He addressed 
his fellows: 

“Men of my people, if I kill Krol, 
will I be your chief?” he asked. “Such 
is custom.” 

Several made gestures of assent, and 
Soko was satisfied. 

“Then I challenge him now.” With 
no wait for further ceremony, Soko put 
out one lean, knowing hand and bor- 
rowed a weapon from the woven girdle 
of a neighbor. It was a sort of pick, 
a heavy, sharp piece of bone lashed 
crosswise in the cleft of a long, springy 
rod. He approached Krol’s position. 

“Come and be killed,” Soko bade his 
chief, in a sort of chant. “Come and be 
killed. Come and — ” 

Krol came, for he was evidently not 
too afraid of anything like an even bat- 
tle. Hok, a giant and a stranger, had 
terrified him. The repudiation of the 
whole tribe had unmanned him. But 
if Soko was alone a challenger, Krol in- 
tended to take care of his end. 

There was still pith in his pudgy old 
arm as he swung the ivory axe at Soko. 
The younger warrior parried the blow 
within a span’s distance of his face, 
missed a return stroke with the pick. A 
moment later they were fencing furi- 
ously and quite skillfully, skipping to 
and fro on the shaky footing. Hok, 
who had a fighting man’s appreciation 
of duelling tactics, watched with in- 
terest. 

“Well battled!” he voiced his ap- 




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plause. “Strike lower, Soko, his guard 
is high I Protect your head! Don’t 
stumble or — Hail Now he is yours!” 

JNDEED, it seemed so. Krol had 

feinted Soko into a downward 
sweep with the pick, and had slipped 
away from the danger. With Soko 
momentarily off balance, Krol struck 
with his axe; but a quick upward jerk 
of Soko’s weapon-butt struck his wrist, 
numbing it. The axe fell among the 
trampled leaf-mold on the branchy mat. 
Krol was left unarmed before Soko. 

Now despair made the challenged 
chief truly dangerous. Krol sprang 
before Soko could land a last and fata) 
stroke. He threw his arms around 
Soko’s body, and sank his sharp fangs 
into Soko’s flesh at juncture of neck 
and shoulder. The two scrambled, fell, 
and rolled over and over, perilously 
close to a terrible fall. The chatter- 
ing onlookers danced and gesticulated 
in pleased excitement. 

Hok, whose own teeth were far too 
even for use as weapons, was about 
to remark that biting seemed grossly 
unfair, when the issue was decided. 
Soko tore loose from the grip of Krol’s 
jaws and turned the old man under- 
neath. Krol doubled a leg and strove 
to rip Soko’s abdomen open with the 
nails of his strong, flexible toes, but a 
moment later Soko had hooked his own 
thumbs into Krol’s mouth corners. He 
forced his enemy’s head back and back, 
until the neck was on the point of break- 
ing. With a coughing whine, Krol let 
go all holds, jerked himself free, and 
next moment ran for his life. 

At once the spectators gave a fierce 
shout, and joined the chase. Hok, fol- 
lowing over the swaying mass of 
boughs, could hear a hundred execra- 
tions being hurled at once. Apparently 
every man and woman, and most of the 
children, among the tree-folk had a 



heavy score to settle with the fierce old 
fraud who had ruled them. Soko, lead- 
ing the pack, almost caught up with 
Krol. But Krol avoided his grasp, and 
disappeared into something. 

Hok came up, pushing in among the 
yelling tree-men. He saw a new curios- 
ity — Krol’s fortress. 

It was made like the nest of a mud- 
wasp, a great egg-shaped structure of 
clay among the heavier branches of a 
tall tree. Apparently Krol had spent 
considerable time and thought on his 
refuge, against just such an emergency 
as this. Hok judged that within was a 
baskety plaiting of chosen branches, 
with the clay built and worked on the 
outside thickly and smoothly. The 
whole rondure was twice Krol’s height 
from top to bottom, and almost the 
same distance through. It was strongly 
lodged among several stout forks, and 
had but one orifice. This was a dark 
doorway, just large enough for Krol to 
slip through and perhaps a thought too 
narrow for shoulders the width of 
Soko’s. 

“Krol’s nest is well made,” Hok pro- 
nounced, with frank admiration. “My 
own tribesmen sometimes make their 
huts like this, of branches with an outer 
layer of earth. Why' are not all your 
homes so built?” 

npHE yelling had died down. Soko, 
his big eyes watching the doorway 
to the mud-nest, made reply: “Only 

Krol could fetch clay. We dare not 
go to the valley’s floor after It.” 

“No,” rejoined a grumble from in- 
side. “Nor do you dare go after — 
water!" 

That reminder plainly frightened 
every hearer. They drew back from 
the den of Krol, looked at each other 
and at Soko. 

“What does he mean?” demanded 
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comes to that, where do you get water?” 
Soko pointed to the opening. “He 
gets it. Krol.” Soko’s throat, still tom 
and chewed from the battle, worked 
and gulped. “We should have thought 
of that. Without Krol, we can get 
nothing to drink.” 

One or two of his hearers made moan- 
ing sounds and licked their mouths, as 
if already dry and thirsty. Hok ques- 
tioned Soko further. It developed that 
the tree-folk had big dry gourd-vessels, 
fashioned from the fruit of lofty vines, 
and these they let down on cords of 
fiber. Krol, the single individual who 
would venture to the ground level, 
scooped up water from a stream there, 
and the others would draw it up for 
their own use. Hok nodded, praising 
in his heart the wisdom of Krol. 

“It is yet another way in which he 
kept his rule over you,” he commented. 
“Yet Krol must die some day. How 
would you drink then?” 

“When I die, you all die,” pro- 
nounced Krol from his fastness. “I de- 
clare you all in danger. Without me 
to guide your gourds into that stream, 
thirst will claim you one by one.” 
Silence. Then a wretched little man 
attempted a different question: 

“What is your will, mighty Krol?” 
Krol kept majestic silence for a mo- 
ment. Finally: 

“You will all swear to obey my rules 
and my thoughts, even unspoken 
wishes. You will range far to pluck all 
the fruits I like, and bring them to 
me. You will yield Soko up as a vic- 
tim — ” 

“Wait, you tree people 1” burst out 
Hok in disgust. “I see you wavering 1 
Do you truly mean to let that murderer 
destroy Soko, who is the best man 
among you?” 

Nobody answered. Hok saw them 
stare sickly. Krol went on: 

“I have not finished. Soko as a vic- 



tim, I say. And also this troublesome 
stranger, Hok. Their blood will in- 
crease my walls.” 

CHAPTER IX 
The Hot Hunger Obfigei 

pOR a moment Hok had an over- 
powering sense of having guessed 
wrong. 

He had spoken the truth when he an- 
nounced that the killing of Krol was 
the tree-men’s responsibility, not his. 
Violent death was no novelty in his life, 
and he had inflicted enough of it on 
large, strong foes to be hesitant about 
attacking weak, unworthy ones. Too, 
he had no wish to take on the rule of 
Krol’s people as an additional chore. 
If Soko, who seemed a fair chieftainly 
type, did the killing, then Soko would 
confirm himself as leader. Hok could 
depart from this Ancient Land with a 
clear conscience. 

But just now his half-languid for- 
bearance was shunting him into another 
nasty situation. Three or four of the 
men were murmuring together, and 
there was a stealthy movement of the 
clan’s whole fighting strength in the di- 
rection of Soko. At once Hok pushed 
forward at and among them. Quick 
flicks of his open hands scattered them 
like shavings in the wind. 

“Fools 1” he scolded them. “Weak 
of wit! You deserve no better than a 
life roosting in these trees. Soko and 
I have brought you to the edge of free- 
dom, and you cannot take advantage!” 

“That is good talk,” seconded Soko, 
with considerable stoutness. “Krol has 
fled before me. Since he will not fight, 
I am chief. Let any one man among 
you come and strive with me if he 
thinks otherwise.” 

The half-formed uprising was 
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Said one: “But who will fetch us 
water?” 

“Who but Krol?” chimed in the old 
rascal from behind his mud walls. “I 
make no more offers until you come to 
me with thirsty throats, begging.” 

The speaker glanced sidelong at Hok. 
He half-whispered: “Krol wants the 

blood of Soko and the stranger — ” 

“He shall have blood enough and to 
spare, if you even think of fighting,” 
Hok cut him off roughly. “Krol spoke 
of using it Tor the thickness of his 
walls.’ What did he mean?” 

Soko pointed to the den. “He riiixes 
earth with blood, and it turns into 
stone.” 

Hok came toward the big egg of 
clay, and saw that Soko spoke truth. 
The texture of that fortress was more 
than simple dried mud. Hok prodded 
it with his finger, then a dagger-point, 
finally swung his axe against it. He 
made no more than a dint. Even his 
strength and weapons could not strip 
that husk from Krol.* 

“Hai, the old coward has built 
strongly,” he granted. “Well, the front 
door is open. Shall I fetch him out?” 
Soko nodded eagerly, and Hok cut 
a long straight shoot from a nearby 
branch. This he poked in through the 
entrance hole. It encountered softness, 
and Hok grinned at the howl that came 
back. Then the end of the stick was 
seized inside, and he grinned more 
widely. 

“Do you think to match pulls with 
Hok?” he queried. “A single twitch, 
and you come out among us.” 



* Blood and earth, mixed into a primitive 
cement, dates back to long before the dawn of 
history. It is fairly universal among the simple 
races of the world, and is used to make durable 
hut-floors in both Africa and South America. 
The blending calls for considerable judgment and 
labor; the author has seen samples, and has tried 
to imitate them for himself, but with only in- 
different success. — Ed. 



CUTTING action to word, he gave his 
end a sharp tug. Krol let go, and 
Hok almost fell over backward as the 
stick came into view. 

But upon it was something that made 
the tree- folk scream with one voice of 
horror, while Hok himself felt a cold 
chill of dismay. 

Krol had clung to the end of the 
stick only long enough to attach a 
peculiar and unpleasant weapon of his 
own — -a small, frantic snake banded in 
black and orange. This creature came 
spiralling along the pole toward Hok, 
plainly angry and looking for trouble. 
Hok dropped the pole, grabbing for his 
bow. Fallen upon the woven floor, the 
snake turned from him to Soko, who 
was nearest at the moment. Soko 
scrambled away, bellowing in fear. 

But then Hok had sent an arrow at 
it, and spiked it to a lichen-covered 
stub of bough that thrust into view 
from the platform. The ugly little 
creature lashed to and fro like a worm 
on a fish-hook. Its flat head, heavily 
jowled with poison sacs, struck again 
and again at the shaft that pierced it. 

“ Wagh !” cried Hok, and spat in dis- 
gust. “The touch of that fang is. death. 
Does Krol live with such friends?” 

“Snakes do not bite Krol,” volun- 
teered Soko, returning shakily. 

“I do not blame them,” rejoined 
Hok. “Well, he seems prepared for 
any assault. Siege is the alternative.” 

“I am thirsty,” piped up a child from 
behind its watching mother. Hok or- 
dered a search for milk-nuts, and half 
the tribe went swinging away through 
the boughs to bring them. Soko lin- 
gered at Hok’s elbow. 

“Hok! Only the death of Krol will 
save us. There are some in the tribe 
who will slay us if we sleep, if we relax 
watch even — ” 

“And your blood will plaster my 
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ing. 

Hok made another close inspection of 
KroPs defenses, keeping sharp lookout 
lest Krol turn more snakes upon him. 
He hacked experimentally at several 
of the branches that supported the 
structure, but they were tough and 
thick, would take days to sever. After 
a moment, inspiration came to him. 
He began to prune at nearby twigs and 
sticks, paying especial attention to dry, 
dead wood. Soon he had cleared most 
of the small branches from around the 
den, and stacked his cuttings carefully 
to one side. 

“What will you do to force him out?” 
asked Soko. 

“It is not I who will force him out,” 
replied Hok cryptically. “It is my 
friend, the Hot Hunger.” 

“The Hot Hunger!” repeated Krol 
and his voice sounded hollow. 

THE nut-gatherers returned, Hok 
gave them another errand, the col- 
lection of small faggots of dry branches. 
They obeyed readily, for Krol voiced no 
more threats, and Soko was acting the 
part of a chief. As the little stores of 
fuel came in, Hok began to peg and 
tie them to the outside of the clay den. 
Finally, while all watched in round- 
eyed wonder, he fished forth his fire- 
making apparatus. 

Upon a thick carpet of green leaves 
he kindled the smallest of fires. All 
but Soko, who had seen fire-building 
once before, whimpered and drew away. 
Hok was all the more glad, for he 
wanted no crowding and bough-shaking 
to set the tree tops ablaze. Having 
found and kindled a torch to his lik- 
ing, he stamped out the rest of the fire 
with his moccasin heel and returned to 
the fuel-festooned den of Krol. 

He ignited the broken, splintery end 
of a twig. It flared up, and other pieces 
of wood likewise. Hok nodded ap- 



proval of his work. 

“See, it will soon be night,” he an- 
nounced. “Will someone bring me a 
little food? I shall watch here.” 

“Watch what?” asked one of the tree 
folk. 

“Krol’s embarrassment. Where are 
some of those milk-nuts?” 

Twilight was coming on, with dusk 
to follow. Most of the tree-men led 
their families to distant nests, peering 
back in worried wonder. Soko re- 
mained with Hok. 

“You are going to burn Krol,” 
guessed Soko, but Hok shook his head 
in the firelight, and pegged more sticks 
to the blood-mingled clay. 

“Help me to spread thick, moist 
leaves to catch any fire that falls, Soko. 
No, Krol will not wait long enough to 
be burned. Eventually he will come 
forth to face us.” 

From within the den came a stronge 
sound, half wheeze and half snarl. 

“You are a devil, Hok,” Krol was 
mumbling. “It grows hot in here.” 

Soko was encouraged. “Come and 
be killed,” he set up his chant of chal- 
lenge. “Come and be killed. Come 
and be killed.” 

Krol wheeze-snarled again, and fell 
silent. Hok fed his fire judiciously. 
The blood-clay cement was scorching 
hot to his fingertips. Dusk swiftly be- 
came night. 

“Hok, listen,” ventured Krol after a 
time. “You and I are reasonable men. 
Perhaps I was wrong to make an enemy 
of you. You are wrong to remain an 
enemy of mine. I have it in mind that 
you and I could do great things. Your 
strength, with my wits — ” 

“This talk is not for bargaining, but 
to throw us off guard,” Hok remarked 
sagely to Soko. 

COKO peered into the dark opening 
of the den. “Come and be killed,” 




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he invited Krol. 

Krol wheezed again, this time with a 
sort of sob as obligato. 

“Your hearts are as hard as ivory,” 
he accused shakily. “I am old and 
feeble. The things I did may have 
been mistakes, but I was trying to 
help my people. Now I must die 
horribly, of the Hot Hunger, because 
a big yellow-haired stranger has no 
mercy.” 

Hok lashed a handful of fresh fuel 
together with a green vine and tied it 
to a peg he had worked into the clay, 
setting this new wood afire. 

“I judge that Krol is at his most 
dangerous now,” be told Soko. “Be- 
ware of those who seek to make you 
sorrow for them. Tears bedim the 
eyes.” 

“Come and be killed,” repeated Soko. 

He had come quite close to the open- 
ing, and Krol made his last bid for 
victory and safety. 

He dived forth, swift and deadly as 
the little coral snake he had attempted 
to use against Hok. The impact of his 
pudgy old body was enough to bowl 
over the unready Soko. 

Winding his legs and one arm around 
the body of his younger rival, he 
plied with his free hand a long bone 
dagger. 

Hok, on the other side of the fiery 
den, hurried around just in time to 
see two grappled bodies roll over, and 
then fall through a gap in the broad 
mat. Two yells beat up through the 
night — Soko’s voice raised in startled 
pain, Krol’s in fierce triumph. Then, 
as Hok reached the gap, there was only 
one voice: ' 

“There, Soko, hang like a beetle on 
a thorn! You shall have time to think 
of my power before you die! I, Krol, 
depart for Rrmanths, my only friend, 
whom I shall feed fat with the corpses 
of my rebellious people!” 



CHAPTER X 

Hok Accepts a Challenge 

TN THE complete darkness, climbing 

might have been a dire danger; but 
the fire that still burned around the 
abandoned fortress of Krol shed light 
below. Hok was able to find footing 
among the branches, and to descend 
with something of speed. 

At a distance of some twenty paces 
below the matted mid-floor of the 
jungle, he found Soko. His friend 
seemed to dangle half across a swaying 
branch-tip, struggling vaguely with in- 
effectual flaps of arms and legs. Of 
Krol there was no glimpse or sound. 

“Soko, you still live!” cried Hok. 
“Come with me, we will hunt for Krol 
together!” » 

“But I cannot come,” wheezed Soko, 
pain in his voice. 

A sudden up-blazing of the fire over- 
head gave them more light, and Hok 
saw the plight that Soko was in. 

Evidently Krol and Soko had fallen 
upon the branch, Soko underneath. As 
earlier in the day with Hok and the 
Stymph, so in this case the lower figure 
in the impact had been momentarily 
stunned. Krol, above, had taken that 
moment to strike downward with the 
big bone dagger, pouring all his 
strength into the effort. 

That dagger had pierced Soko’s body 
on the left side, coming out beyond and 
driving deep into the wood of the 
branch. As Krol himself had put it, 
Soko was like a beetle on a thorn. “I 
cannot come,” he moaned again, mak- 
ing shift to cling to the branch with 
both hands, to ease the drag on his 
wound. 

Hok balanced himself on the bough, 
and began to work his way out toward 
the unhappy tree-man. There was no 
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183 



share Hok’s weight. The single out- 
ward shoot swayed and crackled be- 
neath him. He drew back to safer 
footing. 

“I must find another way to him,” 
muttered Hok, tugging his golden 
beard. Then, he thought of such a way, 
and began to climb upward again. 

“Don't leave me,” pleaded Soko 
wretchedly. 

“Courage,” Hok replied, and 
searched among branches for what he 
needed. He found it almost at once — 
a clumsy mass of vines, strong and pli- 
able as leather thongs. Quickly he cut 
several of the sturdiest strands, knot- 
ting them together. Then he located a 
stronger branch which extended above 
the one where Soko was imprisoned. 
He slid out alonfe it, and made fast one 
end of his improvised line. 

“I am in pain,” Soko gasped, his 
voice weak and trembling. 

“Courage!” Hok exhorted him again. 
He hung axe, bow, quiver and pouch 
on a stout stub of the base branch. 
Then he swung down by the knotted 
vines, descending hand under hand to- 
ward Soko. 

He came to a point level with the un- 
fortunate prisoner of the wedged dag- 
ger, and almost within reach. By shift- 
ing his weight he made the cord swing, 
and was able to hook a knee over the 
lower bough. Then, holding on by a 
hand just above a knot in the vines, he 
put out his other hand to the knife that 
transfixed Soko. 

Even as he touched it, Soko gave a 
shudder and went limp. He had 
fainted. 

Hok was more glad than otherwise, 
and forthwith tugged on the tight-stuck 
weapon with all his strength. It left its 
lodgment in the wood, and came easily 
out of Soko's flesh. With nothing to 
hold him to his lodgment, Soko dropped 
into emptiness. 



TTOK made a quick pincer-like clutch 
with his legs. He caught Soko 
between his knees, as in a wrestling 
hold. His single hand hold on the vine 
was almost stripped away, but he 
grimly made it support the double 
weight. The bone dagger he set be- 
tween his teeth. Then, still holding the 
senseless Soko by pressure of his knees, 
he over handed himself upward again. 
He achieved a seat on the larger branch, 
and laid Soko securely upon a broad 
base of several spreading shoots. 

Soko bled, but not too profusely. 
Krol had struck hastily for all his 
vicious intent, and the knife had pierced 
the muscles of chest and armpit, just 
grazing the ribs without hurting a single 
vital organ. Hok quickly gathered 
handfuls of leaves, laying them upon 
the double wound and letting the blood 
glue them fast for a bandage. In the 
midst of these ministrations Soko’s wide 
eyes opened again. 

“You saved me, Hok,” he said in a 
voice full of trembling gratitude. “That 
makes twice or three times. Krol — ” 
“He still lives,” rejoined Hok grimly, 
repossessing himself of his weapons. 
“Perhaps he steals upon us even now.” 
Soko's brilliant eyes quested here and 
there in the night. “I think not,” he 
said. “I have command of myself 
again. Shall we go upward?” 

His wound was troublesome and he 
climbed stiffly, but he was back to the 
side of the dying fire well before Hok. 
“I thirst,” he complained. 

“Because you have lost blood,” Hok 
told him, and took a fiery stick to light 
the inside of Krol's abandoned den. 
Among the great quantity of posses- 
sions he saw several gourds. One of 
these proved to be full of water, warm 
but good. He gave it to the thankful 
Soko. 

Soko drank, and passed the gourd to 
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friend?” he asked. “Because we must 
kill him. You understand that.” 

Hok nodded, drinking in turn. “You 
shall do it without my help, so as to be 
chief according to custom. My task 
will be to destroy Rmanth, and roast 
him for your people. I made such a 
promise.” 

“Promise?” repeated Soko. “Who 
can keep a promise like that?” 

“I have never broken a promise in 
my life, Soko. Here, help me put out 
this fire, lest some coals destroy the 
jungle. And tell me how we shall find 
Rmanth.” 

Soko could not do so. His only ven- 
tures to the ground had been by way 
of the vine-spiral tube in which Hok 
had first found him. He reiterated 
that Krol, and Krol alone, possessed the 
courage and knowledge to face Rmanth 
and come away unhurt. 

“Well, then, where do you let down 
gourds for water?” 

“Near the hollow tube. Why?” 
“Tomorrow all the tree-dwellers shall 
have fresh water. That is another of 
Hok’s promises. Will you watch while 
I sleep, Soko? Later waken me, and 
sleep yourself.” 

gOKO agreed, and Hok stretched out 
wearily upon ferny leafage. He 
closed his eyes and drifted off into im- 
mediate slumber. 

Sleeping, he dreamed. 

He thought he saw a marshalling of 
his old enemies. He himself was ap- 
parently arrayed singly against a bale- 
ful mob. In the forefront was Kimri, 
the black-bearded giant from whom he 
had won the lovely Oloana. There was 
also Cos, a paunchy, nasty-eyed fellow 
who had ruled the walled town of Tlanis 
until Hok adventured thither and 
changed all that. Over the head of 
Cos looked Romm, who once made the 
bad guess that renegading among the 



Gnorrls would give him victory over 
Hok’s Flint Folk. Djoma the Fisher 
slunk pretty well to the back, for he 
was never over-enthusiastic about fight- 
ing Hok man to man. It was a delight- 
ful throng of menaces.* 

“I will have the pleasure of slaying 
you all a second time,” Hok greeted 
them, and rushed. One hand swung his 
axe, the other jabbed and fenced with 
a javelin. In his dream, those second 
killings seemed much easier than had 
the first. The ancient enemies fell be- 
fore him like stalks of wild rice before 
a swamp-buffalo. He mustered the 
breath in his deep chest to thunder a 
cry of triumph, when — 

They seemed to fade away, and at 
the same time to mould and compact 
themselves into yet another form. This 
one was hairy, pudgy, grizzled, but 
active. Bestial lips writhed and flut- 
tered, wide eyes that could see in the 
dark glared. 

“So, you big yellow-haired hulk!” 
choked a voice he knew, beside itself 
with rage. “I find you unprepared, I 
kill you thus!” 

Hok threw himself forward, under 
the stroke of some half-seen weapon. 
His hands struck soft flesh, and he 
heard the threatening words shrill away 
into a shriek. 

Then the dream became reality. 

Dawn had come. Soko, wounded 
and weary, had dozed off during his 
watch, and Krol had returned to take 
his vengeance. 

Only Hok’s sense of danger, shaking 
him back to wakefulness, had given him 
the moment of action needed before a 
blow fell. Krol had poised a big club, 

* For fuller accounts of these characters and 
what happened to them, see “Battle in the Dawn,” 
January ’39 Amazing Stories; “Hok Goes to At- 
lantis,” December ’39, Amazing Stories; “Hok 
Draws the Bow,” May ’40, Amazing Stories; “Hok 
and the Gift of Heaven,” March ’41, Amazing 
Stories. — Ed. 




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a piece of thorn-wood stout enough to 
break the skull of a horse. This 
weapon now swished emptily in air, as 
Hok grappled and held helpless the 
gray old sinner. 

“Soko 1 Soko 1 ” called Hok loudly. 

Soko loooked up, washing the sleep 
from his own eyes. “Eh?” he yawned, 
then he too was aware of the danger. 
He sprang up. 

“Soko,” said Hok, “I swore that you 
would kill this man and become chief- 
tain in his place. Do so now. Do not 
let him escape once more.” 

Soko drew a dagger. Hok let go of 
Krol. 

r 'PHE deposed ruler of the tree-men 
made a last effort to break for 
safety, but Hok blocked his retreat. 
Then Soko caught Krol by his long 
hair. The dagger he held — it was the 
same big bone blade that had spiked 
Soko to the branch last night — darted 
into the center of Krol’s chest. Blood 
bubbled out. The old despot collapsed, 
dying. 

The wakening tree-people were hur- 
rying from all sides to stare and ques- 
tion. Hok clapped Soko’s unwounded 
shoulder. 

“Obey your new chief,” he urged the 
gathering. “Be afraid of him, follow 
him, respect him. He is your leader 
and your father.” 

Krol looked up, blood on his wide 
mouth. “What about the water?” he 
sneered, and with a coughing gobble he 
died. 

There was silence, and Soko, in the 
first moment of his power, could only 
look to Hok for guidance. 

“People of the trees,” said Hok, “I 
have been challenged. Krol was bad 
and deserved death. But he spoke the 
truth when he reminded us that water 
was not at hand while Rmanth roamed 
below. In other words, Rmanth must 



be destroyed. I promised that, did I 
not?” He balanced his axe in one hand, 
and nodded to Soko. “Come chief. We 
will arrange the matter.” 

Soko followed him, trying not to seem 
too laggardly. Hok raised his voice: 
“Go to the usual place, you others, and 
let down your gourds. Water shall be 
yours, now and forever after.” 

He and Soko came to the tube that 
gave sheltered descent to the ground 
level. Hok entered it first, swinging 
downward by the rough ladder-rungs. 
Soko for once did not climb faster than 
he. Hok came to the floor of the cavity, 
and without hesitation wriggled through 
the lower opening into the outer air, 
standing upon the damp earth of the 
valley bottom. Soko had to be called 
twice before he followed. 

“Look around for that stream of 
water,” directed Hok. “There, isn’t 
that it, showing through the stems be- 
low us? Come on, Soko. You are a 
chief now.” 

At that word, Soko drew himself up. 
“Yes, I am a chief,” he said sturdily. 
“I will do what a chief should do, even 
though Rmanth eats me.” 

“You shall eat Rmanth instead,” 
Hok said confidently. “But first, the 
water.” 

They came to the edge of the stream. 
Gourds dangled down from above, on 
lengthy vine strings. Hok and Soko 
guided them into the water, and tugged 
for them to be drawn up. Glad cries 
beat down from the upper branches, as 
the hoisters felt the comforting weight 
of the containers. 

“The voices will bring Rmanth,” 
Soko said dully. 

Hok glanced over his shoulder. “He 
is already here. Leave him to me. Go 
on and fill gourds.” 

He turned from Soko and walked 
back among the trees, toward the gray 
bulk with its six knobby horns and 




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FANTASTIC ADVENTURES 



hungry tusks. 

“I have a feeling that this was 
planned for both of us,” Hok addressed 
the elephant-pig . “Cpme then. We 
will race, play and fight, and it shall end 
when one of us is dead.” 

CHAPTER XI 

The Termination of Rmanth 

gEVERAL accounts have descended 
to us of how Hok raced, played and 
fought that day.* But names have 
been changed, some facts have been 
altered for the sake of ritual or ro- 
mance. In any case, Hok himself talked 
little about the business, for such was 
not his way. The only narrators were 
the tree-folk, who did not see much 
of what happened. Which makes the 
present story valuable as new light on 
an old, old truth. 

Hok saw that Rmanth was at least 
six times more angry than when they 
had met last. The arrow in his tongue 
had evidently broken off or worked its 
way out, though pink-tinted foam 
flecked Rmanth’s great protruding 
tusks. The arrow in his nostril still re- 
mained, and his ugly snout was swollen 

* The myth that. will rise quickest to the reader’s 
memory is the one concerning Hercules and his 
conquest of the mighty wild boar of Eurymanthis. 
It is odd, or not 60 odd, that Greek myths tell the 
same story in several forms. Thus Theseus, who 
may be another memory of Hercules or Hok, de- 
stroys such a giant swine in his youthful journey 
to his father’s court. Meleager hunts and kills the 
Calydonian boar. And one of the Tuscan heroes 
of Latin Legend, named in “The Lays of Ancient 
Rome'’ as an adversary of Horatius, won his 
fame by killing a boar “that wasted fields and 
slaughtered men.” 

Such super-swine are described as unthinkably 
huge and strong, clumsy but swift, with fierce and 
voracious natures that made them a menace to 
whole communities and districts. Not even the 
European wild boar, wicked fighter though it is, 
could approximate such character and perform- 
ance. It becomes increasingly sure that Rmanth, 
the boar of Eurymanthis, and those others, trace 
back to tales of the now extinct Dirioceras. — Ed. 



and sore. His eyes remained cold and 
cunning, but as Hok came near they 
lighted with a pale glow of recognition. 

“You know me, then,” Hok said. 
“What have we to say and do to each 
other?” 

Rmanth replied by action, a bolting 
direct charge. 

Tree-thickets sprouted between the 
two, but Rmanth clove and ploughed 
among them like a bull among reeds. 
His explosion into attack was so sud- 
den, so unwarned, so swift, that Hok’s 
sideward leap saved him barely in time. 
As it was, the bristly flank of the beast 
touched him lightly as it drove by. 
Rmanth, missing that first opportunity 
to finish this maddening enemy, turned 
as nimbly as a wild horse, head writhed 
around on the huge shoulders and hor- 
rid fangs gaping for a crushing bite. 

Hok hurriedly conquered an in- 
stinctive urge to spring clear — such a 
spring\ would only have mixed him up 
in the brush, and Rmanth’s second 
pounce would have captured him. 
The part of wisdom was to come 
close, and Hok did so. He placed 
one hand against Rmanth’s great quiv- 
ering haunch, the other hand grasping 
his bow-stave. As the big brute spun 
to snap at him, Hok followed the 
haunches around. Rmanth could not 
get quite close enough to seize him. 
As the two of them circled, Hok saw a 
way into the open, and took it at once. 
He slipped around and behind a big 
tree. Rmanth, charging violently after, 
smote that tree heavily. Hok laughed, 
then headed toward the slope which he 
had traveled the day before. 

Rmanth’s thick head must have 
buzzed from that impact against the 
tree. He stood swaying his rftuzzle ex- 
perimentally, planting his forefeet 
widely. Hok had done all his maneuv- 
erings with an arrow laid ready across 
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finger. Now he had time to draw it 
fully and send it singing at Rmanth’s 
face. 

As before, he aimed at the eye. This 
time his aim was not spoiled. The shaft 
drove deep into one cold, wicked orb, 
and Rmanth rose suddenly to his mas- 
sive hind-quarters, an upright colossus, 
pawing the air and voicing a horrible 
cry of pain. Such a cry has been 
imagined only once by modern man, 
and the imaginer was both a scholar 
and a master of fantasy* Hok clinched 
forever his right to his reputation of 
stout-heartedness. He laughed a second 
time. 

“An arrow in your other eye, and 
you’ll be at my mercy!” said he, reach- 
ing over his shoulder for another shaft 
in his quiver. 

But there was not another shaft in 
his quiver. 

npHE battlings with the Stymphs, his 
knocking of the milknut from an 
assailant’s hand, the hurried destruc- 
tion of Krol’s gaudy snake had used up 
his store of shafts. If Rmanth was 
half-blinded, Hok was wholly without 
missiles. He felt a cold wave of dis- 
may for a moment, but only for a mo- 
ment. 

“Perhaps I was not fair to think of 
hacking and prodding a helpless enemy 
to death,” he reflected. “This makes 
a more even battle of it. At any rate, 
Rmanth has forgotten that Soko will be 
filling the water gourds. Let me play 
with him further. Here he comes I” 

And here he came, in another of his 
mighty bursts of power, swift and re- 
sistless as an updriving avalanche. 

Hok dared wait longer this time, for 



*. . . something between bellowing and whis- 
tling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle . . . and 
when you’ve once heard it you’ll be quite content.” 
-Lewis Carroll, in THROUGH THE LOOKING- 
GLASS— Ed. 



Rmanth must charge up the hill. He 
had quickly returned his bow to its 
shoulder loop, and now took a stout 
grip on his axe. As the gaping fang- 
fringed maw, from which lolled that in- 
flamed tongue, was almost upon him, 
he sprang aside as before and chopped 
at the remaining good eye of Rmanth. 
Missing, he struck the gray hide of the 
cheek. His heavy flint rebounded like 
a hailstone from a hut-roof. Hok turned 
and ran., leaping from side to side to 
confuse his enemy, and paused near the 
great sloping trail down which dying 
mammoths were wont to slide them- 
selves. A carrion stench assailed his 
nostrils, and he remembered his original 
quarrel with Rmanth. 

“You ate my prey,” he accused the 
lumbering hulk, which turned stub- 
bornly to pursue him further. “Gra- 
gru I trapped, wounded, and chased. 
He was mine. He recognied my vic- 
tory. But you lolled below here and 
gorged yourself on my hunting. You 
owe me meat, Rmanth, and I intend to 
collect the debt.” 

His voice, as usual, maddened the 
elephant-pig. When Hok began to 
scale the slope backward, Rmanth 
breasted the climb with great driving 
digs of his massive feet and legs. 

But now the advantage was with 
Hok. Lighter, neater-footed, he could 
move faster on the assent than could 
this mighty murderer. Indeed, he 
could probably gain the snow-lipped 
plain above and escape entirely. But 
he did not forget his promise to Soko’s 
people. Victory, not flight, was what 
he must achieve. 

“Come near, Rmanth,” he invited, 
moving backward and upward. “I want 
a fair chance at you.” 

Rmanth complied, surging up the 
slanting trail with a sudden new muster 
of energy. Hok braced himself and 
smote with his axe at Rmanth ’s nose. 




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Right between the two forward horns 
his blade struck, and again Rmanth 
yelled in furious pain. But the blow 
only bruised that heavy hide, did not 
lay it fully open. Rmanth faltered, and 
Hok retreated once more. 

“This nightmare cannot be 
wounded,” he reflected aloud. “At least 
not in the side or head or muzzle, like 
an honest beast. What then? The 
neck, as with a bull?”* 

But there was no way to get to 
Rmanth’s neck. He did not charge 
with head down, like a stag or bison or 
rhinoceros, but with nose up and mouth 
open, like a beast of prey. Hok wished 
that he had a spear, stout and long. It 
might serve his turn. But he had only 
the axe, and it must not fail him. He 
continued his retirement, along the trail 
he remembered from his previous de- 
scent. 

CO FOR some time, and for consid- 
erable rise in altitude. Then, sud- 
denly, Rmanth was not crowding Hok 
any longer. Hok paused and grimaced 
his defiance. 

“Tired?” he jeered. “Or afraid?” 

Plainly it was the latter, but 
Rmanth’s fear was not for Hok. He 
turned his one good eye this way and 
that, looking up into the sky that at 
this point was not very misty. He 
sniffed, and wrinkled a very ugly gray 
lip that reminded Hok of Krol. 

Then Hok remembered. “Oh, yes, 

* The sturdiest of animals can be dealt with by 
attacking the spine through the nape of the neck. 
Most familiar of such attacks is probably the 
sword-thrust of the matador in a Spanish bull- 
fight. The bull is induced to lower bis head, 
bringing into reach a vulnerable spot the size of 
one’s open palm at juncture of neck and shoulders. 
Elephant and rhinoceros also can be killed by a 
proper stab there, since the spinal cord is dose to 
the surface, for all the thick, hard hide. Scientists 
think that the down-pointing front teeth of the 
sabre-tooth tiger— extinct, or very rare, in Hok’s 
time — were designed by nature for just such a 
mode of killing. — Ed. 



the Stymphs. Krol told me that you 
did not venture far enough from the 
shelter of the trees for them to reach 
you. But think no more about them, 
Rmanth. I killed most of them. Those 
who lived have flown away. Perhaps 
the snow will destroy them — they seem 
to think it a kinder neighbor than 
Hok.” 

He moved boldly into an open space 
on the slope. Rmanth snorted and 
wheezed, seeming to wait for sure doom 
to overtake the audacious human. Then 
he squinted skyward again, was plainly 
reassured, and finally followed Hok up- 
ward. 

“Well done, elephant-pig I” Hok ap- 
plauded. “This is between you and me. 
No Stymph will cheat the conqueror.” 

More ascent, man and beast toiling 
into less tropical belts. Hok found 
himself backing into a ferny thicket. 
It was here that — yes, wadded into a 
fork was his bundle of winter clothing. 

As he found it, it seemed that he 
found also a plan, left here like the 
clothes against his need. He felt like 
shouting out one of his laughs, but 
smothered it lest Rmanth be placed on 
guard. Instead he seized and shook 
out the big lion skin that was his main 
protection against blizzards. Its shaggy 
expanse was blond and bright, like his 
own hair. 

“See, Rmanth,” he roared, “I run no 
more! Catch this!” 

He flung the pelt right into Rmanth’s 

face. 

Next moment those mighty fangs 
had dosed upon the fur. The horrid 
head bore its prize to earth, holding it 
there as if to worry it. His neck was 
stooped, the thick skin stretched taut. 
. . . Hok hurled himself forward in a 
charge. 

Before Rmanth was aware that the 
hide in his jaws was empty, Hok had 
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189 



his nose, between those forward horns. 
Rmanth emitted a whistling grunt and 
tossed upward, as a bull tosses. Hok 
felt himself flipped Into the air, and for 
a moment he soared over the neck- 
nape, the very position he hoped for. 

Down slammed his axe, even as he 
hurtled. It struck hard, square, and 
true across the spine of Rmanth, back 
of the shallow skull. Hok’s arms tingled 
with the back-snap of that effort, and 
his body was flung sidewise by it. 

But Rmanth was down, stunned or 
smashed. He floundered to his knees. 
Hok ran to him, dagger out. A thrust, 
a powerful dragging slash, and the thick 
hide was torn open. Once more the axe 
rose and fell. The exposed spinal ver- 
tebrae broke beneath the impact with 
a sound like a tree splitting on a frosty 
night. 

Rmanth relaxed, and abruptly rolled 
down slope, as dead mammoths were 
wont to roll. Hok saved his last breath, 
forbearing to shout his usual signal of 
victory. Snatching up his crumpled 
lion-skin cloak, he dashed swiftly 
downward in pursuit of that big lump 
of flesh he had killed. 

CHAPTER XII 

The Feast and the Farewell 

'T'HOSE men, women and children 
who had been Soko’s tree-people sat 
at last on the solid soil, stockaded about 
with the mighty trees of the jungle, and 
roofed over with the impenetrable mat 
of foliage, vines and mould that had 
once been their floor and footing. They 
sat in a circle near the brink of the 
stream, and in the circle’s center was a 
cheerful cooking-fire of Hok’s making. 
The air was heavy with the smell of 
roast meat. 

There had been enough of Rmanth 
for all, and more than enough. Once 



Hok had found Soko and shown him the 
carcass, it had been possible, though 
not easy, to coax the other men down 
to ground level. And it had taken all 
the muscle of the tribe, tugging wearily 
on tough vine-strands, to drag Rmanth 
to the waterside. After that, it was an 
additional labor, with much blunting of 
bone knives, to flay away his great 
armor of hide. But when the great 
wealth of red meat was exposed, and 
Hok had instructed the most apt of the 
tribe in the cooking thereof- — ah, after 
that it was a fulfillment of the most 
ancient dreams about paradise and 
plenty. 

Three or four tribesmen were toast- 
ing last delectable morsels on green 
twigs in the outlying beds of coals. 
More of them lolled and even slept in 
heavy surfeit, assured that no great 
trampling foe would overtake and de- 
stroy them. The children, who no 
amount of gorging could quiet down, 
were skipping and chattering in the im- 
memorial game of tag. To one side 
sat Soko, on a boulder that was caught 
between gnarled roots, and his pose was 
that of a benevolent ruler. 

A comely young woman of his people 
was applying a fresh dressing of astrin- 
gent herbs and leaves to the wound 
Krol had made the night before. 
Grandly Soko affected not to notice the 
twinges of pain or the attractions of the 
attendant. He spoke with becoming 
gravity to Hok, who lounged near with 
his back against a tree, his big flint axe 
cuddled crosswise on his lap. 

“There is much more meat than my 
people will ever finish,” Soko observed. 

“Build fires of green wood, that will 
make thick smoke,” Hok directed. “In 
that smoke hang thin slices of the meat 
that is left. It will be dried and pre- 
served so as to keep for a long time, 
and make other meals for your tribe.” 

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against the tree beside him. “That dart- 
caster of yours is a wonderful weapon,” 
he observed. “I have drawn two shafts, 
still good, from Rmanth’s body. If I 
can make a bow like it — ” 

“Take this one,” said Hok gener- 
ously, and passed it over. “I have many 
more, as good or better, in my own 
home village. Study the kind of wood 
used, how it is shaped and rigged, and 
copy it carefully. Your men can hunt 
more meat. A jungle like this must 
have deer and pig and perhaps cattle. 
Since your people have tasted roasted 
flesh, they will want more on which to 
increase their strength.” 

“We will keep coals from that cook- 
ing fire,” said Soko. 

“Do more than that,” Hok urged. 
“You have seen my fire-sticks and how 
I used them. Make some for yourself, 
that the fire may be brought to you 
when you need it.” He peered around 
him. “See, Soko, there are outcroppings 
of hard rock near and far. I see gran- 
ite, a bit of jasper, and here and there 
good flints. Use those to make tools 
and weapons instead of bone or ivory.” 

'T'HE dressing of Soko’s wound was 
A completed. Soko dismissed the 
young woman with a lordly gesture, but 
watched her appreciatively as she de- 
murely departed. Then he turned back 
to his guest. His smile took from his 
face the strange beast-look that clung 
to the wide loose lips and chinless jaw. 

“Hok,” he said, “we shall never for- 
get these wonders you have done for us, 
and which you have taught us to do for 
ourselves. In future times, when you 
deign to come again — ” 

“But I shall not come again,” Hok 
told him. 

Soko looked surprised and hurt. 
Hok continued: 

“You and I are friends, Soko. : It is 
our nature to be friendly, unless some- 



one proves himself an enemy. But 
your people and my people are too dif- 
ferent. There would be arguments and 
difficulties between them, and then 
fights and trouble. When I leave here, 
it will be forever. I shall not tell at 
once what I have seen. What I tell 
later will be only part of the truth. 
Because I think you and your kind 
will be better off untroubled and un- 
known in this valley.” 

Soko nodded slowly, his eyes thought- 
ful. “I had been counting on your help 
from time to time,” he confessed. “Per- 
haps experience will help me, though. 
What shall we do here after you are 
gone?” 

“Be full of mystery,” said Hok sen- 
tentiously. “The Stymphs seem to have 
flown away, but their reputation will 
linger over your home. I judge that 
game does not prowl near, and only 
the mammoth knows the valley— to 
dive into it and die. If ever a hunter 
of my sort comes near, it will be the 
veriest accident. 

“Thus you will have the chance to 
make your people strong and wise. 
They have regained the full right to 
walk on the ground and breathe air 
under open skies, which right was de- 
nied by Krol. In times to come, I ven- 
ture to say, you shall issue forth as a 
race to be great in the outer world. 
Meanwhile, stay secret. Your secrecy 
is safe with me.” * 

He rose, and so did Soko. They 
shook hands. 

“You depart now, at only the be- 
ginning of things?” Soko suggested. 

“The adventure and the battle, at 
least, are at an end,” Hok reminded 
him. “I am tormented by a sickness 
of the mind, Soko, which some call 

* Again referring to the Greek myths, there is 
the tale of how Hercules came close to the Gar- 
den of the Hesperides, a fruitful paradise guarded 
by dragons. Now we know the source of that 
story. — Ed. 




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191 



curiosity. It feeds on strife, travel and 
adventure. And so I go home to the 
northward, to find if my people do not 
know of such things to comfort me. 
Goodbye, Soko. I wish you joy of your 
Ancient Land.” 



He picked up his furs and his axe, 
and strode away toward the trail up 
the slope. Behind him he heard Soko’s 
people lifting a happy noise that was 
probably their method of singing. 

The End. 



« ODDITIES OF SCIENCE » 



UNDER ONE COVER 
npHE latest edition of Webster’s New Intema- 
tiona! dictionary contains 600,000 entries, has 

12.000 illustrations, 35,000 geographical references, 

13.000 biographical, contains 3,350 pages and 
costs over a million and a quarter dollars to com- 
pile. It took Webster’s word specialists eight years 
to turn out their latest second edition. They 
needed the help of two hundred and seven other 
authorities who were called in to give their ex- 
perience and knowledge in their particular fields. 
Take the word “goon” for example: it won’t be 
included in Webster’s dictionary until it has been 
properly defined by labor experts. The same ap- 
plies to words like “fink,” “Quisling,” and “fifth 
columnist.” These words must be defined by ex- 
perts who use them. 

Contrary to popular belief, usage determines 
what words get into the dictionary. Many moss- 
backed English teachers insist that a word isn’t 
correct unless the dictionary says so. Well, then 
take the word “ain’t”. At one time you were con- 
sidered something of an illiterate wag if you used 
that word. Now, though considered improper, it Is 
used by the best of us and is far from vulgar. 

Dictionaries are built much in the same manner 
as a brick wall is put together, bride by brick. 
Noah Webster’s first modest dictionary contained 
but 38,000 words. The first printing was in 1806. 
A larger volume of 70,000 words was published 
in 1828. 

In the old-time 1828 dictionary good old Noah 
Webster had the habit of going into lengthy dis- 
sertations as to the moral implication of the word 
mentioned. In mentioning the word “sin” he 
would go into & long harangue as to what terrors 
face those who commit a sin and how surely their 
souls will go straight to hades, now more com- 
monly called hell. 

PECULIAR MENTAL STOCK 
TT IS said that dictators and emperors are of a 
* peculiar mental stock — a stock that is chock 
full of idiosyncrasies. Take for example, Helio- 
gabalus, the extravagant Roman emperor, who had 



an addiction for feasting on the tongues of pea- 
cocks and nightingales and the brains of parrots 
and pheasants. History records that at one ban- 
quet he served, in a single dish, the brains of 600 
ostriches. 

NOT SO MODERN! 

/"^HECK appendicitis off your list of modem 
diseases based on the “rigors” of civilization 
Experts recently examining several ancient Egyp- 
tian mummies discovered that the deceased were 
victims of the malady. 

TRUTH ABOUT BATS 
'‘THIS being a magazine of fantasy and some- 
times one of somewhat weird tales, it’s only 
natural that once in a while our writers portray 
bats as the most awful of sinister creatures. Yet 
how different from the truth! 

During the last 15 years students, cooperating 
with the United States Biological Survey, have 
been doing a lot to prove that bats spend most 
of their life doing other things than getting in 
people’s hair. By catching bats, tagging them 
with aluminum leg bands and numbers, then set- 
ting them free, students have been able to leam 
a thing or two. Don Griffin, a Harvard student 
of two years ago, banded some 10,000 bats, and to 
study their habits he has invaded everything from 
abandoned mine shafts and mountain caves to the 
hot hay mows of old bams. The results clearly 
show that many of our ideas about bats are really 
pure hokum. 

It has been discovered that some bats winter in 
Bermuda and summer in New England; others 
hibernate in caves. Most of them possess much the 
same homing instinct as pigeons. The female carry 
their young beneath their wings, the infants hang- 
ing tenaciously onto the maternal fur. And when 
you see bats swooping about at night, they are 
not hell bent on getting a good parking place in 
someone’s hair, but are hunting insects with amaz- 
ing expertness. Life being what it is these days, 
the comment of a well-known naturalist seems 
appropriate: “Bats probably think we’re bats I” 












VM 











All Heels 



Robert Bloch 




Jeep had a reputation for being a liar, but there 
was something about his story that was convincing; 
and besides there was his appetite— and those pills! 



I DROPPED into Jack’s place the 
other night for a slice of tongue — 
some of it in a sandwich and some 
from between Jack’s lips. The place 
was pretty crowded, but I managed to 
find a booth as Jack glided over to 
take my order. 

“What’ll it be?” he asked. Then — 
“Well I’ll be damned!” said Jack. 
“Probably,” I observed. 

But Jack didn’t hear me. He was 
staring at the tall thin man who el- 
bowed his way toward the booth. 

I stared, too. There was nothing re- 
markable about the gentleman’s thin, 
somewhat dour face, but his suit was 
enough to attract anyone’s attention. 



It isn’t often that you see a horse- 
blanket walking. 

“See that guy?” Jack whispered, 
hurriedly. “He’s a number for you. 
Used to be an upper bracket in the 
rackets.” 

“He looks it,” I confided. “Is he 
dangerous?” 

“No. Reformed, completely re- 
formed. Ever since he divorced his 
third wife he’s led a simple life, play- 
ing the races. But I never expected 
to see him in here — he hasn’t been 
around for months. Wait — I’ll see If I 
can steer him into your booth. You’ll 
enjoy it — he’s the biggest liar in seven 
states.” 



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“What seven?” I asked, in some cu- 
riosity. But Jack was signalling the 
glum-iaced man in the checkered suit. 

“Hello, Leftyl Where in blazes 
have you been?” 

“Everywhere, and up to my neck,” 
said the stranger. “But make with the 
menu because at the moment I arrive 
by express from hunger.” 

“Sit here,” Jack suggested, indicat- 
ing my booth. This guy is a friend of 
mine.” 

Lefty favored me with a long look. 
“Is he a righto or a wrongo?” he 
asked. 

“He’s a writer,” said Jack. “Bob, I 
want you to meet a friend of mine — 
Lefty Feep.” 

“A pleasure,” I said. 

Lefty sat down without a word and 
grabbed the menu from Jack’s hands. 

“Shoot the steak to me Jack,” he 
said. “Also I will have bean soup, clam 
chowder, a double order mashed pota- 
toes, peas, carrots, roast chicken, a 
ham on rye, baked beans, an order of 
waffles, asparagus, pork tenderloin, 
scrambled eggs, coffee, apple pie, ice 
cream, and watermelon.” 

“You kidding?" 

“No — eating. Now bring it here, 
but fast. My stomach is empty so long 
I think it’s haunted.” 

Jack shrugged and moved away, mut- 
tering the incredible order under his 
breath. 

Lefty Feep turned to me suddenly 
with a scowl. 

“Vitaminsl” he grated. “Vitamins!” 
“You need them?” I asked. 

“I hate vitamins,” said Lefty. “Give 
me food any time.” 

“What’s the matter, been on a diet?” 
“You speak a mean truth, all right. 
For a week now I partake of nothing 
but vitamins. I am going pill-wacky.” 
Lefty sighed heavily. “B’-bugs,” he 
mumbled. “D-dizzy.” 



“Doctor’s orders?” I inquired. 

“No. Restaurant orders. It’s all I 
can get. Will you live in a burg where 
nobody nibbles anything but pills?” 

“What town is this you're speaking 
of?” 

“New York.” 

“But there’s plenty of food in New 
York — ” I began. 

“There is and there isn’t,” said Lefty, 
darkly brooding. “There is now but 
there will be ain’t.” 

“I don’t get it.” 

“I figure you don’t. Nobody will. 
I can make with the explanations but 
it is not such a thing as anyone will 
believe and I do not wish to get the 
reputation of a guy who sniffs snow.” 

“You’re no drug addict,” I said. 
“Come on, spill It.” 

Lefty Feep looked at me again with 
a wry smile. He shrugged. 

“You asked for it,” he said. “It is a 
story that will make your hair curdle 
and your blood stand on end.” 

“Shoot,” I urged. 

He shot. 

* * * 

“T AST week I am coming back from 
Buffalo where I wager a few pen- 
nies on the bow-wows. My pooch 
comes in and I make collections, so I 
drive back very happy. It is the first 
time I make money by going to the 
dogs.” 

“More and over, I know I have five 
rancho grandos waiting for me in Man- 
hattan, where I place another bet with 
a personality name of Gorilla Gabface. 

“This Gorilla Gabface is a number I 
dearly love to hate. He is a big noise 
in the rackets, and I do not care to 
have dealings with such riff and raff. 
Our association is just sentimental, be- 
cause he and I once work our way 
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alky. 

“But while I get reformed, Gorilla 
merely gets more and more unscrupu- 
lous in his business deals, until he is 
left with not one single scruple at all. 

I do all right, but he is always poking 
from fun at me, saying the only gold 
I will ever see will be in a halo, while 
he has enough gold for a complete set 
of teeth. 

“So I am very hepped over winning 
this little wager, like I say, and I start 
driving back thinking about how I will 
hand him the old razz and he will hand 
me the old cash and it will be a very 
fair exchange. 

“Along about noon a.m. I find myself 
in the mountain country, and I am so 
happy I start to yodel while I drive. 
In fact, I even open the car window a 
trifle to sniff some air, which is unusual 
for me, because I have a theory that 
air is not so healthy on guys if it is too 
fresh. 

“But the hills are very pretty, and 
the road has more curves than a Min- 
sky stripper, and the sun is shining, 
and the birds are singing, and it is just 
one great big popular song if you know 
what I mean. I feel like a character 
on the Alka-Seltzer Barn Dance. 

“I am too happy to notice where I’m 
going, so it is no wonder at all that I 
snap out of it to find myself off on a 
side road going up a hill. 

“I figure on turning around when 
I reach the top, so I keep driving up 
and over. But the hill does not seem 
to have any top to it — -I just keep on 
twisting and turning, and all the time 
the road is getting dustier and smaller, 
and the woods on each side are as thick 
as a House of David beard. 

“It is so uncivilized I do not even 
spot a gas station. For that matter, I 
no longer see any farm houses or cat- 
alogue cabins. I wonder about this 
more than slightly, but keep on driving. 



The air is blue up there, and so am I, 
because I figure I am lost for sure un- 
less I get a chance to turn around. 

“ r T''HEN all at once I come to a level 
grade that goes off for quite a 
space into a little valley between the 
hills. I am just ready to wheel around 
when I notice the sign. 

“It is on the side of the road just 
ahead, standing on a stick between 
some rocks. I am curious to see what 
kind of advertising goes over here in 
the provinces, so I pull up and read it. 
It says: 

PICNIC TODAY 

DIMINUTIVE SOCIETY OF 

THE CATSKILL MOUNTAINS 

FREE ENTERTAINMENT AND 
REFRESHMENTS. 
STRANGERS WELCOME 

“I suddenly realize I am panging 
from hunger, not having taken in 
groceries yet today. And here is free 
refreshments, so what can I lose? I 
never hear of the Diminutive Society 
of the Catskill Mountains before, but 
I figure they never hear of me either, 
so it’s even. 

“Before you can say Jack Dempsey, 
I make up my mind to drive on in, 
which I do. The road is just a little 
trail now, but I can make it if I go 
slow between the rocks. 

“All at once I look up at the sky, 
because I hear thunder. The sky is 
still blue, and the sun is shining, so I 
figure I make a mistake. But no, I 
get a little further, and the thunder is 
louder. 

“Then I round the last bend in the 
road and come out on an open space, 
and I see what is making with the 
thunder. There is an outdoor bowling 
alley, so help me, and the noise is from 




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the balls rolling along the rocks. 

“But that is not what makes me 
turn off the ignition and sit there like 
somebody stuffed a watermelon in my 
mouth. I am staring at the bowlers. 

“Now I am a personality who gets 
around considerable for many’s the 
year. I have the pleasure of placing 
my peepers on a lot of screwy spec- 
tacles, including pink elephants. But 
never do I see a wormier looking sight 
than this. 

“Because the bowlers at this picnic 
are a bunch of dwarfs. So help me, 
there are a couple dozen of them, little 
shorty guys in nightcaps and ski suits, 
all running around like fugitives from 
Walt Disney. 

“This baffles me but plenty. Be- 
cause the sign says this is a picnic 
for the Diminutive Society, and instead 
of seeing Diminutives, there are these 
dwarfs. 

“P' IN ALLY I figure it is some kind 
of circus brawl or publicity stunt, 
though I don’t notice any Pathe news- 
reel cameras. What I do notice is the 
nice collection of beer kegs off on one 
side. 

“I sit there and watch the pint-size 
Hank Marinos knock off the tenpins 
for some minutes. And then, all of a 
sudden, I hear a scratching at the side 
of the car. ‘Aha, termites 1’ I say to 
myself. 

“But when I open the door I do not 
see any termite. Instead, the smallest 
guy in the world is standing on the 
running board, trying to reach the door 
handle. 

“He has a long gray beard on his 
face and a short beer in his hand. ‘Wel- 
come, stranger,’ he pipes up, in no 
voice at all. ‘Welcome to the Diminu- 
tive Society of the Catskills.’ I do 
not altogether understand this, but 
what he says next shows me his heart 



is in the right place. ‘Have a drink,’ 
he says. 

“So J. climb out and take the mug 
from him. The beer is plenty good, 
and has more kick than a chorus girl 
with her costume on fire. ‘Little man, 
what now?’ I ask. 

“He grins through his chin-spinach. 
‘What gives out here?’ I inquire. ‘Make 
with the explanations.’ 

“He shrugs. ‘We do not entertain 
visitors very often, I fear,’ he pipes. 
‘I fear I fail to comprehend your mean- 
ing.’ 

“By this time a whole crowd of 
shorty guys are standing around watch- 
ing and poking each other. I begin 
to feel like I was back in school the 
time I was 16 and in the Third Grade. 
Most of these babies couldn’t pick my 
pocket without using a stepladder. 

“So I turn around to the head 
squeaker again and try to make him 
understand, because I can see from 
what he says that he can’t be any too 
bright. 

“ ‘Listen, quaint-face,’ I say, po- 
litely. ‘Where’s Snow-White?’ 

“This does not go over. Evidently 
these jerks cannot even understand 
English. 

“ ‘I mean, what’s the score? Which 
one of you is Dopey? What is this — 
a convention of Midget Auto Racers?’ 

“The head little guy smiles again. 
‘You don’t seem to understand at all,’ 
he tells me. ‘This is the annual picnic 
of the Diminutive Society of the Cats- 
kill Mountains. It is the one occasion 
each year when we venture forth from 
our homes to celebrate our ownership 
of these hills. We bowl, we drink, we 
make merry from sunup to sundown. 
It has been a long time, as I say, since 
the last stranger’s arrival. May we 
welcome you?’ 

“I don’t get it at all. There is some- 
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setup. The way these little guys dress, 
and talk, and giggle. But what have 
I got to lose? They are too small to 
hurt me, and I don’t see any equalizers 
in the mob. They are kind of drunk 
and out for a good time so why 
shouldn’t I stick around for a few 
drinks and a few laughs? Maybe it 
is the mountain air that does it, or 
maybe it is the first beer on an empty 
stomach. Anyhow, I shake hands with 
the head midget and say, ‘Thanks, 
Shorty. How’s for a little bowling?’ 

“CO then it begins. I take a turn at 
the alleys and I take a turn at the 
beers. These small fry have special 
bowling balls made up to fit their hands 
— about the size of tennis balls and 
not much heavier. I fling them two at 
a time, to be fair. 

“These small fry also have special 
beer mugs made up to fit their mouths. 
So I drink three or four at a time, also 
to be fair. 

“Pretty soon I turn out to be not 
only fair but also quite stinkaroo. 
These local yokels brew a mean beer, 
and before I notice it I am quite dizzy. 
The dwarfs do not seem to notice, 
either, but keep right on setting up the 
pins and the drinks, and I keep right 
on knocking them down. 

“I am a nasty hand at the old strike- 
and-spare, even though the ground is 
rough, and they stand around cheering 
me on while I polish off one bowler 
after another, also one beer after an- 
other. 

“Perhaps I am telling this kind of 
confused — but that’s the way I get, all 
right. 

“It only seems like minutes, but it 
must be hours, when I glance over my 
shoulder and see the old sun is going 
down. I have killed the whole after- 
noon at this picnic. 

“The dwarfs also seem to keep track 



of the time, because all of a sudden 
they quiet down and get ready to take 
a last drink. Nothing will do but for 
me to drink with them. And on ac- 
count of there being two dozen of them, 
I have a lot of drinking to do. 

“The head shorty keeps staring at 
me and nudging his pals while he 
watches me inhale the brew.- ‘Verily, 
he has a greater capacity than Master 
Van Winkle,’ he giggles. 

“The name seems to penetrate the 
speckled fog in my noggin for a min- 
ute. ‘What’s this about Van Winkle?’ 
I ask. 

“But the sun is very low and red, 
and it is dark all around, and I see 
the dwarfs suddenly start running 
across the bowling lawn and into the 
shadows. The head shorty runs after 
them. ‘We must leave you, stranger,’ 
he calls over his shoulder. ‘Pleasant 
dreams.’ 

“I start to run after him, but all 
at once I stumble on the grass and 
everything starts going round and 
round — ten little red suns juggle them- 
selves in my head, and the ground 
comes up and I am out. 

“Just before I close my eyes I man- 
age to holler after the last little runt 
again. ‘Who is this Van Winkle?’ I 
gasp. 

“I can not be sure, because I am 
going down for the third time, but I 
think I hear his voice come from far 
away. ‘Why, Master Rip Van Winkle, 
of course,’ whispers the dwarf. 

“I open my mouth to say something, 
but the only thing coming out is a 
snore. 

r \X/’HEN I open my beautiful baby 
blue eyes again, it is daylight. 
At first I do not remember where I am, 
but then it all comes back in a hurry 
and I realize I pass out and probably 
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“I raise up on one elbow to see if my 
little friends are around, but there are 
no signs. In fact, to make it funny, 
there is not even any bowling lawn, or 
tenpins, or tennis-size bowling balls. 
To make it not so funny, there is no 
beer keg, either— and I have a thirst, 
but strong. 

“Maybe it is all a dream, I figure. 
Then I turn my head and I begin to 
pray it is a dream. 

“ Because I am now staring at the 
car, parked off to one side. And what 
I see is not altogether a sight for sore 
eyes like mine. 

“Yesterday I leave a nice new coupe 
standing there. Today I find a jallopy 
you couldn’t trade in on a pair of roller 
skates. It is covered with rust an inch 
thick; the tires are down, and the win- 
dows are out. 

“I get up in a hurry because it is all 
clear to me now. These dwarfs I drink 
with are nothing but a gang of car 
thieves. They slip me a Mickey Finn 
and steal my coupe, leaving me this 
broken down wheelbarrow just to be 
quaint. No' wonder they treat me so 
well — they are nothing but a bunch of 
Dead End Kids in whiskers! 

“I run over to the wreck and wrench 
open the door. It not only opens but 
comes off in my hand. 

“Then I reach inside, and all at once 
something flies out and hits me in the 
face. A couple of bats — so help me! 

“I stare down at the cobwebs on the 
seat. Then I go around in front and 
stare again. This time I nearly fall 
down. 

“Because I see my license plates on 
this jallopy! 

“There is something wrong here. 
This is my car, all right — but . . . 
But? I reach' up to scratch my chin. 
My hand never gets there. It tangles 
up in something soft, like a fur coat. 

“My hand is tangled in a beard. A 



white beard. My beard! At least it 
is growing on me, so it must be my 
beard, though I do not want such a 
thing. No, I do not want such a thing 
as this beard at all, because it is all 
tangled up with burrs and thistles. 

“I look down at my clothes and that 
is the last straw. You could even say 
that is the last shred. Because there 
isn’t much left of my clothes except 
shreds. My trousers .have got French 
cuffs made of rags. The moths have 
been holding a convention on my knees. 
My coat and vest look like something 
a goat would eat for dessert. 

“T AM not sitting in the hot seat at 
the moment, but I am still plenty 
shocked. 

“Here I am, lost in the mountains, 
with an old car and a new beard. It is 
enough to make a guy holler — so I do. 
I kind of lose my head and run around 
yelling for the dwarfs to come out and 
make with the explanations. I guess 
I am off the beam for several moments, 
just screeching there, when I hear a 
sound. 

“It is a buzzing sound, and it gets 
louder. All at once I look up and see 
a plane. The plane circles around, 
comes lower, and taxis down right in 
the open space where the bowling green 
should be. 

“I just gawk. It is a new model 
plane, very small; all silvery and shin- 
ing. What makes me gawk is the fact 
that it lands in just about a minute, and 
it only taxis maybe a hundred feet. 

“I do not have much time to gawk, 
because a gii^ climbs out of the door 
and steps over to me. ‘Anything 
wrong?’ he asks me. 

“ ‘Yeah,’ I reply. ‘You are.’ And 
he is. 

“He is wearing a pretty funny getup 
himself — a pair of overalls with long 
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hat he has a kind of basin on his head 
that looks like a helmet with antennae 
sticking up. 

“ ‘Who are you?’ I say, kind of sad. 
‘And if you tell me you’re Flash Gor- 
don, you can lock me up.’ 

“He just grins. ‘My name is Grant,’ 
he says. ‘Special investigator for the 
government. What might your name 
be?’ 

“ ‘It might be Old Man Mose, from 
the looks of things/ I tell him. ‘But it 
isn’t. I’m on my way to New York, 
but I run into a little difficulty.’ 

“ ‘You mean to say an old man like 
you intends to walk all the way to New 
York?’ he says. ‘No wonder you are 
yelling. Would you like a lift? — I’ll 
be hitting New York in about half an 
hour.’ 

“ ‘I’m with you, brother/ I say. So 
we hop in the plane. I do not look 
back at the car again, and for some 
reason I do not wish to look down at 
myself, either. Still and all I have to 
make a crack. ‘Who are you calling an 
old man?’ I yap. 

“He grins again. ‘Why you, of 
course. You’re every bit of 60, aren’t 
you? And with a beard, too — I haven’t 
seen one of those things in years.’ 

“This shuts me up as we take off. 
‘You are quite a hot sketch yourself/ I 
tell him. ‘What are you doing with that 
thunder mug on your head?’ 

“Grant looks at me like I am stir- 
simple. ‘Why that’s the radio control 
helmet for the plane, of course. Don’t 
you know planes are operated by radio 
adjustment?’ he asks, turning the an- 
tennae on top of the basin and making 
the plane rise. ‘Say, how far in the 
backwoods do you come from?’ 

“ ‘Brother, I wish I knew/ I answer. 
“ ‘You know, there’s something fun- 
ny about you/ he goes on. ‘Those 
clothes you’re wearing — they aren’t ex- 
actly 1962 cut.’ 



“‘1962?’ I yell. 

“Grant gives me a long look. ‘Of, 
course. Don’t tell me you don’t know 
what date it is?’ 

“ ‘Why, April 30th, 1942/ I snap 
back. 

“ J-TE BEGINS to laugh. Somehow I 
do not like to hear him laugh be- 
cause I am not on the Bob Hope pro- 
gram at the time. ‘This is April 28th, 
1962/ he tells me. ‘You are just 20 
years and 363 days off. Or maybe 
you’re further off than that.’ 

“ ‘I think so myself/ I say. ‘Because 
I lay me down to sleep just last night, 
and if it is not 1942 at the time, I am 
robbed when I buy a newspaper.’ 

“ ‘Are you kidding me?’ asks this 
Grant. 

“ ‘Somebody is kidding somebody/ I 
tell him. ‘All I know is I hoist a few 
beers with a gang of dwarfs on a picnic 
and fall asleep. When I wake up my 
car is rusty, my suit is a ragpicker’s de- 
light, and I have long white whiskers. 
Which is hard to figure out, because I 
am really a young guy with a sporty 
car and a nifty checkered suit. And if 
I’m not the guy who has the beard, 
then who the hell am I?’ 

“ ‘You sound like Rip Van Winkle 
to me/ laughs Grant. 

“I pick up my ears. ‘Rip Van 
Winkle ! ’ I yell. ‘That’s the bozo the 
head dwarf mentions to me just before 
I hit the hay. Who is he?’ 

“So this Grant guy tells me a story 
about some jerk who lives way back 
when and gets lost in the mountains 
like I do. He meets up with a troupe 
of Singer’s Midgets or somebody and 
starts bowling and drinking. They slip 
him some knockout drops and he goes 
out for the count. In fact he has such 
a hangover he sleeps for twenty years. 
At least that is the line he hands his 
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“ ‘That sounds like me, all right/ I 
decide. ‘So I do a twenty-year stretch 
on the grass. Well, there are worse 
places. But I see where I am plenty 
behind on current events. What do 
you hear from the mob?’ 

“This Grant guy doesn't know 
whether to take me serious or not, ‘You 
actually claim an experience like Rip 
Van Winkle's?’ 

“ ‘I do not make up such a line just 
to explain to my wife/ I say. ‘Because 
at the moment I do not have a wife, 
only alimony expenses. And after 
twenty years I wager I do not even have 
to pay alimony. But make with the 
news broadcast, buddy. What goes on 
in the world? Who wings the Series 
last year? Are they still running the 
nags at Saratoga and wherever? Is 
Joe Louis still champion? Give out 
with important stuff like that.’ 

“Grant’s face falls about a foot. ‘I’m 
afraid the world isn’t in such good 
shape/ he tells me. 

“ ‘You mean the New Deal hasn’t 
cleaned things up yet?* I ask. 

“ ‘No, not exactly. Things are a lot 
better now, nationally and internation- 
ally, I suppose. You’ll find plenty of 
new customs and fashions current, and 
a lot of inventions and improvements 
over your time. But one problem still 
remains. And it’s a problem that’s 
baffling me in my work right now.’ 

“T ASK him what it is. 

“ ‘Crime/ he tells me. ‘Boot- 
legging. Right now I’m investigating 
the biggest bootlegging racket this 
country has ever seen.’ 

“ ‘What’s the matter, is Prohibition 
in again?’ I ask. 

“ ‘Prohibition? Oh — no, it’s not liq- 
uor that’s being bootlegged. It’s vita- 
mins.’ 

“ ‘Vitamins? You mean that alpha- 
bet stuff — like A,B,C,D? I never go 



for such articles personally. Give me 
a beefsteak rare any time.’ 

“ ‘You don’t understand at all/ 
Grant tells me. ‘Vitamins are food 
now. Today we eat only vitamin pills. 
Scientific research has perfected vita- 
min sources of energy and nourishment 
during the past years, largely as a re- 
sult of crop shortages and famine fol- 
lowing the second world war. Now 
everyone takes a daily ration of vita- 
mins. It’s improving the stamina of 
the world’s population. But lately large 
stores of synthetic vitamin capsules are 
being stolen — hijacked, you’d call it 
— from the government warehouses. 
Women and children are starving again 
in a world where we have no place for 
hunger and want any more. Some or- 
ganized group of vandals is stealing 
capsules and bootlegging them to mer- 
chants. And since all vitamin produc- 
tion is centered at New York, and most 
of the capsules are stored there before 
distribution, the situation is grave. For 
weeks now, millions of capsules dis- 
appear daily. And people go hungry. 

“‘Iam on my way back to New York 
from Cleveland. My clues there prove 
to be false leads. But unless I can 
crack this mess soon, it’s all up with 
me.’ Grant admits this sourly. 

“ ‘I am an old alky runner myself/ 
I tell him. ‘Maybe when I get into 
town I will look up some of the old 
mob and see if there are any leads. If 
so, I will give you a buzz. How about 
the phone number?’ 

“ ‘Use the private shortwave sys- 
tem/ he says. ‘You’ll find sending sets 
wherever you go. But you’re not leav- 
ing me — I want to hear more about this 
Rip Van Winkle yarn.’ 

‘I got business in the city. But 
urgent. I will contact you later/ I 
promise. 

“He doesn’t answer. He is fiddling 
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landing. Because before I realize it, 
we are already over New York. I look 
out. The burg is not much changed. 
The buildings look a little taller, but I 
still see the Empire State and Radio 
City, and I think I spot Minsky’s as 
we circle down. 

“We land just outside Flushing, in 
another little field. The air around us 
is filled with little silver specks — more 
planes. In. fact we come down in a 
place that says: 

PLANES PARKED— 50c 
OVERNIGHT HANGARS— 75c 
MOTOR TUNEUP — $1 .00 

“And a guy comes running out to 
wipe off the windshield. I duck out of 
the seat in a hurry, and head for the 
gate. There is a subway entrance 
about a block away. 

“ ‘Hey, wait for me!’ yells this Grant 
guy. ‘I want to ’talk to you.’ 

“ ‘See you later,’ I call back. ‘I may 
be a little slow getting there, but I still 
got a five grand bet to collect from 
Gorilla Gabface.’ 

“SPHERE is a lot I could tell. About 
A the rocket subway they put in in- 
stead of the old one — all new improve- 
ments, except that I -still have to stand 
up. About the screwy way they dress, 
in these overalls with the lapels, and 
about the new type cars I see downtown 
that operate with these radio controls 
but still try to get every pedestrian who 
steps off the sidewalk. I notice tele- 
vision movie houses, too, and I kind of 
get to wondering what happens to the 
oldfashioned strip-tease, but I do not 
have time to find out. 

“Because, like I tell this Grant, I am 
on my way to see Gorilla Gabface. In 
1942 he hangs out behind a pool hall 
on Second Avenue, and I figure it is an 
even chance he is still there, because 



Gorilla is not the kind of character who 
gets around much. In fact he is very 
lazy and hardly ever moves from his 
chair except to kick his wife. 

“So I get off the subway and start 
walking. The streets look no better; 
in fact twenty years age them the way 
they age me. 

“On the subway persons look at me 
kind of peculiar and I am undoubtedly 
a sight, but here on Second Avenue I 
look quite natural — because the street 
is full of broken down bums. 

“I get to thinking about that. I am 
a broken down old bum myself, now, 
and I hardly know what to do. But I 
figure once I get my hands on that five 
grand I will shave and dress and look 
around for some odds on the dogs or 
nags, and get back on my feet. 

“Still and all it is not pleasant to 
hike along. Because there are a lot of 
sad-looking people on the street, sitting 
in front of their houses. Kids crying, 
and women with shawls around their 
heads, and guys sitting with their heads 
in their hands. 

“Pretty soon I come to a long line of 
guys standing in front of a store. They 
are mumbling and double-talking under 
their breath. Up at the head of the line 
they are pushing and rattling the door 
to the joint, which is locked. 

“All at once a guy sticks his head out 
of the window upstairs. ‘Go away,’ he 
says. ‘Go away, all of you. Govern- 
ment orders. We can’t sell any cap- 
sules today— vitamin shortage.’ 

“Guys in the line let out a groan. 
‘What about my family?’ one yells. ‘My 
old lady and the baby have nothing to 
eat for three days now, except a few 
capsules of C and half an ounce of E.’ 

“ ‘I’m sorry,’ says the guy in the win- 
dow. ‘You know how it is. I’m not 
responsible.’ 

“ ‘We got to eat,’ says the fellow in 
the line. ‘It’s those damned hijackers 1 




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Why don’t they catch them?’ 

“JyTOST of the men turn away. I 
walk on. All at on once I notice 
a little rat-face personality sneaking up 
to one of the guys in the line. 

“ ‘You want some capsules, buddy?’ 
he whispers. ‘I got some here — nice 
fresh stuff. A to Z, anything you want, 
if you’ll keep your mouth shut.’ 

“The guy looks at rat-face kind of 
funny, but he says, ‘I suppose I have 
to. My folks are hungry. How much 
for a two-day supply of general ra- 
tions?’ 

“Rat-face smiles. ‘Ten bucks/ he 
says. 

“‘Ten bucks? Why that’s robbery 
— these capsules are only 80c at a regu- 
lar store 1’ says the guy. 

“Rat-face smiles again. ‘Regular 
store hasn’t got any/ he whispers. ‘You 
know that. Ten bucks, buddy. You’re 
lucky to get it.’ 

“The guy hands him the money and 
gets a little tube. I don’t wait to see 
any more, but I know rat-face is going 
down the line now. 

“I understand what this guy Grant 
tells me on the plane, about the vitamin 
shortage. It’s just like bootlegging- 
only with a difference. Because, you 
see, these people need food. They must 
have it. And to hi-jack this stuff and 
then sell it — -well, I don’t go for it, 
that’s all. Maybe I am getting soft in 
my old age. 

“Anyhow, I do not think about it any 
more, because I arrive at Gorilla’s pool 
hall and walk in. The joint looks just 
the same, and it is just as empty out 
front. There is only one guy sitting 
there — a new guy to me. He has a red 
face with a lot of warts growing on it, 
and there is a dead cigarette butt in 
his mouth. A collar ad boy. 

“ ‘Hello, character/ I greet him. ‘Is 
Gorilla around?’ 



“Warty gives me a slow look. ‘He 
might be. Who’s looking for him?’ 

“ ‘Tell him Lefty Feep wants to see 
him. It’s about five grand.’ 

“ ‘You got five grand?’ 

“ ‘I’m going to get five grand from 
him/ I correct. 

“He gives me the old leer and sneer. 
But I stare right back, and finally he 
climbs off the stool and goes into the 
rear room. He returns in a couple min- 
utes. 

“ ‘Go right in/ he says. 

“So I toddle back and open the door. 

“ ‘Well, pappy?’ says a voice. 

“I see a big fat guy sitting at a table. 
He has a bald noggin and a couple 
spare chins, but mostly he is all jaw 
from the neck up and all arms from the 
neck down. He looks like King Kong 
with a bad shave. 

“ ‘Pardon me, curly/ I state. 
‘Where could I find Gorilla Gab face?’ 

“ ‘In hell/ says the fat guy at the 
table. ‘He’s been dead for eighteen 
years. Come to think of it you don’t 
look far from dead yourself, pappy.’ 

“ ‘Don’t call me pappy!’ I snap. ‘Or 
I will let the air out of your chins, you 
overgrown walrus.’ 

“npHEN the fat guy gets up from the 

A table and I see he is about ten feet 
tall, or maybe six and a half anyhow. 
Part of him is muscle and the rest is 
meanness, so when he laughs I am not 
fooled, and when he sticks out his mitt 
I do not clasp it in any fraternity grip. 

“ ‘Who are you and what do you 
want?’ he says, moving around toward 
me. 

“ ‘I am Lefty Feep, and Gorilla Gab- 
face owes me five Gs on the dog-races/ 

I repeat, stubborn. Only my feet are 
not stubborn, because they back me to 
the door. 

“ ‘Well I am Gorilla’s nephew and I 
am running this show now for many’s 




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the year. I do not ever hear my uncle 
mention your name, and he certainly 
never mentions owing anyone five pen- 
nies, let alone five grand. So my advice 
to you, Feep, is to get out of here before 
I strangle you in your whiskers, you old 
sponge!’ 

‘“I take it you do not wish to pay 
me?’ I inquire, just to make sure. 

“The fat guy reaches out across the 
floor with one hand, which wraps 
around my neck. ‘No,’ he says, lifting 
me off the floor and shaking me like a 
used bar-rag. ‘Though I can see you 
have a good use for five thousand dol- 
lars, if only to pay hospital expenses 
after I get through beating you up.’ 

“This is not exactly good news to me, 
and it is even less good when he smacks 
me one on the side of the head. I am 
just hanging there helpless while the 
fat guy draws back for another clout, 
when all at once he drops me to the 
floor. 

“Another guy comes in behind me, 
and he attracts the fat guy’s attention. 
I lie there on the floor looking up and 
I see the newcomer is none other than 
Rat-face, the slug that was selling boot- 
leg vitamin capsules to the citizens in 
front of the market. 

“He is so excited he does not even 
notice me ; and nearly steps on my face 
while I am lying there. ‘It’s going 
great, Boss!’ he yells to the fat guy. ‘I 
sell three hundred bucks of pills in the 
last hour. The rest of the mob is cov- 
ering the district. We are running out 
of stock.’ 

“ID AT-FACE is still talking when 
Wart-face comes in from the 
front room. He has an acetylene torch 
in one hand. ‘The boys are ready to 
tunnel through to the Government 
warehouse again this evening,’ he says. 
‘Shall I send the trucks over?’ 

“Fat guy looks at the two of them 



kind of funny. ‘You birds talk too 
much,’ he says. ‘Here,’ he says to Rat- 
face. ‘Go back out and tell the mob 
to stop selling for today. We don’t 
want to flood the market all at once.’ 
Then he turns to Wart-face. ‘Get down 
-to the warehouse. The boys are tun- 
neling through from the building along- 
side. But leave this torch with me. I 
think I got to use it. Now— -powder! ’ 
“The two guys back out of the room 
without even noticing me. I am lying 
on the floor listening to the birdies from 
that crack on the head, but I am also 
thinking. If these guys are the ones 
Grant is after, they have been running 
this bootleg vitamin racket from this 
place. One gang must be tunneling 
through to steal Government supplies, 
and the other gang goes out and sells 
the pills. And this fat guy is the brain. 

“So there I am, locked in a room 
with Gorilla’s nephew. I am sixty years 
old, I have no equalizer, and he is a 
pretty tough customer. 

“What he has to say to me is not en- 
couraging, either. He stands over me 
and looks down with a very nasty grin. 
‘I am sorry about you, pappy,’ he says. 
‘I only intend to beat you up and send 
you to a hospital. But now you hear a 
little too much, so I think your next 
stop is the morgue.’ 

“I think in high gear. ‘Have a heart,’ 
I tell him. ‘I am an oldtimer myself. I 
know your late uncle, in fact I am as- 
sociated with him, you might say. I 
just do a twenty-year stretch, but I am 
an uptown boy. I can help you plenty.’ 
“Fat guy stands right over me and 
laughs some more. ‘No use, pappy,’ 
he says. ‘You old-fashioned gangsters 
are all through. We don’t use rods and 
rattlers a uy more. This is big business. 
I am bucking the Federal Government 
myself, and winning. Why, we got 
eighty million vitamin food capsules 
stored away under this joint, and we’re 




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tunneling through tonight for another 
thirty million. I got a hundred guys 
out organized to cover bootleg terri- 
tories. It’s big business. We got a 
dozen cities at our mercy. Do you 
think I am some cheesy little punk in 
back of a poolroom like my late uncle? 
Not for a minute — this is big time stuff 
and you has-beens are no good.’ 

“ ‘But give me a chance— I know a 
few tricks,’ I plead. 

“He turns on the laugh again. ‘Not 
on your life,’ he chuckles. ‘And speak- 
ing of your life, here goes.’ 

“So he reaches down for the acety- 
lene torch and the interview is over. 

“Tj'IFTEEN minutes later, after I lo- 
cate this guy Grant by shortwave 
from a cigar store on the corner, he 
arrives and claps the cuffs on the fat 
guy. Also his men surround the pool 
hall and snag Rat-face and his pals 
when they drift in from time to time. 

“They also capture, I hear later, all 
the mob down at the tunnel job, and 
they find the stores of capsules in a big 
cellar warehouse hidden downstairs. 

“So all in all it turns out to be a good 
thing for this guy Grant. And also for 
me, when I learn the Government is 
paying a five grand reward for turning 
up the vitamin racketeers. 

“Two days later the money comes 
through. Meanwhile I pal around with 
Grant and eat vitamins in restaurants. 
That is why I get so sick of them. 

“In fact, on the third day I am sitting 
in a hamburger stand making faces 
while I gulp down my third order of the 
dizzy beef pills with a ketchup drop 
on the side. Grant is with me, and he 
says, ‘Well, what are you going to do 
with the reward — go into business for 
yourself?’ 

“That is when I get mad. ‘No,’ I 
tell him. ‘I am not cut out for this day 
and age, I see that. I am too old to 



start in again, I do not like the class of 
people that run the rackets nowadays, 
and besides I do not see any strip shows 
in progress at all. More and over, 
these vitamin pills ruin my digestion 
and I have not even got an excuse to 
carry a toothpick. I think maybe I am 
better off back in 1942.’ 

“ ‘Too bad,’ Grant tells me. ‘Those 
days are gone forever.’ 

“But I do not hear him. I am star- 
ing at a calendar on the wall. ‘April 
29th!’ I holler. ‘Listen, do you or do 
you not tell me I sleep for 20 years and 
360 days? And do I or do I not spend 
4 more days here? That makes to- 
morrow April 30th again!’ 

“ ‘So what?’ Grant asks. 

“ ‘So that means tomorrow is the an- 
nual picnic of the Diminutive Society 
of the Catskill Mountains. Hop into 
that plane of yours — we’re going to see 
those dwarfs and give them a little prop- 
osition.’ 



“\X7’HICH is just what we do. Grant 
r lets me off near the top of the 
mountains the next morning. I go up 
and find the dwarfs bowling as usual. 
They are surprised to see me, and kind 
of embarrassed, till I get the head 
shorty off. 

“I ask him if he has got anything to 
drink that will send me back to where 
I was. He plays smart and says no. 
Then I tell him that fun is fun, and a 
gag is a gag, but I want to go back and 
am ready to pay for the trip. 

“This gets him interested, and he 
asks what the deal is. I tell him. He 
gets excited and calls a conference. 
Well, to make a long story short, they 
get together with me and the head 
shorty goes off and mixes up a fresh 
drink. Not beer, but something else. 
I promise not to mention it. Then I 
take care of my end of the bargain and 
drink the stuff. 




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205 



“It puts me out right away. And 
when I wake up everything is O.K. It 
is morning and when I hike down the 
mountain I find out that it is May 1st, 
1942. 

“I wire ahead for some funds, and 
rush into town. The first place I head 
for is here, because after eating nothing 
but vitamins for four days, I am plenty 
hungry.” 

* * * 

y EFTY FEEP concluded his story 
with a profound sigh. It was fol- 
lowed by a snort from over my shoul- 
der. 

Jack stood there with the tray of 
food. 

“What did I tell you?” he asked me. 
“Did you ever hear such a line in your 
life?” 

Feep bridled. “What is wrong with 
my story, I would like to know?” he 
asked. 

Jack snorted again. “Everything. 
But even if I believed it — which I don't 
— there are just a few things that puzzle 
me. To begin with, I thought you 
were at the mercy of that fat guy in 
the back room of the pool hall. He 
was going to kill you with an acetylene 
torch, wasn’t he? In fact you were 
lying there on the floor and he was 
standing over you. And yet you say 
that fifteen minutes later you walked 
out free and left him there to be cap- 
tured.” 

“Oh, that?” said Lefty Feep. “That 
is very simple. Like I say, this guy 
thinks he is so smart, and that old- 
timers do not know any clever tricks. 
But I have one trick up my sleeve he 
does not know. It is a very ordinary 



trick today and much used in the rack- 
ets — but I suppose he never hears of it 
in 1962, I am lying there on the floor, 
he reaches down for the torch, but I 
grab it first. He shoves his foot down 
on my arm, but then I pull this old- 
fashioned trick on him, like I say. I 
merely turn on the torch and give him 
the hot-foot. And if you do not think 
a hot-foot with a torch is effective, you 
are crazy.” 

Jack turned crimson. “All right, I 
give up,” he sighed. “But just one 
thing more. About that deal you made 
with the dwarfs.” 

“What about it?” 

“Well, certainly you didn’t just offer 
them money. They have no use for 
money.” 

Feep smiled. “Of course not. But 
I use the money to make the deal. I 
buy something the dwarfs will really go 
for. That is what I tell the head shorty 
to make him go through with it. I tell 
him I will give his little pals something 
they can use at their picnics from now 
on.” 

“And what is that?” 

“A modern bowling alley. Sure — I 
tell him I contract to build a bowling 
alley right on top of the mountain, so 
they can organize a league and get into 
the tournaments. In fact, next year I 
am going back there again and play 
them myself. Maybe you would like 
to get on the team?” 

“Come on,” said Jack to me, “Let's 
you and I get out of here.” 

We left the table, but Feep didn’t 
see us go. He was tearing apart the 
roast chicken with the famished look of 
a man who has eaten nothing but pills 
for four days. 



COMING! The amazing sequel to “The City Of Lost Souls” by Ralph Milne Farley and A1 P. Nel- 
son. Don Warren, lone survivor of the three-thousand of the Legion Of Death who rode into the 
Martian desert, goes back to the city of Daloss and finds there the greatest adventure of them all — 
and regains a paradise he had thought lost forever I Don’t fail to watch for the coming of this story. 
You yourself asked for it l 





BERTIE and the BLHCK ARTS 

by 

WILLIAM P. McGIVERN 

Black arts or not, one thousand tickets to the 
big game were worth $50 per— so Bertie sold 'em! 




W HEN the Moss wood college 
football special rattled to a 
stop in the sleepy little depot 
on the outskirts of Mosswood, it dis- 
gorged some three hundred pennant- 
waving, red-faced, drunkenly vocifer- 
ous alumni. These blithe spirits 
swarmed over the waiting room, shout- 
ing to friends, yelling at cab drivers 
and in general behaving with the care- 
less abandon that is the stamp of 
men released from the sober vigilance 
of their wives. 



Among this carnival of happy souls 
Bertie Crimmins stood out like a bea- 
con on a dark night. Or like a pro- 
fessional pallbearer in the midst of a 
New Year’s Eve celebration. 

He was a tall, slim young man and, 
except for the pleasantly vacant look 
on his face he might have been consid- 
ered handsome. He stood out in the 
crowd because he was wearing his hat 
instead of waving it wildly over his 
head. Also he was sober. On top of 
all this he carried no pennants and was 



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not pounding someone on the back and 
shouting at the top of his voice. 

There was, however, a certain wist- 
ful light in his eyes, as he surveyed 
the antics of his companions. Once, 
as the chorus of the Mosswood school 
song was being chanted by an inebri- 
ated and off-key quartet, his lips began 
to move automatically and the song 
almost poured forth of its own volition. 

As he stood in the center of the depot 
looking about expectantly, a chubby, 
red-faced chap holding a bottle in one 
hand stumbled into him. 

“Ssssorry,” he mumbled, swaying 
slightly. Then his eyes lighted with 
recognition. "My old pal, Bertie Crim- 
minsl” he cried emotionally. “X didn’t 
know you were coming down for the 
ol’ game. Have a drink, pal, have a 
drink.” 

He shoved the bottle toward Bertie. 

Bertie looked at it longingly, but 
shook his head. 

. “I’m not using the 3tuff,” he said 
weakly. 

His cock-eyed friend stared at him 
with incredulous disbelief. 

“You don’t say,” he mumbled in as- 
tonishment. “You were the best ol’ 
rum pot in school when I was here. 
Member the time ol’ Prexy caught the 
two of us, blind drunk, in the girl’s 
dressing room at the Senior Prom? 
That was some time, wasn’t it?” 

“Y — yes it was,” Bertie said hastily. 
He wiped his suddenly damp brow, and 
glanced nervously about the depot. 

“You know sumpn’,” his drunken 
chum tittered, “I always wondered 
what ol’ Prexy was doing there, him- 
self.” 

In spite of conscience, Bertie found 
himself warming to the subject. 

“Was odd, wasn’t it?” he said. “Do 
you suppose the old bounder — ” 

“Hello, Bertrand,” a soft voice beside 
him said. 



DERTIE froze in mid-sentence. At 
his side was a slim, lovely blonde 
girl with deep blue eyes. There was 
just a touch of frost in those lovely 
eyes now. 

“Darling,” Bertie cried nervously. 
“You’re looking wonderful. Positively 
radiant. Let’s go outside. Out in the 
clean, fresh air. Away from these — er 
— gross people.” 

He turned to the chubby drunk and 
said firmly, 

“There are no more trains arriving 
today, my good man. That’s all you 
wanted to know, is it not?” 

Without waiting for an answer, he 
grabbed the lovely blonde girl by the 
arm and towed her out of the depot 
into the fresh air. 

There he breathed deeply, not for 
health’s sake, but from sheer relief. 

Ann Turner, the lovely blonde girl, 
regarded him dubiously. 

“Bertie, dear,” she said, “you haven’t 
broken any of your promises have 
you?” 

“Silly girl,” Bertie laughed. “I have 
been the epitome of respectability these 
last two months.” 

“No drinking?” 

“Not a drop.” 

“Poker?” 

“Certainly not.” 

“Horses?” 

“My dear little cherub, I haven’t 
even nodded to a milkman’s horse. 
That should prove that I can be the 
steady, reliable type, what?” 

Bertie Crimmins’ problem was not a 
new one. In college he had been a 
happy, care-free soul and the stigma 
of his undergraduate days had a nasty 
way of sticking to him. When he had 
met The Girl, it turned out that she 
had heard of his primrosy path and, 
as a result, was dubious about the 
double harness idea he had suggested 
one moonlight night. So he had been 




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209 



put on probation and, to his credit, he 
had survived the ordeal manfully. 

“You do look different,” Ann said 
thoughtfully. “You have a very re- 
spectable look in your eyes.” 

Inwardly, Bertie sighed. He had 
slipped far if his stare at a luscious 
girl could be described as respectable. 
But he said: 

“Right you are. Babbit Bertie, they 
call me. Now will you marry me?” 
“What will we live on?” Ann asked 
practically. 

T)ERTIE almost swooned with de- 
^ light at this time-honored question. 
For it meant that The Girl was prac- 
tically in his arms for keeps. 

“A sensible question,” he said ap- 
provingly. “But you may cease wor- 
rying on that score. My brother, who 
is a good enough chap in his way, con- 
trols the purse strings of the Crimmins 
estates. The foolish chap cares noth- 
ing for money himself, but he has re- 
fused to pass along any of the bonny 
green stuff to me. You see he hasn’t 
much confidence in me. But when he 
sees the remarkable transformation I 
have undergone, he will give me his 
blessings and large chunks of lettuce 
with which we can furnish our nest.” 
“Where is your brother?” 

“Right here at Mosswood. He’s as- 
sistant professor of almost forgotten 
languages, or something like that. Odd, 
what?” 

“Will you see him today?” 

“First thing,” Bertie answered cheer- 
fully. “I’ll drop you home and then 
speed the body over to his rooms to 
show him what a sterling chap I’ve 
turned into.” 

He waved for a cab. 

A half hour later Bertie stepped from 
the cab, a feeling of virtuous confidence 
in his heart. He had dropped Ann off 
a few minutes before and her farewell 



had been affectionately tender. It was 
obvious that she was impressed by the 
New Bertie. 

Bertie paid off the driver with his 
last remaining change and headed up 
the elm-lined walk that led to the un- 
pretentiously dignified house where his 
brother lived and labored. 

There was a song in his heart and a 
bounce in his stride as he trotted up 
the steps and punched the doorbell. 
His brother’s housekeeper opened the 
door and after murmuring “speak of 
the devil” or something equally cheery, 
admitted him. 

She led the way to his brother’s study 
in a grim silence. She did not approve 
of Bertie Crimmins interrupting his 
brother in the middle of his work. She 
paused before an oak -paneled door. 

“Mister Arthur is very -busy these 
days,” she said coldly. “I hope you 
will not disturb him too ynuch.” 

“Oh, I won’t,” Bertie said warmly. 
“I’ll only be here for the week-end.” 

“Only? Couldn’t you manage to 
stay a full week?” 

Sarcasm was lost on Bertie. 

“Nice of you,” he said brightly, “but 
it just can’t be done. Sorry and all 
that.” 

'\X7'ITH a warm feeling of being in 
demand he opened the oak-pan- 
eled door and strode into his brother’s 
study. 

“What hoi” he cried. 

His brother, a lean scholarly looking 
chap, with graying temples and horn- 
rimmed glasses, looked up from his 
desk where he had been intently ex- 
amining a faded piece of parchment. 

There was a distinct trace of annoy- 
ance in his tired blue eyes. 

“Must you bellow?” he said impa- 
tiently. 

“Sorry,” Bertie said. “Didn’t realize 
the old vocal chords had that much vim 




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and vigor. Must be the old brotherly 
affection cropping out.” 

“Stop babbling,” his brother said. 
“Come in and close the door. Fm busy 
here. Be through in a moment. Sit 
down.” 

“Right hoi” Bertie said. “Don’t let 
me disturb the great brain. Let it 
ramble on. I’ll sit and watch.” 

“In silence,” his brother qualified. 

Bertie found a comfortable chair and 
threw his lean body over it in a posi- 
tion that a professional contortionist 
might have envied. His brother had 
turned back to his desk, his head bent 
close to the ancient parchment. He 
only changed his position to turn the 
pages of a huge leather bound book 
resting on the desk beside him. 

Bertie gazed about at the book lined 
walls and sighed. It didn’t hardly seem 
decent to give a million dollars to a 
buzzard who spent his waking hours 
digging into the remains of obscure 
authors. 

He was disturbed by an exultant ex- 
clamation from his brother. 

“Got a nibble?” he asked compan- 
ionably. 

His brother’s thin frame was trem- 
bling with excitement. 

“If,” he muttered tensely, “I can 
prove a relationship between the recur- 
rence of this symbol and the recurrence 
of the letter V in the Phoenician al- 
phabet, I^may have something.” 

“Probably alphabet soup,” Bertie 
said brightly. “Get it! Letter ‘e’ 
mixed up with something else and you 
get alphabet soup. It’s a joke, what?” 

His brother turned to him, the scien- 
tific zeal in his eyes fading slowly. 

“Bertie,” he said slowly, “you are a 
blithering moron. On top of that — ” 

“Tut! tut!” Bertie said hastily. 
“Mustn’t forget the old brotherly af- 
fection.” 

“You make it easy to,” his brother 



said sadly. 

“It’s nice of you to say so,” Bertie 
beamed. “Now I’ve a surprise for you. 
I’m getting married. Congratulate 
me.” 

“Married?” his brother said sharply. 

“Right hoi It’s a blow, but you 
must be strong. You’re not losing a 
brother, you know, you’re gaining a 
sister.” 

TJTIS brother lighted a pipe carefully 

A and peered over the flame at Ber- 
tie as one might at an amiable nit wit. 

“What are you going to live on?” he 
asked. 

“Glad you brought that up, old 
bean,” Bertie said. “We’ll be needing 
a spot of assistance and I thought that 
you might bless the union with a hearty 
hunk of the old necessary.” 

“Translated, that means I am to 
finance your marriage?” 

“Crudely put, but accurate,” Bertie 
admitted. 

“I shall do no such thing. In my 
opinion you are about as competent 
to handle money as a two-months-old 
baby. The bulk of the family estate 
will revert to you when I think you 
are capable of handling it intelligently. 
That date, I regret to say, does not 
seem imminent.” 

“You mean,” Bertie said glumly, 
“that it’s no soap.” 

“I mean precisely that.” 

“But I’m a new man,” Bertie said 
frantically. “Old salt of the earth, 
backbone of the Nation. No more of 
the cup that cheers, no more of the 
gay race tracks. All over, all done 
with.” 

His brother looked at him skepti- 
cally. 

“In the vernacular, I am from the 
state of Missouri. If you are actually 
the paragon of masculine virtue that 
you claim, I might reconsider.” 




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211 



“A chance is all I ask,” Bertie said 
dramatically. “Tell me,” he said in a 
more conventional tone, “does the fam- 
ily estate mount up to a tidy bit?” 

“Very tidy,” his brother answered. 
“Several millions at least.” 

Bertie had no conception of amounts 
over ten, but he knew a million to be 
a hefty lot of money. He wondered 
if it would be enough to pay off his 
debts and set him and Ann up in a cozy 
fiat? 

His brother disrupted his thoughts 
by rising to his feet and picking up the 
parchment from the desk with a ges- 
ture of disgust. 

“Money is the most helpless thing 
in the world,” he said scathingly. “It 
is nothing in itself. Men’s cupidity 
lends it value. The real and lasting 
things of this world are the things that 
can be locked away in the 'vaults of 
the mind. I would trade all the riches 
of the world for the translation of this 
parchment I hold in my hand.” 

Bertie looked at the parchment with 
new respect. 

“What is it?” he asked. “A new 
system on the ponies?” 

His brother sighed and placed the 
parchment carefully in the drawer of 
the desk. There was a despairing gleam 
in his eye. 

“Make yourself at home,” he said. 
“I am going out. In the park the 
birds are chattering and the loons are 
on the lake, so I will be thinking of 
ypu, Bertrand.” 

A FTER his brother had left Bertie 
prowled about the library, glanc- 
ing vaguely at the grimly titled books 
on the shelves, and musing darkly on 
his own troubles. 

Things did look pretty blackish, he 
decided with a sigh. It was apparent 
that his brother’s opinion concerning 
him had not undergone any changes 



for the better in the past months. And 
if his brother didn’t change his mind, 
Lohengrin was a long way off. 

Saddened, Bertie slumped into the 
chair before his brother’s desk. But 
Bertie’s mind, such as it was, was in- 
capable of dwelling for more than two 
consecutive minutes on any problem. 
Even his own feeling of frustration and 
disappointment faded away, leaving 
him again his vacantly cheerful self. 

Whistling, he picked up the massive, 
black leather bound book from his 
brother’s desk. In the back of his 
mind was the vague idea that since his 
brother practically burned incense be- 
fore these crypts of entombed learning, 
it would do him no harm to dip into 
their musty depths and see what was 
what. 

The first yellowed page of the book 
bore, in archaic lettering, the ominous 
inscription, 

Black Arts of the 
Nether Cosmos 

Interested, Bertie turned another 
page. There, he learned after glancing 
down a few paragraphs, the proper 
technique for summoning forth the de- 
mons from the sixth pit of the fourth 
lower world. 

“Well, well,” muttered Bertie. “It’s 
darned simple at that. If anybody 
wanted a demon it shouldn’t be hard 
to arrange things.” 

Thoroughly entranced, he browsed 
on, until he came to a tattered page 
which was headed in solid black letters, 

FORMULA FOR MYSTIC 
CLARIFICATION 

There he paused. As nearly as he 
could figure it out one had simply to 
mutter a bit of mumbo-jumbo and — 
presto! everything became as clear as 




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crystal. He thought wistfully of the 
excellent use he could have put this 
device in his college days. 

It was typical of Bertie that a book 
of mysterious incantations, designed to 
call up demons and impart superhuman 
knowledge, would cause him no sur- 
prise. He had a naive confidence in 
the printed word; to the extent that 
anything on paper was automatically 
true. 

As he was about to turn the page 
a wonderful thought popped into his 
head. It was so beautifully simple that 
it took his breath away. 

Q UICKLY he re-read the directions 
on the Mystic Clarification page. 
They weren’t difficult. In fact it only 
took him a few minutes to repeat aloud 
the incantation that was part of the 
ritual. He waited a moment then, ex- 
pecting something in the way of a blaz- 
ing ball to explode in his head, but 
nothing happened. 

Undaunted he pulled open the 
drawer of his brother’s desk and re- 
moved the heavy parchment which his 
brother had been vainly attempting to 
translate. 

After a quick glance over the sym- 
bols inscribed on its ancient surface he 
chuckled heartily. 

“It works,” he cried gleefully. 
Picking up a pencil from the desk 
he scribbled down the translation on 
the back of a piece of scratch paper. 
This would certainly set him in solid 
with his brother. It was wonderfully 
simple. Why, it was just as easy as 
reading something written in English. 

This idea had hardly grazed his 
mind, when a dampening thought oc- 
curred to him. Glancing at the writing 
on the parchment paper again was 
enough to clinch his suspicions. The 
thing was written in English. Even 
Bertie possessed sufficient intelligence 



to realize that it was this that made the 
translation so simple. 

The pencil slipped from his disap- 
pointed fingers. He obviously had the 
wrong parchment. A hurried search of 
the desk drawer and the shelves over 
the desk disclosed no other untranslat- 
able parchments, so he assumed, with 
one of his unusual flashes of brilliance, 
that his brother must have put the doc- 
ument somewhere else. 

“Oh well,” he sighed, “his loss after 
all.” 

With a shrug he turned back to the 
fascinating book. For the rest of the 
afternoon he amused himself by re- 
citing aloud a number of the euphonious 
incantations, all of which applied to 
various types of goblins, witches and 
demons. He had reached voodooism 
when the sport began to pall on him. 
After all even the creatures of the 
Nether Cosmos grow tiresome if taken 
in too large doses. 

With a yawn he tossed the heavy 
book back to the desk and sauntered 
from the library. The house was dark. 
No cheery bustling from the region of 
the kitchen indicated that toothsome 
meals were being prepared for him, so, 
with a martyred sigh, he ascended the 
stairs to the guest bed room. 

He wasn’t really hungry, for he had 
eaten on the train, so he decided to hit 
the hay and thus convince his brother 
that he was really the soul of virtuous 
respectability. Ordinarily the eve of 
the traditional game between State and 
Mosswood college would find Bertie 
carousing about the bright spots of the 
town, wassailing with boon and beery 
companions until the wee sma’. When 
his brother returned and found him 
tucked peacefully away in bed and 
sleeping the sleep of the innocent and 
the just, perhaps it would soften his 
heart a bit. 

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buzzing about in his head Bertie turned 
off the dark hallway and groped his 
way into the bed room he intended to 
occupy. 



TK)SSIBLY it was because of this 
1 preoccupation that he did not notice 
the acrid odor of sulphurous smoke 
which was drifting through the room. 
That is, he didn’t notice it right away. 

It wasn’t until he was in the middle 
of the room that he paused and sniffed 
the air. 

“What ho! ” he said, startled. “Some- 
thing burning I’ll bet.” 

Bertie was generally not so swift 
with his deductions. Now, possibly as 
a result of his studious afternoon, he 
was unusually sharp. 

“Where there’s smoke there’s fire,” 
he reasoned shrewdly. 

He was just moving to the window 
to let in a little fresh air when he no- 
ticed a peculiar thing. 

Circling him on all sides and sil- 
houetted against the blackness of the 
room were several dozen pairs of gleam- 
ing white eyes. 

Bertie glanced carefully about to be 
sure he was not imagining things. His 
scrutiny convinced him that he was not 
imagining anything at all. The eyes 
were there, round and white, and they 
all seemed to be staring directly at him. 

Now the average young man stum- 
bling into a room full of staring white 
eyes would probably do his thinking 
with his legs and dash from the room 
at top speed. 

This would have been the sensible 
thing to do, which is probably why 
Bertie did nothing of the sort. 

He peered at the circle of eyes with 
interest. 

As his eyes became accustomed to 
the semi-darkness of the room he made 
out several dark shapes perched about. 
They appeared only as vague outlines 



and their shadowy forms were unlike 
anything Bertie had ever seen. Of 
their faces he could see nothing. Only 
the white staring eyes and the lumpy 
black shapes were visible. There must 
have been at least eight or ten of them, 
perched on the furniture of the room. 

“Well, well,” Bertie muttered. 

He was not frightened, but he had 
the strange feeling that he should have 
been. The situation was rapidly devel- 
oping into an impasse. After all he 
couldn’t just stand there and stare at 
these strange things which had chosen 
his bedroom as a roosting place. 

He cleared his throat, while he tried 
to think of something that would more 
or less break the ice. 

“Well, well,” he said finally. “Warm 
for May, isn’t it?” 

HPHERE was a sound like the rustle 
1 of dead leaves as one of the vague, 
formless shapes seemed to stir slightly. 
A soft, strangely toneless voice said, 

“We have come to do your bidding, 
Oh Master. From the haunts of the 
nether cosmos we have traveled. By 
the unseen powers that bind us, what is 
your wish?” 

Bertie listened to the sepulchral voice 
with mingled emotions. He was 
touched by the fact that these things — 
whatever they were — seemed to be anx- 
ious to help him. That, however, did 
not alter the fact that there was some- 
thing deuced peculiar about the whole 
matter. 

“Well,” he said uncertainly, “it’s nice 
of you to — to stop in like this. But 
just who are you, anyway?” 

“I am Xanthos,” the toneless voice 
replied softly. 

Peering about Bertie couldn’t tell 
which of the shadowy beings was speak- 
ing. Not that it made a great deal of 
difference. 

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Bertie said companionably, “Class of 
’39. Are you boys here for the game 
tomorrow?” 

“We are here,” the toneless voice re- 
plied, “to do your bidding.” 

“Very nice of you,” Bertie said 
warmly, “but I don’t need anything 
just now. If I do I’ll be glad to throw 
the business your way.” 

There was no answer from the dark- 
ness. Peering about Bertie saw that 
the circle of eyes had disappeared and 
that the formless dark shapes had like- 
wise vanished. He also noticed that 
the annoying odor of brimstone and 
sulphur had faded away. 

“Well, well,” he said. “Neat trick, 
what?” 

He stepped over and flicked on the 
light switch. Everything in the room 
seemed quite normal. It was unoccu- 
pied and the covers of the bed were 
turned down invitingly. 

So Bertie undressed and went to bed. 

He was just dozing off when a hazy 
fragment of thought brushed his mind, 
driving sleep away. Where had those 
strange dark creatures come from? 
Who and what were they? 

These were the thoughts that buzzed 
about in his head like gadflies. They 
obviously weren’t college students or 
star boarders. The more he toyed with 
the problem the more interesting it be- 
came. 

He tossed from one side to the other, 
tangling the covers about his neck. It 
must have been fully five minutes be- 
fore the light dawned on Bertie. 

When it did he almost chuckled out 
loud in relief. 

The things — the vague black shapes 
— were obviously creatures such as de- 
scribed in the ancient leather bound 
book he had found on his brother’s 
desk. That was the first step of his 
reasoning. The second was simplicity 
itself. In his reading from the leather- 



bound book he had apparently called 
these creatures to his side. One of the 
mysterious incantations must have done 
the trick. 

“Kind of a nasty stunt to pull on 
them,” he said thoughtfully. “But,” he 
decided philosophically, “it can’t be 
helped now. Whatever they are — de- 
mons, ghosts or ghouls — they’re here 
and they’ll just have to make the best 
of it.” 

With a relieved sigh he snuggled 
down into the covers. Now he could 
sleep. With his little mystery logically 
explained he could close his eyes peace- 
fully. He even felt somewhat superior 
about the matter. It wasn’t everyone 
who could whistle up a roomful of de- 
mons. No sir! 

He slept like a babe. 

r 'PHE next morning he awoke, cheer- 
A ful and refreshed and after a brisk 
shower trotted downstairs whistling en- 
thusiastically. 

His brother’s housekeeper met him 
at the foot of the stairs. 

“Morning,” Bertie said brightly. 
“What’s sizzling for breakfast?” 

“Breakfast was over two hours ago,” 
the housekeeper answered. It was ap- 
parent that this fact gave her a good 
deal of satisfaction. 

“Oh,” Bertie said, his spirit wilting 
at the prospect of a breakfastless morn- 
ing. “Well, is the big brain up yet?” 

“If you are referring to your brother, 
he left some time ago. I believe he in- 
tended to meet the president of the 
college on a very important matter.” 

“Oh,” Bertie said again. 

Looking at his brother’s housekeep- 
er’s grim jaw he decided that the pros- 
pects of wangling a spot of breakfast 
from her were extremely slim. 

So, he decided to take his famished 
frame off to the local hotel, where he 
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day’s game between Mosswood and 
State and phone Ann. 

With a stiff bow to the housekeeper 
he wrapped his injured dignity about 
him like a cloak and left the house. 

The hotel lobby was a swarming 
mass of pennant-waving alumni and 
sharp looking bookmakers who were 
taking and giving bets on the game. 

Bertie made for the hotel dining room 
and he was halfway through a plate of 
bacon and eggs when a disquieting 
thought struck him. 

He signaled a waiter. 

“I say,” he said, “I just remembered 
that I haven’t got tickets for today’s 
game yet. Can’t imagine how it slipped 
my mind. Will you pick me up a couple 
and bring them here like a fine fellow.” 

The waiter looked at him in slight 
astonishment. 

“You can’t be serious, sir. Surely 
you must know that this game has been 
sold out for weeks. Why yesterday the 
scalpers were getting sixty dollars a 
pair for tickets. But now there are 
none available at any price.” 

“Hramramm,” Bertie said thought- 
fully. This was a pretty kettle of fish. 
Ann had her heart set on seeing the 
game. So, as a matter of fact, had 
Bertie. It would be more than tragic 
to miss it. 

“Nothing you can do at all?” he 
asked the waiter. 

“Not a thing, sir.” 

“Very good. Thank you.” 

“Yes sir.” The waiter moved away, 
leaving Bertie to his solitary gloom. 

He speared a piece of bacon with 
unwonted savagery. 

“I wish I had a ticket,” he muttered. 
“No, I wish I had two. There’s Ann 
to think of. I wish I had a hundred, a 
thousand of them.” 

^jpHERE was a faint rustle beside 
him. It was a sound like dry leaves 



scraping over hard, cold earth. Bertie 
hardly noticed it. He was so engrossed 
in his own misery that he didn’t hear 
the soft, toneless voice whisper, 

“As you wish, Master!” 

He went on eating, wondering what 
he could possibly use as an explanation 
to Ann. At last he was forced to the 
realization that nothing he could tell 
her would help things. She would con- 
sider this just another cotton-headed 
lapse on his part. 

He was walking away from the table 
when the waiter’s voice called after him. 

“Just a moment, sir. You’re forget- 
ting your package.” 

Bertie turned and saw that the waiter 
was lifting a small package from the 
table he had just left. The package 
was wrapped in brown paper and was 
about eight inches square. 

“Is that mine?” he asked blankly. 
“It must be,” the waiter said. “I 
know it wasn’t here when you arrived. 
I had just cleared the table and I re- 
member distinctly.” 

Bertie took the package in his hand. 
It wasn’t very heavy. He tried to re- 
member whether or not he had had a 
package with him when he entered the 
hotel. The effort was a failure. He 
couldn’t. It might be his at that.” 
“Thanks,” he said, “silly of me to 
forget it.” 

He sauntered toward the lobby care- 
lessly removing the outside wrappings 
from the package. After all if it be- 
longed to him he had a right to know 
what it was, didn’t he? 

As he reached the entrance of the 
lobby he had finished ripping the paper 
from the object. Only then did he 
glance down to see what it was he had 
been carrying about with him. 

His knees almost failed him at the 
sight. 

For the package contained three neat 
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Mosswood and State. There must have 
been at least a thousand tickets and all 
of them were for locations from the 
forty to the forty yard line. 

He was still standing, staring dumbly 
at the stacks of ducats when a heavy 
set, florid faced man bumped into him. 

“Watch where you’re going,” the 
man growled. He started to pass on, 
but then his eye dropped to the bundle 
of tickets Bertie was holding in his 
hands. His eyes lighted excitedly. 

“Are those for today’s game?” he 
demanded tensely. 

“Why, yes,” Bertie said. “I guess 
they are.” 

“For sale?” the man snapped. 

The idea hadn’t occurred to Bertie, 
but now he examined it and found it an 
excellent one. 

“All but two,” he answered. 

The florid-faced man pulled out a 
well padded wallet. 

“I’ll give you fifty for a pair,” he said. 
“Okay?” 

“That seems a fair price,” Bertie 
said thoughtfully. 

npHE man paid him and Bertie gave 
him two tickets on the fifty yard 
line. 

“Tell your friends,” Bertie said geni- 
ally'. “Plenty left.” 

He pocketed the money with a 
pleased smile and strolled on. This was 
excellent. Very fine, indeed. 

Before he reached the center of the 
lobby he was receiving quite a bit of 
attention. Men stared unbelievingly at 
the thick stacks of tickets in his hands, 
then edged closer to him. 

In no time at all Bertie made two 
more sales and now he had one hundred 
and fifty dollars in his pocket. 

As the word flashed about the lobby 
that tickets were being sold, something 
in the nature of a mild stampede re- 
sulted. 



“Don’t crowd, don’t crowd,” Bertie 
said affably. “There’s plenty here for 
everybody.” 

To facilitate things he climbed onto 
a table in the center of the lobby. There 
he was able to pass out the tickets to 
the crowd below him with little diffi- 
culty. From their extended hands he 
plucked the green bills and the feeling 
of happiness within him grew deeper 
with each additional purchase. 

“Thank you, thank you,” he said. 
“It’s really dirt cheap, you know. It’s 
practically a steal. Thank you , and you 
too. Who else? There you are. Fifty 
dollars to see Mosswood beat State is 
practically a robbery.” 

Bertie became aware of a sharp fea- 
tured, nattily dressed chap standing 
directly in front of the table, glancing 
up at him with unwinking gray eyes. 

“Yes sir,” he said genially, “how 
many?” 

“I got tickets,” the sharp featured 
little man answered, “I just heard you 
say Mosswood’s goin’ to beat State. 
Would you care to back that up With a 
little cash?” 

“My dear fellow,” Bertie said in a 
kind voice, “do you actually mean to 
tell me that you have money to throw 
away? State does not have a chance, 
that’s all there is to it. Save your let- 
tuce, my good chap. Invest it in an- 
nuities or life insurance, but don’t bet 
on State.” 

The nattily dressed fellow pulled a 
roll of bills from his pocket. 

“I’m not worrying. If you’re on 
Mosswood, put up or shut up.” 

Bertie’s pride was touched to the 
quick. 

“Sir,” he said, “name the amount and 
make it light on yourself.” 

It took only a few moments to ar- 
range the bet. The money was held by 
the hotel desk clerk. Bertie bet every 
cent he had made on the tickets and 




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felt stoutly virtuous about it. After all, 
it wasn’t really gambling. It was just 
a quick pleasant manner of doubling 
his stakes. 

/ "PHE bet made, the sharp featured 
1 little gambler smirked unpleasantly 
at him and swaggered away. 

“Who is he?” Bertie asked the clerk 

“Him? Oh he’s one of the bookmak- 
ers who comes down to this game every 
year. They call him Sure Thing Lind- 
say.” 

“Hmmmm,” Bertie said. 

“That’s because he never bets on 
anything but a sure thing.” 

“Hmmmm,” Bertie said again. “Sure 
Thing Lindsay, eh?” 

It was while he was musing upon the 
unpleasant things that Mr. Lindsay’s 
nickname suggested that he felt a firm 
tap on his shoulder. 

Turning, he was confronted by two 
solidly built gentlemen, dressed in gray 
overcoats and gray fedoras and wearing 
large black shoes. 

“You the guy who’s scalping the 
tickets?” one of them asked. 

Bertie’s spirits rose. Here was fresh 
fish. 

“I’m the one, boys,” he said cheer- 
fully. “Better get ’em now before the 
price goes up. How many?” 

“Probably one to ten,” one of the 
gray overcoated men said grimly. He 
pulled a badge from his pocket and 
shoved it under Bertie’s nose. “We’ve 
been warning you scalpers all week and 
now I think we’re goin’ to make an 
example out of you. We didn’t think 
we’d find any of you dumb enough to 
scalp tickets right in the lobby of the 
leading hotel.” 

“Now just a minute, gentlemen,” 
Bertie said feebly. “This is all some 
terrible mistake.” 

“You said it. And you’re the one 
that made it. Come on.” 



Bertie heard a metallic click and felt 
cold steel on his wrists. Handcuffed, 
and with a burly plainclothes man on 
either side of him, he was led across 
the lobby, protesting weakly and vain- 

iy- 

Things looked very black. Gloomy 
thoughts bobbed through his head. 
What kind of a country was this turn- 
ing into, anyway? A man tried to pick 
up an honest penny and he found him- 
self bundled off to the bastille for pos- 
sessing a little initiative. 

He would certainly miss the game 
now. And so would Ann. Worse, he 
couldn’t get in touch with her and tell 
her he was in jail. That definitely 
would not be wise. 

It was a terrible mess. He didn’t see 
how things could possibly be worse. 

In this dark mood he was hustled 
across the lobby to the revolving doors 
that led to the street. There, to his in- 
tense humiliation, he was forced to 
stand like a culprit in the dock, while a 
steady flow of morbidly curious people 
surged past him. 

Feeling as hounded and persecuted 
as Jean Valjean in Les Miserables, he 
nevertheless affected a blandly non- 
chalant pose. He even hummed a pop- 
ular ditty and kept time with his feet. 
He’d show ’em. Let them try and break 
his spirit. So absorbed was he in this 
role that he didn’t notice the last two 
people to enter the revolving door. 

He had no idea that disaster was 
practically nipping at his heels until a 
smooth, icily cold voice inquired, 

“Is this your rehabilitated self?” 

T)ERTIE jerked himself around, the 
breath left his lungs in a gust as he 
recognized the cold, stern features of 
his brother. 

With his brother was a short, thin, 
scholarly looking gentleman whom Ber- 
tie also recognized. This was Profes- 




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sor Overton, president of Mosswood 
college. 

He was peering near-sightedly at 
Bertie through his horn-rimmed spec- 
tacles. 

“I say, Professor,” he said to Bertie’s 
brother, “this chap with the handcuffs 
on reminds me of your brother.” 

“He is my brother,” Bertie’s brother 
said bitterly. “What’s the charge, of- 
ficer?” he asked, turning to one of the 
plain-clothes men. 

“Scalping football tickets, peddling 
without a license, disturbing the peace 
and probably grand larceny.” 

“Grand larceny!” Bertie gasped in 
outraged indignation. “I haven’t stolen 
anything.” 

“Where ’d you get them tickets?” 

“I found them,” Bertie said stoutly. 
Bertie’s brother shook his head grimly. 

“This,” he said, “is only a concrete 
example of what I told you yesterday. 
You are still mentally and physically 
incompetent. Anything which I can do 
to prevent your marrying some unsus- 
pecting girl I most certainly will do. 
You have disgraced me completely, 
Bertrand. Continue with your duty, 
officers.” 

Bertie was shoved through the re- 
volving door, his protests and promises 
flowing back over his shoulder. Out- 
side, one more calamitous experience 
was awaiting him. 

Alighting from a cab at the entrance 
of the hotel was a slim, lovely blonde 
girl. As she turned to enter the hotel, 
Bertie staggered through the revolving 
door, his handcuffed hands extended 
before him to keep his balance. 

The lovely blonde girl paused for an 
instant, then with a sob she turned and 
stepped back into the cab. 

Only then did Bertie recognize her. 

“Ann!” he cried frantically. “Ann! 
Things aren’t as bad as they look. This 
is all a joke. I lost a bet. Ann! Come 



back.” 

But his words were practically 
smothered in the roar of the cab as it 
shot away from the curb and into the 
traffic. 

Bertie was left quite alone. Not 
quite, because the two gray-overcoated 
officers were still with him. But in 
spirit he was bleakly and desolately 
alone. 

“Madame Guillotine,” he said black- 
ly, “I embrace you.” 

“He’s nuts,” one copper said. 

The other nodded. 

'T'HE American jailing system, in 
Bertie’s opinion, had not been no- 
ticeably improved since last he had fa- 
vored the institution with his presence. 

The cell was small, the doors and 
windows barred. This last was the 
worst feature. It gave everything such 
a definite look. 

He had been pacing the floor for five 
hours and now he gave up and slumped 
down on the cell’s narrow cot. With 
a touch of Yogi fatalism he had stopped 
worrying about Ann and his brother. 
For all practical purposes they were 
out of his life forever from henceforth 
onward. In later years when time had 
mellowed them, they might begin 
speaking to him again, but as for the 
present, he was a dead duck. 

It was late afternoon, he decided by 
glancing up at the window. The Hom- 
eric struggle between Mosswood and 
State was probably in its final period 
by now. Soon it would be history. 

He began pacing again. Of course 
losing the esteem and affection of his 
girl and his brother was a disastrous 
blow, but missing the annual game with 
State was no light matter in itself. 

The fact that almost a thousand dol- 
lars of his money was on Mosswood 
only increased his feeling of frustra- 
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Overcome by anxiety he grabbed the 
bars and jerked at them foolishly. 

“I want to get out of here,” he 
shouted. “Let me out, do you hear?” 
There was a rustle behind him. 

“I hear you, Masterl” a soft, tone- 
less voice whispered. 

“What's that?” Bertie said, startled. 
He peered through the bars into the 
empty corridor. “Who said that?” 

“I, Xanthos, have heard you and am 
here to do your bidding, Master.” 

This time Bertie turned around and 
saw a vague crouching shape in one 
dark comer of the cell. At the same 
time he remembered his experience 
with the demons the night before. An- 
other thing dawned on him. He sud- 
denly realized from where the football 
tickets had come. Xanthos, or one of 
his ghoul apprentices, had obviously 
been responsible for that. He was sur- 
prised that he hadn’t thought of this 
before. 

“Well, Xanthos,” he said sternly. “It 
seems that everything you do gets me 
into trouble. I can’t say as I like it 
either.” 

“I am sorry,” the cold lifeless voice 
said, “but I cannot help that. I must 
obey your commands.” 

“Supposing I give you a command 
right now,” Bertie asked cautiously. 
“What then?” 

“I would obey.” 

“Supposing I would tell you to get 
me out of this blasted jail?” 

“It would be accomplished.” 

“Then,” Bertie said contentedly, 
“your days of unemployment are over. 
Get to work.” 

“As you wish, Master.” 

'T'HE dark shape in the corner flitted 
out of the range of his vision and 
the next instant he felt a pair of sharp 
claws resting on his shoulder. 

“Do not be alarmed,” Xanthos’ voice 



was almost in his ear. “I am on your 
shoulder. We will leave together.” 

Bertie started to turn his head but 
Xanthos’ voice, suddenly as chilling as 
ice, stopped him. 

“Do not look as you value your san- 
ity!” 

“Why?” Bertie asked stubbornly. 

“Do not look,” Xanthos repeated. 
“You would not — like what you would 
see. I am not — pleasing to the eye.” 

“Sorry, old chap,” Bertie said, 
touched. “I know just how you feel. 
I was self-conscious when I had pim- 
ples on my face. All in the mind, 
though, all in the mind. Just forget 
about how you look and people won’t 
notice you.” 

“Let us leave,” Xanthos said. 

“Sure thing,” Bertie said eagerly. 
“Just how do we go about it? Ride 
away on a broom?” 

“Certainly not,” Xanthos answered. 
“My method is less involved.” 

Bertie heard a sharp metallic click, 
then the barred door of the cell swung 
open. 

“Well, well,” he exclaimed delight- 
edly. “That is simple.” 

He stepped jauntily from the cell. 
With the confidence that Xanthos could 
handle any situation that might arise, 
he strode cheerfully down the corridor. 
The heavy steel door that separated the 
cell block from the jailer’s office looked 
impregnable. But before he reached 
it, it swung ponderously open. 

The warden was dozing comfortably 
before a pot-bellied stove when he 
heard the hinges of the massive door 
creak warningly. He opened his eyes 
and struggled to his feet just as Bertie 
sauntered nonchalantly into his office. 

His hand speared for the gun at his 
hip. 

Bertie felt an uncomfortable sensa- 
tion at the pit of his stomach. 

“Now don’t do anything rash,” he 




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said nervously. 

His admonition was unnecessary. 
For the warden’s bulging, incredulous 
gaze was riveted in horror at a point 
about five inches above Bertie’s left 
shoulder. 

His lips twisted and the gun slid from 
his limp fingers. Then with a soft moan 
he pitched, forward to the floor. 

“That is fortunate,” Xanthos said 
drily. “When he comes to he will think 
this was just a nightmare. Had he re- 
mained conscious any longer he would 
spend the rest of his life in a strait 
jacket.” 

“You can’t be that bad,” Bertie 
scoffed. “You’ve got a touch of an in- 
feriority complex, that’s all. You 
ought to read Dale Carnegie. He’d 
straighten you out.” 

“Nevertheless,” Xanthos said, “I 
shall make myself invisible for the rest 
of our trip. You may look now with 
safety.” 

Bertie turned his head and saw noth- 
ing. But he could still feel the grip of 
the claws on his shoulder. 

“What is your wish now?” Xanthos 
inquired. 

“I’ll let you know when we get to the 
game,” Bertie said, glancing through 
the window at the setting sun. “That 
is if we get there on time.” 

'IX/'HEN they arrived at the jam- 
packed stadium the minutes of 
the fourth quarter were ticking away 
and Mosswood College was trailing by 
six points. 

Bertie squirmed his way through the 
crowd to the middle of the field. One 
anguished glance told him that State 
was threatening to score again. 

They had the ball on the Moss- 
wood’s thirty yard line. And on their 
first play from scrimmage a fleet-footed 
State back broke loose and streaked for 
the Mosswood goal. 



“Xanthos!” Bertie cried. “Do some- 
thingl” 

“This seems beyond my ken,” Xan- 
thos answered. There was a bewildered 
note in the demon’s voice. “Everything 
is so confused and upset. What is it 
you want me to do?” 

“Stop that man!” Bertie shrieked. 
“That man that the others are chas- 
ing. “Don’t let him get away.” 

“As you wish,” Xanthos muttered. 

Bertie felt the claws on his shoulders 
tighten. But his eyes were riveted on 
the sprinting State back. He was rac- 
ing down the field, yards ahead of the 
nearest Mosswood player. . . . Past 
the fifteen ... the ten ... the five 

“Xanthos 1” Bertie screamed. 
“You’re a washout. You’re fired. 
You—” 

The words froze on his lips. For an 
incredible, unimaginable thing had hap- 
pened on the field. Along the end of 
the gridiron, just before the goal line, 
a huge yawning pit had miraculously 
opened. 

From this black pit flames shot forth, 
forking their way through the belching 
waves of sulphur laden smoke which 
poured out with them. 

The touchdown-bound State back 
wheeled from this trench of hideous fire 
and brimstone and, with a wild bellow 
of fright, raced in the opposite direc- 
tion. 

A solid roar of incredulous sound 
burst from the throats of the spectators. 
On the field the two teams milled about 
in hopeless confusion and bewilder- 
ment. All, that is, except the State 
back who was still legging it in the 
opposite direction, the ball held tightly 
under one arm. 

In the wild, screaming crowd there 
was only one person who had any idea 
of what had happened. And that was 
Bertie Crimmins. He knew that Xan- 
thos had been the agency behind this 




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miraculous demonstration. The knowl- 
edge brought him a warm glow of con- 
tentment. How could he lose with such 
forces backing him? 

Listening to the excited comments 
about him he realized that no one had 
an accurate idea of what had happened. 
There was a different and conflicting 
story on every pair of lips. 

Then a new roar broke from the 
crowd. 

The frantically fleeing State back 
was racing for the Mosswood College 
goal linel Those of his teammates who 
had recovered their senses started after 
him, shouting desperately. 

But the roar of the crowd drowned 
out their voices and amid a deafening 
volume of noise the State back galloped 
over the wrong goal line giving Moss- 
wood six points and tying up the game. 

TJERTIE relaxed, sighing happily. 

The game was tied up now and 
with a bit of assistance from Xanthos 
it would soon be in the bag. At least 
from the wreckage of his life he could 
salvage his bets and start anew. 

“Well done, Xanthos,” he said com- 
placently. “Now just arrange things 
for a Mosswood touchdown and every- 
thing will be jake.” 

There was no answer. 

“Xanthos!” he said sharply. “Do 
you hear me?” 

Silence. 

A bead of perspiration stood out on 
Bertie’s forehead. There was a cold 
empty’ feeling in the pit of his stomach. 

“Xanthos 1” he said pleadingly. 
“Don’t get in a sulk now. I really 
need you.” 

There was no answer. And when the 
game ended a few moments later, a tie 
twelve to twelve, there was still no evi- 
dence of Xanthos. 

Bertie’s head sagged forward against 
his chest. The crowd surged past his 



lonely figure but he hardly noticed. 
Time passed. It was almost dark be- 
fore Bertie stood up and left the sta- 
dium. 

He realized with bitter clarity that 
his thoughtless dismissal of Xanthos 
had been final and definite. He had 
fired Xanthos. And Xanthos evidently 
meant to stay fired. 

There was only one bright spot in 
the otherwise gray scheme of things. 
He hadn’t lost all of his money. In 
the case of a tie all bets were off, but 
this was somehow negative compensa- 
tion in the face of all he had lost. 

He hailed a cab dispiritedly and gave 
his brother’s address. With a moody 
sigh he decided to leave town and lose 
himself to society. Years later he might 
emerge from the Australian bush, calm 
and kindly, forgetting the slings and 
arrows that had driven him there. Now 
they pressed on his soul like a drab 
pall. Life was very sad. 

TN this same cheerless state of mind 
he entered his brother’s home. The 
light was on in the library and he could 
hear the low murmur of voices from the 
room. His hopes of slipping by un- 
noticed were blasted sky high as his 
brother suddenly appeared in the door- 
way, his face flaming with excitement. 

“Bertie!” he shouted in a most un- 
scholarly voice. “Come in here.” 

With a fatalistic sigh Bertie entered 
the library. What devil’s brew was be- 
ing hatched for him now he had no 
idea. Nor did he care. Nothing could 
ever bother him again. 

Professor Overton, president of 
Mosswood, was standing beside his 
brother’s desk. 

“It is absolutely incredible,” Bertie 
heard him murmur. 

“What is, sir?” Bertie asked blankly. 

“Bertie,” his brother said implor- 
ingly, “for once in your life think care- 




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fully. Did you write this?” 

He thrust an envelope before Bertie, 
on which was scrawled — in Bertie’s 
handwriting — the words he had copied 
from the parchment. 

“Why, I guess I did,” Bertie said. 

“You guess?” his brother shouted. 
“Don’t you know?” 

“Why yes,” Bertie said, a little 
startled by his brother’s vehemence, “I 
did write it. I copied it from the parch- 
ment that I found in the drawer of your 
desk.” 

“This parchment?” his brother 
asked, extending the ancient papyrus 
toward him. 

Bertie looked at it closely. Yes, it 
was the same one. Same paper, same 
ink — No ! It wasn’t written in English 
as the other had been. It couldn’t be 
the same paper. The heiroglyphic 
scrawls on this parchment looked like 
the tracks of an inebriated chicken. 

“Bertie,” his brother said weakly, 
“This writing on the back of the enve- 
lope which you claim to have written is 
a perfect translation of this parchment 
document which the entire university 
has been working on for two years.. 
How did you do it?” 

Bertie blinked as his brother’s words 
seeped into his brain. It didn’t really 
make sense even then. As far as he 
could gather he was being accused of 
having done something rather clever. 
This was so surprising that it rendered 
him speechless. 

He was sure he hadn’t translated the 
abstruse and unintelligible document. 
The parchment from which he had 
copied had been as easy to read as 
English. He was opening his mouth 
to deny any connection with the trans- 
lation when a staggering thought struck 
him. 

Maybe he had actually translated it. 
At the time he had been under the in- 
fluence of the Mystic Clarification for- 



mula and maybe the hieroglyphic sym- 
bols had only seemed to be English. 
That, undoubtedly, was it! 

JLJE PAUSED and lighted a cigarette 
nonchalantly. 

“How did I do it?” he repeated his 
brother’s question casually. “Well I 
hardly see how I can explain it to you. 
The principle involved is rather intri- 
cate. Tell me: Have you ever heard 
of the reverse double wing system?” 
His brother and Professor Overton 
shook their heads humbly. 

Bertie smiled patronizingly. 

“You see?” he said. “We just don’t 
have any common basis for discussion.” 
“Bertie,” his brother said in a 
strangled voice, “when did you take up 
the study of philology?” 

“Always liked the stuff,” Bertie said 
genially. “Sort of a hobby. Fine way 
to spend winter evenings.” 

The front door bell rang then, sav- 
ing Bertie from more embarrassing and 
penetrating questions. 

A second later and Ann walked into 
the room, looking more blonde and 
more lovely than he had ever seen her. 
She stopped abruptly when she saw 
him. 

“I didn’t come to see you,” she said 
stiffly. “I only came to leave a message 
for you that I was leaving.” 

“Can’t all this wait a moment,” Pro- 
fessor Overton broke in testily. “Young 
man,” he said to Bertie, “I would be 
honored if you would consider joining 
the faculty staff of Mosswood College. 
Men of your erudition and intelligence 
are all too few in this troubled world. 
Mosswood needs you.” 

Bertie’s brother laid a hand on his 
shoulder. 

“I’ve wronged you, Bertie. I can 
see that now. It makes me feel 
ashamed of myself. You can expect 
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223 



doing. Particularly if you are figuring 
on setting up a partnership.” 

Bertie turned toward Ann, and in 
three seconds flat she was in his arms. 

“Darling,” she murmured against his 
coat, “I don’t understand any of it, but 
you seem like a new person. I’m sure 
that there is a perfectly reasonable ex- 
planation for your having been arrested 
and everything.” 

“There certainly is,” Bertie said hap- 
pily. “Fact is, they caught me with the 
goods. No! I mean it was all a case 
of mistaken identity.” 

He put his arms about the girl of his 
dreams and sighed happily. One min- 
ute he had been hopelessly crushed and 
the next thing he’d been transported to 
the clouds. 

He was conscious that his brother 
was beaming fondly upon him and that 
THE 



even Professor Overton was bestowing 
admiring glances in his direction. 
Everything was excellent. Except — 
“By the way,” he said casually, 
“there’s a leather bound book on your 
desk that kind of interested me. All 
about — demons and such. Anything 
to that stuff, you suppose?” 

His brother laughed heartily.' 

“I know the book,” he said. “It 
would take someone with the mind of a 
child to believe in the existence of such 
creatures. Demons. The very idea is 
ridiculous.” 

“So it is,” Bertie said. “So it is.” 
He laughed at the absurdity of it all 
and then he kissed Ann very soundly. 
Later, however, he couldn’t get the 
idea out of his head that as he was kiss- 
ing her a toneless voice whispered, 
“Very excellent effort, Master.” 
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T O those who know anything 
about that stretch of Mid-Man- 
hattan called Tin Pan Alley, and 
even to those who dance, sing, and 
listen to the tunes that pour forth 
weekly from that madhouse of Ameri- 
can melody — the name and legend of 
Mark Shayne must certainly be fa- 
miliar. 

Shayne, composer of Baby, Why Do 
I Care ? , Heartbreak Melody, Just Ask 
Your Heart About Me, and countless 
other hit songs far too numerous to 
mention, was as much a part of musical 
America as Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, 
Jerome Kern, or George Gershwin. 

He was, in fact, looked upon along 
the Great White Way as not only a 
top-notch tunesmith, but a sensationally 
stellar success story. Broadway wise 
men could recount to you, even to the 
date and year, the thrilling episode in 
the first rung of the ladder in Shayne’s 
career — the “break” that took him from 
the ranks of obscure publicity men and 
started him toward the proverbial Fame 
and Fortune he was later to attain as a 
Great Composer. 

The “break” occurred a little over 
ten years ago, just about the time that 
the depression had settled over the na- 
tion to stay a little while. The financial 
gloom that had blanketed the United 
States was felt everywhere, and— as 
Variety can tell you — nowhere more 
than on Broadway. 

Only the most venturesome produc- 



ers were risking their bank rolls in the 
theater, and the majority of those who 
did wound up inevitably in the poor 
house. The darkened theatrical palaces 
along the Main Stem were like mauso- 
leums in a cemetery, and the lightless 
signs outside them were as markers to 
grave plots. 

Actors, agents, singers, dancers were 
starving to death with what became 
monotonous regularity. Theatrical pro- 
ductions, as rare as flowers that bloom 
in the fall, became coveted plums over 
which thrushes and thespians alike 
were only too eager to knife one 
another. 

In Mark Shayne’s racket — publicity 
— conditions were no better. And if 
it hadn’t been for Shayne’s very early 
training in the art of cutting a friend’s 
throat, he might never have landed the 
job to publicize the small musical 
comedy, Yipeee!, which opened rehears- 
als bravely in the face of conditions. 

The cast for Yipeee !, even to the 
chorines, were all working on a when- 
and-if basis. In theatrical parlance, 
when-and-if meant that they would get 
paid for their efforts only when, and 
if, the show made money. This was, 
of course, in blatant disregard of the 
wishes of Equity — that worthy organ- 
ization designed to protect the rights 
of show people. But with times as 
they were, Equity occasionally closed 
its eyes in such matters and breathed 
a prayer for the good luck of its 




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children. 

Needless to say, the publicity serv- 
ices of Mark Shayne were secured on 
such a when-and-if agreement. This 
was all right with Shayne, however, for 
he was working while the rest of his 
colleagues were subsisting on canned 
dog food. 

Van Evans Garth was the Producer 
of Yipeee! Undoubtedly you’ve read 
of Garth in the history of the theater. 
Called the Grand Old Man of the 
stage, he had been at the peak of his 
career in the middle Twenties. And 
during the year in which Yipeee l was 
staged, the Grand Old Man was def- 
initely riding a sled to oblivion. You’ll 
recall that he died three years after 
Yipeee! 

Unfortunately, Van Evans Garth 
was thinking in terms of the gay 
Twenties when he produced Yipeee! 
The musical comedy was as dated as 
your morning coffee. The costumes 
were behind times, the story had been 
told too often to seem fresh, the songs 
and lyrics were equally, or perhaps 
especially, lousy. 

The cast was faintly aware of all 
this as rehearsal weeks droned on. But 
their loyalty to the Grand Old Man, 
and the fact that they had nothing else, 
kept them plugging along. Even Mark 
Shayne stuck by the show, although he 
had never won prizes in school for 
loyalty. 

But while Shayne stuck by, Shayne 
looked around and privately arranged 
to sue the Grand Old Man for back 
salary just in case. There is no doubt 
that Shayne would eventually have 
sued, except for what occurred four 
days before Yipeee! was to open. 

TT was after a dismally frantic re- 
hearsal that Shayne buttonholed the 
Grand Old Man. They were alone in 
the theater when Shayne spoke his 



mind. 

“Listen, Van,” Shayne said sharply 
to the tired old man, “this thing stinks. 
No matter what you do to it, or try 
to do with it, it smells up the stem. 
You’ll close in a night.” 

Van Evans Garth winced at the 
brutality of the criticism. He shook 
his white head wearily from side to 
side. 

“Don’t say that, my boy. There are 
still three rehearsals. Other shows I 
have produced have seemed as tedious 
before the opening. It is just your 
nerves.” 

Shayne’s sharp features twisted nast- 
ily. 

“Nerves, hell,” he spat. “It stinks 
no matter how you look at it.” 

“You are to publicize it, not criticize 
it,” the old man reminded him wearily. 

“What stinks more than anything 
else,” Shayne went on, ignoring him, 
“is the music — plus the lyrics. And 
that’s what I’m talking to you about. 
You’re gonna throw out the music and 
the lyrics ! ” 

“What?” the old man looked at 
Shayne as though he had lost his mind. 
“Three nights before the show opens 
you want me to throw out the lyrics?” 

“And the music,” Shayne reminded 
him. “You are going to use my music 
and my lyrics.” 

The Grand Old Man shook his head 
sadly. 

“You are delirious, my boy. You 
are not a musician, and you know noth- 
ing of lyric writing. You have not 
been eating enough. You are delirious. 
Here,” he fished into a worn wallet in 
which there reposed two five-dollar 
bills, “I have but ten dollars. Take 
five of it, my boy. Get a good meal 
today and tomorrow. Opening night 
I will have something for all of you.” 

Shayne took the bill. 

“Thanks,” he said. “But you are 




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going to use my songs and my lyrics 
in this show— no matter what it does 
to the last three rehearsals. And if 
you don’t,” he paused significantly, “I 
think I can give the newspapers some- 
thing in the way of a story about an ex 
Big Time Producer who has a wife in 
the nut house.” 

The color drained from Van Evans 
Garth’s face. He stared in wordless 
horror at his publicity man. His hands 
began to tremble visibly. The muscles 
in his mouth twitched. 

Shayne brought forth a portfolio. 

“I have the new music and lyrics 
here,” he said. “Suppose you start 
going over them now?” 

The Grand Old Man’s hands were 
still shaking badly as he reached for 
the portfolio. . . . 

npHUS, the Broadway wise men will 
tell you, Mark Shayne got his first 
“break.” But of course there are cer- 
tain elements, such as the threatened 
shame the publicity man held over Van 
Evans Garth’s head, that never came 
to light. The Broadway wise men 
knew nothing of this, and their Shayne 
Legend recounts only that the brilliant 
young composer, seeing the weakness 
of the music and lyrics in Ytpeee!, per- 
suaded the Grand Old Man to -substi- 
tute the Shayne epics at the last minute. 
And the sages of the Main Stem are also 
sadly lacking in another bit of informa- 
tion concerning this first episode in the 
Shayne Legend. They didn’t know — 
as the Grand Old Man had known — 
that Mark Shayne was definitely not 
a musician, and that he knew nothing 
of lyric writing. 

They do not know that on the same 
night Shayne “persuaded” Van Evans 
Garth to use new music and lyrics in 
Ytpeee l, he made a later visit to another 
white haired old man. This second old 
man was an Austrian professor of 



music, starving in a New York tene- 
ment flat. His name was Johann 
Gelder, and he was pathetically, breath- 
lessly, on edge when Mark Shayne 
burst into his dirty little room. . . . 

J OHANN GELDER had been work- 
ing on some musical arrangements 
when Shayne’s knock sounded on the 
door. Heart hammering in excitement, 
the old man rose and crossed the room. 
Shayne was standing there grinning 
when he opened up. 

“You have seen him?” Johann Gelder 
asked excitedly. 

Shayne entered, threw his hat on 
the clean, ragged, little bed, and 
nodded. 

“Yeah,” I talked to him. “I con- 
vinced him that he ought to use the new 
tunes and lyrics. They’ll be in the 
show when it opens.” 

There were stars in Johann Gelder’s 
eyes. There was overwhelming grati- 
tude in his heart. This was his chance 
-—at long last! 

“But there’s one condition, of 
course,” Mark Shayne declared. “Since 
no one in this country knows anything 
about you, and especially since your 
name means nothing on Broadway, 
those tunes and lyrics will have to be 
presented under my name.” 

Johann Gelder looked at Mark 
Shayne uncomprehendingly. 

“But why am I not to be given credit 
for my songs, my lyrics?” 

Shayne gave the older man a look of 
intense exasperation. 

“It’s like I told you,” he blazed. 
“Names mean a lot. Yours is unknown. 
To put the first few tunes of yours 
over, it’ll be smarter to use a name 
that’s known a little around the Main 
Stem— my name!” 

Johann Gelder shook his head sadly. 
“But it is so strange.” 

Shayne turned toward the door. 




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“All right. I’ll tell Van Evans Garth 
that you don’t want the tunes in his 
show.” 

“No! No!” Johann Gelder cried. 
“I do not mean that, Mr. Shayne. Do 
as you see best, of course!” 

Shayne turned back, grinning. 

“Now you’re using your head,” he 
said. “There’s a little agreement here 
I had drawn up, just a gentleman’s con- 
tract, really. I’ll want you to sign it. 
It’ll be sort of a partnership affair. 
You’ll write the tunes, I’ll handle them 
for you.” 

Johann Gelder nodded docilely, as 
he was to nod in much the same man- 
ner during the decade that followed. 

T>ACK numbers of Variety will tell 
you that the musical comedy, 
Yipeee! didn’t fold after its first night 
opening. Actually, it lasted five per- 
formances. The cast and Van Evans 
Garth were left penniless for their 
efforts after expenses had been met. 
But four of the songs from the show 
were picked up by bright-eyed music 
publishers and contracted for with their 
“composer” Mark Shayne. 

Of these tunes, all made money, and 
two fell into the category of “smash 
hits.” Mark Shayne’s name as a com- 
poser was born over night. And Johann 
Gelder was especially pleased with the 
hundred-dollar check Shayne bestowed 
on him. It kept the old Austrian com- 
poser for six weeks, during which time 
he turned out another song. 

Shayne moved from his cheap lodg- 
ing house into a terraced apartment on 
Park Avenue. Those were the days 
when terraced apartments were being 
given away with newspaper subscrip- 
tions, of course. But even at that, 
Shayne wasn’t living beyond himself. 
After all, the songs were bringing in 
close to a thousand dollars a month. 

For the remainder of the year, Mark 



Shayne contented himself with two 
more hit songs. One of them, Baby, 
Why Do */ Care?, is still sung today. 
You began to see Shayne’s name in all 
the Broadway columns, and his home 
town, a tiny hamlet in Iowa, proudly 
advertised on a billboard beside the 
state highway that ran through the 
village that it was the birthplace of the 
celebrated Mark Shayne. 

In January, Mark Shayne took 
Johann Gelder out of his dingy tene- 
ment house and placed him in a tiny 
country cottage. The old man was 
pleased to the point of tears of grati- 
tude. He had fresh air, and rolling 
hills, four rooms, and a piano. It cost 
Shayne fifty dollars a month — seventy- 
five for food and incidentals. But after 
all, he was wise enough to know the 
value of keeping his investment out of 
sight and healthy. 

Two years passed, bringing with 
them three more hit songs from Shayne. 
He had turned down three Hollywood 
offers to do the scores for musical 
comedy films. It was at the end of 
the third year that Van Evans Garth 
died. The record on- the coroner’s 
ledger stated that the Grand Old Man 
had passed away from malnutrition. 
Mark Shayne was one of his pall- 
bearers. 

And the stone heart of Broadway 
was touched to see the young composer 
choking back his tears as he assisted 
the man who gave him his first break 
to his final resting place. The Shayne 
Legend has it that the successful young 
composer’s greatest grief was that he 
had known nothing of Garth’s plight, 
and could easily have saved him if it 
hadn’t been for the Grand Old Man’s 
fierce pride. 

Another piece of the Shayne Legend 
recounts how, just before Garth’s 
casket was closed, Mark Shayne quietly 
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THE LEGEND OF MARK SHAYNE 



229 



in the old producer’s clasped hands — 
symbolizing the aid which the Grand 
Old Man once extended to Mark 
Shayne. It was all very touching, and 
was the subject of conversation for 
weeks along the Main Stem. 

But the tide moved on, and Van 
Evans Garth soon became forgotten, 
while Mark Shayne went on to greater 
and greater successes. His musical 
comedy, This 'Is the Life, became the 
most talked of show since the turn of 
the New Deal. 

TOHANN GELDER, happy with his 
J fresh air and rolling hills and hun- 
dred dollars every month — Shayne had 
upped the ante twenty-five dollars after 
the musical comedy hit — continued to 
turn out some of the catchiest songs 
of the nation. 

People mentioned Mark Shayne in 
the same breath with Victor Herbert 
and Johann Strauss. And the young 
composer modestly admitted to being 
one of the greatest musical figures of 
the century. In 1937, Mark Shayne 
paid income tax on five-hundred-thou- 
sand dollars. And in the following 
year that figure was doubled. 

Then, for the first six months of the 
next year, Johann Gelder didn’t write 
a single piece of music. Shayne, who 
had contracts calling for three songs a 
year, was positively furious with the 
old man. He made a special trip to 
see him. . . . 

Johann Gelder had aged consider- 
ably and showed it. Even the fresh 
air and sunshine hadn’t been able to 
stay the ravages of what ailed him. His 
wrinkled features were torn with 
anxiety, grief, and torment as he faced 
Mark Shayne. 

“It is not that I do not try, Mr. 
Shayne,” the old man said pleadingly. 
“It is not that I am ungrateful for all 
you have done for me. But music I 



no longer feel. Gay tunes no longer 
come from my heart. My people, in 
Austria, surely you read of the misery 
that has engulfed them!” 

Shayne’s sharp features were wrath- 
ful. 

“To hell with that noise!” he 
snapped. “We have a contract that 
your damned slop sentiment can’t 
break. How’d you like to go back to 
the gutters where I found you, eh?” 

Johann Gelder sat down beside his 
beloved piano, head in hands. 

“I cannot,” he sobbed. “I cannot.” 

Ice was beginning to form in Mark 
Shayne’s veins. He felt a terror which 
he was wise enough not to reveal before 
the old man. Changing his attitude 
a little, he put his hand on Gelder’s 
shoulder. 

“Turn out a tune around that, then,” 
he said desperately. “Put all you feel 
into music.” 

Johann Gelder looked up slowly. Be- 
hind the pain in his old eyes there was 
a glowing fire. 

“You are right,” he said softly. “I 
know you are right. I shall try ! ” 

Mark Shayne drove back to New 
York two days later with another song, 
and grave misgivings. He went imme- 
diately to the office of his publishers. 

“Look,” Mark Shayne told John 
Colder, head of the publishing organ- 
ization, “it’s like this, John.” 

And then Shayne went on to say, 
with much dramatization, almost ex- 
actly what Johann Gelder had said. 

“There’s no more real happiness in 
the world today, John,” Shayne said, 
while the sweat rolled down the neck- 
band of his twenty-five dollar shirt. 
“There’s no real laughter. People are 
being killed, oppressed. Nations are 
being overrun. I can’t find it in me 
to write the light, happy stuff anymore, 
John.” 

It may be said much to John Colder’s 




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favor, that the round little music pub- 
lisher had no particular liking for Mark 
Shayne. Now he eyed him rather 
coldly. 

“But you’ve got a contract, Mark,” 
he reminded him. “We have money, 
plenty of it, tied up in the advance 
plugging of your next tune. We have 
to have it. No matter how you feel.” 

“Have your boy play this,” Mark 
Shayne said, extending the music manu- 
script and holding his breath. “It was 
all I could find to write.” 

An employee played the song, and 
Colder listened. He asked that it be 
played again. He looked over the 
lyrics, then he looked up at Mark 
Shayne dubiously. 

“You’ve never written a tune like 
this before,” he said. 

Mark Shayne felt cold all over. 

“You mean it’s not — ” he began. 

“I mean it’s magnificent,” Colder 
said quietly. 

TT was magnificent. It was a sensa- 
tion. Undoubtedly you heard it. 
It was called. Now They Are Left Be- 
hind. It was Johann Gelder’s peak, 
his masterpiece. 

It was Johann Gelder’s last song. He 
died, from grief and old age, two weeks 
after its publication. And Mark 
Shayne, riding on the crest of the 
masterpiece he hadn’t composed, came 
close to going insane. 

Shayne had made millions from 
Gelder’s songs, but he had thrown most 
of it around like rice. Even Now They 
Are Left Behind, although it was mint- 
ing money, wouldn’t take care of 
Shayne’s style of living for long. There 
had to be more tunes, other songs. And 
where was he going to get them? 

Johann Gelder had taken Mark 
Shayne’s talent with him to the grave. 

He had money, fame, he could hire 
another ghost writer perhaps. Shayne 



thought desperately about this angle. 
There should surely be another starv- 
ing composer around New York who 
would be only too glad to ghost songs 
for Shayne. But he knew of none. 
And the successful composers, natu- 
rally, couldn’t be touched. Shayne 
couldn’t even risk hiring a starving 
composer, for if that ghost’s songs were 
bad — and Shayne had little ability to 
tell a good song from a poor one — it 
meant a staggering loss in prestige. 

Shayne began to drink more heavily 
than before. Perhaps he drank in an 
effort to find a way out of his dilemma. 
Or perhaps he drank to shut out the 
songs of Johann Gelder which came 
to him wherever he went. 

He tried to compose himself. He 
had learned to play the piano during 
his decade of fame. But his efforts 
were miserably futile. And another 
four-month period was running out. A 
four-month period which would mean 
another song. 

John Colder gave him two additional 
months to get a song to him. Two 
months beyond contract stipulations. 
And then he was forced to break the 
contract. The word was around the 
Main Stem that Shayne was slipping, 
drinking himself into oblivion. 

And then there was the night that 
Shayne got roaringly drunk in a small 
dive in Greenwich Village. Somehow 
he ended up in a tiny, unknown cafe. 
There was a woman there. Not the 
type of blonde beauty that Shayne was 
used to having around him. This 
woman was old, thin, gray, and hag- 
gard. Shayne found himself buying 
her drinks and babbling drunkenly 
about his troubles. Shayne, of course, 
was hardly conscious that he was re- 
vealing as much as he was until the 
old crone’s voice came reedily to him. 

“Then it is this man who has died 
you’d like to see?” she asked. 




THE LEGEND OF MARK SHAYNE 



231 



Shayne laughed in dismal drunken 
morbidity. 

“Thash right. I’d like to see my 
ghost. But I can’t, ’cause he’sh a 
ghost — get it?” 

“Perhaps he can be called,” said the 
old crone. 

CHAYNE blinked at her blearily. 

“Thash a hot one. Sure, leave a 
call for ’em. Tell ’em the guy that 
picked him up outta the gutter wansh 
full payment on hish contract.” 

The juke box started up as some- 
one put a nickel in it. Now They Are 
Left Behind , was the record. Foggily, 
the now too familiar strains came to 
Shayne like an eerie answer to his 
drunken request. He wheeled on his 
bar stool. 

“Turn that damned thing off!” he 
screamed. 

Someone laughed. Shayne grabbed 
the bottle at his elbow, rose from the 
stool and staggered over to the ma- 
chine. With one vicious gesture he 
hurled the bottle through the glass panel 
of the juke box, smashing the contents 
inside. The record, of course, ceased. 
The silence was chilling. 

“That’ll cost you plenty,” the bar- 
tender’s voice came to Shayne. “Or 
I’ll call the cops.” 

Shayne threw a fifty dollar bill across 
the bar. The old crone was at his 
side, plucking at his sleeve. 

“You would like to see your friend 
again?” she whined. 

Shayne broke into a fit of laughter. 

“Shure, shure thing. Lead me to 
him!” 

The old crone took his arm, and the 
cold night air hit Shayne’s cheeks as 
they went out the door. The rest was 
a blur until he was climbing worn and 
creaking stairs in a darkened, musty 
hallway. Then they were in a small, 
incense-stinking, poorly-lighted room. 



He could see the crone removing her 
coat, going to a table, pulling up chairs. 

“Sit here,” said the crone, indicating 
one of the chairs before the table. 

Giggling drunkenly, Shayne stag- 
gered over to the table and sat down. 
The crone sat opposite, looking at him. 

“What is it worth to see your 
friend?” she whined. 

Shayne pulled out his wallet and 
threw his remaining bills on the table. 
The crone picked them up eagerly, 
eyes lighting. She stuffed them be- 
tween her dirty blouse and wrinkled 
throat. 

“Before we start,” she said. “What 
is his name?” 

“Johann Gelder,” Shayne muttered 
sleepily. He weaved slightly on his 
chair. The stifling air of the place 
was making him foggier. 

“Now we must have silence,” the old 
crone whispered. 

“No glassh ball?” Shayne muttered. 

“Concentrate on silence and your 
friend,” the crone whispered. 

The silence held for perhaps two 
minutes. Then the crone’s voice, as if 
from a great distance, whined, 

“Johann, Johann Gelder. From your 
tomb, Johann — arise!” 

Shayne, drunk as he was, felt a chill 
caress his spine. 

“Johann, Johann Gelder,” the crone’s 
voice came faintly, eerily. “Rise from 
the nameless mists and come to us.” 

The silence stretched for an eternity, 
now, and the very unnamed terror 
Shayne felt was penetrating his 
drunken fog. There was the faintest 
murmur of a whine in the darkened 
room, and a voice floated weirdly 
through the blackness. 

“Shayne. Mark Shayne,” whis- 
pered the voice. “I hear the calls.” 



A/fARK SHAYNE was suddenly 
ghastly white. He tried to stand, 




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but his knees would not support his 
weight. He sank back. 

“I am Garth, Shayne,” the voice 
came to him. “I am Van Evans Garth.” 

“Thash’s not Gelder!” Shayne 
choked. “Send him away!” 

The voice grew fainter, and the 
crone’s thin arm stretched across the 
table and her hand closed over Shayne’s 
tightly. 

“Silence,” she hissed. 

There was still a fainter murmuring 
whine in the blackness of the room. 
This was growing louder. 

“Shayne?” a faint whisper sounded. 
“Shayne? This is Johann Gelder, come 
to you. What is it you want of me?” 

There was no mistaking the eerie 
half -whisper that floated through the 
darkened, stinking little room. It was 
the voice of Johann Gelder. 

“Songs,” Shayne choked. White 
beads of sweat stood out on his brow. 
His throat seemed horribly constricted. 
It was all he could do to speak. “I want 
songs, Gelder.” 

The crone withdrew her withered 
paw from Shayne’s wrist. The mur- 
muring whine grew louder. Johann 
Gelder’s voice came more strongly. 

“Take . . . this token . . . from 
one in the Shades who knew you.” 

Something was pressed into Shayne’s 
moist palm. He looked across the ta- 
ble, but the crone had her arms folded 
and her eyes closed. 

“Take this token . . . and hear the 
songs . . . Shayne ... I leave.” The 
voice of Johann Gelder evaporated into 
silence. Shayne felt like screaming 
after him, but he could only dose his 
fist tightly against the object in it. 
More seconds of silence. Then the 
crone’s voice came sharply. 

“That is all. It is finished. They 
have left,” she said shrilly. 

Shayne rose, dropping the object into 
his pocket. He looked wonderingly 



around the room, almost uncompre- 
hendingly. He swept his hand across 
his damp forehead. Then he shuddered 
and cursed. He staggered toward the 
door lurchingly through an alcoholic 
haze, never looking back at the crone. 
Somehow he got down that musty hall- 
way. A cab driver brought him back 
to his terraced apartment hours later — 
sickeningly drunk. The elevator boy 
carried him into his place and put him 
to bed. 

AACHEN Shayne awoke, he could 
hear someone playing the piano in 
the drawing room outside his door. 
Vaguely, he remembered the events of 
the previous evening. Shakily he got 
out of bed, slipped into a robe, and 
staggered into the drawing room to see 
who the person was he had brought 
home with him. 

The piano — a luxurious concert 
grand — faced his bedroom, and Shayne 
had to move around to the side of it 
to see who was playing so concertedly 
at this time of morning. 

The keys were moving. The music 
filled the room. But no one sat at that 
piano. 

It took Shayne fully a minute for 
him to comprehend that much. And 
in that minute the keys continued to 
move fluently, and the music continued 
to fill the room. 

Then Shayne gasped, backing away, 
face whiter than before. 

“What is this?” Shayne groaned. 

The music continued. The keys rip- 
pled onward. 

Shayne suddenly stepped to the pi- 
ano, viciously jerking down the top that 
covered the keys. The music con- 
tinued uninterruptedly. And then it 
came to Shayne, through the sickness 
and terror that he felt, that this was a 
composition unfamiliar to him. A song 
( Continued on page 238 ) 




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Scottsdale, Arizona. When my boss started re- 
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there in Arizona, he was in a pet, let me tell you. 
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gone bankrupt — an unfortunate occurrence with 
which I had absolutely nothing to do. At least, 
don’t think so. There were certain sly hints and 
veiled insinuations — but you know how people talk. 

The next few years were depression years, and 
I certainly don’t intend to re-live them — not even 
on paper. Besides being out of work, increasing 
deafness served to sharpen my sense of futility and 
general frustration. 

It was during this period that I decided to try 
writing because it looked so easy. (Hollow laugh- 
ter is indicated right about here.) Boy, do I 
ever know better now ! I spent three years writ- 
ing, but alas! not selling, love pulps. Also tried 
an occasional groaner (confession story, to you.) 
This dreary time of rejection slips was not with- 
out its humorous moments, though. 

Most writers like to reminisce ruefully about 
their rejected stories that are returned by the fast- 
est freight, but I bet I’m the only writer extant 
who had a story come back via airmail. Honestly, 
one did. I moped for days. Somehow it seemed 
to conjure up a picture of the editor handling my 
beloved story with tongs. Or even a ten-foot pole. 

Editors! The stories I could tell about them! 

(But not Mr. Rap, of course. Nice Mr. Rap 
who bought the first story I ever sold, and whom 
I certainly do not intend to let out of my clutches.) 

But to get back. Since art wasn’t going to 
pay so well as I’d thought, when Don Wilcox 
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at the chance. I typed all his manuscripts, and 
in practically no time at all, I even wrote one of 
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without crossing himself first. 

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married. And as to my love-life — well, they’re 
only allowing me seven hundred words here. 

So that’s my life up to now — -but life for me 
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( Continued from, page 232 ) 

he’d never' heard before. And it was 
played again and again, in a style that 
was positively that of Johann Gelder! 

And then the gaps in Shayne’s mem- 
ory of the previous evening filled in 
completely. His features went from 
white to gray. 

“Gelder!” Shayne croaked. “My 
God ! You’re ghosting again ! ” 

The piano reached the end of the 
number, hesitated, and started it up 
again, repeating the same unfamiliar 
song. 

And Shayne recalled Gelder’s voice 
floating eerily through the gloom of that 
unholy room. Hear the songs, Gelder’s 
voice had said. Hear this song, it 
meant! 

Shayne’s jaw was tight, his lips com- 
pressed, as he fought back the signifi- 
cance of this fantastic music pouring 
from his piano. He was sure now that 
Gelder was giving him another song. 
Why, or how, was a matter Shayne 
pushed from his mind. 

Almost insanely he began to laugh. 
Then he seized up paper and pencil, 
strode to the piano bench, threw up the 
lid, and began to write swiftly on the 
sheets he placed before him. 

Two hours later Shayne was still at 
it. A small stack of filled music paper 
lay at his elbow, and the piano tinkled 
on. He had three songs, and was tran- 
scribing the fourth. The lyrics came 
automatically, as if another hand were 
guiding his. own. 

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piano, the moment he’d transcribed the 
last note and lyrics, had ceased also. 
Shayne took three stiff highballs to 
straighten himself up, and then he 
dressed hurriedly. He wasted no time 
shaving or bathing. 




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There was a peculiar glint in his eye. 
Ten minutes later, when the pianist had 
finished the last note on the last num- 
ber, Morrison turned to Shayne. 

“This,” he pronounced grimly, “is 
just what the music business has been 
waiting for.” 

“You mean?” Shayne choked hope- 
fully. 

“I mean you’re through, Shayne. 
Washed up. We’ve enough dope on 
you from this to blackball you in the 
music industry for the rest of your life. 
Get out of here, you damned skunk, 
and don’t poke your nose around again. 



Those tunes, all four of them, are due 
to be published by John Colder’s outfit 
in two weeks. They were written, by 
Colentze and Bardine. I don’t know 
how in the hell you stole them, or who 
sold them to you, but you’ve bitten off 
sucker bait. Beat it!” 

Dazedly, strickenly, Mark Shayne 
left the office. His eyes were slightly 
glazed, his mouth half agape, as he rode 
back to his terraced apartment. Alone, 
he entered his suite. The piano in the 
drawing room was playing. The tune 
was Now They Are Left Behind. 

Shayne didn’t approach the piano as 
it played. He knew no one would be 
sitting before it. 

He went to his bedroom, found the 
discarded coat he had worn the night 
before. Fishing into the pocket he 
pulled forth a hard, square object. It 
was the gold-mounted five-do!lar bill 
that he had placed in the cold hands of 
Van Evans Garth before his burial. 

Like a man hypnotized, Shayne 
walked through his drawing room and 
opened the French doors that led out 
to his terrace. Down below him, some 
thirty floors, New York shimmered in 
the afternoon dusk. 

Through the French doors that led to 
the drawing room, Shayne could hear 
the piano still playing Now They Are 
Left Behind. He climbed atop the 
parapet railing and stood teetering on 
the wind-swept perch. Then he swayed 
forward, and down. 

In the apartment, the piano stopped 
playing . . . 

No one ever mentioned the afternoon 
Shayne spent with Mike Morrison. Not 
even John Colder, who learned of it 
shortly after Shayne had left. And the 
gold-mounted five-dollar bill must have 
been lost in Shayne’s downward plunge. 
For after his death it never became a 
part of the Mark Shayne Legend. 

The End 




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